Time for violence?

[.44 Magdalene]

My roommate's girlfriend used my girlfriend's computer to download a bunch of HIM, Emilie Autumn and Good Charlotte.





Am I going to have to choke a bitch?

[.44 Magdalene]

Also, Horrorpops and AFI that I just stumbled onto.

[Kane Knight]

You poor bastard.

It's bad, but don't kill her yet.

[.44 Magdalene]

Well, keep in mind that this is the same roommate/girlfriend combination that I verbally amuse more harshly than I do Clox. Quick rundown of the characters in this story:

She keeps on-hand a constant supply of every piece of Invader Zim and Nightmare Before Christmas merchandise ever produced by Hot Topic. She drops words like "kawaii" into casual conversations, or tries to awkwardly. Her cat's name is Neko. She goes on about the "shmexiness" of Gackt. I've been on the edge of killing her for years now. I was actually struggling not to end her life before my roommate even met her. The stories go far deeper, but that's the gist of it from a casual glance.

[Kane Knight]

Okay, so she's a weaboo goth who listens to AFI and GC?

Dude, how are you not canonised as a Saint yet?

[.44 Magdalene]

I don't give a shit if she wants to be Wapanese, but I draw the line when that shit enters computers that I use

[Kane Knight]

HIM isn't that bad, by the way. The Ex loves HIM. But you should probably be thinking up ways to make it look like an accident.

[.44 Magdalene]

There's a handful of HIM songs I like, and a handful of AFI songs I like.


But Good Charlotte? What judge would dare sentence me?

[Kane Knight]

I can't name an AFI song I can stand.

[.44 Magdalene]

Well, shut up.

[Kane Knight]

Why don't you come over here and make me? :foc:

[.44 Magdalene]

I would, but you might get the gay on me

[.44 Magdalene]

'Cuz you like men an' all

[Kane Knight]

Oh, that's it. I'm SO sending you some more of Clox's demos.

[.44 Magdalene]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2048/2252689724_c99cafd997.jpg?v=0

[Kane Knight]

Planet of the Apes?

[The Mask]

him are fucking awful