Actually entertained by impact

[Rollermacka]

I was watchin Impact the other day and I found myself actually entertained. Not by the "wrestling" but as far as promos go it was a pretty good night. The promo done by ODB made me laugh with her sayin "I'm not just another pretty face" I was thinkin well of all the guys on this forum I think I was the only one that found you attractive. The "Rhino RETURN" promo was good for only one reason. Not because of the fact that there rewarming that same gimmick he used years ago when he was in the custody battle but when he says "THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN WRESTLING TODAY" I wanted Don West to say "Barbwire Massacre". According to TNA any match other than a singles competition is the "THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN WRESTLING TODAY". I want team 3D to come out and challenge LAX to "THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN WRESTLING TODAY.... A TAG TEAM TORNADO MATCH BWWWWAAHAHAHAHA" The promo I liked the most though was the Eric Young/Rellik thing they had goin. I laughed when he first came to JB and Karean calles JB her maid of honor. :lol: The fact that they dont even try to hide that his name is killer backwads anymore but say it 13 times in the match was great. The promo Rellik did was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while "I'm gonna suck out your brain, use your eyes in my martini and stir it with your own finger!!!!" :lol: Then when he cames out to a clock ticking and now comes from Salem (I'm guessing something off the witch trials) with an outer mask I had a funny though come through my head. TNA should have a match where Judas Mesias and Rellik (that's killer spelled backwards I just wanted to tell everyone that) come out with there outer maskes and Challenge Abyss and The Boogeyman. The whole clock ticking and scare tactics reminded me of him and the tought of Boogey staring down Judas with blood spilling from his mouth while boogey foams and eats worms :lol: TNA has already taken other WWE stars who cant wrestle and made the champs they could do it for the Boogeyman too.

[DAMN iNATOR]

What are you rambling on about, again?:wtf:

[Kane Knight]

Between the title and the wall of text, I'm pretty sure we can chalk this up to drugs.

[Impact!]

Well fuck you buddy

[Londoner]

Im not entertained by impact at all, he's a shit poster.



Just kidding....

[Dave Youell]

Woah, wait a sec.

Fuck he's right

Rellik IS Killer spelt backwards!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

I didn't read all of that, but I just want to make a point in reference to the topic. I've figured out how to enjoy Impact other then the obvious being on drugs. Watch Impact once a month and then don't watch it until the same week of the next month. If you watch it week in and week out, it becomes real shit. But if you watch one show a month, I swear you'll find in entertaining.

[Impact!]

Im not entertained by impact at all, he's a shit poster.



Just kidding....
Oh you better be kidding

[Dorkchop]

The only thing that has been consistently good in TNA is the womens' division.

Christian Cage has been pretty awesome too.

[Purgatory]

I was watchin Impact the other day and I found myself actually entertained. Not by the "wrestling" but as far as promos go it was a pretty good night. The promo done by ODB made me laugh with her sayin "I'm not just another pretty face" I was thinkin well of all the guys on this forum I think I was the only one that found you attractive. The "Rhino RETURN" promo was good for only one reason. Not because of the fact that there rewarming that same gimmick he used years ago when he was in the custody battle but when he says "THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN WRESTLING TODAY" I wanted Don West to say "Barbwire Massacre". According to TNA any match other than a singles competition is the "THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN WRESTLING TODAY". I want team 3D to come out and challenge LAX to "THE MOST DANGEROUS MATCH IN WRESTLING TODAY.... A TAG TEAM TORNADO MATCH BWWWWAAHAHAHAHA" The promo I liked the most though was the Eric Young/Rellik thing they had goin. I laughed when he first came to JB and Karean calles JB her maid of honor. :lol: The fact that they dont even try to hide that his name is killer backwads anymore but say it 13 times in the match was great. The promo Rellik did was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while "I'm gonna suck out your brain, use your eyes in my martini and stir it with your own finger!!!!" :lol: Then when he cames out to a clock ticking and now comes from Salem (I'm guessing something off the witch trials) with an outer mask I had a funny though come through my head. TNA should have a match where Judas Mesias and Rellik (that's killer spelled backwards I just wanted to tell everyone that) come out with there outer maskes and Challenge Abyss and The Boogeyman. The whole clock ticking and scare tactics reminded me of him and the tought of Boogey staring down Judas with blood spilling from his mouth while boogey foams and eats worms :lol: TNA has already taken other WWE stars who cant wrestle and made the champs they could do it for the Boogeyman too.

*sigh* This is the type of banter that stems from 'enjoying' an episode of TNA Impact?? I think we're all much better off without it.

[Porcupine]

Most psychiatric wards today have a special "Enjoyed TNA Impact" ward for people like these.

I didnt know they started putting the net into those wards...

:shifty:

[Purgatory]

:lol:

Yeah and just down the hall are the cretins that eat, sleep, breath and shit TNA's very existence.

[Kane Knight]

Most psychiatric wards today have a special "Enjoyed TNA Impact" ward for people like these.

Don't be ridiculous. For that to happen, there would have to be more than two people suffering from it.

[Rollermacka]

Don't be ridiculous. For that to happen, there would have to be more than two people suffering from it.

I hate to pull a Jericho line but "Who are you again?"

[Shadow]

I'm going to assume that post is about Val Venis winning the title.

[Purgatory]

I hate to pull a Jericho line but "Who are you again?"

At only 39 posts, I think you're going to find that line backfiring on you....