Official Raw Thread (2/18/08): Midget in a Cage!

[The Gold Standard]

Mayweather Time yes.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's safe to say that any Big Slow comments are no longer needed.

[Londoner]

Oh and ocne ive seen y2J, how dare wwe be so shit that i briefly forgot about him.

[Innovator]

Show is in fight shape man, not fat shape like he was

[KingofOldSchool]

Pistols at dawn?

Nah




















*gives Inno a Flair chop block and runs away*

[The Gold Standard]

I can't wait to see where this story lines goes to

[FourFifty]

Anyone remember the world's biggest moonsault?

[Corndad]

I do gotta say found hillarious how he came out as a returning Face and just almost immediately turned Heel. Loved that part of it last night.

[KYR]

Anyone remember the world's biggest moonsault?

:yes:

[Londoner]

About time

[The Gold Standard]

this is what i was waiting for

[ClockShot]

Ah. Show got his other theme. :'(

[FourFifty]

I gotta be honest, I'm looking forward to the biggest man and the smallest man on thr Raw roster tonight. The Big Show and Hornswaggle should be a tag team.

[Azriel]

Good to see Show back

[Azriel]

Shane's ben gray like that for the last 5 years. Nice to see Show back and healthier.

[KingofOldSchool]

Since I don't care about Mayweather, but I'm happy to see Show back.

[Innovator]

money money money i get money money

[DarKCentaur]

Hahaha I love the Mayweather Posse

[KingofOldSchool]

YO YO YO IT'S CRYME TYME!

[Innovator]

Nah




















*gives Inno a Flair chop block and runs away*
*shakes fist*

[FourFifty]

Since I don't care about Mayweather, but I'm happy to see Show back.

In the words of Funaki, "INNNNNNNNNNNNNNDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"

[ClockShot]

I thought Pacman Jones was on TNA.

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, Mayweather getting booed

[Fox]

Big Show looks awesome

[SammyG]

lol yesssss 50 cent as his theme

[Corndad]

LOL at Mayweather getting the Cena Pop (1/2 cheer 1/2 boo)

[KingofOldSchool]

MAYWEATHER IS DA HEEL!

[Innovator]

A guy whos 146 vs. Big Show

[FourFifty]

No one cares about this shit, do-dah, do-dah! No one cares about this shit all the do-dah day!

[NeanderCarl]

Fuck Mayweather! Coming in and stealing MVP's gimmick!

[Fox]

randy couture could kick this guy's ass

[Corndad]

YO YO YO IT'S CRYME TYME!

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[KingofOldSchool]

50 Cent singing his entrance makes me not care about Fairweather even more.

[RP]

Half these people dont even know who Floyd Maywheather is.

[DaVe]

Mayweather is getting huge heat.

[Innovator]

Show is gonna grab him or something

[RGWhat316]

So I hope there isn't supposed to be a clear cut heel or face in this, cus its not working for either.

[DarKCentaur]

The fuck is Floyd doing? He keeps touching himself

[Corndad]

bet he gets chokeslamed tonight.

[Innovator]

randy couture could kick this guy's ass
Oh easily

[KingofOldSchool]

CHOKESLAM HIM!

[RP]

hope he gets chokeslammed

[FourFifty]

If I don't see someone chokeslammed tonight, I'm going to be sad.

[KingofOldSchool]

PUSSY!

[DarKCentaur]

Hahahaha Show is SO the face here.

[KingofOldSchool]

Big Show should step on him like an ant.

[KYR]

I gotta be honest, I'm looking forward to the biggest man and the smallest man on thr Raw roster tonight. The Big Show and Hornswaggle should be a tag team.

Random Thought #3 I would love to see Big Show v Kane in a program. Used to be a team (before Show left) and then had a small feud after. Need to pick up where they left off.

[Linkbowler]

That handshake was womanly.

[DarKCentaur]

Isn't Khali bigger?

[Fox]

calling mayweather the greatest fighter in the world is an insult to the sport of MMA

[Linkbowler]

Best fighter and largest athlete?

I don't see Randy Couture or Manute Bol on my set.

[Corndad]

I cant get over them just booin the crap out of Mayweather lol

[FourFifty]

Random Thought #3 I would love to see Big Show v Kane in a program. Used to be a team (before Show left) and then had a small feud after. Need to pick up where they left off.

They would have been better but the May 19th program blew that all to hell.

[ClockShot]

Where's Mills Lane when you need him?

[Fox]

will Mayweather pull a Hulk Hogan/Andre WM III moment?

[Azriel]

Funny they're cheering Show, even though he was acting like a heel last night

[KingofOldSchool]

Slight Big Show chant

[Fox]

that was anticlimactic

[KingofOldSchool]

No Chokeslam = KoOS a sad little bear

[RP]

weak

[The Gold Standard]

Who boos Floyd?

[DarKCentaur]

I cant get over them just booin the crap out of Mayweather lol

It makes sense in a way though... if you watched the Lesnar/Mir fight, the UFC crowd was booing Lesnar. You have a boxer in a wrestling environment, the boxer should be getting booed, no matter how big of an asshole Show is.

[FourFifty]

I see Floyd studied Lashley's ground breaking promos.

[Londoner]

That was weak compared to last night

[KingofOldSchool]

Funny they're cheering Show, even though he was acting like a heel last night

Big Show is suppose to be a heel, last night they were in Vega and that is THE boxing city so he was able to get over as a heel more. Now they have to contend with a wrestling base that 90% of won't even know who Mayweather is.

[FourFifty]

No Chokeslam = FourFifty getting a beer

[KingofOldSchool]

Who boos Floyd?

Me.

[FourFifty]

Who boos Floyd?

Wrestling fans.

[Londoner]

Im glad i didnt waste money on beer for this raw, it sucks

[DarKCentaur]

I was just thinking... Big Show should be a future HOF Inductee.

[Londoner]

Everyone boos floyd btw, well the majority do. Anyone who saw the hatton fight would know that everyone just about was on hattons side and it was in america ffs.

[FourFifty]

On an unrelated note, this is the greatest argument for abortion, EVER!!!!





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[KingofOldSchool]

ANOTHER MITB qualifying match tonight?

[FourFifty]

Im glad i didnt waste money on beer for this raw, it sucks

Pfft, I just drink what I have on hand, albeit I need to order a case of harp and a case of landshark.

[SammyG]

What kind of idiot boos Mayweather

[DarKCentaur]

The fuck? New Kennedy theme?

[Londoner]

why is everyone getting new themes ffs

[KingofOldSchool]

And here is Kennedy's Vol 8 theme

[JT]

what a crap song.

[Linkbowler]

New music for Kennedy? Lamesauce.

[FourFifty]

...................................................I FUCKING HATE KENNEDY'S NEW THEME MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!













MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DarKCentaur]

Hahahaha, Noid must be going crazy

[ClockShot]

WTF? Kennedy got new music too. His suuuuuu......


VAL VENIS!

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL

[Linkbowler]

VAL!

[Londoner]

mind u kennedys new theme is good

[Azriel]

They don't even try with these qualifying matches anymore, do they?

[FourFifty]

why is everyone getting new themes ffs

I'm sure it's only a temp thing to help get people to buy the new WWE cd.

[DarKCentaur]

What was wrong with Kennedy's old theme

[SammyG]

KENNEDYYYYYY

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT MUSIC

[RGWhat316]

Funny Big Show flinching at such a small dude.

[KingofOldSchool]

Could they have done at LEAST more competitive matches?

I mean Kennedy vs. VAL VENIS????

[SammyG]

what the fuck i hate this bullshit. What the fuck. Sounds like Alvin and the Chipmunks are performing it

[FourFifty]

They don't even try <strike>with these qualifying matches</strike> anymore, do they?

Fixed.

[Jura]

Probably to promote that CD but I hope everyone goes back to their original themes soon. Also if they do the tag team thing then I hope Elijah Burke gets to be Big Show's partner or even Mayweather's.

[KingofOldSchool]

What was wrong with Kennedy's old theme

They have a new album to shill.

[JT]

lol...should talk about crap songs...Val doesn't even get one anymore.

From 2-Time IC Champion to the new Brooklyn Brawler. :y:

[Londoner]

Alienoids secretely thinking: "I hope val wins, then wins mitb, and becomes wwe champ!!"

[RGWhat316]

I didn't mind Jeff's music, dunno about Kennedy's even though it is Airbourne.

[FourFifty]

Funny Big Show flinching at such a small dude.

Pfft, that was so two pages ago :roll:

[Londoner]

Oh well, there goes alienoids hope.

[FourFifty]

I hate this cock rock.

[SammyG]

omg i hate this theme

[DarKCentaur]

Actually, now that I hear more of it, his new theme isn't half bad.

[Londoner]

Doesnt seem to be any y2j tonight, im gonna fall asleep during this match i think

[Fox]

Goooooddddddddddddddd......

[ClockShot]

And the cage comes down.

[FourFifty]

Oh, everyone needs to get the Stone Cold dvd, btw. Greatest wrestling DVD I've ever seen.

[Londoner]

Im sure theyll go back to their old ones, like randy did that other time.

[Azriel]

So, I'm wondering if the Swog is going to be in MITB match?

[JT]

You know, I don't want to go all Noid here, but even I think Val should be more than the federations designated jobber. He does have skill, and while I don't think he should be main eventing, I think he's still a good choice for champion mid-carder.

[Innovator]

Lets make this quick

[Azriel]

Yeah, that Stone Cold DVD looks sweet

[KingofOldSchool]

Lindsey Lohan is at Raw

[Londoner]

I hope not(replying to azriel)

[JT]

Oh, everyone needs to get the Stone Cold dvd, btw. Greatest wrestling DVD I've ever seen.

Yep, good DVD. I already <s>downloaded</s> bought it.

[Splaya]

Hey guys, I'm here finally. How's the show been so far

[Innovator]

So, I'm wondering if the Swog is going to be in MITB match?
Sooner he's off my TV the better

[Londoner]

You know, I don't want to go all Noid here, but even I think Val should be more than the federations designated jobber. He does have skill, and while I don't think he should be main eventing, I think he's still a good choice for champion mid-carder.

he should atleast get an entrance,lol.

[Innovator]

Hey guys, I'm here finally. How's the show been so far
Mayweather made Show flinch

[ClockShot]

Hey guys, I'm here finally. How's the show been so far

You didn't miss anything.

[Londoner]

Hey guys, I'm here finally. How's the show been so far

Fucking shit as fucking fuck shit.

[Innovator]

AHAHAHHAHA VINCE DOESNT GET AN ENTRANCE! AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Vince didn't even get his entrance

[FourFifty]

THE SWOG!!!! :love: :love: :love: :|

[Xerzes]

Fuck you JR that's what McMahon always wears for matches.

[6to1]

if they are going to do the rocky 3 thing big show should come out as thunder lips

[Londoner]

Horny should just make a magic door in the cage and escape like he did backstage before

[Innovator]

This is already going too long

[Azriel]

Something fishy here

[FourFifty]

HOLY HELL! FINLAY IS SHOOTING!!! "THIS IS WRONG! THIS IS WRONG!" HE'S SHOOTING! HE'S SHOOTING!

[Innovator]

JBL?

[KingofOldSchool]

OHHHH JBL!

[Londoner]

this is like the best thing so far tonight

[Splaya]

Where's Jericho :(

[ClockShot]

The hell is Bradshaw out here for?

[DaVe]

I really hope this is over quick. I'm looking forward to the main event.

[Innovator]

Uh no Vince is taking off his belt

[KingofOldSchool]

If we JBL vs. Finlay at Mania, I'll mark out.

[Innovator]

RAW has come to new lows

[FourFifty]

Has anyone in kayfabe talked about how old The Swog is?

[KingofOldSchool]

MIDGET DOWN MIDGET DOWN!

[KingofOldSchool]

OH SHIT!

[Innovator]

:lol: JBL just did us a favor

[FourFifty]

My Fellow Wrestling Fans, the WWE has jumped the shark.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

As cruel as it is.

[Londoner]

loving this

[Innovator]

Cottage cheese legs did something right

[KingofOldSchool]

CLOTHSLINE FROM HELL ON HORNSWOGGLE, COME ON!

[Skippord]

God JBL sucks

[Splaya]

JBL is killing a midget :lol:

[Innovator]

ONE MORE TIME ONE MORE TIME

[FourFifty]

I take back that statement. They tried to jump it, and fell in the shark tank.

[Volchok]

Do we really need to have this?

[Splaya]

Holy shit at the Reverse move thingy into the cage

[Innovator]

Finlay should go on a rampage

[KingofOldSchool]

MIDGET TOSS!

[Londoner]

nice

[FourFifty]

Did I hear a JBL chant?

[Londoner]

Holy shit at the Reverse move thingy into the cage

fall away slam i think

[JT]

My Fellow Wrestling Fans, the WWE has jumped the shark.

...10 years ago...

[Splaya]

Finlay vs JBL with the rights to Hornswoggle on the line

[Skippord]

dead midgets are funny

[Londoner]

bout time something interesting happened

[Innovator]

Wheres Jericho?

[Skippord]

Finlay vs JBL with the rights to Hornswoggle on the line
Hornswoggle on a pole

[DaVe]

Wow, this is actually decent. I'm enjoying the heat JBL is getting.

[Innovator]

Dead fetus in the ring

[FourFifty]

Finlay is hands down the best prefomer the WWE has right now.

[NeanderCarl]

Interesting, I guess....

[FourFifty]

HORNSWO.....

Hornswoggle on a pole


Damn, beat to it.

[KingofOldSchool]

They just squashed a former X-Division champion!

[Azriel]

Aww, Vince showing he's not that heartless, how sweet :lol:

[Londoner]

Wheres Jericho?

Yeah, it made no sense for him not to come and stop jbl.

[FourFifty]

...10 years ago...

Explain yourself?

[KingofOldSchool]

Did I hear a JBL chant?

From like 2-3 people in the front row.

[NeanderCarl]

Wheres Jericho?

Prob fit a quick Jericho/Umaga match/angle in here somewhere before the main event?

[Volchok]

Did I really just witness the death of a midget?

[FourFifty]

They just squashed a former X-Division champion!

Wait, what? When? Where?

[Volchok]

that's craaaazyyy...

[Innovator]

Prob fit a quick Jericho/Umaga match/angle in here somewhere before the main event?
That'd be a good thing

[KingofOldSchool]

I like this angle, we need more of it.

I'm serious.

[NeanderCarl]

Holy shit at the Reverse move thingy into the cage

fall away slam i think

Better known as the Sack of Shit.

[FourFifty]

Prob fit a quick Jericho/Umaga match/angle in here somewhere before the main event?

Yea, he'll spill coffee on Umaga and they'll build off of that.
On a related note, I'm going to get my Kane mask tattoo touched up.

[ClockShot]

Flair on ECW?

Need I ask why?

[KingofOldSchool]

FLAIR IS EXTREME!

[Volchok]

lol

[RGWhat316]

Still haven't gotten my Mickie fix again tonight.

[Innovator]

We need some Mickie god dammit GOD DAMMIT

[Volchok]

lol they're acting like someone just died. RIP Horny.

[FourFifty]

Flair on ECW?

Need I ask why?

It's not ECW. It's WWECW, or ECWWE, which ever one you like more.
And it's in Flair Country.








SANTINO!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

SANTINO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO TIME!

[NeanderCarl]

Okay, maybe Jericho appearance in the Playboy segment then?

[Azriel]

Holy Hell Maria :drool:

[FourFifty]

I am so looking forward to seeing Maria naked.

[Skippord]

Santino has three worthwhile qualities

His Music and Maria's breasts

[Volchok]

wow people actually voted no...

[KingofOldSchool]

I voted No.

[Londoner]

lol 6% no

[Innovator]

They should be leaking on the net pretty soon

[Skippord]

Don't tell me this abomination is continuing

[Volchok]

okay?

[FourFifty]

We're going to get what we want? Well Shadow wants pot, D-Mac wants Sid to get a title shot, and I just want to see Goldust get a decent WWE push with the Goldust persona.

[ClockShot]

Woohoo. Glamazon!

[Volchok]

hot... I think?

[Azriel]

Well, this'll be short.

[NeanderCarl]

Hmmm... I'd blaze that Glamazon

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Santino is Gold

[Volchok]

wtf? how? why?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[FourFifty]

Oh man, I'm not sure if I want to bang Beth Phoenix, or if I want her to BANG me.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet Candice costs Beth the match.

[Innovator]

Candice or Mickie CMON

[RGWhat316]

LOL, this is the first time I am hearing of this.

[Volchok]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Innovator]

Yup Candice

[FourFifty]

I bet Candice costs Beth the match.

That's like saying John Cena is going to be a part of the HHH/Orton promo.

[Azriel]

Ooh, Candice looking really nice too

[KingofOldSchool]

*yawn*

[ClockShot]

Yikes. Candice went up a size or two I think.

[Volchok]

I'd tax Candice...idc.

[Skippord]

God I hate Maria's music

and Santino in general

[FourFifty]

Is this crowd dead, or retarded? Maria is posing for Playboy and they were sitting on their hands.

[KingofOldSchool]

And the crowd was dead for that.

[Skippord]

Candice is hot

[Volchok]

:shifty:

[Volchok]

:love:

[KingofOldSchool]

Is this crowd dead, or retarded? Maria is posing for Playboy and they were sitting on their hands.

Candice killed any heat they add.

Not to mention 90% of people already knew Maria was posing.

[Volchok]

:kiss:

[Volchok]

I HATE THIS COMMERCIAL!@@!!!!!!!!!

[Volchok]

so gay

[NeanderCarl]

Raw has been a little flat tonight... I expected a hot show off the back of NWO with Mania coming up. The crowd hasn't helped.

[KingofOldSchool]

A Raw without Mickie is like a day without sunshine.

[Jura]

I wanna have pre-marital sex with Candice.

[FourFifty]

Candice killed any heat they add.

Not to mention 90% of people already knew Maria was posing.

Sorry KoOS, I was having a "It's still real to me damnit" moment.

[U-Warrior]

God skip, you hate everything thats awesome, and love everything that sucks.

You should join the kliq.

[Innovator]

Yeah this RAW needed more Jericho and Mickie

[FourFifty]

Anyone see where I put my beer?

[Volchok]

Time to play the gaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!!!!!!!

[Marc the Smark]

Any chance Cena won't win?

[FourFifty]

FUCK! I thought I found it, but it was a beer from last night that I didn't finish!

[JT]

No Y2J either here. :(

[NeanderCarl]

Jericho on Heat then huh?

:rofl:

[Skippord]

God skip, you hate everything thats awesome, and love everything that sucks.

You should join the kliq.
Santino is not awesome

[FourFifty]

Any chance Cena won't win?

:nono:

[RGWhat316]

Even though its been a decent show, no Mickie or Jericho brings it down.

[Volchok]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

[Volchok]

idk how i'm gonna do Cena's.

[RGWhat316]

At least champ RKO is still here.