TNA 2/21/08 - Official thread

[BigDaddyCool]

A bunch of crap.

[Heros Welcome]

Well I'm ready to laugh

[BigDaddyCool]

Starting off on Angle? Great...

[BigDaddyCool]

Is Jeff Jarrett and Sting still part of TNA?

[Heros Welcome]

Looks like Kurt will dominant the 1st half of the show this week instead of the 2nd half.

[Heros Welcome]

Supposedly Sting is coming back at Lockdown, not sure when JJ is coming back

[Heros Welcome]

Christ Bullet Bob kicks off the show, I'm tempted to change the channel already..... Makes me sad that AJ has to face this shit:nono:

[BigDaddyCool]

Why does Bullet Bob whatever have a job?

[Heros Welcome]

Anything to have younger talent off of the show. BB falls into that category

[Volchok]

My cousin honestly thinks TNA is the greatest thing ever, but it sucks... and btw wtf is Billy Gunn wearing?

[BigDaddyCool]

Doesn't Torry Wilson wear the same style of tights as Kip James?

[Volchok]

Poor Styles he has talent, yet he's made to look like a total bitch.

[Volchok]

That's where I saw it before BDC.

[Heros Welcome]

Greaaaaaaat VKM feud....

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh the NAO are breaking up again?

[Volchok]

Kips James got a black eye from taking a cock wrong.

[Volchok]

lol kips.

[BigDaddyCool]

Please don't let her talk

[Volchok]

To late.

[Volchok]

I wish TNA didn't suck so bad.

[Heros Welcome]

I wonder what its going to be like once it goes LIVE

[BigDaddyCool]

I wonder what its going to be like once it goes LIVE

Crap

[Heros Welcome]

Crap

Chalk one up for BDC

[Volchok]

Oh god TNA Live... no edits?

[BigDaddyCool]

Kip James shouldn't be aloud on the mic ever again.

[Heros Welcome]

ALRIGHT THE GUNS!!

[BigDaddyCool]

When is Jay Lethal going back to being Jay Lethal?

[Volchok]

So does he switch on and off the macho talk?

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh, nowish.

[BigDaddyCool]

Founding fathers? TNA has only existed for 5 years, that isn't long enough to call them found fathers as they are contemporaries.

[Volchok]

aww how sweet? who's gonna turn heel now?

[BigDaddyCool]

Where is this going?

[Volchok]

She's not even that hot...wtf?

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is SoCal Val?

[Volchok]

I honestly think not a single thing is gonna come out of this besides some gay ass relationship, that'll last a month.

[Volchok]

what is this fuckin middle school?

[Volchok]

wow...

[Volchok]

Sonjay to turn heel soon?

[BigDaddyCool]

So it is going nowhere?

So how is this all making me want to buy a ppv?

[Volchok]

Is Kaz even any good?

[Heros Welcome]

Holy shit! Rellik is Killer backwards!?

[BigDaddyCool]

Rellik is killer spelled backwards, thanks Eric Young.

[BigDaddyCool]

God, Eric Young is retarded. I know that is his gimmick, but damn.

[Volchok]

Wait aren't they trying to build up Rellik as a bad ass monster? So why have Kaz say that he's just a man, just a wrestler. Wtf?

[Innovator]

Dammit, I need to catch up on the spamming

BTW, where did Lethal get a personality transplant?

[Volchok]

TNA makes my head hurt when I try to figure out what logic they use. Thank god for pot.

[Innovator]

RELLIK IS KILLER SPELLED BACKWARDS

[Heros Welcome]

Is Kaz even any good?

I like him. I think he is a very capable wrestler, just stupid as hell that they put him in this horrible feud with Black Reign.

[Innovator]

BTW, I met Joey Styles today at GNC...pretty cool guy

[Heros Welcome]

RELLIK IS KILLER SPELLED BACKWARDS

:eek::eek::eek:

[BigDaddyCool]

Wait aren't they trying to build up Rellik as a bad ass monster? So why have Kaz say that he's just a man, just a wrestler. Wtf?

TNA does retarded shit all the time. They constantly job out unstoppable monsters.

[Volchok]

I've seen only some of his stuff, Mostly him jumping off of things.

[Innovator]

Unstoppable monsters in TNA are midcarders

[Innovator]

and WWE midcarders are TNA main eventers

[BigDaddyCool]

Why do they want to keep Joe again?

[Innovator]

and TNA main eventers are pushed over the cliff into joke roles

[Volchok]

Yeah wasn't last week Relliks like first win?

[Heros Welcome]

I hate this Joe character with a passion

[Volchok]

Yeah Samoa Joe sucks...

[BigDaddyCool]

O my god, why do they drag this shit out so long?

[Volchok]

Can someone make sure Joe doesn't win?

[Innovator]

So at Lockdown Joe is either champ or he leaves TNA? Is this how every face wins a title, put his career on the line?

[Volchok]

lol my cousin just said that Samoa Joe is TNAs John Cena.

[Innovator]

Cena being a whiney employee would fit him

[Innovator]

WOOOOOO 1 more post until 15k, gotta go make a milestone thread

[BigDaddyCool]

OMG, how is Rellik a bad ass now?

[Volchok]

Sometimes I think my cousin actually thinks wresting is real.

[Volchok]

Rellik does look pretty badass though. Atleast the face does.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hasn't TNA learned anything from WWE? You need big guys to be monsters.

[The Optimist]

This Kazarian/Rellik match is better than I expected it would be. Beside Rellik's skirt.

Rellik is killer spelled backward.

[BigDaddyCool]

Darkness Falls? Why does he carry that around, it is super gay.

[Volchok]

Eric Young is a pussy.

[Heros Welcome]

I really dont get the point of having your music play when you come in for the save. Takes away from the element of surprise.

[The Optimist]

Booker needs a haircut.

"Imma do you like you sposta be done."

[BigDaddyCool]

Booker's speil is old.

[The Optimist]

If you have badass music, like Austin or Kane it works. Eric Young . . . shouldn't be making a save at all.

[Heros Welcome]

I'd like to see Book go back to the short cut from when he first came into the E.

[Innovator]

Bookah

[The Optimist]

The Destination X music sounded like Simple plan.

[Volchok]

Booooooring

[Volchok]

Why are they making pussies out of all the monsters.

[The Optimist]

Let's get ready to SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST.

[Heros Welcome]

Why are they making pussies out of all the monsters.

Because in TNA, anything that is credible is a sin

[Volchok]

Baby Lex.

[Heros Welcome]

Fuck maple leaf muscle. I want Team Canada Petey to come back!

[BigDaddyCool]

So who has the brief cases?

[Volchok]

Total Package Aka Masterpiece Aka... yeah this gimmick ALLLLLLLLLLWays works...

[Volchok]

Scott Stiener has both cases World and X title shots.

[The Optimist]

Maple Leaf Muscle is a pretty stupid name.

[BigDaddyCool]

So is stiener just holding the cases or is he going to cash them in? What is he waiting for? Stiener has never seemed to be the paticent type.

[Volchok]

Yessir...

[Volchok]

I don't even think he knows.

[The Optimist]

Scott Steiner having an X Division title shot is so stupid. I would say it's the stupidest thing in TNA, but that'd be lying.

[Volchok]

So the feast or famine match is like the Money in the Bank match?

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener is the greatest of all time, why isn't he champion?

[The Optimist]

Though, for some reason I like the team of Steiner and Young.

Also, what the fuck TNA. This Styles-Angle's wife thing is stupid shit.

[Volchok]

This is so.... why do i have to watch this...

[BigDaddyCool]

So the feast or famine match is like the Money in the Bank match?

They never explained how it works, they have just been dicking around with it. But they fired Daniels flat out.

[Volchok]

lol and I care why?

[Innovator]

Despite how much I hate AJ in this role, he's good at it

[Volchok]

that was not intended to BDC... and to BDC thank you.

[The Optimist]

Steak and gravy. . .

[Volchok]

Lol I did laugh during his story after he said he prayed so hard and when he looked outside and there was no snow... I had to lol.

[Innovator]

Petey just trust Steiner, or he'll kill you

[Heros Welcome]

Despite how much I hate AJ in this role, he's good at it

Agreed

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't understand what they are building too.

[Volchok]

Yeah TNA doesn't even know what they're building to.. They're just gonna wing it week after week until something sticks.

[Heros Welcome]

I don't understand what they are building too.

They don't know either

[The Optimist]

I remember when Rhyno was cool.

[Volchok]

Maybe they'll build it to Styles taking the title from Angle.

[Volchok]

So Storm made him go back to binge drinking?

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA really need someone with some sort of vision to take control. Someone that want them to meet a goal. That would make it so much better.

[The Optimist]

I would guess Styles going over Kurt Angle. But it could be anything.

[Volchok]

Nicce...

[Heros Welcome]

CURRY MAN!

[Volchok]

I hate sharkboy steve austin.

[The Optimist]

Sharkboy & Curryman LOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOL

[Innovator]

I don't understand what they are building too.
AJ vs. Kurt in a Karen sitting on a pole match

[Innovator]

Curry Man's accent is reciting Japanese wrestlers :lol:

[The Optimist]

Why is Johnny Devine with the Dudley's?

[BigDaddyCool]

Didn't Stiener just beat up Divine?

[Heros Welcome]

AJ vs. Kurt in a Karen sitting on a pole match

When AJ is back in the World Title picture, I'll order a TNA PPV again

[BigDaddyCool]

When AJ is back in the World Title picture, I'll order a TNA PPV again

It would also help if they booked something worth watching.

[Innovator]

GOOBACK episode of South Park is on, awesome

[Innovator]

DOK YER DEARB

[Heros Welcome]

It would also help if they booked something worth watching.

This is true. I've always said though, regardless of the card, the day I get Angle v. Styles I'll order the show

[Volchok]

Yeah because Devon weighs more than Bubba after one week.

[The Optimist]

I'd bet that Bubba Ray wins.

[Volchok]

What logic is that?

[The Optimist]

Go ahead TNA, show how much you care about the X Division.

[BigDaddyCool]

So, Bubba or Devon > Shark Boy & Curryman?

[The Optimist]

TNA logic. D-von beat both guys last week.

Also, I love Mark "Slick" Johnson.

[BigDaddyCool]

So now Bubba is ripping off Eddie Geurrero?

[The Optimist]

omg super suprise The same fucking disgraceful match two weeks in a row.

[Heros Welcome]

Millions?

[BigDaddyCool]

What is the point of saying the first time Angle and Booker T in TNA? They were wrestling each other a million times last year. Now that they are both older and more broken down, but in TNA it will some how be better?

[The Optimist]

Okay. Does TNA not get that this whole Angle's wife-Styles thing doesn't make sense in any way?

[BigDaddyCool]

Okay. Does TNA not get that this whole Angle's wife-Styles thing doesn't make sense in any way?

Stop, does anything TNA do make sense?

[Heros Welcome]

Okay. Does TNA not get that this whole Angle's wife-Styles thing doesn't make sense in any way?

Maybe Joe takes the belt at Lockdown and Angle blames Styles for being a thorn in his side for being with his wife

[Innovator]

Okay. Does TNA not get that this whole Angle's wife-Styles thing doesn't make sense in any way?
it does to one man

[The Optimist]

Gator Nuggets

[BigDaddyCool]

You know this Karen/AJ thing, one thing I would like to say. At least Vince's bastard son/hornswoggle saga has resulted in Finlay getting a push and a few matches.

[Volchok]

Fuckin crazy shit...

[Volchok]

Idk how I feel about ODB.

[The Optimist]

It might work better if Styles just made moves on his wife, that might be interesting in the way that Kurt had that thing with Stephanie so many years ago. But the way it went down is idiotic. A botched wedding proceeding causes Karen Angle to be married to AJ and Kurt at the same time? Failure.

Sadly, ODB's music is sort of cool.

[Volchok]

You know this Karen/AJ thing, one thing I would like to say. At least Vince's bastard son/hornswoggle saga has resulted in Finlay getting a push and a few matches.

Aj is getting tv time?

[Heros Welcome]

Idk how I feel about ODB.

Well what are your feelings on chicks with dicks?

[BigDaddyCool]

Aj is getting tv time?

He was getting air time before hand.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate ODB.

[Volchok]

Well what are your feelings on chicks with dicks?

I have no feelings for chicks with dicks.

[Volchok]

He was getting air time before hand.

That's the last time I try to justify anything TNA does.

[Heros Welcome]

I have no feelings for chicks with dicks.

Well then you have no feelings for ODB

[Volchok]

Okay I feel better now.

[BigDaddyCool]

That's the last time I try to justify anything TNA does.

Yeah, that is best.

[Heros Welcome]

4 of the past 5 impacts have had either no Christian or like 5 minutes if that, what the shit is that!?

[BigDaddyCool]

Can they please quit shoving the camera inbetween ODB's legs.

[Volchok]

yay

[BigDaddyCool]

So they are pushing ODB and Gail Kim as the only 2 possible ladies to have a chance against Kong, so they job both of them to Jackie and Roxie?

[Volchok]

TNAs setup is so retarded.

[Volchok]

I LOVE CHRISTIAN!!!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Why does TNA love to team people up just to break them up?

[Volchok]

Minus Fat Joe it's pretty much awesomeness right there.

[The Optimist]

This stuff is sooo sloppy.

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously, Angle, Joe and Nash are going to break up in a matter of weeks.

[BigDaddyCool]

Christian sucks in TNA.

[BigDaddyCool]

From now on the only Kevin Nash and Scott Stiener should be given mics in TNA, no one else should have a speaking role.

[Volchok]

Kevin Nash Vs Christian would be awesome just for promos alone.

[Volchok]

Imagine a debate with Rock, Jericho, Christian and Kevin Nash...

[Volchok]

Maybe not Christian... idk...

[Heros Welcome]

From now on the only Kevin Nash and Scott Stiener should be given mics in TNA, no one else should have a speaking role.

As long as they have subtitles for when Steiner talks, with a little syringe bouncing to every word, thats fine by me.

[Volchok]

I hate borash....

[BigDaddyCool]

So correct me, but the Angle Alliance is taken on Nash, Christan, and Joe at destination x? Then Joe has Angle at Lockdown?

[Volchok]

Booker T is overrated imo.

[Heros Welcome]

So correct me, but the Angle Alliance is taken on Nash, Christan, and Joe at destination x? Then Joe has Angle at Lockdown?

I believe so

[BigDaddyCool]

What is with Angle tube socks?

[BigDaddyCool]

So correct me, but the Angle Alliance is taken on Nash, Christan, and Joe at destination x? Then Joe has Angle at Lockdown?

I believe so

Also, Stiener can still cash in his title shot any time now...So how does AJ dating Karen or taking her on a honey moon or whatever lead to a match if Kurt Angle is booked up for the next 2 months?

[Innovator]

Is this Smackdown 2005?

[Heros Welcome]

Is this Smackdown 2005?

Kurt loves gutter sluts

[BigDaddyCool]

Is this Smackdown 2005?

Well the X-Division/Title is being booked as an after thought just like the cruiserwieght title, we got Christian, Angle, and Booker T. Yes, yes it is.

[Heros Welcome]

Also, Stiener can still cash in his title shot any time now...So how does AJ dating Karen or taking her on a honey moon or whatever lead to a match if Kurt Angle is booked up for the next 2 months?

Yes he can...Well Kurt's team will probably lose due to friction between Angle and Styles. Then at Lockdown Joe will face Angle and take the belt, while Styles takes on Christian

[Volchok]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

lol

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, correct me but at Destination X, neither the Heavywieght nor the Tag Titles will be defended because all 3 champions are in a cluster fuck mainevent? If nothing of value can change, why do I care?

[Volchok]

Lol Angle looks like a retard in that outfit.

[Volchok]

You can't be badass and wear tubesocks...it doesn't work.

[BigDaddyCool]

Lol Angle looks like a retard

[Heros Welcome]

Also, correct me but at Destination X, neither the Heavywieght nor the Tag Titles will be defended because all 3 champions are in a cluster fuck mainevent? If nothing of value can change, why do I care?

...well....ummm.....Because Rellik is Killer spelled backwards?

[Volchok]

Spoiler : Angle Wins.

[Volchok]

that's just wrong.

[Volchok]

Hey who would have thought everyone would come out?

[Heros Welcome]

Nash better JACKKNIFE him again

[BigDaddyCool]

ANGLE V NASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*MARKS OUT*

[Volchok]

Nash is the only old man i'm scared of.

[Volchok]

fun night

[Londoner]

lmao@thread, read all 5 pages to check how crap it was, it didnt dissapoint me in that respect either.

[BigDaddyCool]

It is a lot easier to get people talking about negatives than positives.

[Londoner]

True, that seems to be tna's goal though.