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KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 08:34 PM
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Preview:And then there were three
February 25, 2008

John Cena now has an opportunity to headline WrestleMania in the WWE Title Match, but now he must worry about two men – Triple H and WWE Champion Randy Orton. And Triple H made a statement when he delivered a thunderous Pedigree to both men after he officiated their match last week. What lengths will these Superstars go to mark their territory and gain momentum going into WrestleMania XXIV?

With a bandaged nose and a black eye, Big Show made his first appearance on Raw in more than a year. The 7-footer was there to apologize for his behavior the night before at No Way Out, when he and Floyd Mayweather traded blows. After “apologizing” to the WBC welterweight champion, Big Show then taunted Mayweather into accepting his challenge for a match. The type of match was unspecified, but what type of bout might we expect from these two warriors?

In other Raw action, Mr. McMahon looked on callously as his son, Hornswoggle, suffered a ruthless beating by JBL and lie unconscious in the middle of the ring. As the night began, the little guy had expected to battle his father in a Steel Cage Match. There shown, however, a sliver of light when Hornswoggle’s protector, Finlay, tried to rescue him. But JBL turned out the lights when he attacked the Irishman and handcuffed him to the ring ropes. He then began to pummel Hornswoggle so severely that even Mr. McMahon was taken aback.

What is Hornswoggle’s condition? And what are JBL and the Chairman’s reactions and explanations for the brutal attack? And what are Finlay’s thoughts?

Finally, last Monday, Maria defeated Women's Champion Beth Phoenix in a non-title match to earn a photo shoot in Playboy Magazine. Following the victory, the elated Diva immediately flew to Los Angeles for the sexy spread, which our fans can get an exclusive look at, this coming week on Raw. What will this steamy glimpse bring to Monday night? Don't miss out.

Find out the answers to these questions and more by tuning in to Raw when it emanates live from Phoenix at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 08:39 PM
We wish Mr. Bastard the best in all future endeavors.

Volchok
02-25-2008, 08:41 PM
RIP Horny

Corndad
02-25-2008, 08:42 PM
lll be curious after watching that Press Conference Today if they dont just keep Mayweather as the Heel.

Testicle
02-25-2008, 08:44 PM
I wonder if Hardy will even be given a match tonight. Maybe another classic with Snitsky, thats what the fans want. :roll:

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 08:44 PM
Mayweather works as a heel about as well as Rey Mysterio.

BigDaddyCool
02-25-2008, 08:45 PM
brb

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 08:49 PM
PHOTO OP!

Volchok
02-25-2008, 08:50 PM
Another action packed Raw, I can hardly contain myself...

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 08:52 PM
Mayweather works as a heel about as well as Rey Mysterio.

Yeah but I reckon to say that most of the fans really care that much about Mayweather and it would be easier to book him as a pseudo-heel. Now if Rey didn't get injured, it would have been easier for them to get Mayweather over as a face.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 08:53 PM
Edge should come out and do a five second pose during the Photo-Op.

BigDaddyCool
02-25-2008, 08:57 PM
Starting off with Triple Hatch.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 08:57 PM
LOL

I love it when Regal slaughters wrestler's names

Volchok
02-25-2008, 08:58 PM
Lol whyy?

Volchok
02-25-2008, 09:00 PM
Lol nice

Volchok
02-25-2008, 09:00 PM
Lol Orton is the third wheel in this match.

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:00 PM
Was wondering if Orton was ever gonna talk lol

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:01 PM
LOL @ the fans response when Triple H mentioned that a lot of people loved HHH pedigreeing Cena.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:01 PM
LOL, alot did appreciate.

Volchok
02-25-2008, 09:02 PM
Orton doesn't seem to fit in.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:03 PM
This was boring two years ago, it's still boring now.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:03 PM
WHAT A SICK RKO TO HHH

Volchok
02-25-2008, 09:03 PM
Orton has no chance of winning at Mania.

BigDaddyCool
02-25-2008, 09:03 PM
Fuck, Cena is winning.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:03 PM
Alright, double RKO. I'll take it.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:04 PM
Wow Orton sucks on the mic compared to the other two

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:04 PM
"Is this what we're going to be seeing at the Citrus Bowl at Wrestlemania 24?"

Tomko: No.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:04 PM
BTW, just got CPR & AED certified in 10 minutes

Volchok
02-25-2008, 09:04 PM
Is there a chance that Cena won't win at WM?

JT
02-25-2008, 09:04 PM
God Orton is terrible...and people think Kennedy is bad on the mic these days.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:05 PM
Fuck, Cena is winning.

Really?

Whatever caused you to come to that far fetched idea?

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:05 PM
What an opening segment!! I now want to see this main event of WrestleMania neither more nor less than before.

Evening all.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:06 PM
Yeah but I reckon to say that most of the fans really care that much about Mayweather and it would be easier to book him as a pseudo-heel. Now if Rey didn't get injured, it would have been easier for them to get Mayweather over as a face.
Honestly, with Big Show being a dick and Mayweather looking about two feet tall in comparison. I sympathize heavily with Mayweather, despite him being the best boxer in the world. Marks (and smarks) can get drawn in by something as easy as visual signals.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:06 PM
Edge should come out and do a five second pose during the Photo-Op.
I miss the moment for the people with the benefit of flash photography

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:06 PM
off to a fairly good start

Testicle
02-25-2008, 09:07 PM
God Orton is terrible...and people think he-who-cant-be-named was bad on the mic.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:08 PM
off to a paint by numbers start

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:08 PM
It would certainly makes things interesting if they made this more a three way dance

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:09 PM
Did they do away with the Chilli Peppers as the WrestleMania theme? Now we get yet another by-the-numbers rock song. Booo.

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:09 PM
Any Money in the Bank qualifiers tonight?

Crossrine
02-25-2008, 09:09 PM
Can Orton ever make eye contact without looking through someone?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Wow Kennedy just owned Orton promo wise

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Ya know, when it comes to the MITB match, I could see Jeff saying before the match that he takes every chance in the book for the fans and then have the choice of grabbing the briefcase or doing a swanton onto whoever and then he takes the briefcase. You could in a sense turn him heel after that.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Her damn pic been leaked yet?

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Ooh Maria :drool:

Poor Carlito :(

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Santino's gone Travis Bickle.

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Is it just me or has Santino always had that mohawk?? lol

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:10 PM
I love how Carlito just stands back and stares at Maria's ass

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:11 PM
Here comes CAWdy

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:11 PM
Maria is a hot tamale. Cody Rhodes is not.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:11 PM
CAWdy!

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:11 PM
Probably not til next week RG

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:11 PM
Wow Kennedy just owned Orton promo wise

Hornswoggle could own Orton promo wise.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:11 PM
CAWdy thinks santino is a hot tamale

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:12 PM
Hornswoggle could own Orton promo wise.
Sid could own Orton promo wise

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:12 PM
Is it just me or has Santino always had that mohawk?? lol
He has.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:12 PM
Unique takedown? It's called an STO

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:12 PM
Did they do away with the Chilli Peppers as the WrestleMania theme? Now we get yet another by-the-numbers rock song. Booo.

I actually hope so. C'mon a song called "Snow" as the theme for an event in Florida?

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:14 PM
CAWdy thinks santino is a hot tamale
I honestly don't think that Holly would continue to team with Cawdy if he knew he was gay. Holly's old and he's from the south, he just seems like that kind of guy.

Wether he is gay or not.

Marc the Smark
02-25-2008, 09:14 PM
Oh, King! STFU! Just get up and go talk to her!

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:14 PM
:lol: King

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:15 PM
You seen CAWdy's newest publicity shots?

http://caws.ws/forum/uploads/photo-41568.jpg

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:15 PM
Lawler yelling "Maria" is worse than Melina's mid match screams.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:15 PM
I actually hope so. C'mon a song called "Snow" as the theme for an event in Florida?
But RHCP rules, generic rock band #62 does not rule.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:15 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:15 PM
Here comes the resurrection of the King/Santino feud

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:16 PM
Yay Team Jobcore won!

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:17 PM
I really hope Maria's shoot lives up to the hype

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:17 PM
I hope Maria gets sick of Santino and cheats with Carlito.

While drinking a mohito.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:19 PM
I actually hope so. C'mon a song called "Snow" as the theme for an event in Florida?

But it sounded different!

I like the way WrestleMania usually has a slightly different theme, either an original recording or a song you wouldn't expect such as "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel a couple years ago.

It helps distinguish WrestleMania from the pack. I thought Snow did that well. Whatever this new one is, it wouldn't be out of place as the official theme tune to a Backlash or Armageddon.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:20 PM
That would be a sweet storyline

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:21 PM
Damn those were some stiff shots

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:22 PM
He just seems like a nice, fun guy. Compared to Big Show, who looks like a huge asshole.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:23 PM
Big Show has done well to lose weight, but how can he, with a straight face, claim to be in the best shape of his life? He's claiming to be in better shape than when he first got in the business. Kudos to him for losing 100lbs+ but he's still a fat bastard, hardly the agile and svelte athlete he was in WCW in 1995.

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:25 PM
He was such a dick at that today. How can he not be the freakin Heel.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:25 PM
Did Triple H have the beard at Wrestlemania 22?

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
Big Show has done well to lose weight, but how can he, with a straight face, claim to be in the best shape of his life? He's claiming to be in better shape than when he first got in the business. Kudos to him for losing 100lbs+ but he's still a fat bastard, hardly the agile and svelte athlete he was in WCW in 1995.
It's called lieing.

Volchok
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
woah... nice suit.

Marc the Smark
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
why is Regal dressed like Taker?

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
Jerichos probably in MITB

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
Didn't see that main event coming. :roll:

:lol: Cockatoo.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
WHO SAW THAT ONE COMING?!!??!

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
But it sounded different!

I like the way WrestleMania usually has a slightly different theme, either an original recording or a song you wouldn't expect such as "Big Time" by Peter Gabriel a couple years ago.

It helps distinguish WrestleMania from the pack. I thought Snow did that well. Whatever this new one is, it wouldn't be out of place as the official theme tune to a Backlash or Armageddon.

I actually don't mind the song itself or the RHCP. It just seems odd that a song called "Snow" would be the theme song at a place that doesn't get any of it.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:26 PM
LOL

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:27 PM
LOL at Regal

"HELLO SUNSHINE"

While looking at Jericho

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:27 PM
Hey Jericho is back, and MITB sounds alright.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:27 PM
Wow. A tag team main event with Kennedy closing in on the main event. How underwhelming.

Lolololol @ Regal and Jericho

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:27 PM
woah didn't see Jericho vs Hardy comin.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:27 PM
Jericho vs. Hardy? Sweet

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:27 PM
Am I the only one that thinks when Regal said someone special, my thoughts were Eugene?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:27 PM
jericho vs. jeff

thanks

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:28 PM
Love the verbal jousts between Regal and Jericho but please don't let it ever spill over into the ring again. Spare us.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:28 PM
Are they trying to turn Jericho heel?

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:29 PM
I thought he might have been facing Umaga.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:29 PM
Am I the only one that thinks when Regal said someone special, my thoughts were Eugene?

I was thinking Umanga or the undefeated Snitsky.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:30 PM
Are they trying to turn Jericho heel?
What makes you think that?

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:30 PM
I actually don't mind the song itself or the RHCP. It just seems odd that a song called "Snow" would be the theme song at a place that doesn't get any of it.

You say that now, but WrestleMania + open air venue + snow = amazing.

Jesus Shuttlesworth
02-25-2008, 09:30 PM
Mayweather getting 20 million to wrestle at WrestleMania lol

JT
02-25-2008, 09:30 PM
Am I the only one that thinks when Regal said someone special, my thoughts were Eugene?

no, you weren't alone.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:30 PM
The Undefeated Snitsky?

KooS are you cracking jokes again?

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:31 PM
Show better not job to Floyd. i'll be pissed.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:31 PM
Yeah, they should make every qualifying match a match with Snitsky.

Volchok
02-25-2008, 09:31 PM
Jeff sans neon paint is okay by me.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:31 PM
Mayweather getting 20 million to wrestle at WrestleMania lol

There goes Hogan getting a match then :lol:

JT
02-25-2008, 09:32 PM
Jeff seems out of it tonight.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:33 PM
Gosh. The midcard on Raw has been so doinked. I would say let Carlito and Santino duke it out for the title, but they're apparently the number one contender to the tag team champs. . . what other midcarders do they have?

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:34 PM
Like HBK having to qualify for the Rumble, the guy who came up with MITB has to qualify to be in the match.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:34 PM
Jericho: weird tights are weird.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:35 PM
The Undefeated Snitsky?

KooS are you cracking jokes again?

Jokes?

I'm hurt. :'(

JT
02-25-2008, 09:36 PM
Wonder if Jericho loses and turns heel.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:36 PM
Like HBK having to qualify for the Rumble, the guy who came up with MITB has to qualify to be in the match.
A few years ago Carlito convinced management to bring MITB back and then lost his qualifier to Ric Flair. It's a goofy philosophy. At least it's pretty obvious that Jericho is going to win this.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:36 PM
HOLY SHIT A VERTICAL SUPLEX

JT
02-25-2008, 09:37 PM
A few years ago Carlito convinced management to bring MITB back and then lost his qualifier to Ric Flair. It's a goofy philosophy. At least it's pretty obvious that Jericho is going to win this.

It's not TOO obvious actually.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:37 PM
if this match gets time, it has to be awesome

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:38 PM
Anything can happen. We shall have to wait and see.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:40 PM
Wasn't it Jericho who (kayfabe and IRL) came up with the MITB anyway?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:40 PM
This is a long fucking break for an awesome matchup

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:41 PM
Anything can happen. We shall have to wait and see.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN HERE...IN THE WORLD WRESTLING...ENTERTAINMENT!

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:41 PM
This is a long fucking break for an awesome matchup

Hunter is working the production truck.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:41 PM
TNA takes WWE stars and turns them into ordinary guys in a couple weeks

How long did it take Jericho to turn into another guy?

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:42 PM
Jeff seems out of it tonight.

Seems to me as though he is disheartened or rundown, and has been ever since the Rumble. I get the feeling his morale is low having not gone over Orton.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:42 PM
JERICHO DOING HEEL STUFF :love:

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:42 PM
Hunter is working the production truck.
a commercial break as long as his nose

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:42 PM
Anyone else notice last few weeks Hardy hasn't been the same guy he was when getting the uber-push round Rumble/Pre No Way Out?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:43 PM
TNA takes WWE stars and turns them into ordinary guys in a couple weeks

How long did it take Jericho to turn into another guy?

Day 1?

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:43 PM
Now see, this is what happens when you go face vs face. The fans don't know who to cheer

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:43 PM
Seems to me as though he is disheartened or rundown, and has been ever since the Rumble. I get the feeling his morale is low having not gone over Orton.
Think about it, Jeff has nothing to prove with this match, so even without thinking it makes sense for his character

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:44 PM
Seems to me as though he is disheartened or rundown, and has been ever since the Rumble. I get the feeling his morale is low having not gone over Orton.

He probably realizes he just past the peak of his career.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:44 PM
Day 1?
Haircut and vest?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:44 PM
KYJ!
KYJ!
KYJ!
KYJ!

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:44 PM
I don't see the point in a qualifying match between two guys, one of whom has already qualified. If Hardy wanted to be nice to Jericho, as their both faces, why wouldn't he simply take a friendly dive?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:45 PM
Haircut and vest?

"Welcome to the WWE"

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:46 PM
CMON, lionsault should get 3

it beat HHH

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:46 PM
I'd mark out hard if he started pulling his hair out.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:46 PM
what a match.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:46 PM
NICE finishing sequence

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:47 PM
JERK-O WINS!

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:47 PM
SICK WAY TO END THE MATCH

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:47 PM
MITB is shaping up to be pretty damn sweet.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:48 PM
Great match.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:48 PM
I don't see the point in a qualifying match between two guys, one of whom has already qualified. If Hardy wanted to be nice to Jericho, as their both faces, why wouldn't he simply take a friendly dive?

Jeff is the RAINBOW HAIRED WARRIOR...he never backs down!

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:48 PM
Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Senior Kennedy

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:49 PM
so far

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:49 PM
Hornswoggle...DEVASTATED!

Johnny Vegas
02-25-2008, 09:49 PM
LOLOL "Hornswoggle Devastated" wtf

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:49 PM
If it's on WWE.com, then it MUST be true!

JT
02-25-2008, 09:49 PM
Jeff is the RAINBOW HAIRED WARRIOR...he never backs down!

No, now he's the LEGEND THRILLER!!!

:roll:

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:50 PM
Nice prelude to MITB. I love it.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:50 PM
I don't see the point in a qualifying match between two guys, one of whom has already qualified. If Hardy wanted to be nice to Jericho, as their both faces, why wouldn't he simply take a friendly dive?
Hardy didn't want to be nice to Jericho. Faces don't have to be goody-twoshoes.

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:51 PM
Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Senior Kennedy

Probably add Punk/MVP 2 others Kane? and we got ourselves maybe the best MITB yet.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:51 PM
Vince apologizing? Has Hell frozen over?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:51 PM
Chris Jericho vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Shelton Benjamin vs. Senior Kennedy vs. CM Punk vs. John Morrison vs. Umaga vs. Big Daddy V

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:52 PM
Gotta have Vince in the 10 o clock spot

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:52 PM
So Kofi might face a non jobber then.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 09:52 PM
Sweet. Reprisal.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:52 PM
I would pay 55 to see V try to climb a ladder

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:52 PM
Hornswoggle...DEVASTATED!

Why? Did somebody just reveal to him that, far from being a small child, he's really in his 20s?

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:53 PM
is Vince ever getting a new theme?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:53 PM
Probably add Punk/MVP 2 others Kane? and we got ourselves maybe the best MITB yet.

MVP vs Matt Hardy

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:53 PM
LOL, a sign that said "Mr McMan is stupid"

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:54 PM
I would pay 55 to see V try to climb a ladder

BDV will become Kirby and just open his mouth and inhale the briefcase.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:55 PM
is Vince ever getting a new theme?

I think he should use the Dope theme from Forceable Entry.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:55 PM
Vince, you have enough hair now, stop with the goofy comeover

ClockShot
02-25-2008, 09:56 PM
Good evening folks.

Miss anything worth a damn?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:56 PM
BDV will become Kirby and just open his mouth and inhale the briefcase.
Puffs up his cheeks and flies

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:56 PM
"Mr. McMahon is stupid"

What a GENIUS sign!

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:56 PM
Thank god JBL has a shirt on

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:56 PM
MVP vs Matt Hardy

I've been missing Smackdown is Matt even back?

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:56 PM
so, lemme guess, JBL vs. Finlay at Mania with Vince as referee?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:57 PM
Look at that power shirt

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:57 PM
MVP vs Matt Hardy

You can kiss that feud goodbye by the looks of it.

At the very least, it appears to be on the backburner until after WrestleMania.

Best we can hope for now is for both to be in the MITB and continue the feud. I think it's just been too long, fickle ole WWE have forgotten about it, plus they transferred MVP's heat over to Orton when he got credit for Matt still being out of action.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:58 PM
Puffs up his cheeks and flies

He'll inhale CM Punk and will have piercings and long hair.

He'll inhale Shelton Benjamin and will have blonde hair and botch every 10 moves.

He'll inhale Jeff Hardy and will grow purple hair and do SWANTONS and WHISPER IN THE WINDS.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 09:58 PM
Here we go...

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:58 PM
Woah.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:58 PM
UH OH

Innovator
02-25-2008, 09:58 PM
WHAT A BOMBSHELL!

and listen to the cricket chirps

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:58 PM
LOL

HORNY IS NOT UR SON

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 09:59 PM
Oh are they really bringing this back?

Corndad
02-25-2008, 09:59 PM
Didn't they do Dna tests and stuff?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 09:59 PM
I've been missing Smackdown is Matt even back?

He will be back as early as tomorrow night.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 09:59 PM
Woah, twist.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 09:59 PM
LOL

WWE writing would have JBL say that Shane is Vince's son

ClockShot
02-25-2008, 10:00 PM
Oh gee. Whatever gave it away? :roll:

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:00 PM
Didn't they do Dna tests and stuff?

Maury Povich wasn't available.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:00 PM
Look at that zit on JBL

Splaya
02-25-2008, 10:00 PM
LOL

Finlay knew the entire time.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:01 PM
Ok so JBL vs. Finlay at Mania, good be a decent brawl

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 10:01 PM
So . . . Finlay set this up so Hornswaggle could . . .

What?

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:02 PM
Certainly gives more meaning to the "little bastard" moniker

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 10:03 PM
Trips, throw him into a locker.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:03 PM
Did... did they just blow off 5 months of storyline development in a 2 minute interview?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:03 PM
Pssh Cena doesn't know the meaning of the word "lose"

Then again there aren't a lot of words Cena knows the meaning of.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:04 PM
Pssh Cena doesn't know the meaning of the word "lose"

Then again there aren't a lot of words Cena knows the meaning of.

By the way, Bobby Heenan called. He wants his copy of "The Ray Combs Joke Book" back.

Johnny Vegas
02-25-2008, 10:05 PM
lol you guys hate the wwe writers with a passion

Corndad
02-25-2008, 10:06 PM
Any ideas for Hall of Fame Inductee tonight?

Sweet. 3k. Nice.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:06 PM
Any ideas for Hall of Fame Inductee tonight?

Rick Martel

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 10:07 PM
Lol. Once again go to Wrestlemania. Hasn't Cena won at like three Wresltlemanias?

Volchok
02-25-2008, 10:07 PM
Orton looked like a tool in that WM package.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:07 PM
By the way, Bobby Heenan called. He wants his copy of "The Ray Combs Joke Book" back.

I obtained this copy legally.


...I urned it.

http://ecwfrenchtribute.free.fr/HTLM/Photos/P/Paul_Bearer/Paul_Bearer_08B.jpg

Volchok
02-25-2008, 10:07 PM
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMAGA

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:07 PM
Here comes Jamalga

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:08 PM
What happened to Umaga's Yokozuna tights?

ClockShot
02-25-2008, 10:08 PM
Well well. Look who's back.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 10:08 PM
D H Smith, welcome back to RAW

Say Hi to Umaga

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:08 PM
D.H. Smith, welcome back, get ready for a 3 second nap

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:08 PM
lol DH Smith is gonna get fucked up.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:08 PM
time to do the JOB kid

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:09 PM
Fuck me... it's D.H. Smith.

I thought he was on the Future Endeavors tour.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 10:09 PM
Last year Umaga was in Battle of the Billionaires. Now I think we can call this match Battle of the signature pharmacy list.

Splaya
02-25-2008, 10:09 PM
Actually say hello to lowcard hell.

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:09 PM
Damn Umaga flew

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:09 PM
D.H. Smith, welcome back, get ready for a 3 second nap

Wait a minute...did you just say...THREE MIN...oh you said seconds.

Shit.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:10 PM
Lol. Once again go to Wrestlemania. Hasn't Cena won at like three Wresltlemanias?

Pretty sure he's 4-0 at WM.

Corndad
02-25-2008, 10:10 PM
Wow a D.H. Smith Sighting.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:10 PM
He's dead

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:10 PM
WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLL ITS THE JOB SQUAD

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:11 PM
So what is the point of these matches really? Never understand it.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:11 PM
Burchill... I thought that was Chris Harris for a second.

ClockShot
02-25-2008, 10:11 PM
Capt. Burchill!

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 10:11 PM
Umaga vs. Kane

Splaya
02-25-2008, 10:12 PM
Samoan Bulldozer Umanga

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:12 PM
So... does that mean Umaga vs Batista at WrestleMania then?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:12 PM
Smackdown vs. RAW match at Mania

If he's bringing Umanga, it'll be Bats

Corndad
02-25-2008, 10:12 PM
Was wondering what they were gonna do with Umanga at Mania

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:12 PM
....did she call Paul the Ripper?...awesome

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:13 PM
Actually say hello to lthe unemployment line.

Corndad
02-25-2008, 10:13 PM
They put Kofi over in the promo earlier and put him in that match? The hell?

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:13 PM
Awww I was hoping for a Santino/Kelly Kelly debate.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:13 PM
Is Burchhill pimping out his sister? :lol:

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 10:14 PM
I'm glad that they're pulling off this sister-fucking thing with some grace.

HTrain90
02-25-2008, 10:15 PM
This show needs some Shawn Michaels. Now.

Johnny Vegas
02-25-2008, 10:15 PM
can someone post a pic of when McMahon was wearing that du-rag

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:15 PM
Umaga vs. Kane

I was thinking that for a split second and then I realized Batista made more sense at this point.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:16 PM
You know what, I just decided I'm miffed.

In WWE, you have England represented by Regal, Burchill, Katie and, to an extent, DH Smith.

You have Scotland represented by McIntyre, the McAllisters and recurring appearances by Piper.

You have Ireland represented by Finlay and Hornswoggle. Hell, even Hulk Hogan was originally an Irish gimmick.

So where the fuck is the Welsh representative??

I'd like to publically declare an interest in offering my services.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:16 PM
So, Maria left Punk for Santino? She must not be the sharpest tool in the shed.

Zen v.W.o.
02-25-2008, 10:16 PM
Good work wwe..take a guy with greater lineage than most wrestlers could ever dream of, and have him job out to a big fat sack of crap that nobody really cares about, because he's hit the ceiling..Umaga cant go any further.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 10:16 PM
With that match being so short, I better get a Mickie sighting tonight.

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:17 PM
Ooh, so who's going to be next? Arn?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:17 PM
Time to set the stage for Flair vs. Shawn

Corndad
02-25-2008, 10:17 PM
Worst Woo ever.

The Optimist
02-25-2008, 10:17 PM
Guh. Lance Cade doing some sort of Ultimate Job against HBK.

NeanderCarl
02-25-2008, 10:18 PM
I don't know why, but when I saw Cade in the ring then, I called HBK as his opponent.

RGWhat316
02-25-2008, 10:18 PM
HBK v HBCade

Azriel
02-25-2008, 10:18 PM
This show needs some Shawn Michaels. Now.

Your wish has been granted. Although seems kinda wasted.

ClockShot
02-25-2008, 10:18 PM
Michaels vs. Cade?

Okay.......

Corndad
02-25-2008, 10:19 PM
I would say Arns gotta go in this year too with Flair.

KingofOldSchool
02-25-2008, 10:19 PM
The Redneck Jobbing Crew!

Splaya
02-25-2008, 10:19 PM
Shawn beats Lance Cade. The Hicks beat up the Texan after the match. The Carolinaian comes down and saves the Texan. The Texan than Superkicks the Carolinaian.

Did I miss anything for how this works out?

HTrain90
02-25-2008, 10:19 PM
Didn't Cade go to HBK's wrestling school? Or am I thinking of the wrong person?

Innovator
02-25-2008, 10:20 PM
I saw no Horsemen this year, cause they'd all get overshadowed

They all deserve the spotlight