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Kalyx triaD
03-05-2008, 10:15 AM
Life's been called a game many times, but what would the Achievements be in said game? Would you have to do to unlock them and how many Gamerpoints would it land you?

Ballin' - 50G
Spend $500 in one day.

Bread Winner - 50G
Earn $500 in a week.

Four Seconds Later - 100G
Lose your virginity.

Cherry Popper - 50G
Take someone's virginity.

Road Rage - 100G
Survive a car accident.

No Tix - 25G
Talk your way out of a ticket.

Hibernator - 200G
Stay asleep for 21 hours.

Ban Hammer - 1G
Get booted from an internet forum.


Keep the list going!
Xero
03-05-2008, 12:28 PM
99% of anything listed in here could be put into a GTA game.
D Mac
03-05-2008, 01:34 PM
Good Citizen: 100G

Never get arrested
OssMan
03-05-2008, 03:07 PM
In actuality "Good Citizen" can never be achieved because the achievement is to not do something, so I guess you could say you are achieving it for every moment that you have not been arrested
Kane Knight
03-05-2008, 04:37 PM
Til Death: (25g)
marry and remain with one partner for life.

The More, the Merrier: (25g)
Attain multiple partners.

Yeah, you have to playthrough at least twice to get them all, but isn't that true of most games?
road doggy dogg
03-05-2008, 05:51 PM
There def must be a Cougar Hunter achievement.
crossrine
DS
03-05-2008, 05:58 PM
Oh my.
Destor
03-06-2008, 09:08 PM
Carpel Tunnel

Masterbate 1,000,000 times-100g
Kalyx triaD
03-06-2008, 11:31 PM
That should be worth more than 100G's.
Destor
03-06-2008, 11:39 PM
nah, it's a pointless action, I almost made it worth 1 point
Testicle
03-06-2008, 11:54 PM
The Amy Dumas Award
Gather every STD there is -100g
Kalyx triaD
03-07-2008, 12:30 AM
Now You're Vince - 200G
Have sex with atleast one current or former WWE Diva.
DS
03-07-2008, 08:05 AM
We've exceeded the 1000 point limit. Thread closed.

Thank god.
Kane Knight
03-07-2008, 08:16 AM
The Amy Dumas Award
Gather every STD there is -100g

The Rhiannon Award
Collect at least half of the STDs in the game - 10g
Kalyx triaD
03-07-2008, 01:19 PM
We've exceeded the 1000 point limit. Thread closed.

Thank god.

DLC bonus GP. :yes:
Kane Knight
03-07-2008, 01:25 PM
DLC bonus GP. :yes:Yeah, life as a game would have a lot of expansion packs.
Kane Knight
03-07-2008, 01:30 PM
Get a life
Make 100 posts on an internet forum - 10g
No, really, get a life
Make 100,000 posts on an internet forum - 25g
DS
03-07-2008, 02:16 PM
http://data.tumblr.com/zcTqHiK8c60itkpwIXLPCDsk_400.jpg
Requiem
03-07-2008, 02:22 PM
:lol: ^
Xero
03-07-2008, 05:12 PM
Yeah, life as a game would have a lot of expansion packs.

Expansion packs include:

Lotto Mania
Mid-Life Crisis
Army of Lawyers
Kane Knight
03-08-2008, 01:42 PM
Expansion packs include:

Lotto Mania
Mid-Life Crisis
Army of Lawyers

And:

Gutter Hero
The Stims
Beatmania (Yes, it's a masturbation game)
Bran Theft Muffin
Call of Wal-Mart.
Mister Sinister
03-09-2008, 01:07 PM
Carpel Tunnel

Masterbate 1,000,000 times-100g

Shouldn't that just be called the Helmsphere Tribute award?