iMPACT Thread 3/6/08 *BDCA*

[Heros Welcome]

Well were 11 minutes in and we got another gimmick for Destination X.

Also I'd like to say that it seems very desperate on TNA's part to put a Cage Match, First Blood, and a Street Fight all on one show. RATINGS WILL BOOST!

[Innovator]

CHRIS IS AWESOME

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

[Innovator]

WACHA GONNA DO BROTHER WHEN THE 17 TIME SURGICALLY REPAIRED KNEE COMES DOWN ON YOU

[Heros Welcome]

Thank god Inno, I thought I was going to be talkin to myself in here.

[Heros Welcome]

Alright so whats the odds on Nash taking a Styles Clash

[Innovator]

Big Sexy Tour 2008

[Innovator]

Alright so whats the odds on Nash taking a Styles Clash
800 to 1

[Heros Welcome]

I like those odds baby!

Also could the front of Nashs shirt get any more....blunt

[Innovator]

the Nash knees in the crowd

[Heros Welcome]

I also find it sad that the Guns are on the poster, and they probably won't even be booked

[Innovator]

I like those odds baby!

Also could the front of Nashs shirt get any more....blunt
Don't think so

[Innovator]

you can throw LAX and the Guns into a match together. It'd have no storylines but Inno needs more Homicide

[Heros Welcome]

I don't get how LAX is never on, I'd like me some more cide, but would also like me some more Hernandez planchas

[Porcupine]

They should rename TNA to "The Kevin Nash Variety Show" and rename Impact to "The Kevin Nash Hour : Featuring some jobbers".

[Innovator]

http://www.rohwrestling.com/images/ecom/Products__2528_14.jpg

[Heros Welcome]

I actually thought Nash was about to take a rana

[Innovator]

WTF, no Jackknife?!

[Innovator]

Also, Black Reign needs to leave

[Heros Welcome]

Though I'm not a fan of Necro when he came in with the AoTF and said "I Told you not to let me out of my cage or I would Pile bodies to the sky" I marked

[Innovator]

I'm coming around to Necro

[Heros Welcome]

FUCK YOU Black Reign!

[Innovator]

on Ring of Homicide when Sinclair ran into the ring and started the match between Homicide and Necro, I got happy

[Destor]

Not a fan of Necro Butcher at all.

[Heros Welcome]

on Ring of Homicide when Sinclair ran into the ring and started the match between Homicide and Necro, I got happy

I was there, the crowd was UNREAL.

[Destor]

also I think Im gonna spam this one up, show were these 15,000 post canme from

[Innovator]

I was there, the crowd was UNREAL.
I wish I was there for when Homicide's music hit

[Heros Welcome]

Nice Tie DW...

[Destor]

so Cal Val is VERY unatractve

[Innovator]

cmon tittie

[Innovator]

Eric Young, cmon man

[Destor]

lol @ Young

"...Rellic (that killer spelled backwards)...)

[Heros Welcome]

Rock N Rave make me want to gauge my eyes out

[Innovator]

Battle Royal(e) for a stipulation for your match? weak

but, HOMCIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

[Destor]

Ariel

[Destor]

Ariel needs something

[Innovator]

I hate Lance Hoyt, and I hate Jimmy Rave more

[Innovator]

Shelly looks weird when she isn't tied up

[Destor]

Ariel needs something going on (ps-not a love angle)

[Destor]

Rock N Rave make me want to gauge my eyes out
JIMMY RAVE SUCKS

[Innovator]

Cmon guys, lets spam this fucker

[Destor]

The forum stutterd

[Heros Welcome]

Ariel needs something

is it....Kevin Thorn :shifty:

[Destor]

Cmon guys, lets spam this fucker
What does it look like Im doing?

[Innovator]

JIMMY LIKES BALLS JIMMY LIKES BALLS

[Destor]

is it....Kevin Thorn :shifty:Well it certainly isnt implants

[Heros Welcome]

DIE JIMMY DIE

DIE JIMMY DIE

[Destor]

JIMMY LIKES BALLS JIMMY LIKES BALLSI like the sound of that

[Heros Welcome]

Team 3D, same shit new week

[Destor]

DIE JIMMY DIE

DIE JIMMY DIEI got to admit it's getting better

getting better all the time.

[Innovator]

Curry man and Shark boy vs. team 3d AGAIN?!

[Destor]

I like the weight loss angle, just got no idea where they're going with this

[Heros Welcome]

CURRYMAN

[Destor]

CURRY MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnn

[Destor]

CURRYMANDamn you

[Innovator]

Orlando idiots, why give Flippy your money?

[Heros Welcome]

O boy..RAKKA KHAN in the building

[Innovator]

CURRY MAN CURRY MAN

[Destor]

Shark Boy can eat a dick

[BigDaddyCool]

*Runs in through the door panting and out of breath* Sorry dudes, I was having dinner with my woman.

[Innovator]

FUCK HOMCIIDE GONE ALREADY GODDAMMIT GODDAMMIT

[Destor]

Orlando idiots, why give Flippy your money?
wel they got in for free, kinda evens it out

[BigDaddyCool]

*BDCA*

[Heros Welcome]

O COME ON!!!!

Cide gone, MCMG GONE! Fuck this

[Innovator]

Yo BDC

[Innovator]

Someone eliminate Jimmy Rave, he's going through dick withdrawl

[Destor]

Rhakka Khan (or what ever) is quite intimidating. Her twat could rip a dick off.

[Innovator]

WOOHHOO bye Lance

[Heros Welcome]

Rhakka Khan (or what ever) is quite intimidating. Her twat could rip a dick off.

:rofl:

[Destor]

Pettey Williams is becomng more than just a man with a sweet finish ftr

[Innovator]

Dustin is slowly getting as fat as Dusty

[Innovator]

Cmon CURRY MAN

[Destor]

GO CURRY MAN

[Heros Welcome]

What the fuck is Rave doing in a final 3

[Innovator]

WILL SOMEONE KILL JIMMY RAVE

[Destor]

How has Rave lasted this long?

[Destor]

lol @ last 3 posts

[Destor]

weak exit Rave

[Innovator]

Best thing Rave ever did was getting his jaw broken by Nigel

[Heros Welcome]

SPICE RACK!

[Destor]

(fag)

[Innovator]

CMON CURRY MAN

[Destor]

lol Curry Man

[Heros Welcome]

CURRYMAN!!!!

[Innovator]

HOT SPICY AND TASTES GREAT

[BigDaddyCool]

Sorry I need a beer.

[Destor]

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Innovator]

Curry on a Pole

[Destor]

rofl

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT SHUT UP SHARKBOY

[Innovator]

YOU TOO WEST

[BigDaddyCool]

I like Sharkboy.

[Destor]

I hate Shark Boy

[Heros Welcome]

VELVET SKY!!

[Innovator]

OMG Velvet Sky

[Destor]

Velvet Sky is the best

[Destor]

We think too much a like

[BigDaddyCool]

What if Sharkboy brought you meth, would you like him then?

[Destor]

What if Sharkboy brought you meth, would you like him then?
No, as I am straight edge now

[Destor]

He would need to bring me Pepsi

[Innovator]

You could have built to a Joe vs. Tomko match...fucking TNA

[Innovator]

Also, Never Back Down is going to be all kinds of awesome

[BigDaddyCool]

He would need to bring me Pepsi

If I brought you a beer, would we hang out?

[Heros Welcome]

Will TOMKO continue to have Joe's number? He has pinned him 2 times already

[Destor]

If I brought you a beer, would we hang out?
I'm a whisky man myself

[Innovator]

Just had a Guinness, might need another

[Destor]

Also, Never Back Down is going to be all kinds of gay

[Innovator]

Karate Kid on steroids

[Heros Welcome]

When I saw the preview for Never Back Down, the first thing I thoght was a mix of Fight Club and You Got Served..

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe has the build of the 8 year hold that is always stuck as goal, catcher, or linebacker.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm a whisky man myself

I brewed it myself. :'(

[Destor]

I brewed it myself. :'(I will make a small exception, but only once

[BigDaddyCool]

Just had a Guinness, might need another

Home made chocolate stout?

[Innovator]

When I saw the preview for Never Back Down, the first thing I thoght was a mix of Fight Club and You Got Served..
Sounds like a tag team name for Bryan Danielson and Jack Evans

[Destor]

Hard slam there

[Innovator]

Home made chocolate stout?
you offering?, i'm in

[BigDaddyCool]

That wasn't a piledriver, it was joe falling on his back fat.

[BigDaddyCool]

you offering?, i'm in

Yeah, bring some chips or pizza roll or something.

[Destor]

Tomko is terrible at hiding his calls

[BigDaddyCool]

I would bring a knife to a first blood match.

[Destor]

lol his arm is bleeding

something different at least

[Destor]

also I predict a draw in the Main Event

[BigDaddyCool]

Steel is thicker than blood!

[Heros Welcome]

What the fuck!?

[Innovator]

That could have been the gayest ending to a 1st Blood match ever

[KingofOldSchool]

I hate Don West.

That is all.

[Heros Welcome]

That was the gayest ending to a 1st Blood match ever

[Heros Welcome]

Well spoken words KoOS

[Mercury Bullet]

TNA is on?

[BigDaddyCool]

Springfield, MO...that is only 3 hours away. To bad TNA still sucks.

[Heros Welcome]

VKM 24/7 JOY!!

[Innovator]

Behind the Scenes with Kip and BG....NEXT

[Destor]

TNA is on?
Nope, we're having a serious discusion over the impact TNA has had thus far. Date marked for prosperity.

[Heros Welcome]

Nice Monster Truck kip

[Mercury Bullet]

Don't turn your back on the Wolfpac.

You might wind up in a bodybag!

[BigDaddyCool]

Why are they doing this crap with VKM/James Gang/whatever?

[KingofOldSchool]

Behind the Scenes with Kip and BG....NEXT

"Failed Pushes and South Park shirts...the VKM Story"

[Innovator]

WHY WONT THIS ANGLE END

[BigDaddyCool]

I didn't doubt James Mitchell as much as not care.

[Heros Welcome]

WHY WONT THIS ANGLE END

We must get the debut of CHRIS PARKS! Then it starts all over again!

[Innovator]

Mitchell can still cut one hell of a promo

[Mercury Bullet]

I'm surprised this is 4 pages...almost 5.

[Destor]

Love the Sinister Minister

[BigDaddyCool]

Why didn't Rhyno just do this last week?

[Destor]

I'm surprised this is 4 pages...almost 5.
that's what happens when I'm in a spam thread

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow they have a PHYSICAL Drinking title?

I figured it was just a status.

[Destor]

So glad someone finally trashed that shitty title

[Innovator]

yeah ok Rhino

[Innovator]

TUF 7 baby

[Ruien]

Rhino time!!!! Since hes been back hes been great, well when he dosn't have a mic.

Besides the 1st Blood Match, this show has been great. Could have gone with AJ picking up the clean win and call it because of Nash's knees, then letting Joe get the win over Tomko.

If the Cage/Angle match does not end up in a draw, then Impact will easily be the best thing of the 4 shows this week.

[Heros Welcome]

Wow mesias you look like an even bigger tool now

[Destor]

That mask adds +10 power, but sadly it detracts -10 hetero points

[Destor]

TUF 7 baby
woop

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm surprised this is 4 pages...almost 5.

I haven't even warmed up yet.

[Destor]

Massias is so small for a monster

[Innovator]

That mask adds +10 power, but sadly it detracts -10 hetero points
too bad it doesn't add +10 inches

[Destor]

Kinda portly too

[Destor]

too bad it doesn't add +10 inchesIn the pants? :naughty:

[Innovator]

A short, fat monster?

[Destor]

Nice splash there

[Innovator]

In the pants? :naughty:
considering he's probably on roids, that too

giggity

[BigDaddyCool]

If they are going to be a monster, they need to be bigger than rhino

[Destor]

A short, fat monster?
With a mask

[Innovator]

Shelly is getting in the ring, sweet

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm tired, catch u later.

[Destor]

I had a dream where Rhsah (or whatever) won the title off of Kong in a triple threat type scenerio by pinning some else dunno

PS-Cide

[KingofOldSchool]

Hernandez vs. Kong

Book it.

[Heros Welcome]

LAX!

KONG v HERNANDEZ

BOOK IT!

[KingofOldSchool]

Shelly is getting squashed, sweet

[Heros Welcome]

Hernandez vs. Kong

Book it.

Beat me to it

[Innovator]

Hernandez vs. Kong would be awesome

[Destor]

Kong better win in that match

[Innovator]

kong is gonna kill you

kong is gonna kill you

[Heros Welcome]

KONG is in the ring, I shall watch this match

[Innovator]

I really want to see Kong vs. Joe

[Destor]

Ariel has got a sweet ass

[Destor]

I love womens wrestling, but that had to be said

[Innovator]

her tits are almost on Traci Brooks level

[Destor]

her tits are almost on Traci Brooks levelIf you stole a woman with breat implants from another man could you be charge with theft over three-houndred?

Random thought

[Innovator]

Kong is awesome

[Destor]

TNA's womens division is the best booked thing in wrestling. (btw)

[KingofOldSchool]

kong is gonna eat you

kong is gonna eat you

[Innovator]

pretty much

[KingofOldSchool]

CHRISTIAN!

[Innovator]

Dammit, Chrisitna is coming down the Face Ramp, so he's face nowq

[Heros Welcome]

TNA's womens division is the best booked thing in wrestling. (btw)

Agreed

[Heros Welcome]

Dammit, Chrisitna is coming down the Face Ramp, so he's face nowq

Im just glad he is coming down a ramp to wrestle, hes been on like the past 5 impacts for a total of 2 minutes a show

[Innovator]

While she's ridiculously hot, I'm liking this Karen free show

[Destor]

Lesnar is falling back in the better wrestler thread :(

[Heros Welcome]

Also these tube socks gotta go

[Destor]

While she's ridiculously hot, I'm liking this Karen free show
I lke Karen, physically, yeah, she's an ace. But she cts a good promo as well. I'm a fan.

[Heros Welcome]

Lesnar is falling back in the better wrestler thread :(

Thats because he is facing THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT

[Destor]

:p

[Destor]

(I hate you)

[Destor]

[die now]

[Destor]

{seriously}

[Destor]

the best thing Angle ever did: making Hogan tap out

Which is also the greatest thing Hogan ever did

[Destor]

that cage is pretty stiff for mesh

[Destor]

another comercial? didn't we have one of these five seconds ago?

[Destor]

first Cops, then Jail, and now DEA. Whats next? I vote Crossgaurd.

[Destor]

the frog splash is becoming over used in pro-wrestling

[Destor]

You couldn't pay me to chant TNA

[Destor]

those aren't boots Tenay those are shoes

[Destor]

With spiffy tube socks

[Testicle]

*post*

[Volchok]

wooooooo

[Volchok]

Kurt Angle reminds me so much of Triple H, the way he's acting now... Like he's trying to make his own McMahon/Helmsley regime or some shit.

[Volchok]

Just wait for Karen Angle to win the Knockouts Title.

[Destor]

Draw, knew it

[Destor]

What?

[Destor]

whatever

[Destor]

so gay

[Innovator]

Of course it was a tie, weak finish

[Heros Welcome]

STYLES CLASH!!! WOOOO

[Testicle]

212 posts on a Tna thread, who woulda thought?

[Destor]

how the hell did Christian win?

[Testicle]

Of course it was a tie, weak finish

Thats russo for ya. :nono:

[Destor]

what are they going to do for the next 10 minits?

[Heros Welcome]

Another Spamtastic iMPACT

[Destor]

hype the PPV

of course

what was I thinking...

[Innovator]

Spamtacular

[Destor]

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</TD></TR><TR><TD class=thead width="100%">User Name</TD><TD class=thead>Posts</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1>Destor (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5717) </TD><TD class=alt1>78 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=5717&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>Innovator (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=248) </TD><TD class=alt2>63 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=248&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1>Heros Welcome (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=12751) </TD><TD class=alt1>41 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=12751&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>BigDaddyCool (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=27) </TD><TD class=alt2>20 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=27&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1>KingofOldSchool (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=88) </TD><TD class=alt1>7 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=88&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>Mercury Bullet (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=5396) </TD><TD class=alt2>3 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=5396&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1>Volchok (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=158) </TD><TD class=alt1>3 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=158&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>Test4champ (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=6383) </TD><TD class=alt2>3 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=6383&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt1>Ruien (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=2939) </TD><TD class=alt1>1 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=2939&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR><TR><TD class=alt2>Porcupine (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=12696) </TD><TD class=alt2>1 (http://tpww.net/forums/search.php?do=finduser&userid=12696&searchthreadid=76495)</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>


I win

[Heros Welcome]

Another 3rd place finish

[Testicle]

78 f'n posts, damn! good work.

[Mr. JL]

holy fuck 78 posts

[Dave Youell]

Well done Destor

Stange how this gets 6 pages, yet when there used to be a Smackdown one, it barely ever got to 2 pages because everyone read the spoilers

[Skippord]

Smackdown didnt have Velvet Sky's boobs

[BigDaddyCool]

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I win

You only won because I was destracted, came in late and left early.