"ECW" Thread 3/11: Big Floppo Stretchmark ManBoobs vs. PUNK

[Innovator]

WWE.com has learned that ECW (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/) General Manager Armando Estrada (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/armandoestrada/) will make a major announcement regarding WrestleMania (http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/history/wrestlemania23/) and the Land of the Extreme, live tonight on ECW on Sci Fi (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/). What could the cunning ECW dictator have in store for his brand? How will his announcement affect the ECW Championship (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/preview/#) bearing "Mexican Warrior" and the entire sports-entertainment landscape?

WWE Tag Team Champions (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/preview/#) John Morrison (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/johnmorrison/) & The Miz (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/themiz/) successfully defended their titles against Tommy Dreamer (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/tommydreamer/) & Colin Delaney (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/colindelaney/) on the last ECW. Still, the duo of the ECW Original and the young Superstar proved to know the formula to defeating the WWE Tag Team Champions a week earlier. When they face the titleholders again next week, will they be able to come out on top? With the match being Extreme Rules, Dreamer & Delaney certainly have the advantage, thanks to Dreamer’s experience in the Land of the Extreme.

Speaking of titles, CM Punk (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/cmpunk/) failed to capture the ECW Championship from Chavo Guerrero (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/chavoguerrero/) last week. Despite the loss, the Straightedge Superstar is set to get back on-track toward championship gold this week as he competes in a Money in the Bank Qualifying Match against Big Daddy V (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/bigdaddyv/). The 500-pound human mountain also has dreams of reaching the top of the WWE mountain and achieving a World Title, making Money in the Bank an ideal opportunity. Can Punk surpass this vast challenge on ECW on Sci Fi? Or will the ladder scaling WrestleMania encounter secure its largest addition in the match's history?

ECW Original Stevie Richards (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/stevierichards/) was slowed down by the self-proclaimed “Gold Standard” of ECW, Shelton Benjamin (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/superstars/sheltonbenjamin/). Will Richards get back on track and continue proving that he hasn’t lost a step since leaving the ring for throat surgery? Following an altercation after ECW on Sci Fi, Richards might be looking for vengeance the next time he steps into an arena to compete. It's hard to imagine payback isn’t on Stevie’s mind after being attacked by an angry ECW Superstar. Check out WWE Mobile for more on this ... (http://www.wwe.com/shows/ecw/articles/6357942/mobileatt)

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next ECW on Sci Fi, tonight at 10/9 CT.

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ECW is in Chicago tonight...meaning Punk really doesn't have a chance

[Jura]

I'm sure u can find a better pic of a girl with a gun.

[Porcupine]

Obviously going to be Punk, but if I was running things, I would go with Big Daddy V for the pure hilarity of him climbing a ladder. Oh and the ladder breaks and then the MITB has no ladder and it becomes an unsolvable conundrum because now the wrestlers have to figure out how to get the briefcase with no ladder.

[KingofOldSchool]

"Wildcat" Chris Harris debuted against Shelton Benjamin in the dark match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and Armando's announcement is in black.

24 man interpromotional battle royal at Wrestlemania where the winner faces Chavo immediately after.

[Porcupine]

"Wildcat" Chris Harris debuted against Shelton Benjamin in the dark match.

They should give him a gimmick where he dresses up like a cat.

I'd mark.

[KingofOldSchool]

Okay, I corrected the spoiler.

[Heros Welcome]

Chi Town tonight? The Second City? Punks got no chance in hell

[Ruien]

So last time Punk was in Chicago, he faced Big Daddy V. This time he faces Big Daddy V. You would think in his hometown they would give him someone he can acually wrestle.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol well I guess I had Armando's announcement right the first time.

[Innovator]

Punk won't win, but if he does tonight, I wanna see Stevie win the battle royal

[Innovator]

I'm sure u can find a better pic of a girl with a gun.
Not every girl is Rachelle Leah

[Innovator]

"Wildcat" Chris Harris debuted against Shelton Benjamin in the dark match.
Rumor has it he was looking rather JBL-esque

[KingofOldSchool]

It was announced that Miz will face Morrison in a MITB qualifier match on Smackdown.

[Ruien]

"Wildcat" Chris Harris debuted against Shelton Benjamin in the dark match.

Is that the guy from WcW? Or am I way off? That dude was fn hilarious.

[KingofOldSchool]

Here is some news.

I guess they are NOT going to replace Jeff Hardy in MITB and will just go with seven guys.

[DarKCentaur]

You mean Ernest "The Cat" Miller?

[Ruien]

Whow ya I was way off. I still miss that guy.

[Innovator]

Well time to change the thread title

[Innovator]

Done.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They really should replace Jeff. Have Paul Burchill get in the match, or something. Fuck, even hold a Battle Royal and give the fluke victory to Paul London or something. He could die in the match and make it pretty memorable.

Also, isn't the Battle Royal to decide who challenges Chavo at WrestleMania? I'm thinking Kane will win and we'll get the title switch at WrestleMania. :y:

[KingofOldSchool]

What I find funny is if they only do 7 guys in MITB, as of right now there will only be two babyfaces in it.

[Innovator]

$5 a mystery 8th guy shows up who lives for the moment, and slaps tornadoes

[Volchok]

wooo ready for a fun night of WWE programing

[KingofOldSchool]

$5 a mystery 8th guy shows up who lives for the moment, and slaps tornadoes

I wish.

They didn't make MVP vs. Matt at Mania because according to them "They didn't have time to build up to a proper match."

[DarKCentaur]

wooo ready for a fun night of WWE programing

Keep waiting.

[Innovator]

I wish.

They didn't make MVP vs. Matt at Mania because according to them "They didn't have time to build up to a proper match."
So what does that make every week of Smackdown from July to November?

[Volchok]

was being sarcastic but i love you anyways.

[KingofOldSchool]

So what does that make every week of Smackdown from July to November?

Batista's title shots of fun.

[Innovator]

Davey Boy Batista running wild BROTHER

[DarKCentaur]

was being sarcastic but i love you anyways.

:heart:

Actually I think tonight will be pretty good

[Innovator]

There is too much Morrison in the opening video

[KingofOldSchool]

I've decided to name my first born son "Santino".

[Innovator]

Speaking of the fuckstick

[Innovator]

Still a cool entrance though

[Innovator]

BTW, the spam war has commenced

[Innovator]

I'm not gonna be ashamed of this, Miz is good at being a dickhead heel

[Innovator]

OMG COLIN HAS HEALED!

[KingofOldSchool]

Dreamer is wearing a jersey because he is fat.

[Innovator]

Good going Mikey

[Volchok]

Wooo a Extreme rules match in ECW, this never happens.

[DarKCentaur]

Cheap Pop Tommy Dreamer?

[Innovator]

Cmon Tommy, you don't need a cheap pop

[KingofOldSchool]

I find Colin very underwhelming.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol at the faint ECW chant

[Volchok]

lol wtf.

[Innovator]

Wooo a Extreme rules match in ECW, this never happens.
Dude Joey sounds like he isn't into this at all

[KingofOldSchool]

Cmon Tommy, you don't need a cheap pop

Don't say pop around him, he'll think you have Pop Tarts and try to mug you.

[Innovator]

ECW needs some Delirious

[KingofOldSchool]

Dude Joey sounds like he isn't into this at all

Why should he?

He's got a guy from the Real World and some guy who should be jobbing on WCW Saturday Night in there.

[Volchok]

this match is pretty meeh..

[Innovator]

Don't say pop around him, he'll think you have Pop Tarts and try to mug you.
I'd outrun him, only have to jog lightly for a minute

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to see Morrison work as a babyface.

[Innovator]

Why should he?

He's got a guy from the Real World and some guy who should be jobbing on WCW Saturday Night in there.
True, when I met him he asked me if I liked old or new ECW. I said since 96 and there was only one ECW and he gave me a "thank fucking god" look

[Volchok]

wow...

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd outrun him, only have to jog lightly for a minute

A minute?

Dreamer would take two steps and already be needing an oxygen tank.

[Innovator]

Dudley heabutt

[KingofOldSchool]

WASSUP!

[Innovator]

Shoutout to Bubba for saying hi to him at the TNA show probably

[Volchok]

wtf where did the water bottles come from

[Innovator]

I love stereo DDTs

[Volchok]

lol 3d threw the table.. PLEASE!

[KingofOldSchool]

Shoutout to Bubba for saying hi to him at the TNA show probably

You act like they actually watch this. :shifty:

[Innovator]

What the fuck is that? an ECW chant?

[KingofOldSchool]

*clothsline*

ECW!
ECW!

*headlock*

ECW!
ECW!

[Innovator]

You act like they actually watch this. :shifty:
Hey they'll be here in a couple months, might as well get used to the product

[KingofOldSchool]

ACID DROP ATTEMPT!

[Volchok]

siiiiick

[Innovator]

awe cmon, I wanted a Spicoli Driver

[Volchok]

lol both shoulders were up but thats okay.

[KingofOldSchool]

What a weak ending.

[KingofOldSchool]

btw I'm glad Miz and Morrison won

[Innovator]

Yeah they're doing alright as champs

[Innovator]

I really don't want to see the triple threat at Mania

[Innovator]

Now that my "Jeff cashes MITB in and wins" scenario can't work, I don't curr

[Volchok]

It's a sad thought to think Triple H Vs Cena will dominate Raw for the rest of the year.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's a sad thought to think Triple H Vs Cena will dominate Raw for the rest of their life.

[Innovator]

foreeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeerrrrr

[Innovator]

foreva eva, eva eva?

[KingofOldSchool]

AIN'T NO STOPPIN THEM...NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWW!

[Innovator]

ARMANDO! They remembered he was the GM

[Innovator]

Dubbed in pop for the Battle Royal(e)

[Innovator]

Real life groan for Collie

[KingofOldSchool]

BWAHEHSIWQLAKABBBASHWKAOW!

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali is ECW!

[Volchok]

lol Collie Vs Chavo what a match that could be.

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Stevie.

[Innovator]

NO STEVIE

[Innovator]

DON'T SHOW US TONIGHT, WE'LL SEE LATER

[Volchok]

squash

[Innovator]

What the fuck?!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

Well that was quick.

[Volchok]

Mike " I'm going nowhere " Knoxs

[KingofOldSchool]

If there was ever a "blink and you'll miss it"

[Innovator]

How many more years are left on Collie's contract?

Knox, this is the only way you cna get on TV

[Innovator]

Remember when Punk and Knox feuded over Kelly?

[KingofOldSchool]

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD!

[Volchok]

lol the thought of Big Daddy V trying to climb a ladder.

[Innovator]

I haven't read the spoilers, but cmon you need Floppo in the battle royal for the mandatory "Throw the fat guy over the top" spot

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Punk and Knox feuded over Kelly?

Remember when Knox was on TV every week?

[Innovator]

Remember when Knox was on TV every week?
Yeah me neither

[KingofOldSchool]

I haven't read the spoilers, but cmon you need Floppo in the battle royal for the mandatory "Throw the fat guy over the top" spot

I thought that was where Khali came into play? I mean I know he's not really fat, but he's got the whole height factor.

[Volchok]

Mike who?

[Volchok]

nah knowing WWE they'll give Khali the ECW title.

[Volchok]

another movie!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYY

[Innovator]

I thought that was where Khali came into play? I mean I know he's not really fat, but he's got the whole height factor.
Collie is more of a one man effort, V has the patent on the collective push out

[DarKCentaur]

nah knowing WWE they'll give Khali the ECW title.

What's stopping them? He was already World Champ

[Innovator]

So did Carlito get into favor by doing that shit commercial?

[KingofOldSchool]

They should have done a Wrestlemania commercial with Santino and Mickey Mouse where Santino calls Mickey "Mikey Rat"

[Innovator]

BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP BOP

[KingofOldSchool]

Coffee Kingston!

[Innovator]

S O S BOP BOP S O S BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Innovator]

Why is this greaser gimmick still alive?

[Volchok]

What's stopping them? He was already World Champ

fuck I tried to block that out... :$

[Volchok]

wooo

[KingofOldSchool]

THE COOL RUNNINGS KICK!

[Innovator]

BOYYYYEEEEEEEEEE

[Volchok]

Khali was really World Champ? I honestly thought that was a bad dream. Scary thought...

[Innovator]

FATTY

[Volchok]

lol this show sucks..

[Volchok]

Mayweather got punked.

[Volchok]

Imma break your jaw!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Damn, they didn't even show the brawl.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Volchok]

CHIP MONK!!!! shit he'll never be on tv.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Punk wants to cash in the MITB against the ECW Champion

[Azriel]

Wait, couldn't Punk challenge for any belt?

[Innovator]

lol Punk wants to cash in the MITB against the ECW Champion
they would have him do it

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait, couldn't Punk challenge for any belt?

He wants a title match where he know he could win.

[Heros Welcome]

It would put the belt over more, but it would never happen.

[Innovator]

CMON PUNK

[Azriel]

I'm really hoping Punk wins

[Volchok]

amazingly photoshopped.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm sure you would wait in line for 12 hours for a Playboy, geekazoid.

[KingofOldSchool]

EXTREME BISCUITS N' GRAVY!

[Volchok]

:( I don't want Burke to lose :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Don't waste his time jobbing to redneck retards!

[Azriel]

Oh look, it's WWE does Of Mice And Men

[Volchok]

Go Burke... for now.

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC is here in time for Festus.

[Volchok]

damn...

[KingofOldSchool]

Night Burke.

[Innovator]

biscuits and squaaaaaaaaaash

[Volchok]

lol big daddy v.

[Azriel]

So, who would win a match between Eugene and Festus?

[DarKCentaur]

So, who would win a match between Eugene and Festus?

Both of them.

[Volchok]

Cena

[Innovator]

it was all a dream

I used to read word up magazine

[Volchok]

oh well

[Innovator]

Oh jesus, Georgia passed the wrestling bill

[Innovator]

The bill that would revamp regulation of pro wrestling in the Georgia was approved by the Georgia Senate today by a vote of 49-6. To become law, the bill must be passed by the House of Representatives during this session of the General Assembly, which is scheduled to adjourn on March 18.

The substitute version passed by the Senate is far more favorable to the wrestling industry than the bill as it was originally introduced.

The portions of the bill that came under fire from the wrestling industry at the February 12 public hearing have largely been eliminated. No longer present are the requirements for an ambulance at every show, the presence of a doctor at ringside and the 5% gate tax. In addition, the Georgia Athletic and Entertainment Commission is expressly prohibited from regulating the entertainment aspects of the matches.

It contains many of the rules suggested by the Georgia Wrestling Promoters Advisory Committee headed by Bill Behrens.The annual license fee for wrestlers is set at $20. The licensure application must be accompanied by documentation the wrestler passed a basic medical exam. Bleeding is permissible on the condition that the wrestler provided documentation of negative blood tests for the presence of communicable diseases.

[Azriel]

so, thias match will last all of 2 minutes?

[Innovator]

Bye bye Atlanta for WWE

[Innovator]

so, thias match will last all of 2 minutes?
Thats how long Floppo can go without being hungry

[Innovator]

Shelton's 3rd MITB match right?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah that bill isn't near as bad as the original draft.

This one is actually logical.

[Innovator]

PUNKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Innovator]

GOD DAMN DUBBED IN POP

[KingofOldSchool]

That pop doesn't count because it's from his hometown.

[Volchok]

So exactly what is Shelton the "Gold Standerd" for?

[Azriel]

Viscera is a Trekkie :lol:

[Innovator]

Dubbed in signs also

[KingofOldSchool]

I see a CM Junk sign.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why the fuck would Shelton want a big massive powerhouse like BDV in MITB?

[Volchok]

That's so wrong on so many levels.

[Innovator]

Shelton "Imagine V climbing a ladder"

[Innovator]

:lol: CM Junk sign

[KingofOldSchool]

Shelton "Imagine V climbing a ladder"

Yeah but Shelton couldn't climb a ladder if BDV dropped his fat ass on Shelton's legs.

[Volchok]

Shelton has done nothing but job, he has no room to talk shit.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Punk slid off of BDV

[Innovator]

jesus, why even go for the GTS

[KingofOldSchool]

lol silly Punk trying for the GTS

[Volchok]

lol

[Innovator]

lol Punk slid off of BDV
His body produces crisco naturally

[Innovator]

COUNTOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

What a weak win.

[Innovator]

Striker sells the best GTS

[Volchok]

lol yeah shelton, that's a win... something you don't see to often.

[Azriel]

Punk wins by....countout?

[Innovator]

What a weak win.
Fuck it, I'm taking the Red Sox fan stance

a win is a win

[Innovator]

I wish he brought back the Anaconda Vice

[Heros Welcome]

I wish he brought back the Anaconda Vice

Same here.

But really that win doesn't count, it was countout. PUNK SUCKS!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Fuck it, I'm taking the Red Sox fan stance

a win is a win

It would have been nice to see a pinfall out of nowhere.

[Heros Welcome]

I would have liked a dropkick off the top, BDV falls and then a vice is locked in, but I guess we will never see the move again.

[Innovator]

Yeah even V missing a splasha and Punk locking it in. But we can't have a hoss look bad

[Innovator]

Time to go bleed from your mouth

[MaverickNJ]

Was at the show tonight, not a bad show some matches were pretty horrendous though. CM Punk got a massive pop, but his match with Big Daddy Tits was bad, would of liked to see him face Shelton Benjamin or somebody. After ECW ended Punk went into the crowds where he was swarmed with many little kids and mutant women.

[Xerzes]

So exactly what is Shelton the "Gold Standerd" for?

Butch Reed impersonators.