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KingofOldSchool
03-13-2008, 02:32 PM
In regards to the rumors over her being sent home.

(taken from her myspace page)

"Don’t believe everything you hear...lets clear some **** up, shall we...

So, I guess everyones taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA!
The latest questions I’ve been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy nums (which is a load of crap btw n I know for fact) down to rumors about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none of that crap is true...hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone who thinks starting rumors about **** they know nothing about is their job...
Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions I’ve been getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or I’ll take this cas and shove so far up your...whoops just kidding...hahah got carried away I suppose...
Anyway, that oughta clear things up for now, nothin but love for ya my punks!"

http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2241/lolashleyns3.jpg
Innovator
03-13-2008, 02:40 PM
um.....what?
BigDaddyCool
03-13-2008, 02:44 PM
um.....what?

seconded.
KingofOldSchool
03-13-2008, 02:50 PM
It just so happens that I speak poser girl. Allow me to translate...

"Hey everybody! Now I know there have been like so many rumors about me. Like I'm a klutz, I'm not talented, I'm a poser, my theme music sucks, etc. And worse of all, people say that I'm fucked up on something. What is up with that?! Here is what REALLY happened...

I got up one morning, I tripped over a stack of my Playboys and landed on my knee. And then when I tried to open up my Trix cereal, I sprained my wrist! laugh out loud. So not only did I have a contusion on my knee, I also got a sprained wrist. If things could not get any worse, I was in the ring practicing spots with Melina when one of my boobs flung up and knocked me out!

Have you ever been knocked out with a boob? Not a fun time. I woke up and thought I was Avril Lavigne. rolling on the floor laughing. When WWE saw what happened, they sent me home."
Innovator
03-13-2008, 02:56 PM
I tried readin it....my head hurts now...worse than after reading a Kano post
BigDaddyCool
03-13-2008, 03:02 PM
It just so happens that I speak poser girl. Allow me to translate...

"Hey everybody! Now I know there have been like so many rumors about me. Like I'm a klutz, I'm not talented, I'm a poser, my theme music sucks, etc. And worse of all, people say that I'm fucked up on something. What is up with that?! Here is what REALLY happened...

I got up one morning, I tripped over a stack of my Playboys and landed on my knee. And then when I tried to open up my Trix cereal, I sprained my wrist! laugh out loud. So not only did I have a contusion on my knee, I also got a sprained wrist. If things could not get any worse, I was in the ring practicing spots with Melina when one of my boobs flung up and knocked me out!

Have you ever been knocked out with a boob? Not a fun time. I woke up and thought I was Avril Lavigne. rolling on the floor laughing. When WWE saw what happened, they sent me home."

o, makes so much more sense. I have been tired and my poser-girl is a little rusty.
IC Champion
03-13-2008, 03:08 PM
God shes ugly.
RVDmark
03-13-2008, 03:08 PM
So she made a post to settle all the rumors about her. Except she explained nothing except possibly that she has been taken off TV to be sent to I dunno, a decent school.
Volchok
03-13-2008, 03:12 PM
yeah i don 't even know the what the "rumors" are... Can anyone shed any light?
Mr. JL
03-13-2008, 03:18 PM
What a dumb cunt.
St. Jimmy
03-13-2008, 03:33 PM
wow. that photo is epic.
Afterlife
03-13-2008, 04:05 PM
yeah i don 't even know the what the "rumors" are... Can anyone shed any light?

This is my favorite part: She brought up rumors so she could shut them down, but never addressed said rumors. Now, I kinda wanna know what the rumors were that caused such an angry reaction from her. That means, I want someone to tell me what it is that was lleged about her because she fucking brought it up. Not the best strategy, milady.

However, Kudos on using the words "onslaught" and "y'all" in the same tyrade. I did not think it could be done. :y: :shifty:
4 knuckles up
03-13-2008, 04:16 PM
I understood (kinda) the Ashley rant, but why the Jeff Hardy picture?

*checks*

*double checks*

Oh lord.
aaaaa
03-13-2008, 04:16 PM
Just think guys...this is just one of the 'Hottest Women on Television': :roll:
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/2241/lolashleyns3.jpg
As far as her rebuttal, she really is a wordsmith. She made everything as clear as her future with WWE. Clear as mud, good job Smashley.
Kane Knight
03-13-2008, 05:04 PM
seconded.

Thirded.
Kane Knight
03-13-2008, 05:05 PM
I understood (kinda) the Ashley rant, but why the Jeff Hardy picture?

*checks*

*double checks*

Oh lord.

It actually looks like the "Leave Brittney Alone!" kid with Jeff's jair. :D
Jura
03-13-2008, 05:18 PM
Leave Ashley alone!
Halbowsky
03-13-2008, 05:25 PM
I'd still do her
KingofOldSchool
03-13-2008, 05:30 PM
yeah i don 't even know the what the "rumors" are... Can anyone shed any light?


She got sent home for being in "rough" shape.
Gerard
03-13-2008, 06:39 PM
Makes me want to sign up on myspace to tell her to shut her cock holster.

That being said i doubt shes had any man meat near the old cock pouch brave enough to tackle the rings of doom on either side of her trap.

And im actually suprised that picture of her hasn't got her doing her little "horns" sign since she seems to do it at every fucking opportunity possible. Maybe she wants to adopt the "shocker" sign since it would probably send a clearer message.
Volchok
03-13-2008, 09:08 PM
She looks in rough shape in that picture.. Surely that can't help her case all that much.
Theo Dious
03-13-2008, 09:25 PM
And HARDY get suspended for drugs?
El Fangel
03-13-2008, 09:49 PM
I'd still do her
Seconded.
Porcupine
03-13-2008, 10:15 PM
In regards to the rumors over her being sent home.

"(taken from her myspace page)

"Don’t believe everything you hear...lets clear some **** up, shall we...

So, I guess everyones taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA!
The latest questions I’ve been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy nums (which is a load of crap btw n I know for fact) down to rumors about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none of that crap is true...hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone who thinks starting rumors about **** they know nothing about is their job...
Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions I’ve been getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or I’ll take this cas and shove so far up your...whoops just kidding...hahah got carried away I suppose...
Anyway, that oughta clear things up for now, nothin but love for ya my punks!"



http://fchan.us/src/c_1204591790506.jpg

Ashley : I'm retarded.

:shifty:
Shadow
03-13-2008, 11:51 PM
...wow. Didn't know she got that drunk.
Afterlife
03-14-2008, 09:58 AM
Drunk enough to look like a dude that gets high, y'mean?
Mr. Nerfect
03-14-2008, 11:27 AM
Well, I'm actually more inclined to believe the rumors now. Firstly, because she sounds like she's on something that would make it seem like she's in "rough shape," and secondly because she never actually addressed the rumors.

I still generally like Ashley. She's pretty hot when she's not being retarded, and she could be a tool for getting some guys over. But yeah, this doesn't make her look good.

"Ashley Massaro and the WWE have officially parted ways. We wish her the best in her future endeavors." I wonder what Ms Massaro would have to say if that message popped up on WWE.com?
Dave Youell
03-14-2008, 11:54 AM
I actually feel dumber after reading that