Official Raw Thread (3/17/08): Cena and Orton vs. THE RAW ROSTER! BURIALS BE DAMNED!

[FourFifty]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!1

[KingofOldSchool]

6 years later and they look older than ever.

[FourFifty]

So, first it was people of Hispanic heritage, now Irish? Gee, who'll be next?


Jews

[Londoner]

FUCKIN HELL tpww is goin slow again

[KingofOldSchool]

Flair's bleeding

[JT]

wow...this is turning into a classic. >_>

[Volchok]

woooo

[FourFifty]

Is it really such a wise idea to have a hardcore sloppy wrestler in a match with Ric Flair this soon to Mania?

[Londoner]

good match

[ClockShot]

Singapore cane. Didn't think I'd see one of those again since Sandman left.

[JT]

You go under the ring to grab a chair, how many chairs are out there.

[Londoner]

hornswoggle

[ClockShot]

Table. They're going all out.

[Londoner]

damn thought he wud be there then

[Corndad]

Anyone notice this match is in like slow motion or something.

[KingofOldSchool]

Team 3D run-in

[Corndad]

Oh shit Ric up top

[ClockShot]

Flair going upstairs, get a stretcher on stand-by.

[Volchok]

lol

[KingofOldSchool]

TOP ROPE FLAIR!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Londoner]

Ok. That was pointless.

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[FourFifty]

On an unrelated note is there a torrent for WWE Vol 8 yet?

[McLegend]

lol awsome

[KingofOldSchool]

On an unrelated note is there a torrent for WWE Vol 8 yet?

I probably won't get it until the end of the week.

[KingofOldSchool]

OH GOD

[Corndad]

Jared LOL

[ClockShot]

Jared.

Cena must not be far off.

[Londoner]

lmao wtf is this the guy south park took the piss out of?

[KingofOldSchool]

JARED HAS AIDS

[Linkbowler]

Why is Jared still relevant?

[KingofOldSchool]

JOEY STYLES IS ON RAW!

[Xerzes]

I not love this match already.

[FourFifty]

.............................................................seeing that subway guy makes me think that Mike Adamie or whatever his name is was a wise investment.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the not Mickie James twins.

[ClockShot]

VICTORIA ON RAW!

THANK YOU!

[Corndad]

ROFL at Jillians Music

[FourFifty]

I hope Jillian's theme is a hidden track on Vol 8.

[KingofOldSchool]

VICKY!

SANTINO!

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope Jillian's theme is a hidden track on Vol 8.

It's not a hidden track.

It is an actual track on the album.

[Londoner]

hopefully this roster split shit is officially ended after mania

[Corndad]

One hell of a copter. lol

[FourFifty]

By God, I would hear Jillian Hall sing all day just to get her in the sack for a night.

[Innovator]

Fuck Jared and his AIDS

[KingofOldSchool]

God Candice sucks.

[FourFifty]

JILLIAN DID A 450!!!!!

[Innovator]

....did Jillian just try a 450?...or a 360 Double Stomp?

[Linkbowler]

Unprettier?

[Innovator]

I just got a chubby when Maria and Candice hugged

[Xerzes]

Ha-ha! You lose!

[ClockShot]

OH SHIT!

[Londoner]

LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!

[Innovator]

:lol: Santino stealing the Subway

[FourFifty]

Holy Hell, SANTINO IS GOD!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

HAHA SANTINO GRABBED THE SANDWICH! Nice.

[Londoner]

santino cracks me up

[KingofOldSchool]

I GOT-A YOUR AH-SANDWICH!

[SammyG]

LMFAO LMFAO I LOVE SANTINO

[Savio]

:lol: Best thing on raw

"I got your delicious sandwich Jerry!"

[JT]

lol...stole your sandwich.

Seriesly need a captioned pic of that. :y:

[Corndad]

"You may have won but in the game of life you lose" OH GOD Santino on fire tonight LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

No one cares about your poor ass upbringing you twit.

[Innovator]

STOP BUILDING UP FLOYD AS A FACE

[Londoner]

Hyped up for this ic title match mayweather has to interfere

[JT]

lmao wtf is this the guy south park took the piss out of?

yea

[KingofOldSchool]

Santino should be the Subway version of the Hamburglar

Jarred: Hey! Who took all the subs?!?!

Santino: HAHAHAHA Stoopid Jarred, I-ah gotta all your-ah delicious sandwiches now!

[Azriel]

Santino is comedy gold.

[Corndad]

Well guess theres my anwser about HOF

[ClockShot]

Hall of Fame time.

[DarKCentaur]

Announcing it on ECW? Must be an ECW Original

[Innovator]

BREAK DOWN THE WALLS BABY

[Londoner]

BREAK THE WALLS DOOOOWWWNNN

[ClockShot]

What. I gotta watch ECW for the next induct.

Gotta be someone big.

[DarKCentaur]

Is Terry Funk in the HOF yet?

[Azriel]

So, is it an ECW star they're going to induct next?

[KingofOldSchool]

Time for Jericho to drop the title.

[Azriel]

Mrs. Foley's baby boy?

[Innovator]

WEEEEEEEEEEEELL IM AN ASSHOLE

[Londoner]

Gotta be mick foley i would've thought

[DarKCentaur]

I doubt they'd induct Foley this soon. I'm thinking Terry Funk, or maybe Dory Funk?

[Azriel]

That would be an incredible step down for Show though being IC champion

[Innovator]

Foley or Terry....or Eddie Graham or Gordon Solie

[Londoner]

WELLLLLLLL I'M A HEEEEEELLLL..WAIT NO IM A FAAACCCEEE..ER FUCK IT...IM THE BIG SHOOOOWWWW

[Corndad]

Wow I guess Show hasnt been IC champ.

[KingofOldSchool]

Foley or Terry....or Eddie Graham or Gordon Solie

I'm going with one of the latter two, I just can't see Foley getting in yet.

[DarKCentaur]

Well if it's Funk, then Foley will probably induct him, I'd imagine.

[Azriel]

So, anybody think they might revisit WM III and try to have Mayweather bodyslam Show?

[Innovator]

GO JERICHO GO

[KingofOldSchool]

So, anybody think they might revisit WM III and try to have Mayweather bodyslam Show?

No.

[Innovator]

VADERBOMB

[Londoner]

eh

[Londoner]

what kinda booking is this

[DarKCentaur]

Hah, the crowd is starting to turn on Jericho?

[ClockShot]

Lame.

[Londoner]

weeak

[KingofOldSchool]

HEH?

[Londoner]

this booking of big show/mayweather gets more confusing by the week

[Innovator]

What the hell was the point of that

[Azriel]

That was a sucky ending.

[Londoner]

im lost for words at that, really i am.

[KingofOldSchool]

Were they trying to make Jericho heel?

Were they trying to make the Big Show a dominant heel by making Jericho get himself DQed?

I'm confused.

[FourFifty]

It's shows like this one that makes me glad I have my DVDs.

[Corndad]

Hey that just means the Mayweather/Show hype next week will be decent. Thats just the way its gone. Bad a week, amazing the next.

[Innovator]

I like this Cena free RAW up until now

[Azriel]

Unfortunately Inno, very shortly, Cena will be in yo face!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Mickie jobs again during the Heat taping.

[KingofOldSchool]

:roll:

[Londoner]

so it was just to get that right hand punch over, well whoopy fucking do.

[Innovator]

YES KARDASSIAN......NO NAKED GUY

[DarKCentaur]

Uhh...

[Linkbowler]

Holy piss-poor teleprompter reading, Batman!

[FourFifty]

Has Big Dick lost weight?

[SammyG]

I've jerked off to Kim Kardashian's porn video a few times.

[Innovator]

Gotta love a girl famous for getting banged on video

[ClockShot]

I'll see you in Playboy and the 'net, Kim.

[Londoner]

Fourfifty, why on earth would you care whether he's lost weight or not?

[Corndad]

Jeff Who?

[Innovator]

:lol: We go out there and beat everyone

Cena broke kayfabe

[ClockShot]

I hate that Cena shirt.

[KingofOldSchool]

ORTON WANTS TO TAKE A DIVE!!!

[FourFifty]

BURRYMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD!!!!!!

[Innovator]

...Cena the dude is making sense

[KingofOldSchool]

lol "Punt kicking my dad in the face"

[Londoner]

lol@hhh suddenly there

[FourFifty]

Fourfifty, why on earth would you care whether he's lost weight or not?

....you bring up a valid point.

[Innovator]

and HHH owns them again

[Azriel]

So, HHH is going to be last I take it?

[KingofOldSchool]

Those who run away, live to fight another day.

[Corndad]

So, HHH is going to be last I take it?

Nah. Gonna be Highlander Rory. lol

[Innovator]

I still don't care about this 3 way

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice main event for tomorrow.

[Corndad]

17 on 2? theres only 19 people on Raw?

[Linkbowler]

So the RAW roster is 19 people. Good to know.

[FourFifty]

Pfft, Cena has beaten a million to one odds, 17 on 2 is NOTHING for SuperCena.

[Innovator]

17 on 2 elimination :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

15 minutes to bury the roster.

If it's 17 on 2 then they will have to be 1 guy every 45 seconds or so.

[ClockShot]

Ow. My ears.

[Innovator]

8 1/2 to 1 odds is great for Cena

[Azriel]

So, is this pretty much going to be like a guantlet match?

[Innovator]

CAWdy is so jobbing

[Londoner]

lmao just a bunch of jobbers

[Corndad]

Ha at Venis leading the way

[Londoner]

wheres the main eventers?

[ClockShot]

Pfft. There could be more.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's HEEL Kendrick

[Innovator]

Why is Spanky out there with Umaga when Umaga tossed him around earlier

[Volchok]

lol wtf?

[FourFifty]

ROBBIE!!!!!!

[Linkbowler]

They so didn't bleep out "It's so fucked up" in the RAW theme just there.

[Londoner]

so much for 'entire'

[FourFifty]

SANTINO!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Why is Spanky out there with Umaga when Umaga tossed him around earlier

He turned heel, remember?

DAMN SANTINO

[Innovator]

Santino lasted a long time, good to see you Marella

[Londoner]

so hbk, hhh, flair, jericho, etc arent part of the raw roster eh??

[Innovator]

sick rKO

[ClockShot]

Christ. They're dropping like flies.

[Innovator]

hbk and hhh will come out later

[Azriel]

Jeez, that's gotta be intimidating

[Londoner]

gone to an advert break here, doesnt seem to have done so in the us..hmm..

[Johnny Vegas]

what kind of move was that santino lol

[KingofOldSchool]

Christ. They're jobbing like flies.

[Innovator]

How many jobbed during break?

[Innovator]

HES SUPER

HES JOBBING

[Londoner]

finally its back

[KingofOldSchool]

How many jobbed during break?

Just Super Jobber

[Londoner]

who will job next??

[Linkbowler]

Is that DH Smith out there?

[Londoner]

im guessing cody rhodes

[Londoner]

oh well

[KingofOldSchool]

Maybe Robbie can form a tag team with Kendrick now.

[Innovator]

DH Smith jobbing next

[Londoner]

SUPERCUNTS ON FIRE

[Innovator]

bye bye Burchill

[KingofOldSchool]

lol bye Burchill

[Jura]

The RKO is perfect for this.

[Linkbowler]

SWEET RKO

[Londoner]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

[Innovator]

CAWdy just got fucked up!

[Londoner]

CENA WINS THO :(

[ClockShot]

Bullshit.

[Jura]

lol They just walk into the chair shot.

[Londoner]

thank god

[Innovator]

Uh oh....

Trips got his burying boots on

[FourFifty]

Ya know, that wasn't NEARLY as bad as I thought it would be.

[Johnny Vegas]

that was a pretty good double team move by orton/cena

[ClockShot]

Sweet.

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh oh....

Trips got his burying boots on

Nah, Cena and Orton borrowed them for tonight.

[Azriel]

This has been a night of bad endings for the most part.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol at that smirk

[Londoner]

really confusing raw tbh

[KingofOldSchool]

Decent show overall

Night ya'll.

[Azriel]

It's a wonder Trips doesn't burst a blood vessel when he does that. :lol:

Night all.

[ClockShot]

Meh. Not bad. But not great either. Started off hot, then slowly went downward after that.

Good night everybody.

[Innovator]

He held those

[James Steele]

Triple H made that segment not unbearable. Triple H as a sarcastic jackass = ratings.

[SammyG]

From the sounds of it, I missed the best part, which was the beggining... (?)

[Jura]

Highlights of tonight's Raw:

The Highlight Reel w/Y2J and Big Show. Can't say much about the match.
Candice's boobies.
Santino stealing Jerry's Subway Sandwich.
The RKOs being handed out like candy at Halloween.

[James Steele]

Santino stealing the sandwhich was ROFL.

[The Genius]

whats up with paul london, why wasnt he in the final match?

[Jura]

I guess to keep it in kayfabe Flair, Jericho, London etc were hurt badly in their matches. HBK is Triple H's buddy so he got the night off.

[Londoner]

Triple H made that segment not unbearable. Triple H as a sarcastic jackass = ratings.

Agreed.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I feel bad for those people on the Raw roster's side of the ring...they probably couldn't see shit during the main event with all the wrestlers standing there.</font> :lol:

[Loose Cannon]

Orton was on fucking fire last night with the RKO's. The one where Cena threw the guy to him was ridiculous. They worked great together, which makes me really want to see them team up more. I thought they clicked unbelievably well last night. Call me crazy, but I had flashbacks to Austin and Rock vs the Corporate Ministry here.

Then of course, they kill the entire ending with HHH. How boring was that ending? Nothing to it at all.

[Innovator]

I loved Cena tossing CAWdy up for the RKO

[Loose Cannon]

by the way, did they do any kind of memorial to Gary Hart at the beginning of this?

[KingofOldSchool]

by the way, did they do any kind of memorial to Gary Hart at the beginning of this?

No.

[Loose Cannon]

huh, thought they migh have done something considering he was on the World Class DVD

[Juan]

I loved Cena tossing CAWdy up for the RKO

That was awesome.