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Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 02:25 PM
Alright. You all are ready for Wrestlemania. You are expecting a good show, and high hopes are in place. However, this is Wrestlemania. It doesn't always end as we would predict. So to make these potential swerves, upsets and last-minute changes interesting...
Post something unlikely that will happen at Wrestlemania. The more unlikely I feel it is, the more drastically I will react if it happens.
For example: If this and this happens, I will do this.
For all of my drastic measures, I will take pictures to prove it. And then I'll post them here after 'Mania. So if you want to see me mutilate myself, for your predictions...
Post 'em.
Darkone
03-13-2004, 02:34 PM
Taker comes back as the American Badass.
Triple H Wins.
Pete Rose destroys Kane.
The RAW four way tag match doesn't make someone commit suicide in the arena or at home.
Foley taps to the figure four clean.
Hogan shows up and destroys both Goldberg and Brock, only to be stunned by Austin.
Evil Vito
03-13-2004, 02:37 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Vince McMahon runs out during the Cruiserweight Open, stops the match, says that all 10 are boring and too small to get over, and then re-names the belt to the WWE Hoss Title and gives it to A-Train.</font>
Disturbed316
03-13-2004, 02:44 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Vince McMahon runs out during the Cruiserweight Open, stops the match, says that all 10 are boring and too small to get over, and then re-names the belt to the WWE Hoss Title and gives it to A-Train.</font>
lol
Volchok
03-13-2004, 02:50 PM
Taker comes back as the American Badass.
Triple H Wins.
Deff. these to... i will be pissed if those 2 happen...
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 02:54 PM
Taker comes back as the American Badass.
Triple H Wins.
Pete Rose destroys Kane.
The RAW four way tag match doesn't make someone commit suicide in the arena or at home.
Foley taps to the figure four clean.
Hogan shows up and destroys both Goldberg and Brock, only to be stunned by Austin.
If 'Taker comes back to 'Mania as the American Bad Ass, I will slit my knuckle and put salt on it.
If Triple H wins, I fill fart into a cup, and then inhale it.
If Pete Rose destroys Kane, I will burn off all of my pubes with my lighter.
If the RAW 4-Way Tag Match doesn't eventually lead to a suicide, I will swallow a lit match.
If Foley taps to the Figure-4 clean, I will stick a sock all the way inside my ass.
If Hogan shows up and destroys them, then gets stunned by Austin, I will piss on a cloth and ring it out all over my face.
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 02:55 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Vince McMahon runs out during the Cruiserweight Open, stops the match, says that all 10 are boring and too small to get over, and then re-names the belt to the WWE Hoss Title and gives it to A-Train.</font>
If Vince does this, my friend, I will kill myself with a spoon.
Mr. JL
03-13-2004, 03:01 PM
Think of it...
Goldberg is leaving after Mania
Lesnar is leaving after Mania
The Rock is going back to Hollywood
Triple H is going to film movies (probally will have the title with him too)
Ric Flair has got some neck problems
Booker T has got some back problems
Mick Foley will leave for a while
HBK's apparent torn ACL
Imagine if we are without all these guys after Mania. There are going to be some BIG places for rookies and mid carders to jump into.
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 03:02 PM
Yep. That's why I think this year's 'Mania is going to swerve us or surprise us.
Loose Cannon
03-13-2004, 03:16 PM
Randy Orton hits the RKO on The Rock, Foley, Brock, Goldberg, Billy Graham, Valentine, Ventura, Race, Santana, and Slaughter.
Evil Vito
03-13-2004, 03:24 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Torrie/Sable vs. Stacy/Jackie ends up being the main event.
A casket is wheeled out, but instead of the Undertaker, it is Spike Dudley. Spike goes over Kane in a 20 second squash match.
Nathan Jones is added to the WWE Championship match and he wins.</font>
Nowhere Man
03-13-2004, 03:56 PM
Randy Orton hits the RKO on The Rock, Foley, Brock, Goldberg, Billy Graham, Valentine, Ventura, Race, Santana, and Slaughter.
...who all no-sell it and take turns using him as a human pinata.
John la Rock
03-13-2004, 05:11 PM
If 'Taker comes back to 'Mania as the American Bad Ass, I will slit my knuckle and put salt on it.
If Triple H wins, I fill fart into a cup, and then inhale it.
If Pete Rose destroys Kane, I will burn off all of my pubes with my lighter.
If the RAW 4-Way Tag Match doesn't eventually lead to a suicide, I will swallow a lit match.
If Foley taps to the Figure-4 clean, I will stick a sock all the way inside my ass.
If Hogan shows up and destroys them, then gets stunned by Austin, I will piss on a cloth and ring it out all over my face.
:wtf:
Scarface
03-13-2004, 05:17 PM
Triple H enters the cruiserweight match and wins.
Triple H is the new undertaker.
Stone Cold stunners both Lesnar and Goldberg and declares himself the winner...wait hang on erm and then Triple H comes in and pins Austin.
Tornado
03-13-2004, 05:20 PM
Triple H is the new undertaker.
LOL
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 05:45 PM
Bleh, none of that is actually possible. :nono:
If any of the stuff happens past my last reply, I'll dig up a dead chick and...
Mike the Metal Ed
03-13-2004, 05:52 PM
Triple H is the new undertaker.
Evil Vito
03-13-2004, 05:56 PM
<font color=goldenrod>LMFAO</font>
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 05:58 PM
LOL HCUK
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 05:59 PM
That belongs in "If they mated"
Vastardikai
03-13-2004, 06:28 PM
Randy Orton gets a legitimate crowd reaction (face or heel, but can't be leeching off of Flair to get it.) :p
Nowhere Man
03-13-2004, 06:32 PM
Randy Orton gets a legitimate crowd reaction (face or heel, but can't be leeching off of Flair to get it.) :p
Don't let Loose Cannon hear you!
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 06:43 PM
Randy Orton gets a legitimate crowd reaction (face or heel, but can't be leeching off of Flair to get it.) :p
Seeing as how this is really likely, if this happens, I will make fart noises with my arm pits.
Vastardikai
03-13-2004, 06:52 PM
Seeing as how this is really likely, if this happens, I will make fart noises with my arm pits.
Ok, then...
Same situation, replace Randy Orton with Billy Gunn.
#1-norm-fan
03-13-2004, 06:53 PM
The dead man returns to fight Kane.... AL WILSON!!!
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 06:54 PM
The dead man returns to fight Kane.... AL WILSON!!!
LoL, if this happens I'll stand under telephone wires with my mouth open.
The Mackem
03-13-2004, 07:29 PM
Lillian Garcia sings the wrong national anthem.
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 07:37 PM
Lillian Garcia sings the wrong national anthem.
If this happens, I will enjoy a nice glass of soda.
The Mackem
03-13-2004, 07:39 PM
Brock Lesnar lists TPWW as one of his reasons for quitting.
Rock Bottom
03-13-2004, 07:58 PM
Brock Lesnar lists TPWW as one of his reasons for quitting.
If this happens, I will put ice in the soda.
Evil Vito
03-13-2004, 08:07 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Big Vito makes his WWE debut in some way, shape, or form.</font>
John la Rock
03-13-2004, 08:10 PM
If Triple H wins I will laugh at all you of people who will "riot against him" :shifty:
Kane is standing in the ring waiting for the Deadman. The bell sounds, the druids walk out, and a platform is wheeled out to the ring with a mysterious man in a black cape standing on it. The man walks into the ring, throws off the cape, and...
"OHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH! Da Mah-CHO Mang is back! Can ya diiiiiig?"
If this happens, I will set up a web cam at TPWW.net and light myself on fire for everyone to see.
Vastardikai
03-13-2004, 10:51 PM
If Randy Orton gets:
1. Branded by Terry Funk's Branding Iron, by Terry Funk.
2. Powerbombed on a flaming table with thumbtacks on it by Balls Mahoney
3. Punched in the face 10 times by Axl Rotten, whose prepared for a Taipei Death Match.
4. Take an Arabian Face buster off a ladder by Sabu
5. Get Fireballed by Jerry "The King" Lawler
6. Get a Fork jabbed into his head by Abdullah the Butcher
AND
7. Next thing he hears is "Enter Sandman" by Metallica, and the original Beer Drinking Badass wrestles the new Hardcore Legend in a Stairway to Hell match....
I'll...
1. scratch my balls with a cheese grater, and then cauterize the wound with Jack Daniels.
2. Shot myself in the forehead with a nail gun (people have survived this)
3. Nail my fingers to the wall.
4. Pierce my tongue with a Steaknife.
5. Make like Jack Daniels and Kick a Safe.
6. Get a Nose Ring and rip it out.
AND
7. Force myself to listen to Will Hung sing "She Bangs" on an infinite loop for 3 days straight.
Oh, and I'll finally aknowledge that Randy Orton is indeed a Hardcore Legend.
Loose Cannon
03-13-2004, 11:14 PM
Randy Orton is indeed a Hardcore Legend.
See, there you go. I knew you'd come around. :)
Splaya
03-14-2004, 01:25 AM
If 'Taker comes back to 'Mania as the American Bad Ass, I will slit my knuckle and put salt on it.
If Triple H wins, I fill fart into a cup, and then inhale it.
If Pete Rose destroys Kane, I will burn off all of my pubes with my lighter.
If the RAW 4-Way Tag Match doesn't eventually lead to a suicide, I will swallow a lit match.
If Foley taps to the Figure-4 clean, I will stick a sock all the way inside my ass.
If Hogan shows up and destroys them, then gets stunned by Austin, I will piss on a cloth and ring it out all over my face.
I hope some of those actually happen now
:lol:
Corkscrewed
03-14-2004, 02:21 AM
Kane beats the Undertaker clean.
Molly DOES get her hair shaved.
The Evening Gown Match results in real nudity.
Edge comes back and takes out Lesnar to avenge NWO 2003.
The Evening Gown Match becomes the best match of the night
The Evening Gown Match becomes the match of the year
Pete Rose is revealed as the new Undertaker
Spike Dudley is revealed as the new Paul Bearer
Brock Lesnar actually HITS a Shooting Star Press
Triple H not only wins his match, but also declares himself the IC, US, WWE Tag Team, World Tag Team, Cruiserweight, and Womens champion, Holds all belts until he loses them all in a match to... Himself.
Nowhere Man
03-14-2004, 06:22 AM
Oh, and I'll finally aknowledge that Randy Orton is indeed a Hardcore Legend.
Especially since, according to my knowledge, he hasn't wrestled a single hardcore match in his life and has to mooch off of Ric Flair for all of his heat.
Rock Bottom
03-14-2004, 06:51 AM
Kane beats the Undertaker clean.
Molly DOES get her hair shaved.
The Evening Gown Match results in real nudity.
Edge comes back and takes out Lesnar to avenge NWO 2003.
If Kane wins clean, I'll hold a needle over a flame and then slide it under my pinky-nail.
If Molley gets her hair shaved, I'll shave my armpits.
If the evening gown results with real nudity, I'll have a puddin' pop...
If Edge comes out to avenge NWO 2k3, I'll eat my dog's food.
HHH jobs cleanly to Benoit
Rock Bottom
03-14-2004, 06:44 PM
HHH jobs cleanly to Benoit
If this happens, I will dip my penis in dogsh</>it.
Rock Bottom
03-14-2004, 06:45 PM
Wrestlemania 20 is 20 minutes away. If you want to cash in on me doing humiliating things if something unlikely (specified by you) happens, at 7:00 EST the guarantees stop. 20 minutes to potentially humiliate the great one.
blueskies
03-14-2004, 06:56 PM
Benoit loses match against HHH/HBK, beat the snot out of Kurt Angle before his match with Eddie and faces Eddie Guerrero.
Rock Bottom
03-14-2004, 06:56 PM
Benoit loses match against HHH/HBK, beat the snot out of Kurt Angle before his match with Eddie and faces Eddie Guerrero.
This just won't happen... :|
Darkone
03-14-2004, 11:56 PM
Do you even have a dog?
Corkscrewed
03-15-2004, 01:11 AM
Well, RB, it's time to shave your armpits and dip your penis in dog shit.
Well, RB, it's time to shave your armpits and dip your penis in dog shit.
You can thank me for that second one. :cool:
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 01:56 PM
Alright. Time to deliver. As stated above, a couple peoples' unlikely predictions came true! So it is now up to me to dip my penis in dog sh</>it, and to shave my armpits. Pics will come soon and I'll get to this right away. Is a mod gonna ban me if I show a picture of my wang in dogshi</>t?
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 02:00 PM
Do you even have a dog?
Yes. His name's Rocky. And he shi</>ts three times a day.
Corkscrewed
03-15-2004, 04:35 PM
Um.... not sure I want to see your penis in dog shit... but whatever. You're gonna get lots of... colorful reactions from this one ya know. ;)
Scarface
03-15-2004, 04:47 PM
Alright. Time to deliver. As stated above, a couple peoples' unlikely predictions came true! So it is now up to me to dip my penis in dog sh</>it, and to shave my armpits. Pics will come soon and I'll get to this right away. Is a mod gonna ban me if I show a picture of my wang in dogshi</>t?
Dude, ****ing Hardcore.
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 06:29 PM
Yeah, people actually wanting to see my penis, let alone in dogsh</>it is somewhat questionable. Any suggestions other than that, that are embarassing, that I can prove with a webcam? Actually I should let Vega pick.
Hmm...Any suggestions from anyone? I'll take the top like 5 and make it poll, so we can vote on the best one.
The Mackem
03-15-2004, 07:24 PM
Get him to take a bath
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 07:26 PM
Get him to take a bath
...LoL, you wanna see pics of me in the bath on a webcam? ...Ok...
( :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: )
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 07:29 PM
Vega, this has brought a new twist to it. That's a good idea. I think I'm gonna start doing this for PPV's. People list things unlikely to happen, and whoever is accurate, will get one nominee for a poll of an embarassing thing I should do (within reason, don't tell me to cut off a testicle or anything) on webcam. Then, stick the poll up. When the poll closes, I deliver.
Yes, sounds good. We just need people to suggest things. Or maybe you should come up with the poll ideas
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 07:51 PM
That wouldn't be fair. =D
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 07:52 PM
And I think Cork is wanting to see me with some peachy armpits. So I'll go ahead and do that tomorrow (I don't want to do that sh</>it and have my family walk in on it, like I am some troubled child who watched Pink Floyd's "The Wall" one too many times).
Just say you were watching queer eye for the straight guy.
Rock Bottom
03-15-2004, 08:18 PM
LMAO
Corkscrewed
03-16-2004, 03:48 AM
Just say you want to be like a real wrestler.
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