Official ECW Thread for those actually watching this week (3/18/08)

[KingofOldSchool]

Last week, CM Punk was victorious in front of a hometown crowd on ECW, earning a coveted spot in the WrestleMania XXIV Money in the Bank Ladder Match. The Straightedge Superstar picked up a win against Big Daddy V, then delivered a fierce GTS to an angry Matt Striker.

Now that Punk is on his way to WrestleMania in mere weeks, his eyes are surely set on ECW gold. But what will Punk bring to the Land of the Extreme on his way to Orlando, Fla.? He'll get a good look at gold as he teams with SmackDown's Jesse & Festus to face the "Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin and the WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison & The Miz in six-man tag action.

Speaking of WrestleMania, ECW General Manager Armando Estrada announced that Superstars from Raw, SmackDown and ECW will compete in a special 24-Man Battle Royal on March 30. The winner of that match will face Chavo Guerrero for the ECW Championship. How will ECW’s Superstars leave their Extreme stamp on WrestleMania XXIV? Who will participate in the 24-Man Battle Royal, and who will earn a chance at Guerrero’s ECW gold? How will Guerrero garner momentum going into his match at WrestleMania XXIV?

WWE Tag Team gold remained in the hands of The Miz & John Morrison for the second week in a row when they defeated Tommy Dreamer & Colin Delaney in an Extreme Rules Match on Tuesday night. Is this the end of the underdog duo of Dreamer & Delaney, or will Dreamer continue to aid Delaney in making his WWE dreams come true? Will Delaney ever get his own entrance music?

Finally, tonight will mark the addition of another legendary name to the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2008. Names for this year's Induction Ceremony already include "Nature Boy" Ric Flair, The Brisco Brothers and more. Who will be added tonight in the Land of the Extreme?

Find out the answers to all of these questions and more on the next ECW on Sci Fi, tonight at 10/9 CT. Also, be sure to catch ECW in its entirety every week on WWE.com, available from Wednesday to the following Monday afternoon.

[Volchok]

i'm here for the night. Should be a fun night.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>HOF spoilers in black</font>

<font color=black>Eddie Graham 4tw</font>

[Innovator]

I called the HOF

INNO IS HERE

[Innovator]

Will I spam?

[Innovator]

Fuck yes I will baby!

[Innovator]

And I'll hit 16k in the process, no milestones needed

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk must really like biscuits n' gravy.

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy Dreamer will still be fat.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did they show Snitsky in the intro video fo ECW?

[Innovator]

Tommy REALLY likes Biscuits n Gravy

[KingofOldSchool]

HELL, FIRE, AND MIDCARD HELL

[Innovator]

THE BIG RED BALDY

[KingofOldSchool]

JOBlijah Burke

[Innovator]

God dammit, Burke is gonna job again

[KingofOldSchool]

Wrong Way Burke

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Kane came to the ring with a towel?

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when wrestlers were actually afraid of Kane?

[Innovator]

Kane is a quick 300? You can time his 40 with molasses

[Innovator]

Remember when Kane was main event? Neither do I

[Innovator]

Elijob Burke, poor guy

[KingofOldSchool]

If his gut gets any bigger, he could compete with Big Dick Johnson.

[Innovator]

Kane and V are ina competition to out-fat each other. Kane is jobbing again.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should bring Marc Mero back to feud with Burke.

[KingofOldSchool]

Bye Bye Burke

[KingofOldSchool]

See ya next job.

[KingofOldSchool]

Speaking of fatties...

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the other Guerrero.

[KingofOldSchool]

Colin needs some Simon Shakes.

[KingofOldSchool]

aka Steroids

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy Dreamer is at home eating some WWF Ice Cream Bars

[KingofOldSchool]

Colin can't even beat off let alone beat Not Eddie Guerrero.

[Innovator]

Colin needs to find a tanning salon

[Innovator]

He's whiter than Dragon

[Crossrine]

10$ says they write him off using this "contract match"

[Innovator]

Hey hey 16k

[Innovator]

$10 says since it's non-title, he wins

[Innovator]

It isn't all that bad to be Tommy Dreamer, he goes home to Beulah

[KingofOldSchool]

$.01 says no one cares about the match.

[Innovator]

Chavo's mom will care

[Innovator]

Colin's mom too

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT, STOP THIS FLOYD FACE PROMO

[CSL]

Didn't Delaney sign a 3 year deal however long ago? Me thinks he's going over if so

[KingofOldSchool]

Just a preview for Smackdow.

Jericho is on the VIP Lounge.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and Batista Londrick's Deuce and Domino.

[Innovator]

Yeah Delaney signed a contract, so he's gonna be around. Good for Mikey

[Innovator]

KOFI BOOP BOOP BOOP BOP BOP BOP

[KingofOldSchool]

Coffee Kingston

[Innovator]

James Curtis! The recurring jobber

[KingofOldSchool]

lol James "I'm here more than Balls Mahoney" Curtis

[KingofOldSchool]

Boi! Boi! Boi! Bo....but don't get too excitied Coffee.

[Innovator]

"Thanks Kofi"

[KingofOldSchool]

WHO THE HELL IS COLLIE BUDZ?

[Innovator]

Kofi is getting the Punk push, he'll job to Holly soon

[Innovator]

Jesus Curtis is getting a lot of offense in

[Innovator]

Well he faces Kofi every 2 weeks, so he should know whats coming

[KingofOldSchool]

Curtis is looking more and more like Nigel McGuiness.

[Innovator]

Jesus Kofi is over wherever they are

[Innovator]

Curtis is looking more and more like Nigel McGuiness.
I'll mark if Curtis says, "take your complaints and e-mail them to I'mafuckingmark(one word).com"

[KingofOldSchool]

Jesus Kofi is over wherever they are

He honestly doesn't sound that over this week.

PUNK!

LOL

[Innovator]

CM PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

I had an uncle who did this....after 3 bottles of wine

[Innovator]

Well whatever reaction he gets is dubbed in

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk knows whinos, not to be confused with Rhinos.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well whatever reaction he gets is dubbed in


Kofi outpops Jesus and Mother Teresa, but still can't out pop Punk's dubbed pop.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kofi can out pop Cena, DX, Hogan, Goldberg, Rock, Austin, Bruno, Savage, Warrior, and Funaki but still can't out pop Punk.

[Innovator]

Does Punk appear on Smackdown, cause then this would be a fun week

[KingofOldSchool]

I want Morrison's coat.

[Innovator]

No one can outpop Punk.......in chicago

[RGWhat316]

Pretty decent show so far.

[Innovator]

I want Morrison's abs

[KingofOldSchool]

Does Punk appear on Smackdown, cause then this would be a fun week

He jobs to Chuck Palumbo.

He has teh heatzorz.

[Innovator]

So do these guys have a team name yet?

[Innovator]

Ladies and gentlemen, sisquo has come to the wwe

[RGWhat316]

Shelton's theme finally been remixed.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and Big Show squashed The Naturals formally of TNA on Smackdown.

[Innovator]

EXTREME BISCUITS AND GRAVY

[Innovator]

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PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[Innovator]

ITS CLOBBERIN TIME

[KingofOldSchool]

So do these guys have a team name yet?

The In Crowd.

[Innovator]

DAMN DUBBED IN POP

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMN THE DUBBED POP

[Innovator]

Seriously who'd think the Fake Kane would be entertaining

[Innovator]

Cmon BAM BAM Jr.

[Innovator]

Ok someone is hitting the Punk chant button

[KingofOldSchool]

Spoilers in black

Morrison and Miz retained the titles at the Smackdown taping

[Innovator]

Nice black spoilers

[KingofOldSchool]

Ok someone is hitting the Punk chant button

They meant to hit the Goldberg button.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice black spoilers

I meant to do that.

[Innovator]

Ray Gordy baby

[KingofOldSchool]

Morrison, Miz, Shelton

M&M'S

[Innovator]

Too bad he isn't his dad's size, he'd be world champ by now

[RGWhat316]

This aint no ham and egger.

[KingofOldSchool]

Too bad he isn't his dad's size, he'd be jobbing to Batista instead of Morrison by now

[Innovator]

Freebird booking, cmon man

[KingofOldSchool]

If that was 2004, he would've won the match.

[Jura]

Didn't Taz used to do that very same move?

[Innovator]

Jesus the monkey on the audio loves that Punk chant button

[Innovator]

Taz would drop the guy on his head, followed by a Tazmission

[KingofOldSchool]

Freebird booking, cmon man

Yeah but Hayes doesn't make the final decision.

[Innovator]

One day Vince would be hungover and wouldn't see the Gordy push on paper

[KingofOldSchool]

Jesus the monkey on the audio loves that Punk chant button

Psh they were chanting "We see Junk" in obvious reference to seeing Junkyard Dog walking around.

[RGWhat316]

These are really some dubbed in pops.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk should put some Pepsi in front of Festus to see if that would revive him.

[Innovator]

Everything is dubbed in, don't you know

[KingofOldSchool]

Everything is dubbed in, don't you know

Except the reactions for Mr. Kennedy.

Those are all natural.

[Innovator]

And the generic face pop for CAWdy

[KingofOldSchool]

And the generic face pop for CAWdy

They use the audience applause track from All In The Family.

Actually, I would like to see a sitcom called All In The Rhodes starring Cody, Dusty, and Dustin Rhodes.

[Innovator]

I hate RAW Rebound, there either about Vince or Cena

[KingofOldSchool]

And just in case you're one of the two people who watch ECW that doesn't watch Raw...

[Innovator]

They use the audience applause track from All In The Family.

Actually, I would like to see a sitcom called All In The Rhodes starring Cody, Dusty, and Dustin Rhodes.
Buggering and Thuggering with MY THUUUUUNS

[KingofOldSchool]

Buggering and Thuggering with MY THUUUUUNS

Dusty: HEEEEEYYY THERE FUNKY MONKEY!

[KingofOldSchool]

"Can Candice survive getting out of bed?"

[RGWhat316]

Damn, Candice is still listed in the womens match.

[Innovator]

I seriously want Flair and HBK to end Mania

[Innovator]

Candice better bow out, WE WANT MICKIE

[KingofOldSchool]

Candice better bow out, WE WANT MICKIE

You can't have her, she's ALLLLLLLL MIIIIIIIINE!

[Innovator]

EDDIE GRAHAM WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

MUTTON CHOPS!

[KingofOldSchool]

Who cares about the youth of Florida?

Everyone that lives there are like 80 years old.

[Innovator]

:lol: Sorry Hulk, no induction

[KingofOldSchool]

Colin is walking the Walk of Shame.

[Jura]

It's the rock monster!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol he married Chyna

[KingofOldSchool]

So which dog is his wife?

[RGWhat316]

I think even Zach Gowen got his contract easier than Colin.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Tazz is shorter than Colin

[Innovator]

ROCK LOBSTER

[KingofOldSchool]

"I'd rather get beaten up than work for some joke promotion that draws 20 people. WOOOO ASS BEATING!"

[KingofOldSchool]

THE CHAMP IS HERE!

[Innovator]

I heard 4 people chanting a dubbed in chant for Colin

[KingofOldSchool]

I heard 4 people chanting a dubbed in chant for Colin

Collin Farrell is in the crowd.

[Innovator]

What was the point of this match?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol see ya Colin

[KingofOldSchool]

What was the point of this match?

To make Chavo look somewhat competent for Undertaker Friday night.

[RGWhat316]

So much for that.

[Juan]

I really enjoyed the 6-Man tag.