Official Raw Thread (3/17/08): The Final Raw Before WRESTLEMANIA!

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

baby

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Azriel]

You bet your bottom dollar if HHH wasn't in the Championship match, he'd be in HBK's place.

[Fox]

The question is: will Ric Flair lose his mind and strip down to his undies during this final promo?

[Londoner]

FLAIR PROMO! WOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Corndad]

I will miss this.

[KingofOldSchool]

TO BE THE MAN....YOU HAVE TO BEAT THE MAN!





WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ClockShot]

I expected a bigger pop.

[Destor]

This is it.

[Londoner]

FLAIR IS AMAZING AT PROMOS

[Destor]

I expected a bigger pop.yeah, I know

[KingofOldSchool]

What's in the bag?

OH NO HE'S GOING TO HAND THE WORLD TITLE TO TRIPLE H!

[KingofOldSchool]

yeah, I know

No one must like him if he doesn't get a pop.

[Londoner]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Corndad]

HBKs match always steal the Mania show.

[Londoner]

HBKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!11111

[Innovator]

Ron Killings worked a dark match tonight

[Destor]

No one must like him if he doesn't get a pop.
Oh yeah for sure.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ron Killings worked a dark match tonight

Was he "gettin' rowdy?"

[Hanso Amore]

I hate HBK on the mic

[Innovator]

SCREW THE JACKET NAITCH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

Ron Killings worked a dark match tonight

How dark was it?

[ClockShot]

Whoa. Flair getting red early.

[Innovator]

Heyhey the NWA Title

[Corndad]

NWA title!

[Londoner]

COOL

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG IT'S THE TNA TITLE!

[Fox]

holy crap.

[Hanso Amore]

Look how the belts have changed.

[KingofOldSchool]

FLAIR IS GOING TO TNA AS THE "REAL WORLD CHAMPION"

[Innovator]

Did Flair bath in red velvet?

[Innovator]

Fucking awesome promo by Flair

[KingofOldSchool]

YES...YOU. .... ARE....THE...MAN.....WOOOO.....OOOOOO....O!

[Hanso Amore]

FLAIR IS GOING TO TNA AS THE "REAL WORLD CHAMPION"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Corndad]

shawn looks stupid in that hat.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>HBK would get Montreal-sized heat if he just kicked Flair in the head now</font>

[Hanso Amore]

HBK sounds kind of gay right now.....Im going to give you my cock

[Hanso Amore]

<font color=goldenrod>HBK would get Montreal-sized heat if he just kicked Flair in the head now</font>

Good Call

[Innovator]

Flair will win the match tonight, then get a superkick

[Fox]

SUPERKICK!!!

[Outsider]

Why exactly are they letting Shawn go over Flair? I don't see what he has to get from it?

[ClockShot]

DO IT!

[Corndad]

super kick

[Fox]

Oh shit nyagah.

[Fox]

Old Yeller reference FTW.

[KingofOldSchool]

Didn't Triple H say the same thing 2 and a half years ago?

[Innovator]

YES! THE JACKET STOMP

[Fox]

LOL he stomped his jacket.

[Hanso Amore]

Why exactly are they letting Shawn go over Flair? I don't see what he has to get from it?

Why does everyone think they should have Flair lose to a nobody?

Why make it about someone beating Flair, when it should be FLAIRS moment. No one should get anything from it but Flair, and he should get a fair sendoff losing to a great

[KingofOldSchool]

Flair is going to have a stroke.

[Londoner]

LOL THIS IS GREAT

[Hanso Amore]

DAMN! Flair is great tonight.

[Hanso Amore]

He almost slapped out HBKs combover

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwwwwwww. :(

[Outsider]

That was fantastic.

[Hanso Amore]

I am going to go to bed ona very high note.

Good Night

[Fox]

Have you guys ever actually watched Mayweather fight? He's fucking amazing.

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK reacted the same way after he turned on Hogan.

[KingofOldSchool]

From GREAT to SHIT in two seconds.


Only in wrestling.

[Outsider]

Fuck off Maywether.

[Londoner]

this is the last hour of raw before wrestlemania, so hyped for wm.

[Londoner]

fox- yeh i saw the hatton fight. not seen him before thejn.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOW IN THE HELLER?

[Azriel]

I think Taker should be considered Mr. Wrestlemania.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm bored.

[Corndad]

so think will add one more to hall of fame tonight?

[Londoner]

Go and do something that doesn't bore you then bdc ya twat.

[Destor]

Why exactly are they letting Shawn go over Flair? I don't see what he has to get from it?
It's not about HBK, it's about Flair. Hbk is one of the few guys who can get a great match out of Flair...and still not behated for beating him. This is about getting a classic match out of the Naitch before he goes. It has NOTHING to with what it does for HBK.`

[KingofOldSchool]

so think will add one more to hall of fame tonight?

"The Dean" Gordon Solie

[Londoner]

whose bigger, big show or khali??

[Azriel]

Enough with these Big Show segments.

[Fox]

holy shit those shorts

[Corndad]

come on Mickie James.

[KingofOldSchool]

I just got a boner.

[Londoner]

marias lookin hotter than normal tonight

[Outsider]

Diva match :(

[KingofOldSchool]

come on Mickie James.

And we'll get Ashley.

[Londoner]

she looks so good that shitty music didnt bother me this time

[Volchok]

Melina is hawt.

[Azriel]

Oh yeah Melina, I'll smack that butt for you anytime :drool:

[Corndad]

maybe snoop will be her partner.

[ClockShot]

The fuck.

Ring the bell already!

[DarKCentaur]

I thought Trashley broke her arm?

[KingofOldSchool]

YUP

[Outsider]

Oh look, someone I don't care about showed up.

Oh fuck off King.

[Corndad]

Maybe adding Santino and King?

[Fox]

omg. please tell me they're not going to do Santino vs. Lawler at Mania...

[Londoner]

regal is so bad on the mic, honestly

[KingofOldSchool]

UGH

[Azriel]

Uh god, not Ashley

[Destor]

they're gonna replace on talentless gitterslut with another. Instead of Candice we get Ashley. woooooooooooo. :|

[Londoner]

makes these shit matches and builds them up so poorly

[KingofOldSchool]

I hate being right sometimes.

[Corndad]

I gotta say the HoF is one of my favorite things all year.

[Destor]

regal is so bad on the mic, honestly
riiiiiiiiight

[KingofOldSchool]

If Ashley is in the match, shouldn't it be transgender and not intergender?

[Londoner]

just my opinion destor, he used to be good no doubt, but this current run of his as gm hasn't impressed me. just being honest.

[BigDaddyCool]

Fuck you Jerry Lawler. Fuck you in your stupid ass.

[Destor]

makes these shit matches and builds them up so poorly
...:|

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Santino

[Londoner]

fuckin hell ashley looks awful

[KingofOldSchool]

lol is the crowd booing Ashley?

[Destor]

You realize he doesn't pick the matches or how they're built right TL?

[Londoner]

...:|

get over it mate.:cool:

[Destor]

lol is the crowd booing Ashley?Mania has been a smark audience for the past 10 yeas or so. Just wait until she shows up there.

[Londoner]

nah i know destor, i know that was worded wrong but too drunk to be bothered correcting it.

[Outsider]

Kick her in the face Santino.....

[KingofOldSchool]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c256/ChainsawSpeed13/Santino2.gif

[Innovator]

fuck ashley

[BigDaddyCool]

Doesn't Lawler know this is wrestling not boxing?

[Destor]

get over it mate.:cool:
Are you familiar with the term "mark?"

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

That went on much to long.

[Corndad]

god bless santino.

[Fox]

Laaaame.

[KingofOldSchool]

http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/9180/subsnatcheryw1.jpg

[Londoner]

haha destor, read my last reply on the 9th page..

[DarKCentaur]

Hahaha Santino is such a shithead

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO WON THE SUPERBOWL!

[Corndad]

H worried about Val LOL

[Fox]

Val Venis and CAWdy Rhodes: The backstage regulators

[KingofOldSchool]

Random CAWdy and Val Jobber sighting

[Azriel]

That match was a waste of time

[Volchok]

bore

[Londoner]

I know he doesnt make the matches, just saying like, he has to come out and ''make' these matches(which is the writers fault) but he builds them up so poorly.

[Corndad]

Is Cena actually saying HHH doesnt know about being injured off time?

[Fox]

Cena looks like he's taking a dump when he talks sometimes.

[sugar butt]

That match was a waste of time

agreed

[DarKCentaur]

I know it's cliche, but I'm waiting for the Noid thread about how this Raw is the start of a HHH-Val Venis feud

[Fox]

omg. Smoking kills me. I get it. fuck off.

[Londoner]

Cena looks like a dump when he talks sometimes.

fixed.

[Azriel]

These truth commercials are lame

[BigDaddyCool]

omg. Smoking kills me. I get it. fuck off.

Smoking kills 5 billion people a day! :eek:

[DarKCentaur]

Seriously, I mean I've never smoked, but watching those commercials makes me want to.

[Destor]

nah i know destor, i know that was worded wrong but too drunk to be bothered correcting it.ok

[Fox]

So... it wasn't a typo?

I don't get these fucking commercials.

[KingofOldSchool]

Smoking kills 5 billion people a day! :eek:

Ashley's wrestling kills about 6 million.

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA is more entertaining than Raw is a masocistic sort of way.

[ClockShot]

Hall of Fame time.

[Fox]

VINCE: "John Legend is the Aretha Franklin of the 2000's... minus the tits."

[BigDaddyCool]

Ashley's wrestling kills about 6 million.

Hopefully she will injury herself again and this will send a clear message that dumb bimbos can't stay healthy for more than a week.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark if Orton RKO's John Legend.

[DarKCentaur]

TNA is more entertaining than Raw is a masocistic sort of way.

It really is. Brings back so many memories of WCW.

[sugar butt]

at least TNA has story lines you can't follow but it's somewhat fun trying to figure them out....

[KingofOldSchool]

blech

[Londoner]

snoop dogg will make that match worth watching even tho it makes no sense him being there

[DarKCentaur]

Now we just need ROH to get a public access timeslot at 3 AM and we're in business

[Innovator]

Edge/Taker should close

It won't, but it should GODAMMIT

[BigDaddyCool]

at least TNA has story lines you can't follow but it's somewhat fun trying to figure them out....

Yeah, but I tend to get a head ache so i sit back and watch them run around all crazy.

[Innovator]

At least TNA we can spam as fast as the show

[Innovator]

Hey we have a Jeff Harvey sighting...jobbing to H

[Londoner]

main event next should be good

[BigDaddyCool]

True. 2 posters can get 10 pages with tna.

[Innovator]

Actually Orton...you didn't beat Jericho

[Innovator]

True. 2 posters can get 10 pages with tna.
it's a beautiful thing

[Londoner]

Actually Orton...you didn't beat Jericho

true

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey we have a Jeff Harvey sighting...jobbing to H

At least Jeff knows what his future holds when he comes back.

[Londoner]

MAIN EVENT TIME WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

I'd love for Cena to toss HHH up for the RKO like he did with cAWdy

[KingofOldSchool]

25 minutes or so for the Main Event, 15 minutes just for the intros.

[Innovator]

Oh HHH is getting his win back from Jeff, just like he's getting it back on Sunday

[Londoner]

OH FUCK OFF ADVERTS NOW

[DarKCentaur]

At least Jeff knows what his future holds when he comes back.

Not quite. He'll job to Hardcore Holly

[Innovator]

5 minutes for JBL to get his fat ass to the ring

[Londoner]

ATLEAST WAIT TILL AFTER THE ENTRANCES CUNTS

[Corndad]

24 man tag?? lol

[Londoner]

on the plus side i might miss jbls entrance

[KingofOldSchool]

24 man tag team match?

Survivor Series '87 and '88 called, they want their match back.

[Azriel]

Mickie must really be in trouble if she's not being featured in Mania. Wonder what she did?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie must really be in trouble if she's not being featured in Mania. Wonder what she did?

She didn't wrestle last year at Mania.

[DarKCentaur]

Mickie must really be in trouble if she's not being featured in Mania. Wonder what she did?

Got over.

[Innovator]

Kings of Kingsuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT JBL LEAVE YOUR SHIRT ON

[Londoner]

ah cool missed two shite entrances

[Destor]

DVD looks good but I cant have that title in my home.

[Innovator]

Big Show is leaner than you bitchtits

[Corndad]

wow no reaction at all for shawn

[Innovator]

The crowd doesn't know how to react to HBK :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

Mayweather and Show on the Today Show?

Mayweather: I'm going to break your....jaw. Then I'm going to break...YOUR OTHER JAW!

[Londoner]

this crowd doesnt react for anyone, they're all cunts

[Innovator]

What the Fuck, Flair should have gotten the intro last

[Volchok]

dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnn DA DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Destor]

Crowd has been dead tonight

[KingofOldSchool]

What the Fuck, Flair should have gotten the intro last

Not when Cena and HHH are in the match.

[Destor]

Biggest pop has been for Cena

[Corndad]

Have they said whos inducting Flair yet?

[Innovator]

STOP WITH THE SHOTS TO THE MANIA SIGN

FUCK

[Londoner]

John Cunta

[KingofOldSchool]

Crowd has been dead tonight

THEY ALL ARE NOT OVER AND SHOULD BE BURRIED!

[Innovator]

Jesus, Cena needs a tan

[KingofOldSchool]

Biggest pop has been for Cena

Even his was lukewarm at best.

[Londoner]

no one reacts for hhh, cunts

[Innovator]

HHH is taking the vitamins

[Londoner]

LISTEN TO THAT CROWD, OH WAIT, YOU CANT

[Destor]

THEY ALL ARE NOT OVER AND SHOULD BE BURRIED!
KoOS knows

[Azriel]

I think HHH is inducting Flair.

[Innovator]

Anyone notice people swelling before Mania?

[Londoner]

THIS IS NO DQ INNIT?

[Fox]

lol compared to team Tan in A Can he does

[Destor]

I think the crowd is stoned

[Innovator]

Bo knows

[KingofOldSchool]

HHH is taking the vitamins

ICOPRO?

[Innovator]

I think the crowd is stoned
Jeff is in the crowd?

[KingofOldSchool]

I think the crowd is stoned

Jeff Harvey and Rob Van Dam is in the crowd?

[Londoner]

AH THATS WHY ITS NO DQ

[Corndad]

Finlay!

[ClockShot]

FINLAY!

[KingofOldSchool]

OH NOEZ IT'S FINLAY!

[Innovator]

JBL just no sold the shilelagh, WHAT THE FUCK

[Corndad]

here comes batista....

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Finlay :cool:

Now cue Batista</font>

[Londoner]

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS MATCH WILL END

[Londoner]

EH BATISTA? WE GOT ADS

[Londoner]

wtf

[Azriel]

Well, I guess this wont be that much of a match. No suprise there really.

[Innovator]

ICOPRO?
Pure unadulerated HG......creatine

[Londoner]

stupid adverts

[Londoner]

do the wwe really need this many advert breaks in a show?

[KingofOldSchool]

Pure unadulerated HG......creatine

And old WWF Ice Cream bars.

[Londoner]

finally back to the match

[Londoner]

I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THIS MATCH WILL END

actually yes i do: supercunt wins

[Innovator]

DAVEY BOY BATISTA!

[Londoner]

now heres batista..

[KingofOldSchool]

ITZ TEH ANIMAL

[Azriel]

Oh, don't be so shocked Jerry

[ClockShot]

Christ. You could hear a pindrop in this place.

Nevermind. Dancin' Dave is here again.

[Londoner]

so now its 4 on 2

[KingofOldSchool]

And here comes Mayweather

[Innovator]

Heye comes fuckhead Mayweather

[Innovator]

pretty boy

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK should superkick everyone in the match and walk away.

[Londoner]

lol ortons gonna be left on his own

[Innovator]

I miss those ice cream bars

[Fox]

reverse suplex

[Fox]

knew it. love that spot. only big show can pull it off.

[Innovator]

Has Shawn even moved?

[Innovator]

That was awesome Show

[Londoner]

heh

[KingofOldSchool]

BIG SHOW TURNED ON ORTON!

[ClockShot]

Interesting turn of events.

[Londoner]

weird match

[Londoner]

shoudlve superkicked him

[KingofOldSchool]

OH SHIT!

[KingofOldSchool]

NUT SHOT!

[ClockShot]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Londoner]

FLAIR WIN???????

[Innovator]

FIGURE FOURRRRRRRRRR

[Innovator]

HE TAPPPS

[Londoner]

YYYEEHHHHHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

TAP!

YES!