Official ECW Thread (3/25/08): 24 Man Clusterfuck

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah

[KingofOldSchool]

Yipee more Baldcore...and CAWdy.

[KingofOldSchool]

Coffee Kingston!

It looks like they just added a bunch of tag teams to this match.

[KingofOldSchool]

KENDRICK IS ON THE HEEL TEAM!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Kendrick is in the battle royal and London isn't.

The heel turn is already working out for him.

[KingofOldSchool]

Val Venis and Snitsky look almost the same.

[KingofOldSchool]

AIR MURDOCH! HOLY CRAP!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm interested in playing Crisis Core even though I'm not a Final Fantasy fan.

[KingofOldSchool]

I don't get why I have to see a Jack in the Box commercial when there is not even a Jack in the Box in the state.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Did Big Titty V get hurt or something? I don't see him out there but Matt Striker is</font>

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Colin Delaney isn't even in the match.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Poor Stevie got passed up for the likes of Val and Duggan</font>

[KingofOldSchool]

<font color=goldenrod>Did Big Titty V get hurt or something? I don't see him out there but Matt Striker is</font>

Neither is Khali

[The Heenan Family]

I don't get why I have to see a Jack in the Box commercial when there is not even a Jack in the Box in the state.

Exactly, and I feel the same way about the Sonic commericals.

[The Heenan Family]

Kahli is there

[KingofOldSchool]

<font color=goldenrod>Poor Stevie got passed up for the likes of Val and Duggan</font>

I know. :'(

[The Heenan Family]

No Silverback either
whoops he's so black I didn't see him

[KingofOldSchool]

Oops didn't see Khali there, my bad.

[Volchok]

Hacksaw is in the match? whyyy?

[The Heenan Family]

That was a sick kick to Henry

[Volchok]

owned.

[The Heenan Family]

Does dreamer get the nod with the job tonight?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol out of 12 people, Tommy still does the J-O-B.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Tommy takes the fall</font>

[Volchok]

lol okay?

[Volchok]

so wack

[Volchok]

woooo

[The Heenan Family]

From the files of the "Will never happen"

RVD's music hits and he's #24 in the Battle Royal.

[KingofOldSchool]

I think they are going to pull a TNA and the Battle Royal will be a reverse one where the ECW Title match goes first and THEN the battle royal will happen.

[KingofOldSchool]

CAUSE YOU'RE FAT!

[KingofOldSchool]

It's funny because it's true.

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy's getting pinned twice tonight. Fantastic.

[Volchok]

Chavo is just not good.

[The Heenan Family]

Colin turns on Tommy at Mania

[KingofOldSchool]

Another Carlito match, will he job to Punk again?

[Volchok]

Seriously what is he the Gold Standard of?

[KingofOldSchool]

Hmm guess not it's the battle of the "Lazy workers who has potential if they ever can put it all together."

[Volchok]

He spent 90% of his career jobbing.

[Fox]

At least they kept the 24 man tag match short.

[Volchok]

When did Sisqo start wrestling?

[The Heenan Family]

Shelton needs a Malcolm X type mouthpiece

That would generate heat, something he'll need to get over.

We all know that he could be greatness, he's just so corny

[KingofOldSchool]

The crowd is dead.

[Fox]

I thought this was going to be a ladder match.

[Volchok]

lol

[Volchok]

this match is not really catching my attention.

[KingofOldSchool]

The battle of the Blonde Hair Dye vs. The CM Punk Shirt with the face cut out

[Volchok]

boring...boring....

[Fox]

Something about Carlito is just unwatchable. Maybe it's his hair.

[KingofOldSchool]

What the hell are those three people chanting?

[Volchok]

yawwwn

[Volchok]

So how is everyone tonight? All doing good?

[KingofOldSchool]

Catch something?

Does one of them have VD or something?

[Fox]

What's with putting two barely-over heels against each other? Who booked this shit?

[KingofOldSchool]

Of course you would like Chess Joey, you're nothing but a lame Jewish geek.

[Volchok]

NEXT!!!!!

[Volchok]

Can someone just get a pin already fuck!

[The Heenan Family]

We've been in a rest hold for 25 minutes

[Volchok]

The briefcase is the most interesting part of the match.

[The Heenan Family]

Scotty Armstrong needs to ring the funking bell.

MITB will suck if its anything like this

[Volchok]

please end this match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Scotty Armstrong needs to ring the funking bell.

MITB will suck if its anything like this


Jericho, Punk, MVP, and Morrison will prevent that from happening.

[Volchok]

Orton isn't even this bad with rest holds.

[Fox]

Remember when Shelton beat Triple H? That was awesome.

[The Heenan Family]

My gramma slipping on the ice and hitting our mailbox with a spinning neck breaker looked better than Carlito's

[KingofOldSchool]

FANS ARE COMING ALIVE FOR SHELTON




....kinda.

[The Heenan Family]

Remember when Shelton beat Triple H? That was awesome.

That should've been his start to Cenability

[Volchok]

I want the ref to just fast count the next pin.

[Fox]

C'mon!

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Shelton beat Triple H? That was awesome.

You're not supposed to remember that.

[The Heenan Family]

Roll of the Dice

[Fox]

The fans just want this match to end.

[KingofOldSchool]

The crowd just reacted like they were pissed the match didn't end.

[The Heenan Family]

Nice Reversal Carlito

[Volchok]

okay that was cool.

[KingofOldSchool]

NICE!

[The Heenan Family]

Even better from Shelton. That's why he still has a job

[Volchok]

Crowd: YES THE MATCH IS OVER!

[KingofOldSchool]

SHELTON WINS!

[Fox]

Good finish, but slow, poorly paced match overall.

[Volchok]

sooo what's next?

[KingofOldSchool]

So basically the crowd popped for any big spot but ultimately didn't care.

Pretty much sums up their two careers.

[Fox]

WWE Title match build up, of course.

[Volchok]

Ecw is awesome tonight!

[KingofOldSchool]

sooo what's next?

Another package.















Of the video sorts.

[The Heenan Family]

The ECW skanks, most likely

[Volchok]

Anyone have a sniper rifle and a ticket to wm24?

[KingofOldSchool]

*plays the world's smallest violin for Cena and HHH*

[Fox]

Am I supposed to feel bad for Cena and Triple H? Is that the point? That's a pretty weak storyline.

[Volchok]

yawwn

[Volchok]

i have no sympathy for Cena.

[KingofOldSchool]

Randy Orton: Place holding World Titles for Triple H since 2004

[Fox]

I love how they put over Cena winning the Royal Rumble, but fail to mention his cashing in on that title match at NWO and losing to Orton. I guess that doesn't fit into the music video vignette very well.

[Volchok]

so yes.

[Volchok]

Cena needs to get hurt again.

[Volchok]

I can't believe i don't even have 5,000 posts yet. I am extremely lazy.

[Fox]

Cena needs to change his gimmick.

[Fox]

You can say much with very few posts, Chok.

[Volchok]

I :heart: Tpww :)

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder if Dark Sector will be any good.

[Volchok]

Heyyyy ohhh.. lets blow some snoww

[El Fangel]

Anyone have a sniper rifle and a ticket to wm24?

I would answer truthfully, but I just got out of prison.

[Volchok]

lol Snoop.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol the battle royal won't even be on the actual PPV.

[Volchok]

Aim for Cena and we'll flee to Mexico.

[Volchok]

HOF should be good.

[KingofOldSchool]

Time for Gordon Solie.

[KingofOldSchool]

WOW old school footage

[KingofOldSchool]

THE DEAN

[The Heenan Family]

Gordon was a P I M P pimp

[KingofOldSchool]

lol at Flair and Solie

[Volchok]

awesome.

[KingofOldSchool]

STEVIE!

[Volchok]

see all hope isn't lost there's Stevie.. Hooker in tow.

[Fox]

think Chavo will bury Dreamer to make him look good for Mania?

[KingofOldSchool]

Dancin' Stevie and Bimbo Kelly

[Volchok]

oh noez an 11?!!

[Volchok]

WOOO 4,100 only 900 more posts to go.

[Innovator]

STEVIE

[Volchok]

KoOS 4 mod.

[Volchok]

I wanna know his thoughts on his match with Warrior at WM.

[Volchok]

Layla would get it.

[Volchok]

lol

[Volchok]

+1

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Mike Knoxx looks weird.

[Volchok]

Remember when Knox was boning Kelly?

[KingofOldSchool]

It's pretty sad for Stevie when he got second billing in the tag team yet Knox got top billing for his.

[Heros Welcome]

No CM Dub in the land of extreme this week!?

[KingofOldSchool]

KoOS 4 mod.

[Volchok]

common

[KingofOldSchool]

No CM Dub in the land of extreme this week!?

He got fired because he didn't get a pop last night.

[KingofOldSchool]

"That's no way to treat your ex girlfriend"

How would you know Joey? You probably haven't even had a first girlfriend.

[Volchok]

miss

[Volchok]

err..

[Innovator]

OMG PUNK ISNT ON ECW HE HAS THE HEATORZ

[Heros Welcome]

I figured.... damn fans

[Volchok]

lol over

[Innovator]

nice shellshock by Knox

[Volchok]

How many moves was that? 1 or 2?

[KingofOldSchool]

Stevie jobs. :(

[Fox]

Mike Knoxx looks like a rapist. Let's keep an eye on this guy.

[Volchok]

fuckin mayweather.

[KingofOldSchool]

GET OFF MY TUBE MAYFEATHER!

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knoxx looks like a rapist. Let's keep an eye on this guy.

A pedo at that.

[Fox]

I hope Big Show breaks his spine with a chokeslam on Sunday.

[Volchok]

lol mexicans like you... big deal.

[KingofOldSchool]

Elijah Experience > Mayweather Experience

[Volchok]

so what exactly is the main event tonight?

[Volchok]

Elijah > Mayweather

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy's got like 6 minutes to job to Chavo.

[KingofOldSchool]

Make that like 4 minutes to job.

[DaVe]

I'm a little confused: I'm watching an ECW stream and it is 2:00PM now and they're still in ads after the Knox/Richards match... what time does this finish? :s

[Volchok]

lol 11:02 and the match isnt even started.

[KingofOldSchool]

OHHHHH can we say "CLUSTERFUCK BATTLE ROYAL TO CLOSE THE SHOW?"

[FourFifty]

Spoiler Warning in black
Can someone post the Gordon Sollie video?

[Volchok]

NO FINISH!

[KingofOldSchool]

Tommy is coming out in a wheelbarrow because he is too fat to walk.

[Volchok]

lol hacksaw... imagine if he won the ECW title.

[KingofOldSchool]

HEEEEYYY

Why didn't Festus snap when the bell rung?

[Volchok]

Big Daddy V went in for liposuction.

[Volchok]

what are they chanting?

[Volchok]

were*

[Volchok]

lol I'd laugh if it just ended.

[Volchok]

mexican warrior. lol wtf?

[Volchok]

shitty frog splash

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Volchok]

more like the tadpole splash. ( as in he looks like hornswoggle doing it.)

[Volchok]

Dreamer doing the double jobs.

[KingofOldSchool]

Guerrero means Alcoholic

[Volchok]

Gang rape on Chavo.

[Volchok]

well it was a fun night.

[KingofOldSchool]

We made it to 5 pages, YAY

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I happened to notice Festus DID sorta flip out outside the ring, doing his whole swaying back and forth thing. And when the pileup happened, since he was docile again, he didn't get into the ring.</font> :cool:

[FourFifty]

Can someone give me a recap?

[Juan]

Am i the only one who enjoyed the Carlito/Benjamin match? Of course the crowd was dead, they're two heels that people are supposed to boo, so I bet they were a bit confused. The rest hold was the only bad part of the match.