TNA Tread for 3/27/08

[Volchok]

lol Monty Sopp

[BigDaddyCool]

Yes it is Monty Sopp

So Kip is his middle name?

[Volchok]

lol weed cacoon

[Volchok]

I'd say so. lol bastard parents.

[Volchok]

you were born for this.

[Heros Welcome]

Monty "Kip" Sopp (born November 1, 1963)[citation needed] is an American professional wrestler, best known as "Bad Ass" Billy Gunn from his years working for World Wrestling Entertainment. He is currently working for Total Nonstop Action Wrestling under the ring name Kip James as one half of the Voodoo Kin Mafia with long-time friend BG James. Among other accolades, Sopp was the 1999 WWF King of the Ring.

[Volchok]

where'd everyone go?

[Heros Welcome]

Can't believe I just wasted 10 seconds of my life getting that.

[Volchok]

I forgot Billy Gunn won KOTR.

[Ruien]

Why dosn't Jeff Jarret wrestle anymore?

[Volchok]

I wouldn't say it matters.. we are watching tna ya know.

[BigDaddyCool]

Is music suppose to be playing?

[Ruien]

Lol at all the audio problems.

[Volchok]

lol TNA can't handle going live.

[Mr. JL]

lol no sound

[BigDaddyCool]

HAHhA their sound sucks

[Heros Welcome]

What the hell was that!?

[BigDaddyCool]

Fucking great, hahaha

[Mr. JL]

someone backstage is prolly having a heart attack in TNA

[Volchok]

TNA TNA TNA TNA TNA!!!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Tna doesn't know how to flip sound switches.

[Volchok]

lol this reminds me of the Kurt/ Rock promo.

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA, we fuck up?

[Volchok]

haha how awesome would it be.. fuck!!! i wanna watch that now.

[BigDaddyCool]

The kurt rock promo had sound though?

[Volchok]

she is so fuckin hot.

[BigDaddyCool]

She is adult.

[Heros Welcome]

TNA....We....Are...Jobbers of sound

[Volchok]

The rock/ kurt promo was actually good.

[BigDaddyCool]

Sweet, betting vator.

[BigDaddyCool]

beating*

[Mr. JL]

lol... fuck i want karen to shut up and just take off her clothes

[BigDaddyCool]

i.e. more post in this thread that Vator.

[BigDaddyCool]

Someone's whose initals may be A.J.

[Volchok]

her saying she's an adult is almost as rediculous as " Redrum is murder spelled backwards. "

[Heros Welcome]

Git'er Done AJ

[Volchok]

I betcha it's gonna be First Blood.

[BigDaddyCool]

Does it matter who is going to job to kong?

[Volchok]

Fuck Samoa joe. srsly

[Mr. JL]

Old DiRRTy Bitch

[Volchok]

he's fat and overrated.

[Innovator]

Gotta head out guys, gonna miss the rest of the spamfest, BDC I concede this week to you broseph

[BigDaddyCool]

Does koolaide dust get old?

[Volchok]

lol wtf?

[Volchok]

idts.

[BigDaddyCool]

Gotta head out guys, gonna miss the rest of the spamfest, BDC I concede this week to you broseph

Wooooooooo, I beat you loser. I mean catch you later dude.

[Heros Welcome]

Now this match at lockdown...is it going to be a regular match, or is it seriously going to be ruled like an mma fight?

[Volchok]

(weeeee)

[BigDaddyCool]

I am averaging about 1.5 posts a minute for TNA this week

[Heros Welcome]

Later Inno

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe training camp in a mcdonalds.

[BigDaddyCool]

Money can buy you cheeseburgers.

[Volchok]

i read somewhere on the interwebs that is it gonna be ufc style.

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe is overrated.

[BigDaddyCool]

i read somewhere on the interwebs that is it gonna be ufc style.

gay

[Volchok]

Kurt would get ripped apart in UFC

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe has never seen anyone with as much back up as Angle? Then he has never seen Hogan.

[Volchok]

does he have anything in his ear?

[BigDaddyCool]

Kurt would get ripped apart in UFC

Liddel said it best, Angle is in a dream land.

[Volchok]

no need for excuses we know you suck :)

[BigDaddyCool]

does he have anything in his ear?

His finger and some wax.

[Xerzes]

o noes they won't wear shoes so creative

[Volchok]

what are they chanting?

[Heros Welcome]

Kurt talks out of his ass

[Volchok]

lol "we want angle"

[DarKCentaur]

Uhh... didn't Joe politik to get this title shot?

[BigDaddyCool]

I've never wanted Angle to win more than at lockdown.

[Heros Welcome]

what are they chanting?

Sounds like We Want Angle

[Volchok]

who is he?

[Xerzes]

Who?

[BigDaddyCool]

Uhh... didn't Joe politik to get this title shot?

No...yes

[Xerzes]

gay

[Volchok]

yeah samoa joe doesnt know what he's talking about.

[DarKCentaur]

Frank Trig? Isn't he one of the announcers?

[Heros Welcome]

I wonder what they slipped in Triggs drink to get him to say that.

[Volchok]

TNA LIVE!

[BigDaddyCool]

Why wouldn't they just come down in their regular ring gear?

[Heros Welcome]

AJ should be champ, not a bitch boy!!

[Heros Welcome]

Here comes Mr. Attention

[Volchok]

KIRK ANGEL!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Why didn't kurt go crazy like Stiener or Warrior?

[Volchok]

He's on the juice

[BigDaddyCool]

KIRK ANGEL!!!

Jericho isn't here.

[Volchok]

BDC it takes time.. soon enough... soon enough.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is wrestling taking MMA as a threat?

[Volchok]

We build them up to sacrafice them.

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA can't afford Jericho.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, Tomko is busted open

[Volchok]

i want styles to shoot on angle rn.

[BigDaddyCool]

AJ is banging Angle's woman.

[Volchok]

GOD SHUT UP! FUCK THAT GUY IS ALMOST AS BAD AS DON WEST!

[Heros Welcome]

This is rediculous

[Volchok]

Steal his woman then steal his title.

[Heros Welcome]

GOD SHUT UP! FUCK THAT GUY IS ALMOST AS BAD AS DON WEST!

Come on now...there is only one DW

[Volchok]

OMG styles should turn on Angle and say that... First I stole your woman, next i'm gonna steal your title."

[Volchok]

I said Almost as bad.. Almost.

[BigDaddyCool]

So will TNA hire the Highlanders for getting the fired.

[Volchok]

common styles.

[BigDaddyCool]

Christan wants to be on TV.

[Volchok]

common styles turn face and join the Captain.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash has a nice shirt.

[Volchok]

lol beat his ass.

[Volchok]

AWESOME! they laughed at Devon too.. lol

[Volchok]

YOU FUCKED UP!!! YOU FUCKED UP!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash didn't just get injured di he?

[Volchok]

dont tell me i was the only one who saw devon slip..:shifty:

[Volchok]

OMG I NEVER SAW THAT COMMING!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Is it sting or light problems?

[Volchok]

lol that guy needs to leave the announce booth.

[DarKCentaur]

Sting looks like a street magician with that robe.

[BigDaddyCool]

dont tell me i was the only one who saw devon slip..:shifty:

I saw someone get caught up in the cords.

[Volchok]

I like Sting. idk.

[Heros Welcome]

Ahhh STING how I have missed you

[Volchok]

yeah devon got caught up and tripped trying to free his leg from the cord.

[BigDaddyCool]

Sugarbutt is tearing TNA's a new asshole,

[JH]

STINGER!!!!!!!!!!

excuse me while i mark out cause sting is my all time favorite

[DarKCentaur]

At least the MMA tie-in with TNA is logical, since UFC is on the same network

[BigDaddyCool]

Volchok, who taught you how to spam?

[KingofOldSchool]

That show sucked ass.

[Heros Welcome]

Very poorly done

[KingofOldSchool]

I loved the fact that after Tomko got busted open legit, they went to a "First Blood" match. A gimmick match where had just given away already on free TV just a few weeks ago and Roode got a pussy ass blood job which looked like he landed in a small glob of ketchup. And why hype the fan voting Knockouts match just to have Fat Kong basically destroy ODB? And who else does Kong have left to beat? Are they going to build up towards Muscular black bitch vs. Big fat bitch?

[Impact!]

Anyone wanna give me a quick recap of the show?

[Heros Welcome]

Devine beats Shelley to get into the Xscape match

Angle has RIDICULOUS 1 minute sparring sessions with AJ and Tomko

KONG beats ODB

Booker beats Rhoode in 1st Blood, though the cut job was terribe.

Sting came back, which lead to Lockdown preview...

Team Cage over Team Tomko when Sting made Devon Tap

OOO and ROBBIE loves the iMPACT zone.

Also in the first 20 minutes they managed to squeeze in 6 segements

And production was pretty damn bad

[BigDaddyCool]

Also during all of this, the forum crashed.

[BigDaddyCool]

There were quiet a few sound screw ups. Two commersials rans without sound. Deven tripped on a cord coming into the ring. When Shelley was suppose to come out the started with Scott Stiener's video then when over to the MCMG's video.

The booking was Chaotic as ever.

Oh, and you know how Mainia is this weekend and in Orlando. Well TNA was claiming Orlando was the center of the wrestling universe because Impact was going live...oh and that there have been numerous altercations off camera because of all the wrestlers being in the same town.

[Impact!]

Wow, that sounds beyond terrible...Also Devine over Shelley...wtf

[Impact!]

lol

"IMPACT IS GOING LIVE OMG THIS IS THE FIRST EVER NO WRESTLING SHOW HAS EVER GONE LIVE ON TV EVER BEFORE BIZARRE"

[BigDaddyCool]

lol

"IMPACT IS GOING LIVE OMG THIS IS THE FIRST EVER NO WRESTLING SHOW HAS EVER GONE LIVE ON TV EVER BEFORE BIZARRE"

To quote sugar butt mocking Don West, "This is the biggest and best impact ever. Fuck last weeks, I know we said that about last weeks too, but this weeks is the best, fuck last week. Fuck 2 months ago, in 2 months that will be the biggest and greatest impact ever!

[Volchok]

wtf happend to the forum last night?

[BigDaddyCool]

it broke