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Xero
03-28-2008, 09:16 PM
We've had the gangster and the car, what will it be this year?

I'm thinking he makes a grand entrance in a helicopter.

Kane Knight
03-28-2008, 09:18 PM
A motorcade like a hero's entrance. Cena will be in full Marine dress.

Inadequacy
03-28-2008, 09:22 PM
Instant translocation all the way

Gerard
03-28-2008, 09:28 PM
Walking out slowly and painfully with his arse cheeks clenched while jbl appears on the titan tron with a fixed grin.

Skippord
03-28-2008, 09:55 PM
He'll parachute in from a plane

Inadequacy
03-28-2008, 09:56 PM
He'll emerge from the womb of a wooly mammoth

Afterlife
03-28-2008, 10:01 PM
When his music hits, Orton and HHH, both alreadsy in the ring, will cough up equal portions of culturally misguided NewEnglander which will then merge into John Cena.

SammyG
03-28-2008, 10:04 PM
Something from the sky

Afterlife
03-28-2008, 10:04 PM
Hopefully the storm kills him halway down the ramp.

Inadequacy
03-28-2008, 10:11 PM
Cena will BE the storm

CSL
03-28-2008, 10:35 PM
Trips' will be 'grander'

Mr. Nerfect
03-28-2008, 11:00 PM
Yeah, given that it is open arena, you have to believe the WWE will have him helicopter it in.

NYDon
03-28-2008, 11:00 PM
Trips is gonna come out in full Blue Blood attire in a Rolls Royce with Sable and Chyna flanking him

TerranRich
03-28-2008, 11:25 PM
John Cena will come out on a horse, only this is a special horse is that it can FLY and it has LASERS and it zooms around the arena, and then a lightning bolt hits, although this is a special lightning bolt in that it gives Cena SUPERPOWERS and the ARENA BLOWS UP!

... And out of the dust emerges Trips, who brushes the dirt off his shoulders and pins everybody's corpses for the 3-count and the title win.

Believable.

Gerard
03-28-2008, 11:37 PM
Spoiler cenas entrance preview




http://www.techbasic.net/idlewyse/fire%20crotch.gif

Not really but 1000X more entertaining. :rofl:

Jura
03-29-2008, 12:35 AM
Why the hell would he do that? He literally has a fire crotch.

FourFifty
03-29-2008, 01:19 AM
Why the hell would he do that? He literally has a fire crotch.

When my dad was in 'Nam he talked a guy into doing that to get rid of his crabs.... only the guy did it without pants.

Fox
03-29-2008, 02:16 AM
Capitalizing on the fanfare for the new Indiana Jones movie, John Cena will swing to the ring on a jungle vine with a gigantic ball chasing after him, which will actually be a gigantic hamster ball with Big Daddy V inside of it.

Jura
03-29-2008, 03:03 AM
I'm gonna test my theory of the wrestler with the best entrance at Mania will mostly likely win the title.

Skippord
03-29-2008, 03:36 AM
He will be dressed as Mickey Mouse

Mr. Nerfect
03-29-2008, 03:47 AM
When my dad was in 'Nam he talked a guy into doing that to get rid of his crabs.... only the guy did it without pants.

No offence, but no wonder we lost.

The Optimist
03-29-2008, 06:19 AM
We didn't lose, we tied.

Kane Knight
03-29-2008, 08:39 AM
I'm gonna test my theory of the wrestler with the best entrance at Mania will mostly likely win the title.

You mean the one that's already been debunked?

No offence, but no wonder we lost.

America hasn't ever lost a war!!!!!!

:shifty:

Inadequacy
03-29-2008, 09:23 AM
America hasn't ever lost a war!!!!!!

:shifty:

Exactly, 'Noid saying "we" means Australia lost.

Vietnam-1
Australia-0

Chavo Classic
03-29-2008, 09:24 AM
Osmosis

Afterlife
03-29-2008, 09:32 AM
Exactly, 'Noid saying "we" means Australia lost.

Vietnam-1
Australia-0

Exactly. America is WAY never lost compared to Australia. :shifty:

Inadequacy
03-29-2008, 09:35 AM
To the max!

PorkSoda
03-29-2008, 09:49 AM
Cena will come out in Icaris Wings like in the Sega Genesis game ToeJam and Earl.

Afterlife
03-29-2008, 09:51 AM
This year will Cena will summon all the power of his most recent entrances: He will drive a gangster car off a space ship docking ramp and smash it into the ring.

Inadequacy
03-29-2008, 09:56 AM
Tarding out and saluting all the while

FourFifty
03-29-2008, 09:59 AM
He should come out to Kofi Kingston's music.

Fox
03-29-2008, 10:21 AM
Mickey Mouse will pull him out of a giant top-hat.

Afterlife
03-29-2008, 10:29 AM
I know: have him carried on the shoulders of Snoop Dog and Fifty Cent; that's how white rappers get anywhere.

Testicle
03-29-2008, 10:46 AM
Something from the sky

Tommy Gunn
03-29-2008, 01:38 PM
The helicopter idea is quite funny, I could imagine them dropping him down ab-sail style in military/marine gear.

The Double EEE don't have a good 'lower to ring/drop to death' ratio with ceiling entrances.

Team Sheep
03-29-2008, 01:43 PM
Ahh but there'll be no ceiling, so it's all good. And besides, this is Cena we're talking about.

Xero
03-29-2008, 01:47 PM
It'd be hilarious if they constructed a glass platform above the stadium and he just walked out and down glass steps.

Mooияakeя™
03-29-2008, 01:52 PM
He's gonna come from under dah ring. no no, he'll zip line in. Ummm no wait... He'll walk from his locker room surrounded by guards. Pfft. Maybe he'll just "walk in"?

ClockShot
03-29-2008, 01:55 PM
Seminole indians are gonna perform a ritual. :shifty:

Kane Knight
03-29-2008, 02:17 PM
John Cena performs his own entrance theme (complete with band) while skydiving into the ring.

Xero
03-29-2008, 02:21 PM
Three Words: Will He Blend?

Tommy Gunn
03-29-2008, 02:31 PM
He'll prob walk out with the WWE Championship over his shoulder, and half way down the ramp, the refs will come out screaming "No not yet John!!" They'll quickly cut to a video package, and then come back to Randy Orton coming out with the WWE Championship instead and looking really pissed off.

The Heenan Family
03-30-2008, 12:33 AM
Squeezed out of an Orange

#BROKEN Hasney
03-30-2008, 04:57 AM
Drowning in a flood of semen

Skippord
03-30-2008, 05:05 AM
He'll come in from a spaceship

Testicle
03-30-2008, 09:07 AM
He'll come out with a big 'S' on his shirt and a cape.

He'll fly to the ring and have people shoot at him. Of course, being superman, the bullets will just bounce off.

Impact!
03-30-2008, 09:39 AM
Shot out of a cannon

Afterlife
03-30-2008, 10:49 AM
Shot out of a cannon

Into another cannon.

JJT420
03-30-2008, 02:16 PM
Ultimate Warrior's music hits and Cena comes running out going crazy grabbing the ropes and such, dressed as Warrior....then as Trips and Orton stand there scratching their head he pulls out a gun and shoots them, grabs the title and runs....

Mr. Nerfect
03-30-2008, 06:22 PM
I'm actually thinking that they may sort of jab at the IWC a little, and have Cena "fly" into the arena dressed as Superman. Or a "Cena-rized" version of Superman, with a "C" logo or something.

Mooияakeя™
04-02-2008, 05:44 PM
Kane Knight technically got close on this one.