Dr. Pepper + Axl Rose= Drink up shitheads

[Crossrine]

It's funny because they are semi-dead serious

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Dr Pepper Will Give Everyone* in America a Free Soda If Axl Rose Releases New Guns N' Roses Album, Chinese Democracy, In 2008
PR Newswire
*Guitarists Slash and Buckethead Will Not Be Eligible For Free Soda
March 26, 2008: 09:00 AM EST

PLANO, Texas, March 26 /PRNewswire/ -- Tired of a world in which Americans idolize wannabe singers and musicals about high schoolers pass as rock 'n roll music, Dr Pepper is encouraging (ok, begging) Axl Rose to finally release his 17-year-in-the-making belabored masterpiece, Chinese Democracy, in 2008.

In an unprecedented show of solidarity with Axl, everyone in America, except estranged GNR guitarists Slash and Buckethead, will receive a free can of Dr Pepper if the album ships some time -- anytime! -- in 2008. Dr Pepper supports Axl, and fully understands that sometimes you have to make it through the jungle before you get it right.

"It took a little patience to perfect Dr Pepper's special mix of 23 ingredients, which our fans have come to know and love," said Jaxie Alt, director of marketing for Dr Pepper. "So we completely understand and empathize with Axl's quest for perfection -- for something more than the average album. We know once it's released, people will refer to it as "Dr Pepper for the ears" because it will be such a refreshing blend of rich, bold sounds -- an instant classic."

Show your support for Axl and get on the nightrain of encouragement at www.chinesedemocracywhen.blogspot.com -

[Kris P Lettus]

LOL @ Slash and Buckethead not getting one..

[ron the dial]

axl rose is fucking worthless

[Ninti the Mad]

gnr isnt gnr without slash

[Blitz]

She's got a smile that it seems to me reminds me of childhood soda pop

[ct2k]

lol what, it will never ever happen and everybody knows it, but idiots will keep talking about it and giving Axl Rose a constant ego-trip

[Crossrine]

Do people expect it to be any good, at all, whatsoever?

[Indifferent Clox]

they expect it to cross the rine between good and nickelback.

[Indifferent Clox]

sorry my japanese accent randomly occurs sometimes.

[FakeLaser]

LOL @ Slash and Buckethead not getting one..
lolllllllll

[Bad Company]

yeah definately lol

[Big Fat Mike]

The people at Dr. Pepper are assholes. Creative, ingenuetive...but assholes nonetheless.

[Londoner]

gnr isnt gnr without slash

Agreed, though i would say slash&axl., they both just aren't the same without each other in the same band imo.

Already heard this story soemwhere else still funny to hear about lol.

[Anathema]

Axl Rose is a ecocentric prick and even his fans now hate him. However we love Guns N Roses anyway so if motivates him to get of his ugly ass and record somrthing then all the better :D

[Londoner]

Strangely, no matter how much of an arsehole he is, i still don't hate axl.

[Anathema]

well yeah, he such an arrogant ass that alot of people love him. My mate saw him at download festival and as he walked out he slipped on the carpet and so went back to his trailer till they removed it. Then when he started singing some guy chucked a cup of piss on stage and he mouthed of for about five minutes :p

He loved it though :D so yeah Axl gets away with being a arsehole I guess because its become part of his act (even though he is serious :shifty: )

[Londoner]

Haha thats pretty funny that story.

[McLegend]

Axl Rose is the Greatest of all time.

[therocksays]

i heard chinese democracy was going to be 7 albums or something. which would make sense hes been working on this mother for more than 10 years now. maybe axl will release it just to get a free soda. i can see axl doing dr pepper commerials though hahah

[therocksays]

just to add onto this thread, reports say axl rose has finished his album and turned it in, also he just got a reality tv show, hes crazy it should be interesting to watch

[D Mac]

Guns N faggots