He'll show us, we'll see...tomorrow night!

[KingofOldSchool]

Stevie Richards has replaced Matt Striker in the 24 man battle royal tomorrow night.


Poor Stevie will just be used as a lawn dart by the Great Khali.

[Xero]

Last to enter, first to be eliminated.

[TerranRich]

Khali fodder :(

[Testicle]

I'd mark if stevie won this match and the ECW title, but it will never happen so fuck it.

[Destor]

why does this site have the man crush on stevie richards? he's always been pretty terrible. The only reason he's lasted so long and made it as far as he has is because he doesn't mind giving out the random blowjob. Seriously, whats the deal?

[Testicle]

He was a good worker in ECW, watch his 1997 stuff.

[Testicle]

Plus hes a good guy. Who has never gotten the chance he deserves and has never been taken seriously.

[Destor]

I've watched Stevie for over a decade, I promise I know what you all are praising.

[Destor]

I just don't understand why.

[The Heenan Family]

I'd love Mark Henry to destroy everyone in the BR and then Kill Chavo. He could be a bad ass tweener that just takes people out. Have him fued with Umanga over the ECW title over the summer.

[Destor]

I'm rooting for Colin Delany. Only because it would be hilarious.

[Testicle]

I dont understand why they dont just hire Whipwreck, he cant be older than 34, 35?

[The Optimist]

He's retired, and why would he want to get back on tv just to be humiliated? I love Whipwreck like no one's buisness, but there is no chance of him even touching any kind of belt in WWE.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't know why, but I can see the WWE putting the ECW Title on Mark Henry after SmackDown!. It just seems like a WWE thing to do. I hope that was just a red herring, though. I'm thinking it was, because as the ECW Title Match will logically open up the show (the BR winner gets a shot at Chavo immediately after they win, apparently, and the BR is taking place before WrestleMania, so that would imply the ECW Title Match is either bumped to the pre-show or opens Mania), so it would be a good idea to send a reliable face to open out there. Like Kane.

Stevie Richards is also pretty fucking good. Solid hand in the ring, with a decent amount of personality on him. I think part of the Stevie Richards charm is that he is so misused by the WWE.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, I think Deuce N' Domino need to be taken out of the Battle Royal in place of Paul London and Paul Burchill. Snitsky (after his squash) should be replaced by Big Daddy V.

[Afterlife]

The Man Crush on Stevie is really just empathy. He's a talented guy with a good look and a metric ton of charisma, and just like they said, he's been consistantly mistreated. They had a beautiful chance to really make him IC level huge, after his most recent return, and they blew it after 3 weeks. I guarantee you, if they ran with him the way they've run with hacks like Orton and MVP, they'd have serious top talent on their hands.

[thedamndest]

Colin Delany could = nexy generation Mikey Whipwreck

[Destor]

Should be.

[thedamndest]

By the way, how big do you think Kofi Kingston's penis is? Because based on his jumping abilities, and what Mick Foley had to say about 2 Cold Scorpio, I would say about 19 feet long.

[Destor]

Rofl. please elaborate on what Foley said.

[thedamndest]

Just that 2 Cold Scorpio has like the biggest dong he has ever seen in his life.

[Destor]

LOL yeah, and how does vertical leap play into this equation?

[thedamndest]

I ask you, how doesn't it?

[thedamndest]

This will only be settled by the seeing of Kofi Kingston's weiner.

[Destor]

Any good plans? I'd wager if we take a sign to a WWE live event saying "free white women and chicken for all black weiners." We'd stand a fair chance.

[thedamndest]

We may need the cast of Cool Runnings and a John Candy look-alike, but I think we could do it...

[Testicle]

LOL yeah, and how does vertical leap play into this equation?

Scorpio can jump really high and he has a huge cock.

So...

Kingston can jump high, which means...

[Destor]

Scorpio can jump really high and he has a huge cock.

So...

Kingston can jump high, which means...(To be fair I think the real joke was Foley can jump approx. 1 inch and has a 1 inch cock while Scorpio can jump 1 ft and has a 1ft cock.

By that standard Kofi would have a 2 story dong.)

[Destor]

We may need the cast of Cool Runnings and a John Candy look-alike, but I think we could do it...
:love:Brilliant:love:

Expect like 12 reps in 24 hours.

[Afterlife]

It vindicates my sense of self when I'm not involved with the mancock discussions.