Why does the WWE have so many women?

[DrA]

I was counting how many people were on all the brands, and I counted almost just as many females compared to actual wrestlers. To my knowledge the women's title is exclusively on RAW, so what do they do with the other forty "divas" scattered throughout all the brands?

[El Fangel]

Lots of eye Candy.

[Londoner]

Dunno, they're all shit actors/wrestlers imo apart from maybe one or two.

[Porcupine]

Useless trinkets to excite fans who have recently reached puberty.

[Xero]

They figure that more tits and ass equals more ratings. They hit the maximum years ago. At this point it's like fitting 1000 clowns into a matchbox car.

Or 20,000 dicks in Lita's vagina.

[RP]

I bet all the females are told to please the male wrestler's on the road whenever physically possible.

[RP]

I bet all the females are told to please the male wrestler's on the road whenever physically possible.

atleast when i'm jacking off, this is how i picture it.

[Gerard]

They figure that more tits and ass equals more ratings. They hit the maximum years ago. At this point it's like fitting 1000 clowns into a matchbox car.

Or 20,000 dicks in Lita's vagina.

So pretty easy then? :$

[Xero]

Lita's vagina has a maximum capacity of 17,925 dicks. 19,753 for standing room only.

Though I do hear they're renovating soon.

[Jordan]

I never will understand TPWW or maybe I should say the smark fan's dislike for the WWE Divas. I don't mean to sound like a dick but, are you guys gay? If you are then fine but seriously why WOULDNT you want to see those hot ass girls on TV? They are the hottest women on television and they make watching wrestling a lot less homo.

It's not going to go away, for the past 10 or so years WWE has pushed the Womens division. I want to know whats wrong with hot chicks?

[Porcupine]

I never will understand TPWW or maybe I should say the smark fan's dislike for the WWE Divas. I don't mean to sound like a dick but, are you guys gay? If you are then fine but seriously why WOULDNT you want to see those hot ass girls on TV? They are the hottest women on television and they make watching wrestling a lot less homo.

It's not going to go away, for the past 10 or so years WWE has pushed the Womens division. I want to know whats wrong with hot chicks?

When they wrestle, thats fine. (If they CAN wrestle). When they waste time with "dancing" contests or whatever, its time better spent for ya know, wrestling.

[Xero]

I never will understand TPWW or maybe I should say the smark fan's dislike for the WWE Divas. I don't mean to sound like a dick but, are you guys gay? If you are then fine but seriously why WOULDNT you want to see those hot ass girls on TV? They are the hottest women on television and they make watching wrestling a lot less homo.

It's not going to go away, for the past 10 or so years WWE has pushed the Womens division. I want to know whats wrong with hot chicks?

I wouldn't mind if they had the occasional swimsuit contest or if the ones who can't wrestle were used in other non-wrestling roles, like valets. But the Diva brand is one of their cornerstones, and the majority of the ones they hire can't wrestle - some not even knowing what the business is about, and the ones who can wrestle get pushed to the side for eyecandy.

What it comes down to is that they've pushed untalented, and in some cases flat-out terrible divas and have done so many unsexy-sex-filled angles to the point where if I never saw another woman on WWE TV again I wouldn't be sad.

Give me the Miss Elizabeths, the Micky Jameses, the Trish Stratuses and the Molly Hollys and leave the Marias, Ashleys and Candices either as valets, afterthoughts or on the unemployment line.

[Jaton]

I never will understand TPWW or maybe I should say the smark fan's dislike for the WWE Divas. I don't mean to sound like a dick but, are you guys gay? If you are then fine but seriously why WOULDNT you want to see those hot ass girls on TV? They are the hottest women on television and they make watching wrestling a lot less homo.

It's not going to go away, for the past 10 or so years WWE has pushed the Womens division. I want to know whats wrong with hot chicks?

Nothing is wrong with hot girls on my tv. When that's what I'm in the mood to watch.

[Fox]

I never will understand TPWW or maybe I should say the smark fan's dislike for the WWE Divas. I don't mean to sound like a dick but, are you guys gay? If you are then fine but seriously why WOULDNT you want to see those hot ass girls on TV? They are the hottest women on television and they make watching wrestling a lot less homo.

It's not going to go away, for the past 10 or so years WWE has pushed the Womens division. I want to know whats wrong with hot chicks?

I got TWO WORDS for ya:

"DIVA SEARCH!"

[Stickman]

When they wrestle, thats fine. (If they CAN wrestle). When they waste time with "dancing" contests or whatever, its time better spent for ya know, wrestling.

What's to say that time will be spent on wrestling as opposed to Vince?

[Jura]

Or bad wrestling or matches with people you don't care about like Holly and Rhodes/Cade Murdoch. At least with Cryme Time coming back and having matches with them makes them bearable to watch.

[Dame1]

I find it unfortunate that they have hired so many, like I wish Mickie was never hired(or existed). Divas, are part of the downfall of pro televised wrestling.

[El Fangel]

I find it unfortunate that they have hired so many, like I wish Mickie was never hired(or existed). Divas, are part of the downfall of pro televised wrestling.

I agree that too many were hired.

Mickie was among the few that was pretty good looking AND could wrestle decently.

Since when was Cena in the diva search :wtf:

[The Optimist]

I never will understand TPWW or maybe I should say the smark fan's dislike for the WWE Divas. I don't mean to sound like a dick but, are you guys gay? If you are then fine but seriously why WOULDNT you want to see those hot ass girls on TV? They are the hottest women on television and they make watching wrestling a lot less homo.

It's not going to go away, for the past 10 or so years WWE has pushed the Womens division. I want to know whats wrong with hot chicks?
A. One is enough, two is great, three is a crowd. Two dozen is pushing it.
B. They take up space by having shitty shitty shitty matches. The Nitro Girls were a remarkably good idea in retrospect, cut to them for about ten seconds ever couple of segments then get back to the action. They shouldn't take up ten minutes of time each match.
C. There are almost no female valets/managers anymore. So, it's not even refreshing in that way. They can't decide to bill them as proformers or athletes.

[Mooияakeя™]

Maria's cunt. This is ALL that matters.

[DaVe]

like I wish Mickie was never hired(or existed)

Mickie is the most talented, and best all-round diva the WWE has at the moment. Either you really mean Maria or you are just an idiot. Most probably the latter.

[Jura]

I think this is why she doesn't wear skirts anymore :(

http://www.wwedivaspictures.com/pics/albums/mickie_james/97.jpg

[Dame1]

like I wish Mickie was never hired(or existed)

Mickie is the most talented, and best all-round diva the WWE has at the moment. Either you really mean Maria or you are just an idiot. Most probably the latter.

FUCC YOU.....actually I love Mickie(probably too much), but you are right Maria is a waste of space....

[Xero]

Wow, a real trooper of a troll. He even double posts to correct his correct spelling.

I applaud you, sir.

[Dame1]

Wow, a real trooper of a troll. He even double posts to correct his correct spelling.

I applaud you, sir.

Shut up you fat ugly old man.

[Xero]

Man, you are so full of insight! You got me spot on!

Have some green rep. :)

[Dame1]

Man, you are so full of insight! You got me spot on!

Have some green rep. :)

Wam bam I don't give a fuck about you greeen red, or your red reps or you yellow piss color reps. Shove them up your ass junior.:y:

[DaVe]

So... Dame1, after all he's done the last few days, still has positive rep. Amazing.

[D Mac]

So... Dame1, after all he's done the last few days, still is not banned. Amazing.

[The Optimist]

Maria is hot. Candice Michelle is a waste of space.

[Xero]

Wam bam I don't give a fuck about you greeen red, or your red reps or you yellow piss color reps. Shove them up your ass junior.:y:
You're a genius! Are you into professional comedy or something? You seriously need to go into it, this is gold! You're the man!

I'd green rep you again if I could. :)

[JT]

If I may, I would like to compair the divas to fireworks...

I find fireworks very pretty and amazing to watch, but after 5-10 minutes, I'm a bit bored of it. When it comes to the divas, they are sexy and watching someone like Maria come to the ring isn't bad, but if that's all I'm getting...well I do have Cinemax and the internet.

If you're going to place women in wrestling, well lets hope they can wrestle or add something decent to the show. Trish did, Vicky still can, and Mickie isn't bad herself. People like Maria, Melina, and even Julian Hall can make for decent valets. However, 15-30 minutes dedicated to terrible softcore porn and wrestling matches doesn't add to the show or make me more interested to watch.

I think the women who aren't good in the ring should start working with some wrestlers that need that extra something. There are a few guys on the roster who could use either a mic piece or something extra to add to their character ( Matt Hardy, Shelton, Richards, Cade and Murdock, etc). And if those people want to be placed in a fight...well I never hated an ECW catfight. ^_~

[Mr. Nerfect]

I never will understand TPWW or maybe I should say the smark fan's dislike for the WWE Divas. I don't mean to sound like a dick but, are you guys gay? If you are then fine but seriously why WOULDNT you want to see those hot ass girls on TV? They are the hottest women on television and they make watching wrestling a lot less homo.

It's not going to go away, for the past 10 or so years WWE has pushed the Womens division. I want to know whats wrong with hot chicks?

Xero pretty much hit the nail on the head, but I'm going to present my thoughts on the matter, anyway:

1) These girls need to get paid. The Diva Search was, at one stage, $250,000 worth from the WWE. That money could have gone towards doing something like hiring talent worth having around. It just disturbs me that come Spring cleaning, Johnny Jeter will probably have to get a new job, while Kelly Kelly cashes in paychecks for doing nothing that porn or Google Images doesn't do better.

Fuck, it's even more disturbing when there are hot and talented women out there (like Gail Kim, Molly Holly and Cheerleader Melissa) that can't fit on WWE programming, but there are useless sluts they can find the time for.

2) Watching girls eating ice-cream as if it's "sexy," regardless of how old the girls are, makes me feel like a pervert. I just can't watch the kind of "competitions" the WWE have without feeling dirty and pathetic. If the Divas want to softcore demonstrations, I'd actually be fine and captivated by that, but the way things are, the WWE doesn't know how to present women as sexy.

3) They aren't the sexiest women on television. They are some of the sexiest women that weren't sexy enough for television.

If the WWE wants to hire the occasional hot chick to be a valet, I'm all for it. Ashley was great for helping London & Kendrick get over with the crowd. Matt Hardy could use a Maria at his side. I don't see the purpose in having Lena Yada under contract, though, for example. Cut her, keep the money. She doesn't even serve a "hot" purpose.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I also think that it makes no sense they are presented as female role models. I don't mind the occasional slutty girl making a case for being slutty, but I absolutely loathe the WWE's stance of "getting naked = good female behaviour." Just once it would be nice to have a female character who was hot, but didn't use that as her sole purpose for being. Trish Stratus almost overcame it. Well, she pretty much did.

Just once, I'd like to see a character like Victoria or Melina act slutty, and be presented as a faulty person for it.

Unrelated note: The WWE also has an awful taste in women. Why the fuck is Brooke's ass not still on WWE TV?

[Destor]

fuck the WWE Divas. I FUCKING LOVE WOMENS WRESTLING. Love it. I'd put Trish Stratus in my top 20 of ALL TIME. hot chicks + good wrestling = my dream. But WWE doesn't give me that. They give me half the equation. All week long every TV show I see has half naked women. i could turn on anything I want to see it. No prob. Hell with the Interent I could watch them get fucked. When I turn on wrestling I WANT TO SEE WRESTLING. The TNA womens division is fantastic, it is the ONLY REASON I tune into TNA each week. It's fantastic.

Am I gay for hating the Divas? Nah, I'm a wrestling fan for hating them.

[Destor]

:rant:

[Xero]

WWE should just do what they've been building for years and start WWE Porn Films.

I mean, shit, with the music library alone you have merit for a porn division.

Who wouldn't want to see these classics:

800 on 1 starring Amy Dumas

Up my Dumass

Bangin' on The Edge

D-Generation Sex

new Porn order

Scat Cats starring Randy Orton

Ass from the Grave

John Blows Loads

ECFnW: Edge and Christian Fucking Whores

MVP in More Vaginas, Please

Shocker V1

The Giant Venis Collection volumes 1-20

The list goes on and on...

[Destor]

That would be a better use of their female "talent." Kelly Kelly might not look out of place for the first time in her proffesional career.

[Hanso Amore]

They can manage to have 40 of them, but fired Trinity and Ariel (my favs)

and somehow Victoria isnt a top diva.

that bitch is fucking HOT!

[DrA]

Also, none of these divas do anything to distinguish themselves from one another. I could not tell you a single difference between Candice Michelle and Michelle McCool.

[Destor]

McCool can work someting that resembles a match.

[Lux]

WWE has to many women because... well its the WWE, why do they do half the shit they do

[Blitz]

Candice Michelle has gotten significantly better since she was hired, tho.

[Destor]

Candice Michelle has gotten significantly better since she was hired, tho.
But did that really take much?

[D Mac]

BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

[The Optimist]

Also, none of these divas do anything to distinguish themselves from one another. I could not tell you a single difference between Candice Michelle and Michelle McCool.I'm beating a dead horse here, but Michelle McCool is hot. Hotness is very much the alternative to Candice.








Cuz she ugly.

[Lux]

Your right you are beating a dead horse, Michelle sucks balls and between the two Candice is the perfered pick, get over it

[RGWhat316]

I'll never quite understand WWE's way of hiring models and teaching them to wrestle instead of getting actual female wrestlers. There are perfectly fine women down in the indys like ROH and Shimmer that look good and can put on good matches as well. Hell, even when some of them try out for the diva search like Talia Madison, and get cut, something is really wrong.

[St. Jimmy]

Because someone has to go fetch plates from the Catering Truck.

[Blitz]

But did that really take much?
Yeah. She could have easily sat on her ass and collected a paycheck for looking good. But she's working at being better. Can't fault that.

[McLegend]

Candice Michelle has my respect.

[Jura]

I actually like Candice. Maria, I don't see getting any better in the ring. It's funny how the heels are the ones who are most likely the ones who can wrestle.