Somewhat amusing read on the WWE...

[Purgatory]

It's got a few funny moments...and a few unfunny moments:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/WWE#In_the_beginning...

[Fox]

Chris Jericho

Chris Jericho invented Microsoft in 1972. He forgot how he did it in 2007 so he tried to write the code for Windows again. When all he could write was bits of binary and stuff about him returning to wrestling, he decided he might as well do that. Thus far, he has mainly looked a bit odd due to his short hair and his magician getup and people seem to have forgotten to cheer for him, as they would rather Eddie Guerrero had come back and punched his widow Vickie in the head for being shit. Chris Jericho has recently been voted "worst canadian role model" because of the fact that he openly stated that he is the only Canadian on the planet who 'loves' HBK Shawn Michaels since his teenage years. This proves why he doesn't get a crowd reaction since his return to the WWE from all fans watching at home or at wrestling arena's.

LOL

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, there's like, an entire shrine of WWE parodies on that site lol.

[Gerard]

I like how benoits name is shown as a black box. :lol:

[Impact!]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chris_benoit

[PorkSoda]

Cena is also a fan of the interwebs, using such terms as Fuck U, Shut The Fuck Up, and OMGWTFBBQLOL.

Considering im at the library right now, that made me LOL

[DarKCentaur]

Cena is also a fan of the interwebs, using such terms as Fuck U, Shut The Fuck Up, and OMGWTFBBQLOL.

Considering im at the library right now, that made me LOL

Makes me think this was written by the guys at Something Awful

[Kane Knight]

I have to post this, if for no other reason than to see how the formatting comes out here.

<code>“Flying Dad-Bomb!”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ █████ ██████ before murdering his son. </code> </dd></dl> <code>“Mmmm watcha saaayyyy...”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ Dear Sister during █████ ██████'s killing of his son. </code> </dd></dl> <code>“Who the hell is that?”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ WWE (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/WWE) on █████ ██████</code> </dd></dl> <code>“Who the hell is that?”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ TNA (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/TNA) on █████ ██████</code> </dd></dl> <code>“What a fucker.”</code>

<dl><dd><code>~ Mark Twain (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain) on █████ ██████</code> </dd></dl> <code>“<s>I have nothing to declare exce...</s> Actually, could you not quote me? I don't want to be associated with █████ ██████.”</code>

[Kane Knight]

A Note From The WWE

By the way, none of this was due to steroids. Alright, schmuck?




I think we found Afterlife's sources.

[#1-norm-fan]

CM Punk does not use steroids, tobacco, drugs or alcohol, although his addiction to competition has landed him in Competition Rehab numerous times.

[Blue Demon]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Chris_benoit

I just read that one :rofl::rofl:

[BigDaddyCool]

The one about Nash is priceless.

[Kane Knight]

CM Punk does not use steroids, tobacco, drugs or alcohol, although his addiction to competition has landed him in Competition Rehab numerous times.:rofl:

[Xero]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Warrior

LOL

[Juan]

:?:

[True Brit Grit]

I just read that one :rofl::rofl:

Absolutely thrilled that 'Where's my chicken, you bitch?' made it on there.

[TerranRich]

Hogan now spends his time sewing up all the Hulkamania shirts that he destroyed during his time in the WWF.

That would made me ROFFLE

[El Fangel]

That would made me ROFFLE

Seconded.

[TerranRich]

WTF? I can type not good!

I meant "That ONE made me ROFFLE"

[Kane Knight]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Ultimate_Warrior

LOL

The Ultimate Warrior hails from Parts Unknown, Area 5150 and lives there unto this day. If you don't know where that is, it's roughly 900 miles south of Dudleyville.

I think it's the first left after the Red Light District.