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BigDaddyCool
04-02-2008, 02:39 PM
How come he has a superstar page on WWE.com and keeps showing up every week on ECW if he doesn't have a contract and doesn't officially work for WWE?

Afterlife
04-02-2008, 02:46 PM
He's Dreamer's little man-friend. He can do as he pleases.

That, and he gets paid show-by-show, as opposed to an extended contractual agreement. As for the Superstars page...ummmm... He hacked their system and put it there himself. Yeah! Yeah, that's it. That's definitely the physique of a computer wiz!

All of this is true. :shifty:

Jordan
04-02-2008, 03:43 PM
Delaney is gold. I loved it when he snapped and went hardcore.

Afterlife
04-02-2008, 04:17 PM
His facial expressions are priceless, too. His "God dammit" look when Big Show came out was fantastic.

Juan
04-02-2008, 04:45 PM
He likes working for free.

BigDaddyCool
04-02-2008, 05:13 PM
Personally I would like to see a monster come out with a heart. You have Colin standing there piss scared, the big guy gives him a hand shake, bell rings, big guy hits his finishing move letting the match end fast, then helps Colin up and dusts him off, trying to be nice and showing him it is nothing personal.

Indifferent Clox
04-02-2008, 05:22 PM
I would have liked to see him at least try in his match against the Big Show.

Mooияakeя™
04-02-2008, 05:28 PM
It just stuns me that he's on a WWE set. I mean... no roids. Surely, no roids. Damn, maybe they are serious :shifty:

Dorkchop
04-02-2008, 05:44 PM
It's crazy that they're giving this guy so much tv time. Don't get me wrong, I'm actually enjoying this, but the guy is smaller than me.

Maybe they really are trying to push their no roids policy. I wonder how many WWE superstars would look like him if they weren't on roids. :shifty:

BigDaddyCool
04-02-2008, 07:39 PM
It's crazy that they're giving this guy so much tv time. Don't get me wrong, I'm actually enjoying this, but the guy is smaller than me.

Maybe they really are trying to push their no roids policy. I wonder how many WWE superstars would look like him if they weren't on roids. :shifty:

He is bigger than Rey.

Mr. Nerfect
04-02-2008, 08:01 PM
I think of it as him working on a paid-per-appearance schedule. Like how "local wrestlers" would be. As for the Superstars page, my guess is that that WWE.com has just caught on to this guy working time and time again for ECW, because he seems to connect with the crowd, and they realise that advertising him, despite not being an ongoing employee would be the best approach.

As for Delaney, I'd like to see a giant destroy him one day in a contract match, and then feel bad, and lay down, put Delaney's arm over him, and Colin gets a contract which infuriates Colin Delaney. Mark Henry seems to be getting closer and closer to a face turn, so this could be how they do it. Move him to ECW as Colin Delaney's helping hand.

Blitz
04-02-2008, 09:40 PM
Colin Delaney is amazing.

Dorkchop
04-02-2008, 09:57 PM
According to WWE he has about 5 - 7 lbs on me. Oh well.. at least I can claim to have a better and paler body than him.

Juan
04-02-2008, 10:15 PM
I think Armando Estrada is gonna make Delaney and Tommy Dreamer face off in an extreme rules match for the contract.

KingofOldSchool
04-02-2008, 10:29 PM
Colin needs to go back to the fifth rate indy fed he came from.

Mr. Nerfect
04-03-2008, 12:30 AM
Colin needs to go back to the fifth rate indy fed he came from.

As far as independent feds go, CHIKARA is fourth rate at the very worst.

Blitz
04-03-2008, 01:21 AM
Chikara is prolly the number 4 indy fed yeah.

ROH
CZW
PWG
Chikara

thecc
04-03-2008, 01:55 AM
Wow, ranking czw at #2.

Blitz
04-03-2008, 01:56 AM
Well. In terms of notoriety, not quality.

thecc
04-03-2008, 02:01 AM
I think I would rank PWG higher now. Even when it comes to notoriety no one cares about CZE anymore for the most part. It's really a shame considering in 2005 they were getting like 600-700 people a month. Now I think they barely draw 200.

Dave Youell
04-03-2008, 03:48 AM
LOL!!! My fed draws more than 200

CSF > CZW

Hurrah!

Mr. Monday Morning
04-03-2008, 06:47 AM
Could've sworn I read something about him signing a few weeks ago, like end of February time.

KingofOldSchool
04-03-2008, 06:58 AM
Chikara is prolly the number 4 indy fed yeah.

ROH
CZW
PWG
Chikara

FIP > SHIMMER > Chikara

Dave Youell
04-03-2008, 07:59 AM
Could've sworn I read something about him signing a few weeks ago, like end of February time.

Yeah he was on a week by week deal, but has an offical contract, but in storyline world, he still doesn't have one

TerranRich
04-03-2008, 12:33 PM
Does this guy have a theme yet?

RGWhat316
04-03-2008, 02:40 PM
I actually thought Show was gonna let him get the contract. But maybe since he let one person get a contract on him already, Zach Gowen, he wasn't going to let it happen again.

Afterlife
04-03-2008, 02:49 PM
Show probably didn't think Colin needed that kind of help. After all, Delaney's got a leg-up on Gowen.

Rollermacka
04-03-2008, 03:37 PM
Show probably didn't think Colin needed that kind of help. After all, Delaney's got a leg-up on Gowen.

:rofl: Thats a low blow, funny, but a cheap shot none the less. I think Delaney may be contracted by the WWE now, just kinda using the "fighting for the contract" thing as a gimmick kinda like the Misfits In Action back in WCW getting "fired" but still wrestling by changing there names (I dont remember about the gimmick much I kinda changed the channel after G.I. Bro :shifty:)


As far as wrestlers go I actually think that Zack Gowen is a better and mush more entertaining wrestler to watch.

Mr. Monday Morning
04-03-2008, 04:53 PM
Yeah he was on a week by week deal, but has an offical contract, but in storyline world, he still doesn't have one

oic

Y2Ant
04-03-2008, 05:18 PM
Personally I would like to see him join the Hindu World Order ALAYLIAAAAAAAAAAA

Tommy Gunn
04-06-2008, 12:15 PM
CAWlin Delaney looks like a create-a-wrestler in SVR when you drop all the stats to -100.

HeartBreakMan2k
04-06-2008, 04:49 PM
They're trying to re-do the Mikey Whipwreck ECW angle with someone less talented.

St. Jimmy
04-06-2008, 04:54 PM
If you put Mikey Whipwreck and CM Punk in the same tryout lineup, I'd hire Mikey Whipwreck. Alls I'm sayin'.

HeartBreakMan2k
04-06-2008, 06:28 PM
That's cause Mikey was beyond the man.

Afterlife
04-06-2008, 07:25 PM
So, you're saying Mikey Whipwreck > Ric Flair? (I'm an instigator.)

HeartBreakMan2k
04-06-2008, 07:54 PM
No that would be beyond The Man. By not capping 'the man' I was refering to Punk.

BTW Fuck off

Afterlife
04-07-2008, 08:25 AM
Just askin', homie.