The First annual Alienoid's Choice Award Nomination thread! [Archive]

BigDaddyCool

04-07-2008, 05:08 PM

That is right, the first ever Alienoid's Choice Award is coming up. An award that goes out to the worst wrestlers ever. Strangley enough, Noid's opinion on the matter will probably be disregarded. Anyhow it is nominating time. This award celibrates the crappiest, most loathsome wrestler in existance. You know the ones that you constantly ask, how does he even have a job, you know guys like Mike Knox, Lance Hoyt, and Doug Basham and even those old timers out there like Dennis Stamp.

So start nominating and we will vote later. Please explain why you nominated whoever you nominate.

Mister Sinister

04-07-2008, 05:10 PM

That is right, the first ever Alienoid's Choice Award is coming up. An award that goes out to the worst wrestlers ever. Strangley enough, Noid's opinion on the matter will probably be disregarded. Anyhow it is nominating time. This award celibrates the crappiest, most loathsome wrestler in existance. You know the ones that you constantly ask, how does he even have a job, you know guys like Mike Knox, Lance Hoyt, and KEVIN NASH and even those old timers out there like Dennis Stamp.

BigDaddyCool

04-07-2008, 05:11 PM

Hey Nash is hilarous and entertaining. So you can go fuck yourself Helmsphere. You bastard. Plus Noid doesn't even like Nash, which means Nash must be good.

Fox

04-07-2008, 05:15 PM

He's only done a couple of matches, but I want to say "Bullet" Bob Armstrong, i.e. BG James' father.

Whenever I hear that they have brought him in for an angle I instantly want to turn off to TNA.

Also, Shark Boy. Fuck you, Shark Boy.

Mister Sinister

04-07-2008, 05:15 PM

Just busting your chops, I actually enjoy good old Silverfox, and got into a argument with a puro fan last week, how he complained Nash hasn't been entertaining for 15 years, it's a sad day when I come to Nash defense, but anyone who plays Bass Armstrong is okay in my book.

As for this actual thread.

I nominate Mike Knox, biggest waste of a roster space ever.

BigDaddyCool

04-07-2008, 05:17 PM

Sharkboy isn't that bad.

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 05:21 PM

Mike Knox is a solid worker, just not all that charismatic.

I'm gonna go with Mark Henry here. I was only ever SLIGHTLY entertained by him when he was teaming with D'Lo, but these days I get so upset when I see him wrestle, speak, or do anything. I can not stand watching him.

Mister Sinister

04-07-2008, 05:23 PM

I want to agree with you Thriller, but I have no been mildly entertained by a Mike Knox match, even ones where Sabu is just throwing chairs up in his grill.

I know Paul E was very big on the guy, I want to see that, just haven't...

And yeah, Herny is worse then Knox.

BigDaddyCool

04-07-2008, 05:25 PM

I preffer Henry over Knox only because Knox doesn't have Henry's size. If they were the same size, then I would dislike both equally.

McLegend

04-07-2008, 05:27 PM

I offically nominate Lance Hoyt.

He is a guy and he has a tramp stamp. That is how the kids say "Nuff said."

Loose Cannon

04-07-2008, 05:30 PM

lol that guy from Team Canada that did absolutely nothing.

thedamndest

04-07-2008, 05:32 PM

Probably the Yetay.

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 05:32 PM

Knox is so much more solid in the ring than Henry. You have to be akin to the brawling stlye to appreciate him. He's also deceivingly agile.

Savio

04-07-2008, 05:33 PM

Bob Holly

Fabien Barthez

04-07-2008, 05:33 PM

Khali for me. He may be massive, but that just means you can see his horrific work from further away than anyone else. He can't promo either. He is just.... a large man.

I feel bad for all the actual wrestlers who he offends by being refered to as one.

McLegend

04-07-2008, 05:33 PM

lol that guy from Team Canada that did absolutely nothing.

A-1

thedamndest

04-07-2008, 05:33 PM

I've had turds that are deceivingly agile as they float to the top of the toilet.

Savio

04-07-2008, 05:36 PM

Heros Welcome

04-07-2008, 05:36 PM

Jimmy Rave.

Reason being he fuckin sucks, and he likes balls. Also to quote Inno "Best thing he ever did was get his jaw broken by Nigel."

Fabien Barthez

04-07-2008, 05:40 PM

He's a former world champ

Then I take it back. :D

I pick Mike Knox! :mad::mad:

But not Dennis Stamp. I mean, can you name me ANYBODY who could get a match out of Dory Funk Jr like him?

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 05:41 PM

I've had turds that are deceivingly agile as they float to the top of the toilet.

You've gotta enjoy that.

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 05:42 PM

All right, that's it, I'm starting the Mike Knox fan club. WHOSE WITH ME????

Fabien Barthez

04-07-2008, 05:45 PM

A Mcmahon of some description it would seem....

#BROKEN Hasney

04-07-2008, 05:45 PM

Rey Mysterio. EVERY FUCKING MATCH IS THE SAME.

Drop Toe Hold
HOLY SHIT 619!!!
Oh no, something made him fuck up the West Coast Pop now he loses.

Fuck off back to the midget feds, or swap you with The Juice or something

#BROKEN Hasney

04-07-2008, 05:46 PM

And by "The Juice" i mean Juvi, not steroids.

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 05:49 PM

Still waiting for Knox Fan Club (KFC) members.

#BROKEN Hasney

04-07-2008, 05:50 PM

Still waiting for Knox Fan Club (KFC) members.

You just want the roids from his crawl space :(

Maybe you can be his prison pen-pal :D

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 05:54 PM

I guess being deceiviningly agile is a good skill to have in prison, so good for him.

#BROKEN Hasney

04-07-2008, 05:55 PM

He's big enough to be the giver. Maybe he's agile enough to slip-in unoticed.

Fabien Barthez

04-07-2008, 06:04 PM

Prison Jobber?

#BROKEN Hasney

04-07-2008, 06:06 PM

Nah... MK is going straught to the top of prison. He will be the next big thing.

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 06:11 PM

All right, enough slandering, who wants to join the KFC?

#BROKEN Hasney

04-07-2008, 06:15 PM

I've changed my mind on him being the next big thing. If he's been juicing he woulda shrank down there somewhat. He'll just have to be the next thing.

Dorkchop

04-07-2008, 06:21 PM

I nominate Lance Hoyt and Jimmy Rave. I can't decide who I hate more.

Xero

04-07-2008, 06:24 PM

Snitsky.

Because he's Snitsky.

Anybody Thrilla

04-07-2008, 06:29 PM

Snitsky was fantastic around the time of Edge and Lita's wedding.

"It's not my fault, the things love can do to us. Just like it's not my fault there was a dead baby in your uterus."

thedamndest

04-07-2008, 06:38 PM

I am going to join the KFC because I just read about him being the guy who (allegedly) sold a house full of steroids.

Fabien Barthez

04-07-2008, 06:42 PM

http://thefightnetwork.com/news_detail.php?nid=6802

Haha! Yeah, he DEFFINATELY gets my vote now!

Destor

04-07-2008, 06:50 PM

Since Jimmy Rave (sucks) has already been nominated I'm gonna say Hogan.

Yeah, Hogan.

IC Champion

04-07-2008, 06:52 PM

Hmmm, it's very difficult to just choose one.....

St. Jimmy

04-07-2008, 06:53 PM

MVP

Kane Knight

04-07-2008, 07:56 PM

John Morrison.

Indifferent Clox

04-07-2008, 08:37 PM

I enjoy mike knox's work.. so whatever

Impact!

04-07-2008, 09:15 PM

MAKE SOME NOISE X-PAAAC (X-PAAAAC)

BigDaddyCool

04-07-2008, 09:46 PM

I enjoy mike knox's work.. so whatever

Yeah, but no one cares what you think.

Mr. Nerfect

04-07-2008, 11:27 PM

The ironic thing about this thread is that I only "like" one of the three wrestlers BDC listed for me. Guy can't even make fun of me well.

Mr. Nerfect

04-07-2008, 11:31 PM

Yeah, but no one cares what you think.

And people care what you think? Alright, whatever...

I have to nominate BG James. It's not that he's so terrible, it's just that he can never entertain me in the ring. His mic skills were acceptable, I guess, but overrated. I just get turned off by the prospect of a BG James match, or anything involved BG James.

Also, I generally like wrestlers that are great in the ring, but are too "indie" to make it in the WWE. If you were going to do "Alienoid's Choice," you should have made it for guys like Jamie Noble, Paul London & Brian Kendrick. Really bad slander...

Good Ol JG

04-08-2008, 07:43 AM

Can't believe he's not been nominated yet, the obvious choice. John Fucking Cena. Fuck Cena, he sucks.

CSL

04-08-2008, 07:52 AM

X Pac, Jimmy Rave, MVP and John Cena being nominated in a worst wrestler ever thread is pretty daft although it's all personal choice

David Flair, El Gigante/Giant Gonzalez and Zeus would be my 'nominations'

Kane Knight

04-08-2008, 07:53 AM

The ironic thing about this thread is that I only "like" one of the three wrestlers BDC listed for me. Guy can't even make fun of me well.

I wouldn't say that....

Impact!

04-08-2008, 09:32 AM

Whoever said MVP should die in a fire

Innovator

04-08-2008, 09:46 AM

Jimmy Rave and Lance Hoyt

BigDaddyCool

04-08-2008, 10:39 AM

Shut up Noid, at least you have an award named after you.

St. Jimmy

04-08-2008, 03:04 PM

Whoever said MVP should die in a fire

Ironic coming from a guy who's obviously flaming. :naughty:

Vastardikai

04-08-2008, 05:29 PM

I nominate Mike Knox.

My first impression of him was "Generic Hoss." Everything, and god damn do I mean EVERYTHING about him screams generic. The name, the look, the in ring ability, EVERYTHING.