OFFICIAL RAW Thread - 4/8/08

[Londoner]

strangely this is the most interesting match so far

[KingofOldSchool]

SEE YA MARIA

[Londoner]

nah not really

[BigDaddyCool]

Like Lance Storm and Chris Candido?

ECW doesn't count.

[Fabien Barthez]

LOL, HBM's Shiney hat.

[Gerard]

For a minute i thought that was gonna be another f5 like lesnar hit orton with, caught him off the cross body rolled over flipped him up then bang.

[Londoner]

FINALLY HIGHLIGHT REELS NEXT

[BigDaddyCool]

Bundy still wrestles? I'm all for it.

I was talking about the big black lady.

[NeanderCarl]

ECW doesn't count.

MVP and Matt Hardy did well for months.

[NeanderCarl]

I was talking about the big black lady.

Shelton's Momma?

[Volchok]

meh

[Gerard]

FINALLY HIGHLIGHT REELS NEXT

Yes im sure jerichos witty one liners that havn''t changed or been added to since 1998 will amuse and entertain all. :|

[Londoner]

yeh fuck it tho fuck all else has happened

[Londoner]

Y2JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[Gerard]

Here we go, mr sparkles is on his way.

[DarKCentaur]

Has a contract signing ever gone smoothly?

[Gerard]

Ooh no ambigiously GAY wrestling attire this week.

[BigDaddyCool]

MVP and Matt Hardy did well for months.

They were forced to via tag team titles.

[BigDaddyCool]

Shelton's Momma?

Sure.

[Gerard]

*goes into comatose state*

[Londoner]

'emotional' 'intense' two things lacking from tonights show..

[owenbrown]

DANCIN' DAVE!!!

[Gerard]

At least khali is funny to listen to, why cant he have the punjab show?

[DarKCentaur]

Batista vs HBK: The only interesting thing on RAW so far

[Fox]

Wearing sunglasses inside? Batista must think he's The Rock now.

[BigDaddyCool]

Batista is a grandpa.

[Gerard]

and now the big pause for the home boy kid

[DarKCentaur]

And I'm not counting Maria's boobs.

[Londoner]

HBKKKKKKKKKK

[Fox]

It's the HBM

[BigDaddyCool]

It is the Heart Break Man Jericho, you stupid fucking canuck. Go play some hockey you syrup drinking bastard. :mad:

[Linkbowler]

Why do they even have chairs in the ring? Nobody ever sits on them.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mixed reaction I didn't hear a mixed reaction.

[BigDaddyCool]

Flair should have been retired 5 years ago.

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[Fox]

That was a rough moonsault

[NeanderCarl]

Flair should have been retired 15 years ago.

[KingofOldSchool]

Flair should have never retired.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's SORRY, not SOWRY!

[Fox]

HBK looks cross-eyed under that hat.

[Gerard]

The high and mighty DEACON to you bitch.

[Londoner]

batistas sounding like a fucking cry baby

[BigDaddyCool]

Pronounce sorry right you dumb ice monkey maple leaf wearing shit breath. Batista can pronouce sorry correctly.

[Fox]

lol "the high and mighty Batista" - isn't that blasphemy, Shawn?

[Gerard]

Whys michaels always sound like hes choking on a chainsaw?

[KingofOldSchool]

HBK with valid points, he MUST be a heel now.

[jerichoholicninja]

i like when wrestlers call each other by their real name.

[Londoner]

lol nice promo by hbk

[Gerard]

AAand here comes the michaels self handjob speech.

[BigDaddyCool]

One man to put Bret Hart in a sharpshooter.

[Fox]

pretty good promo by shawn so far

[Londoner]

lol dave batista

[Londoner]

waa waa waa 'i trusted you' waa waa waa

[Fox]

Spinebuster time?

[Gerard]

Now comes the big pimp for the next ppv.

[owenbrown]

Are they allegedly trying to turn this into a worked shoot? :wtf:

[KingofOldSchool]

One little kid cheering for Batista.

[BigDaddyCool]

Super kick that old man.

[Fox]

"I already have"? What does that mean?

[Londoner]

weak way to end it

[SammyG]

That was pretty good

[Londoner]

right im off fuck the main event night all

[ClockShot]

Meh.

Good night.

[owenbrown]

JOHN CENA NO-SELLS HIS WAY TO ANOTHER TITLE MATCH AGAINST HHH/JBL LIVE NEXT!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

"I already have"? What does that mean?

He got a match made between him and HBK for Backlash.

[Fabien Barthez]

That was the difference between the best and the wannabe by the quality of mic work.

When the hell did Jericho sneak off?


Right, Im heading off, can't be bothered with this final shite.

Good thread, good night. :wave:

[Gerard]

Its funny for cena to have so many gay jokes that hes wearing a t shirt showing a computerised image of himself proudly displaying his wanking hand.

[Destor]

lol "the high and mighty Batista" - isn't that blasphemy, Shawn?
Ummm...no. It isn't.

[Azriel]

That was really weak finish to a great promo.

[BigDaddyCool]

I have realible sources that are telling me that HHH has kryptonite in the sledgehammer under the ring.

[BigDaddyCool]

That was the difference between the best and the wannabe by the quality of mic work.

When the hell did Jericho sneak off?


Right, Im heading off, can't be bothered with this final shite.

Good thread, good night. :wave:

Are you saying Jericho isn't the best? :wtf: Impossible.

[Gerard]

LMAO regal looks so tough with that little fluffy haircut of his.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Regal is jobbing in his home country.

[Azriel]

Regal going for some tweener action right there

[KingofOldSchool]

TIME FOR CENA TO DOMINATE

[DarKCentaur]

Haha, I guess you're only allowed one entrance per night.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why does Cena give that salute again? Cause he was in some crappy moive a few years ago?

[BigDaddyCool]

Haha, I guess you're only allowed one entrance per night.

Cena got 2. :shifty:

[Fox]

Triple H turns on JBL or something for the finish.

[Gerard]

"we've cena nuff" :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

CENA MUST WIN

[Azriel]

Kill him Orton, please

[NeanderCarl]

All the advertising for Backlash is promoting a Triple Threat, therefore somebody is probably going to cost Cena the match tonight, and we'll see Cena in a midcard match at Backlash... well, here's hoping anyway. Maybe Ken Kennedy?

[BigDaddyCool]

JBL and HHH are starting strong so Cena will win.

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H turns on JBL or something for the finish.

Of course that would be stupid of Triple H since that would be one more person in that match.

[Gerard]

Probably will be a 4 way, wwe seem to change their minds on matches right upto the last minute.

[Fabien Barthez]

I wasn't even talking about Jericho at all. How dare I ignore him 'saving' Raw though...

Speaking of... speaking, more abysmality from Regal. He has offended me tonight with his shitness.

Serious, Night.

[BigDaddyCool]

I wasn't even talking about Jericho at all. How dare I ignore him 'saving' Raw though...

Speaking of... speaking, more abysmality from Regal. He has offended me tonight with his shitness.

Serious, Night.

Ah.

[Gerard]

That run into pads with around 6 inches of stuffing must hurt incredibly badly.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL's too fat and too lazy to lift up his hand to tag out.

[NeanderCarl]

Of course that would be stupid of Triple H since that would be one more person in that match.

Didn't stop him in Cena's WrestleMania qualification match.

[Gerard]

Looks like the prediction of hhh turning on jbl might come true if jbl refuses to tag him in. Wouldnt be suprised if all hhh does is a pedigree and nothing more.

[DarKCentaur]

Didn't they do a Fatal Four Way last year at Backlash too?

[Fox]

Of course that would be stupid of Triple H since that would be one more person in that match.

We are talking about the same Triple H who counted the pinfall that led to John Cena entering the main event for WM with himself and Randy Orton, right?

I.E. WWE + Logic = Error.

[NeanderCarl]

Didn't they do a Fatal Four Way last year at Backlash too?

They might as well change the PPV name from WWE Backlash to WWE Rehash.

Every year its just WrestleMania rematches with a less interesting twist.

[NeanderCarl]

Jesus

[Fox]

Predictable as fuck.

[Gerard]

shock result...ahem

[KingofOldSchool]

What a clusterfuck finish.

[Destor]

Im shocked that Cena over came the odds

[Fox]

They should introduce the Double Jeopardy match to WWE. Getting sick of Fatal Fourway matches.

[NeanderCarl]

The only fresh man in the match, JBL, just got pinned. Brill.

[Fox]

Voy a Halo. Peace out TPdub.

[Azriel]

Well, except the Highlight Reel and Cryme Tyme's mini promo, and seeing Mickie back, this RAW blew serious chunks. Night all.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Why didn't Orton just start attacking JBL so Cena could get DQ'ed and thus stay out of Backlash?</font> :( :o

[owenbrown]

FUCK! :foc: FUCK YOU WWE! FUCK YOU JOHN CENA! FUCK YOU MARKS!

[Azriel]

Cause Regal would probably put Cena in anyway to punish Orton

[Fabien Barthez]

In fact, That Raw was so bad, I'm rolling another joint because I don't want to go to bed on such sheer dissapointment.

Im watching the infomercial for the Halogen Oven on SS3 also. Its a genius invention.

[Better Than You]

Shit show. Good thing I'm an indy fan or I don't know what I'd do.