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CSL
04-10-2008, 07:43 PM
There was a major robbery backstage at WrestleMania 24 at the Citrus Bowl in Orlando. Someone stole Batista's Rolex watch, which is worth $60,000. Also stolen were money, wallets, passports and keys. One of the passports stolen belongs to Matt Hardy. Things are hectic in the WWE office as they're trying to get duplicates as fast as they can due to the upcoming overseas tour, which starts this Friday.

Let the Cryme Tyme gags ensue
Heros Welcome
04-10-2008, 07:45 PM
I was actually going to call this "ROBBIES REVENGE!!"
FourFifty
04-10-2008, 07:49 PM
I'm sure there was a conversation that went something like this....

Matt: God damn it! My passport was stolen! I am so pissed off! What else could go wrong?
Jeff: :|
RVDmark
04-10-2008, 07:52 PM
If you desire it, they can aquire it...

So who ordered a Matt Hardy passport and why. Funniest answer gets rep.
RVDmark
04-10-2008, 07:53 PM
I'm sure there was a conversation that went something like this....

Matt: God damn it! My passport was stolen! I am so pissed off! What else could go wrong?
Jeff: :|

Jeff wasn't even there. He had been sent home, whereupon it burnt down, is WWE really trying to send him a message :shifty:
Xero
04-10-2008, 08:02 PM
Some Brit REALLY didn't want WWE coming to Europe..
Porcupine
04-10-2008, 08:10 PM
They should repackage Snitsky as Stealsky!

"Your stuff...my pleasure!".
TerranRich
04-10-2008, 08:51 PM
If you desire it, they can aquire it...

So who ordered a Matt Hardy passport and why. Funniest answer gets rep.

Somebody wanted to dry up a sea?
NoRoolz
04-11-2008, 09:39 AM
LOL how could that happen?

And, in reality, why steal a passport?
The Mackem
04-11-2008, 09:44 AM
TNA were in the area, industrial sabotage.
NoRoolz
04-11-2008, 10:06 AM
lol BG and Kip James always trying to provoke brand warfare.
TerranRich
04-11-2008, 12:19 PM
It's that DAMN VKM!!
Indifferent Clox
04-11-2008, 12:43 PM
I've got two

It was Khali, he was either going to offer it to big show as part of a gift, or try to pass as matt hardy and get the heck away from Big Show by fleeing the country

It was Vladimir whateverhisnameis he was trying to get the heck away from his gimmick.
Evolution
04-11-2008, 03:21 PM
It was Sean Waltman. He shapes his facial hair he can sneak on board the WWE jet and hook up with Trips.
Bad Company
04-11-2008, 04:00 PM
it's not difficult to have an emergency passport made up. Sometimes I wonder if this shit really qualifies as news.
Gerard
04-11-2008, 04:00 PM
60 grand for a fucking watch. :|:roll:

I know its down to style and all that shit but 60 grand for something you glance at a handful of times a day....
Porcupine
04-11-2008, 06:47 PM
60 grand for a fucking watch. :|:roll:

I know its down to style and all that shit but 60 grand for something you glance at a handful of times a day....

Well, it's Batista's watch and you know come sunday, he's gonna be needing it back...

please?
Lock Jaw
04-11-2008, 06:48 PM
It was Rikishi.
Porcupine
04-11-2008, 06:49 PM
It was Rikishi.

What, Rock can't afford watches now?
Xero
04-11-2008, 07:03 PM
Batista originally won it from Rock.

Rock learned the one lesson that really matters: never face DDB in DDR.