*BDCA* TNA Impact For 4/10 -TNA sucks, this is the Royals thread

[BigDaddyCool]

TNWooooooooooo or I'm Robbie, and I'm on TNA?

[Innovator]

I'M JOBBIE!

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm Robbie and I was a jobber on Raw, but I'm #1 contender on TNA.

[Xero]

I'M COUCHY!

[Innovator]

How will TNA suck this week? oh let me count the ways

[BigDaddyCool]

Sweet, Matt Morgan and Kevin Nash on one team? Sweet.

[BigDaddyCool]

Will Tomko and Style ever defend their titles?

[BigDaddyCool]

Fat Dudley should shut up for a while.

[BigDaddyCool]

Did Bubba just say it will back fire in the boat of your faces?

[BigDaddyCool]

No, accountants are the reason WCW went out of business.

[BigDaddyCool]

Team 3D is the greatest tag team of all time now? What ever happened to LoD?

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC is on fire.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash should be on the mic.

[BigDaddyCool]

Don West just said that Bubba is prettier than Hilary.

[BigDaddyCool]

Am I in this by myself?

[BigDaddyCool]

Matt Morgan is huge.

[BigDaddyCool]

Sting is old.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, this is called spamming.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stop with the politcal jokes.

[BigDaddyCool]

Got out of there like lightning? Is that the best they can do?

[Innovator]

POSADA ON 3rd WOOOOOOOOo

[Innovator]

Meh, back to TNA

[Innovator]

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE vs. Burt

[BigDaddyCool]

Hahahaha, they are having sound problems again.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kirk Angle.

[Innovator]

Kurt's character wore out faster than Eugene's gimmick

[Innovator]

BTW, someone in WCW in 97 held up a Borash sign

[BigDaddyCool]

What is this training crap?

[Innovator]

Kurt living in the past

[Innovator]

Joe training with MMA guys, Kurt is training with AJ and Tomko

[Innovator]

1st and 3rd 0 outs

[Innovator]

Fuck, Molina is up

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is this Blackfro? Is his name Blackfro? It should be.

[Innovator]

Consewho cares

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT

DIE RAVE

[Innovator]

AND HOYT

[BigDaddyCool]

Christy Hemme makes me feel filthy.

[Innovator]

Christy you stay

[Innovator]

Oh god Afrothunder

[BigDaddyCool]

So Jimmy must be Rave...Lance Hoyt is some how Rock? Which leaves Christy to be Infection.

[Innovator]

Rave you're fat go die

[BigDaddyCool]

Blackfro v Jimmy Rave? I don't care already.

[McLegend]

His music was pretty hot though.

[McLegend]

Not as hot as Christy Hemme though.

[BigDaddyCool]

So black dudes with fros do high jumping leg drops a lot.

[Innovator]

ITS WASNT A CLOTHESLINE IT WAS AN STO, FUCK

[BigDaddyCool]

Nice to see you fags finally show up.

[BigDaddyCool]

They call moves?

[Innovator]

I hate Tenay and West so much, combined almost as much as Jimmy Rave

[BigDaddyCool]

God, they need a play by play man that knows a move name. Just one.

[Innovator]

A black guy who dances, haven't seen that in TNA before

[Innovator]

2-1 Yanks

[McLegend]

So this guy is The Pacman's new Tag partner?

[Innovator]

VAL

[BigDaddyCool]

Can't they get off this Macho Man crap with Jay Lethal?

[Innovator]

yeah he was

[BigDaddyCool]

2-1 Yanks

I can see the stadium from my apartment.

[Innovator]

Macho was a jealous asshole, did Lethal miss that part of the impersonation

[Innovator]

I can see the stadium from my apartment.
I've always liked the KC stadium, with the fountains in the back

the HD screen looks sweet

[BigDaddyCool]

Lets go Royals. They are #1 in their division.

[Innovator]

DAMMIT

Rain Delay

[BigDaddyCool]

I've always liked the KC stadium, with the fountains in the back

the HD screen looks sweet

For a while I kept seeing this huge blue light in the distance wondering what the fuck it was not realizing it is the new screen.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah it has been raining all day. It is probably going to be hailed out.

[Innovator]

Groundscrew having trouble

[Innovator]

BDC you should go to more games, KC looks legit this year....for now

[Innovator]

AND here is the rain

[BigDaddyCool]

Anyhow, Yankees suck, can't even beat the Royals.

[Innovator]

I can't wait to not care about BG James and Kip

[BigDaddyCool]

It is hail not rain. And I plan on going to a lot of games, I always get free tickets.

[McLegend]

BDC you should go to more games, KC looks legit this year....for now

TNA has a higher payroll then the Royals. So of course they will suck.

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOO MATT MORGAN

[BigDaddyCool]

The Royals make more money than TNA though.

[Innovator]

BTW, Iron Man is gonna be awesome

[Innovator]

MY dog makes more money than TNA

[Innovator]

The Aspen episode of South Park is on, money

[McLegend]

The Royals make more money than TNA though.

You sure?

[SammyG]

lol BDCA again. terrible.

[Innovator]

It feels like TNA has been on for an hour

[BigDaddyCool]

The Royals are one of the few profitable teams. Plus they are owned by Walmart heirs.

[BigDaddyCool]

Shut up Sammy, you don't know nothing.

[Innovator]

If you fall, you're gonna have a bad time

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener is balls awesome.

[Innovator]

Poppa Pump and Jr Pump

[Innovator]

Handcuff match, lame

[BigDaddyCool]

So who does more roids, Stiener or the New York Yankees?

[McLegend]

The Royals are one of the few profitable teams. Plus they are owned by Walmart heirs.

Interesting

[BigDaddyCool]

Plus they have a really nice stadium...the royals do.

[Innovator]

I can't even spam TNA sucks so much

[Innovator]

Yankees by Giambi alone

[BigDaddyCool]

Cheering for the yankees is like cheering for Superman or John Cena. You know they are going to win, so what is the point?

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener is the equalizer?

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener should just roid out and do whatever he wants.

[McLegend]

lol at Petey doing all the work.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener should no sell.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener wasn't showing speed.

[Innovator]

Cmon the Dominator. ace crusher combo should have won

[Innovator]

Cheering for the yankees is like cheering for Superman or John Cena. You know they are going to win, so what is the point?
No thats the red sox

[BigDaddyCool]

The texas destroyer > canadian destroyer

[Innovator]

:lol: Petey telling fans to quiet down

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't want to join the freak club.

[BigDaddyCool]

A stiener hair cut?

[Innovator]

Bye Bye Long Hair

[Innovator]

I would not trush Steiner to cut my hair

[Innovator]

trust

[BigDaddyCool]

OMG, he is getting a hair cut?!?!?! That will take months to grow back.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hair has a nub?

[Innovator]

CHAIN MALE BABY

[BigDaddyCool]

I would be great if stiener doesn't let him clean it up.

[Innovator]

Lil Petey Pump

[BigDaddyCool]

It is chainmail.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener 4 Life.

[Innovator]

I've love if Petey all of the sudden is 275 lbs

[KingofOldSchool]

Lil Petey Pump

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who thought of that.

[Innovator]

MONTAGE

[BigDaddyCool]

He should get a penis tatoo as well on his chest.

[Innovator]

This show needs some Velvet Sky

[Innovator]

in assless chaps

[Innovator]

Joe Angle MONTAGE

[BigDaddyCool]

Does angle go a little crazier every day?

[BigDaddyCool]

I am tired of both Angle and Joe.

[Innovator]

Twinkletoes, what are you doing

[BigDaddyCool]

Was that Daniels? I thought he was "fired."

[Innovator]

Don't compare Angle to Chuck, Randy, or Mayweatherq

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate you joe. I hate you.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, Angle is better than all 3 combined in his own head.

[Innovator]

I wouldn't be tired of Kurt if it wasn't the Kurt Variety 2 Hour Special since July

[Innovator]

Angle go wrestle Couture, you'll get spanked

Stop riding what you did 12 years ago

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how TNA makes pot shots at WWE for putting over HHH constantly only to do the same thing, only worse with either Double J or Kurt Angle.

[BigDaddyCool]

Couture just opened a gym here.

[Innovator]

Jarrett and Angle are far worse than HHH on screen....even though the Booker situation was ridiculous

[Innovator]

go to it

[BigDaddyCool]

Why do they put on suits to sign a fucking fake contract?

[Innovator]

Legal, binding, official, you don't need the thrid one there Kurt

[BigDaddyCool]

Jarrett and Angle are far worse than HHH on screen....even though the Booker situation was ridiculous

At least Trips is entertaining. And gets injured to let others in the spot like. K4l.

[McLegend]

I missed Trigg?

[Innovator]

Why do they put on suits to sign a fucking fake contract?
CAUSE ITS DAMN REAL

[BigDaddyCool]

Who?

[Innovator]

You missed a 15 second Trigg soundbite

[BigDaddyCool]

CAUSE ITS DAMN REAL

No it isn't :roll:

[Innovator]

The guy you thought was Daniels

[BigDaddyCool]

What they really need to do is if Joe loses he is never allowed another cheeseburger.

[McLegend]

So he didn't choked out?

[BigDaddyCool]

The guy you thought was Daniels

o

[Innovator]

Finally Tenay and West shut up

[BigDaddyCool]

Have the royal beat the yankees for the 3rd time this season yet?

[Innovator]

So he didn't choked out?
Does he know RNC defense?

[Innovator]

Have the royal beat the yankees for the 3rd time this season yet?
Rain delay

[BigDaddyCool]

It isn't raining.

[BigDaddyCool]

The yankees are just trying to buy time.

[Innovator]

oops, sorry, 4-1 Yankees now

[BigDaddyCool]

Pack of cheaters.

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't know what channel it is on here.

[Innovator]

You dedicated fan you

[Innovator]

Doesn't every team have their own channel?

[BigDaddyCool]

It was one channel down the entire time.

[Innovator]

I'd wreck Gail

[BigDaddyCool]

Not the royals, they suck. It was one channel down on FSN the entire time.

[Innovator]

Jesus how has Molina gotten 4 doubles this year, even BDC could get triples out of those

[BigDaddyCool]

ODB is retarded.

[Innovator]

ANGELINA LOVE....HERE COMES VELVET SKY

[BigDaddyCool]

I am awesome at everything including baseball.

[Innovator]

So hot...no chaps though

[Innovator]

Roxxy has music? really?

[BigDaddyCool]

Meh...Those chicks are just barbie dolls, there for not hot anymore.

[Innovator]

DAMMIT Ensberg you suck

[BigDaddyCool]

Waking the sleeping giant? They should say tiger, not giant when talking about a woman.

[Innovator]

We need more Kong on Impact, mainly dominating Kurt Angle

[McLegend]

Does he know RNC defense?

He might now

[BigDaddyCool]

I've just lost interest in impact.

[Innovator]

Reverse cage match? Jesus TNA

[Innovator]

The hot girls in TNA can work at least

[BigDaddyCool]

We need more Kong on Impact, mainly dominating Kurt Angle

Agreed. Go Royals.

[BigDaddyCool]

Reverse cage match? Jesus TNA

TNA loves doing reverse matches.

[Innovator]

Ouch, hot finisher

[BigDaddyCool]

The voodoo drop is retarded. She took all the impact.

[Innovator]

:lol: Microphone Man

[loopydate]

Wow, a wrestling superhero? How original!

[BigDaddyCool]

Eric Young sucks.

[Innovator]

Super Eric AWAYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Innovator]

Blackdust and Rebboj coming up

[Innovator]

Pettite is settling down, good to see

[BigDaddyCool]

Yankees still cheating?

[Innovator]

Nash needs to dye his hair again

[Innovator]

No need, Yankees are just better than you/KC

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is Eric Young going to demask Blackriegn, they have already announced he is Dustin Rhodes like a million times.

[BigDaddyCool]

No need, Yankees are just better than you/KC

Which is why they are 2 and 0 this series?

[Innovator]

HOW DO I REACH THSES KEEEDS

[DarKCentaur]

I was thinking the same thing.

[Innovator]

Which is why they are 2 and 0 this series?
come back to me in September

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, the new screen looks amazing.

[Innovator]

I mean if we take early season records as the whole season, the Orioles would be amazing

[DarKCentaur]

Oh stop with this VKM shit already.

[Innovator]

Yeah I'm jealous of that screen, pretty money

[Innovator]

VKM = reason to switch to the game

[Innovator]

Atta boy Damon, beat out the play

[McLegend]

MONTAGE

[Innovator]

Oh god Nomo, how retro

[Innovator]

Even Rocky had a MONTAGE

[Innovator]

SUPERRRRRRRRRRRRRR DOUCHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[BigDaddyCool]

Billy Gunn, you will never be a world champion, you suck

[Innovator]

Fuck Boston next, Jeter get healthy

[BigDaddyCool]

I mean if we take early season records as the whole season, the Orioles would be amazing

Hey, with the royals you take what you can get.

[DarKCentaur]

But unfortunately, he was King of the Ring.

[Innovator]

I hope Kip is world champ, that way I'll never watch TNA again

[Innovator]

"Folks, I promise to not Billy Gunn my opportunity"

[McLegend]

Billy Gunn, you will never be a world champion, you suck

TOVO is rolling in his grave.

[Innovator]

MORE MONTAGES

[Innovator]

3-0 on A-Rod

LET HIM SWING

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is that jap on the mound?

[Innovator]

CMON

[DarKCentaur]

Oh, so that's Eric Young's finisher.

[Innovator]

HIP HIP JORGE

[BigDaddyCool]

TOVO is rolling in his grave.

ToVo isn'tead dead. I still talk to him every so often.

[KingofOldSchool]

Fuck Boston next, Jeter get healthy

I hope Jeter dies in a car accident. [/Matt Hardy]

[KingofOldSchool]

Killer is Rellik spelled backwards.

[Innovator]

Why do you handcuff someone on the opposite side of the hard camera? idiots

[KingofOldSchool]

Super Eric and his sidekick Krazy Kaz.

[BigDaddyCool]

Let's go Royals. This is now the Royal's thread.

[Innovator]

Killer is Rellik spelled backwards.
Tnelat tnemecnahnE?

[Innovator]

BASES LOADED

[KingofOldSchool]

Kaz looks like John Morrison minus the awesome abs and sideburns.

[Innovator]

For MATSUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[Innovator]

MONTAGE!

[KingofOldSchool]

The Other Side of the Tracks?

So Booker and Charmin are now Deuce and Domino?

[BigDaddyCool]

The Japs love baseball.

[Innovator]

Matsui vs. Nomo

Japs are going nuts right now

[McLegend]

ToVo isn'tead dead. I still talk to him every so often.

Well... yeah I figured he was still alive.

[KingofOldSchool]

The Japs love baseball.

Not as much as Japs love scat films.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nomo, strike out your countryman.

[Innovator]

Cmon MAN UP

[Innovator]

no groundballs, Jorge can't run

[BigDaddyCool]

They should do some ninja baseball, spicy up this game.

[Innovator]

Cmon Matsui, better than that

[BigDaddyCool]

Do some ground balls, Jorge can't run

[BigDaddyCool]

Lets go Nomo!

[Innovator]

Of course Matsui pops up

[BigDaddyCool]

Woooooooooooooooooooo!

[Innovator]

Here comes JOBAMANIA

[KingofOldSchool]

Is that Reggie Jackson kid still with the Yanks?

[BigDaddyCool]

What is happening on tna?

[Innovator]

BROTHER

[Innovator]

commercial, fuck TNA

[Innovator]

Yankees need to stop leaving runners in scoring position

[KingofOldSchool]

What is happening on tna?

Sting supposedly went nWo, but it may have been a fake.

[Innovator]

bad habit to start

[Innovator]

OMG WHAT IS LUGER DOING HERE

[KingofOldSchool]

TNA: Cross The Line...TO BOREDOM

[Innovator]

GET THE CAMERA OFF HIM

[Innovator]

ANOTHER MONTAGE!

[BigDaddyCool]

Lockdown is going suck.