Little things that surprise you

[Mr. Nerfect]

Just got bored and thought I'd create a thread about things within the WWE that sort of surprise you.

For example, Chris Jericho is still the last guy shown in the RAW opening. I really thought they would have changed it to Triple H, John Cena or Randy Orton by now.

[Mister Sinister]

That MVP would become such a entertaining wrestler....I swore when he started in the E, he seemed like absolute shit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Yeah, I always suspected MVP was pretty decent, myself. I mean, I love Kane and all, but he's not exactly a whiz, so when MVP got some fun matches going with him, I suspected there was at least potential. Also, he chain-wrestled pretty well during his debut match against Marty "Famous Pedigree Botch" Garner.

That he became so good, though? I agree, a bit of a surprise.

[El Fangel]

How they made someone dissappear, but not entirely. (Favorite matches)

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm surprised we didn't see Vince McMahon at WrestleMania, and haven't really seen him since.

[El Fangel]

Kane getting a second world title reign.

[Blue Demon]

Kane getting a second <s>world</s> glorified TV title reign.

[Hanso Amore]

Hacksaw still has a job.

[Xero]

Someone could get so over with a "smart" crowd by mispronouncing words.

[Splaya]

One Word:

Festus

[Splaya]

That MVP would become such a entertaining wrestler....I swore when he started in the E, he seemed like absolute shit.

I really hope they don't blow their load early. He has the POTENTIAL to be the next Rock

[El Fangel]

That the following people are still alive

Jeff Hardy
Mick Foley
Shane Mcmahon
Kevin Nash
<S>Chris Benoit</S>
Hulk Hogan

[NoRoolz]

That the King of the Ring logo is the same as the logo they used in the attitude era.

At least, the logo shown on the titantron at Raw this Monday certainly seemed the same as it used to be.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Someone could get so over with a "smart" crowd by mispronouncing words.

Who is that?

[Hanso Amore]

Who is that?

Jerry Stupid Face Lawler!

Well, Santino actually

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jerry Stupid Face Lawler!

Well, Santino actually

Santino isn't funny because he mispronounces words, though. He is funny because of how he chooses to mispronounce words, and what he does around it.

I guess that must be who Xero is talking about. Was sure it was going to be JR, but I'm not accepting that "smart" fans still like JR.

[Dorkchop]

Christian Cage is a very fashionable man.

[Dorkchop]

A LOT of guys in WWE have gone off the gas (I've noticed more and more guys are less defined)

[Dorkchop]

Batista hasn't been caught with roids... Or at least not since they started releasing names of suspended wrestlers. He'd be the first guy I'd check.

[Xero]

Santino isn't funny because he mispronounces words, though. He is funny because of how he chooses to mispronounce words, and what he does around it.

Right.

Santino: "No one but-a me sees-a your boobies" (Paraphrasing here)

Because that's so funny. That's about as far as his humor goes: Cena's humor with an accent thrown on top.

But Cena's humor is the Anti-Christ, right?

[Blue Demon]

That there's a wrestler named Umanga



And Triple Haitch

[Dorkchop]

Regal needs a Sweedish assistant who will say "Chris Jericho". While we're at it, hire Alex Wright.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Right.

Santino: "No one but-a me sees-a your boobies" (Paraphrasing here)

Because that's so funny. That's about as far as his humor goes: Cena's humor with an accent thrown on top.

But Cena's humor is the Anti-Christ, right?

:| Dude, I don't even remember that line. Really, really bad example.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm surprised that Edge and The Undertaker got to close WrestleMania.

And those orange ropes.

[Vastardikai]

I'm surprised there's a guy in the WWE who's smaller than X-Pac, but with a bigger mullet than he used to have.

[Mister Sinister]

I became suprised, that Tomko was so fucking Awesome....I mean I watch his Japan and TNA work, and it's like alot better then his horrible WWE Work.

[Vastardikai]

I became suprised, that Tomko was so fucking Awesome....I mean I watch his Japan and TNA work, and it's like alot better then his horrible WWE Work.

Weird thing is, one of the reasons Tomko cited for leaving WWE was so he could go to Japan and improve as a wrestler. It worked.

[St. Jimmy]

Triple H not having a World Title nearly 4 years. (not counting that win at No Way Out).

[Dorkchop]

Batista's testicles

[Indifferent Clox]

Batista's testicles

I see what you did there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It sort of surprises me to this day that the WWE released Gail Kim. She was hot and talented. Let's get rid of her. WTF?

[Mister Sinister]

It suprised you? the same company that also let Molly Holly/Nora Greenward go? Who was all kinds of hotness, and more talented then most of the men in the company save for maybe 3 or 4?

I'm suprised that Paul London and Brian Kendrick held the Tag Titles for 11 months on Smackdown, figured they would job them 2 months down the road, and not beat MNM, The Hardyz, Regal & Taylor, Duece & Domino, Some other jobbers that got called back to OVW...All in a title reign.

[Stickman]

The Women's Division is more interesting that most everything else.

[El Fangel]

That Punk has not been caught drinking, doing blow, or in bed with a hooker yet.