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Kane Knight
04-15-2008, 07:02 PM
So not only did Raw lose out to Spongebob and such last week, coming off their hot Wrestlemania booking, but with hours of 3.0 and 2.7, WWE was beat by a Lifetime original movie, which drew a 4.0 rating.

So...The bets start now on how long before Vince adds "Television for Women" to the list of networks he's farmed wrtiters from....

Kane Knight
04-15-2008, 07:20 PM
Smackdown: Television for Women.

Mr. Nerfect
04-15-2008, 07:57 PM
I think it was RP who had the sig of the woman cowering in terror as the guy stands in front of her with the phrase "Hit Her, It's the Only Way She'll Learn" on it. Someone should post that with the SmackDown! logo and airing information attached to it somewhere.

Also, just noticed that I'm mentioned in your stupid person list. Ironically, I don't do any of those things. Except maybe what you'd perceive as the last one. I'm not complaining, though. Usually laughing at how you accuse everyone of "strawman," and then make straw-man arguments. Or you make sarcastic comments about "facts" being made up, or being ignored, and then fail to present any of your own in many of your arguments. You're not nearly as consistent as you think you are.

But yeah, let's put all that aside to unify in laughter at the WWE. :p

Kane Knight
04-15-2008, 08:15 PM
Actually, you've done pretty much all of them. :)

Mr. Nerfect
04-15-2008, 08:26 PM
Actually, you've done pretty much all of them. :)

Nope. I mean everyone has said "in my opinion." I've probably been guilty of that.

Mr. Nerfect
04-15-2008, 08:47 PM
I've told you to get off someone's ass for having an opinion. Never claimed persecution based on a counter argument. I'm always up to an argument on things. I don't always like arguing with you, because you're about as dense as a brick wall. Ironically, not letting facts get in the way of your argument at times.

You fifth point is poorly written, by the way. I've called you an egotistical ass before, but you are. Remember, don't let the facts get in the way. Criticism of something is best interpreted as criticism of specifically that thing. I'll be the first to admit that. So how am I guilty there?

Already addressed your last point.

I mean, if you were going to take shots at me, the best one would be "suggesting changes when you have no power" or "repeating the same thing without any sign of change." I fall under the change umbrella. Something you haven't addressed.

Ruien
04-16-2008, 09:08 AM
Yey for making fun of others.

The Mackem
04-16-2008, 09:29 AM
Come on, it's asking a bit much to beat spongebob.

Loose Cannon
04-16-2008, 09:41 AM
was that Lifetime movie "The Memory Keeper's Daughter.?" Because I could see how they would lose to that given the fucking marketing that went into that. I must of seen that commercial 65 times by now

Dave Youell
04-16-2008, 11:16 AM
LOL, they are getting the ratings WCW got before the plug was pulled!

Xero
04-16-2008, 11:58 AM
Vince: We've been marketing for women for years! Take a look!

*Vince points to the titan tron playing videos of Mae Young being Super Bombed off the stage, Trish acting like a dog, Sable with the hand prints, etc.*

Kane Knight
04-16-2008, 12:09 PM
LOL. Alienoid's spending paragraphs dedicated to try disproving a list that was built up primarily based on specific instances he did.

Hell, Darth even proposed the "Using your own stupid argument against you" bit after one of your usual "CM PUNK OUTPOPPED DX" Tardfests.

Afterlife
04-16-2008, 01:23 PM
And you just did exactly what he said you do.

Kane Knight
04-16-2008, 02:23 PM
And you just did exactly what he said you do.

Pause for a second, captain obvious, and ask yourself if maybe that way intentional.

aaaaa
04-16-2008, 03:36 PM
"Here's your winner and the New WWE Women's Champion, Markie Post!!"

Fabien Barthez
04-16-2008, 04:08 PM
Wow. That means around 90% carried on watching after the first hour!

Sadists. That Raw was like 2 hours of that feeling you get when you find you have dog shit on your trainers with the mad tread on the sole.

Kane Knight
04-16-2008, 04:43 PM
Wow. That means around 90% carried on watching after the first hour!

Sadists. That Raw was like 2 hours of that feeling you get when you find you have dog shit on your trainers with the mad tread on the sole.

My theory is, they watch the first hour, say "it can't get any worse than that," and continue watching to test that hypothesis.

Fabien Barthez
04-16-2008, 05:15 PM
WWE. Proving people wrong since 1981

Volare
04-16-2008, 07:01 PM
lmfao

Afterlife
04-16-2008, 07:57 PM
Pause for a second, captain obvious, and ask yourself if maybe that way intentional.

It didn't come off that way. It came off as your trademark Defensive Retort; the kind that lacks in substance but compensates with extra attitude.

Mr. Nerfect
04-17-2008, 08:05 AM
was that Lifetime movie "The Memory Keeper's Daughter.?" Because I could see how they would lose to that given the fucking marketing that went into that. I must of seen that commercial 65 times by now

Anything with "'s Daughter" in it can kind of be turned mentally into a porno, so that might also take from the WWE's 18-35 demographic, which is just looking for a way out, anyway.

The Mackem
04-17-2008, 08:14 AM
You should keep a list of the ratings (drop down box or something) as you seem to be posting them every week. Might be good to see for week on week comparisons.

Kane Knight
04-17-2008, 08:20 AM
You should keep a list of the ratings (drop down box or something) as you seem to be posting them every week. Might be good to see for week on week comparisons.

I have them saved on my desktop, so I probably could.

Mr. Nerfect
04-17-2008, 08:24 AM
Pause for a second, captain obvious, and ask yourself if maybe that way intentional.

KK logic: If I am stupid, I am stupid on purpose. If others seem stupid, they must be stupid. You're a tard, man.

Also, I never said "CM PUNK OUTPOPPED DX." I might have said "CM Punk out-popped DX," you know, because it happened. I actually bailed on the early Punk/DX topics fairly early, and was far from the most passionate about the issue, and I don't even recall reading any of those "I think I'm smart so I'm going to present my interpretation as fact" posts, so I didn't exactly get into an argument with you about it. It's not worth it, because what happened is pretty much fact.

And man, please learn how to use a hyphen, or something. It's kind of bad when I quote an expression you use, and my Firefox spell-checker shoves all this red in my face. I thought being a wannabe writer you'd have learned that shit by now. It's never too late, I guess.

As for you forging those out of things I've done, I actually find that really ridiculous and creepy of you. Think what you like, man, but self-evaluation is actually one of my best skills. It's saved my life in some really shitty circumstances. I know that sometimes I come off in a way where I am easy to misinterpret as obnoxious, given my tendency to mark out on the creative side of the brain to unrealistic hypothetical scenarios, but that is a conscious decision on my part. Check out my Tipsters score (I haven't checked recently, but I'm usually near the top). I am nowhere near as "disconnected from reality" as you like to think, just because I don't always fall into the world according to fat shit. I am well aware of myself, and know the ideals that run through my brain as I type things. None of those things on your "Noid-based" list are me. If you got them from me, well, I'm sorry, but you overestimate your intelligence once again, because you completely misread me, "captain obvious."

Kane Knight
04-17-2008, 08:37 AM
KK logic: If I am stupid, I am stupid on purpose. If others seem stupid, they must be stupid. You're a tard, man.

Oh, look. 'Noid's lying again.

Kane Knight
04-17-2008, 08:39 AM
I didn't read the rest, so I apologise in advance if you mentioned "calling me a liar when I lie" in there, and thus, I am behaving in the exact way you predicted. :rofl:

Afterlife
04-17-2008, 03:40 PM
KK logic: If I am stupid, I am stupid on purpose. If others seem stupid, they must be stupid. You're a tard, man.

Also, I never said "CM PUNK OUTPOPPED DX." I might have said "CM Punk out-popped DX," you know, because it happened. I actually bailed on the early Punk/DX topics fairly early, and was far from the most passionate about the issue, and I don't even recall reading any of those "I think I'm smart so I'm going to present my interpretation as fact" posts, so I didn't exactly get into an argument with you about it. It's not worth it, because what happened is pretty much fact.

And man, please learn how to use a hyphen, or something. It's kind of bad when I quote an expression you use, and my Firefox spell-checker shoves all this red in my face. I thought being a wannabe writer you'd have learned that shit by now. It's never too late, I guess.

As for you forging those out of things I've done, I actually find that really ridiculous and creepy of you. Think what you like, man, but self-evaluation is actually one of my best skills. It's saved my life in some really shitty circumstances. I know that sometimes I come off in a way where I am easy to misinterpret as obnoxious, given my tendency to mark out on the creative side of the brain to unrealistic hypothetical scenarios, but that is a conscious decision on my part. Check out my Tipsters score (I haven't checked recently, but I'm usually near the top). I am nowhere near as "disconnected from reality" as you like to think, just because I don't always fall into the world according to fat shit. I am well aware of myself, and know the ideals that run through my brain as I type things. None of those things on your "Noid-based" list are me. If you got them from me, well, I'm sorry, but you overestimate your intelligence once again, because you completely misread me, "captain obvious."

Definitely in the top ten of greatest Noid posts ever. You'll notice I have two points to make:

#1. Sorry, KK. People can read, and people know your game.

#2. That made me spit my Coke on the floor. :lol:

NeanderCarl
04-17-2008, 04:27 PM
Smackdown: Television for Women.

ECW: Television for No One

NeanderCarl
04-17-2008, 04:28 PM
Except Noid, who'd probably watch a 24 hour WWE testcard.

Kane Knight
04-17-2008, 04:52 PM
ECW: Television for No One

TNA: Television for morons.

Xero
04-17-2008, 05:00 PM
WWE: Television for Retards

Mr. Nerfect
04-17-2008, 05:04 PM
Oh, look. 'Noid's lying again.

"You're a tard" has to be the most truthful thing that has ever come out of my mouth.

Mr. Nerfect
04-17-2008, 05:05 PM
Except Noid, who'd probably watch a 24 hour WWE testcard.

Nah. I can't really make it through RAW.

Kane Knight
04-17-2008, 06:04 PM
...And Noid tries to deflect his lies.

Afterlife
04-17-2008, 06:25 PM
Terran says "ad hominem"; I say "ad nauseum". :roll:

Mr. Nerfect
04-18-2008, 12:37 AM
...And Noid tries to deflect his lies.

I need that sound-byte from that Mike Adamle video.

"WRONG!"