Why aren't there more...

[BigDaddyCool]

Openly Jewish wrestlers? The could constantly be doing battle with the arab wrestlers.

[dablackguy]

Hmm.. what is it about this that makes me believe Vince would find it in good taste.... maybe something with Iraq and Sgt. Slaughter....

[BigDaddyCool]

Good taste or not. How come there hasn't been any hooked nosed jew wrestlers? I mean if they are going to do everything else, why not jews? Also we need some sort of scietologist wrestler.

[Xero]

Has there ever even been a Christian wrestler with a gimmick based on it? (Not counting Michaels.)

[BigDaddyCool]

There have been whole indy promotions based on being Christian.

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, Devon with decon Batista.

[Gertner]

dustin rhodes when he left terri and found god

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, there are a handful of Christian gimmicks and angles.

[Kane Knight]

They sodomise gay wrestlers. With Jewish wrestlers, they'd probably circumcise them. Which has to be painful when you have no foreskin left.

[Lock Jaw]

Imagine how more successful Goldberg would have been if they let him be openly Jewish. Especially if he were around now, and on Smackdown. He could be all like "Sorry! I don't wrestle on Friday nights! Its the Sabbath!" and then people would be all like "COWARD!" and then he'd be "Nah, just Jewish"

[Nowhere Man]

They could run a whole angle where, if Goldberg's streak ends, he has to eat a whole ham sandwich on live television.

[Kane Knight]

They could ave him no-show events because he couldn't get cheap enough airfare.

[Fox]

I thought Goldberg versus Triple H feud in 2003 was Jew versus Nazi, what with Hunter's iron crosses and shit.

[Afterlife]

If they do make a stereotype Jew gimmick, his finish should be The Guilt Trip.

[BigDaddyCool]

They could have Goldberg and Chyna form a tag team...The Kike and Dike Connection.

[Afterlife]

I dunno. "Kike'n'Dike" is pretty close to "Keichendeich", and that sounds aaaaawfully Nazi.

[Kane Knight]

If they do make a stereotype Jew gimmick, his finish should be The Guilt Trip.

It'd only work if "he" was an old Jewish mother.

[Slow]

Wasn't the IRS openly jewish? I mean all signs point to yes

[Afterlife]

It'd only work if "he" was an old Jewish mother.

Unless his mother taught him how to do it, God rest her soul.

Or, dear Lord, have his mother be his manager. An angry, old lady barking yiddish at her son's Gentile opponents would be gold.

We should be so lucky.

[Dorkchop]

Raven was pretty openly Jewish, wasn't he? Or was it only talked about or mentioned in interviews and on the internet? I can't think of a time where it was mentioned on tv.

I'd be all for openly Jewish wrestlers. I live diversity.

[thedamndest]

I think IRS could have been played off a lot better if he had basically been a modern day Shylock from The Merchant of Venice.

[NoRoolz]

lol @ thread

[Hanso Amore]

Inferno Match vs Taker.....In the Incinerator room.

[Kane Knight]

His finisher: The Palesteiner.

[Afterlife]

How about "The Blintzkreig"?

[Kane Knight]

450 Plotz.

[Kane Knight]

The SharpMessugah?