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KingofOldSchool
04-20-2008, 03:18 PM
Dead tired of high prices, so he got a job at Target.

Destor
04-20-2008, 03:20 PM
you fucking prick

Savio
04-20-2008, 03:22 PM
lol do more

Londoner
04-20-2008, 03:22 PM
lol

St. Jimmy
04-20-2008, 03:22 PM
You son of a bitch.

Xero
04-20-2008, 03:26 PM
LOL

Jeritron
04-20-2008, 03:31 PM
lol. you got me

owenbrown
04-20-2008, 03:37 PM
lol. you got me

Triple A
04-20-2008, 03:38 PM
Good one.

HeartBreakMan2k
04-20-2008, 03:38 PM
You're a dick. I loved Shane Douglas :(

St. Jimmy
04-20-2008, 03:39 PM
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thedamndest
04-20-2008, 03:45 PM
Debuts on Monday Night Markdown.

IC Champion
04-20-2008, 04:07 PM
Doesn't surprise me, he needed to pay those bills somehow.

James Steele
04-20-2008, 04:30 PM
I thought he finally died on one of those bridges he burned.

weather vane
04-20-2008, 05:02 PM
asshole

St. Jimmy
04-20-2008, 05:08 PM
He's booked to be at Raw in Pittsburgh.


















Selling Hot Dogs and Cena Merch.

#1-norm-fan
04-20-2008, 05:09 PM
lol

http://fans.wwe.com/go/thread/view/691/94547/Breaking_News_Shane_Douglas__dead

:roll:

James Steele
04-20-2008, 06:22 PM
rOfLz

KingofOldSchool
04-20-2008, 06:37 PM
I wonder if when he fires someone he goes, "You just got your ass FRANCHISED!"

NeanderCarl
04-20-2008, 06:39 PM
didn't fall for it, but wouldn't surprise me if he was a young departee.

KingofOldSchool
04-20-2008, 06:40 PM
Debuts on Monday Night Markdown.

Wouldn't that be Friday Night Markdown?

Monday's usually Monday Night Stock, Tuesday is Extreme Clearance Wars, and then it's Thursday Impact Planners.

SammyG
04-20-2008, 06:45 PM
Fuck off dude. Not funny.

KingofOldSchool
04-20-2008, 06:47 PM
Fuck off dude. Not funny.

Don't be so damned sensitive.

Kane Knight
04-20-2008, 07:33 PM
Mouseover is your friend.

So does he make more money than Nick Mondo?

KingofOldSchool
04-20-2008, 08:12 PM
Mouseover is your friend.

So does he make more money than Nick Mondo?

Target management get paid a pretty decent amount of money so I'd reckon so.

Mr. Nerfect
04-20-2008, 08:15 PM
When I saw the title I thought "Shit! The dude works at Target, it's damn possible he offed himself." :(

If Douglas does go, at least no one will blame steroids. Target's the best scapegoat the WWE has for these sort of things. In fact, they should start having "high-risk" wrestlers work there in their spare time to cover themselves for any family murders.

TerranRich
04-20-2008, 08:20 PM
Wouldn't that be Friday Night Markdown?

Monday's usually Monday Night Stock, Tuesday is Extreme Clearance Wars, and then it's Thursday Impact Planners.

Extreme Clearance Wars! These prices are EXTREEEEEMMMMME!!!!

RGWhat316
04-20-2008, 08:31 PM
Does this mean he is Justin Credible's boss now?

Mr. Nerfect
04-20-2008, 08:35 PM
Does this mean he is Justin Credible's boss now?

I think Justin Credible got fired. He's working with Mondo now. Nick, not Mike.

FourFifty
04-20-2008, 09:53 PM
You....sonofa....bitch.... Damn near had a heart attack!

D Mac
04-20-2008, 10:05 PM
you fucking prick

What Would Kevin Do?
04-21-2008, 01:05 AM
lol...

DrA
04-21-2008, 01:11 AM
It's still a sad story either way.

El Fangel
04-21-2008, 01:53 AM
Mouseover is your friend.

Destor
04-21-2008, 01:58 AM
Can't mouseover from the main page

FakeLaser
04-21-2008, 02:00 AM
lol fell for it

Anybody Thrilla
04-21-2008, 03:01 AM
One has to wonder why this thread has been stickied.

Blitz
04-21-2008, 04:04 AM
The sticky is a nice touch, yeah.

Indifferent Clox
04-21-2008, 04:08 AM
The sticky is a nice touch, yeah.

You like that sticky touch? You think it's nice?

Blitz
04-21-2008, 04:15 AM
Yes. I do.

Indifferent Clox
04-21-2008, 04:52 AM
Oh, well that's nice.

Rob
04-21-2008, 01:17 PM
It's still a sad story either way.

How is it sad? He wanted out of wrestling and good a decent good in the real world as a Target manager. Good for him.

Gertner
04-21-2008, 02:27 PM
as long as he's happy

Damian Rey
04-21-2008, 03:11 PM
That makes one thing me and The Franchise have in common. And yes, upper store management make pretty solid paychecks.

ron the dial
04-21-2008, 03:13 PM
don't toy with my emotions like that

NeanderCarl
04-21-2008, 06:13 PM
How is it sad? He wanted out of wrestling and good a decent good in the real world as a Target manager. Good for him.

I'm thinking Rob's word of the day is "good".

And why not? It's a good word.

Oops.

Rob
04-21-2008, 06:19 PM
God that is fucked. Replace the first one with "got", the second with "job" and.... and fuck it. Keep it the way it is and call me a cunt.

Avenger
04-21-2008, 07:42 PM
I fell for this big time.

Avenger
04-21-2008, 07:43 PM
How is it sad? He wanted out of wrestling and good a decent good in the real world as a Target manager. Good for him.lol

The Optimist
04-21-2008, 10:13 PM
Mike Awesome - Insurance Salesman

Just sayin'.

Rob
04-22-2008, 07:07 AM
Mike Awesome - DEAD

Just sayin'

RP
04-22-2008, 07:12 AM
Does Shane Douglas seriously work at Target? Thats just wrong. He must be outrageously fat or something. Shane Douglas cant get work in TNA or something? Jeez.

KingofOldSchool
04-22-2008, 07:20 AM
Does Shane Douglas seriously work at Target? Thats just wrong. He must be outrageously fat or something. Shane Douglas cant get work in TNA or something? Jeez.

Yeah he is a manager at a Target in the Pittsburgh area.

Rob
04-22-2008, 07:32 AM
Does Shane Douglas seriously work at Target? Thats just wrong. He must be outrageously fat or something. Shane Douglas cant get work in TNA or something? Jeez.

He doesn't want to be in the wrestling business.

KingofOldSchool
04-22-2008, 07:52 AM
He doesn't want to be in the wrestling business.

When your only option is TNA, can you really blame him?

Rob
04-22-2008, 08:02 AM
It's no wonder he had drug problems.

Seriously, he wasn't happy being in an environment where drugs could come back into his life so good for him.

The Mackem
04-22-2008, 08:39 AM
He wasn't really getting used for a lot in TNA. Manager of Michael Shame, backstage interview, manager of the Naturals...

thecc
04-22-2008, 12:16 PM
So, how long until he throws down his target badge and goes to walmart?