RAW THREAD 29/04/08: Two Kings Crowned

[XL]

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After months of chasing Randy Orton (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/randyorton/) and the WWE Championship (http://www.wwe.com/inside/titlehistory/wwechampionship/), The Game is finally back on top. Triple H (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/tripleh/) won the hard-fought Fatal Four Way Elimination Match at Backlash to reclaim his throne as The King of Kings and become the new WWE Champion.

As Triple H knows from experience with this being his 12th reign as World Champion, when you’re at the top, the target is on your back. Who will set their sights on The Game and his newly won gold? Will Randy Orton be looking to regain the WWE Championship and reinstate the “Age of Orton”?

Also, after defeating three Superstars in one night last week on Raw (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/), General Manager William Regal (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/williamregal/) will be officially coronated Monday night as the 2008 King of the Ring, in a ceremony full of pomp and prestige. Will the newest English monarch be a benevolent ruler or a cruel dictator? Will The King of Kings and new WWE Champion steal his glory? We'll find out as the crown and scepter are bestowed to Regal Monday night.

Last night, Shawn Michaels (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/shawnmichaels/) put his body on the line and gave everything to finally silence Batista (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/batista/) once and for all. Will HBK be well enough to make it to the ring after the heated battle? Will Batista have gotten the point and leave The Showstopper alone?

Fully recovered from the Money in the Bank Match at WrestleMania (http://www.wwe.com/shows/wrestlemania/) XXIV, Mr. Kennedy (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mrkennedy/) will make his triumphant return to Raw. Will he be looking to throw his hat into the ring with the new WWE Champion? Or will he decide to avenge his loss at WrestleMania? What’s up next for the Green Bay loudmouth as Raw hits the Garden State?

Backlash also saw The Glamazon get the win in the 12-Diva Tag-Team Match by pinning Ashley (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/ashley1/). Was this just a message to Michelle McCool (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/michellemccool/) and Women’s Champion Mickie James (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/mickiejames/)? Will Beth Phoenix (http://www.wwe.com/superstars/raw/bethphoenix/) be aiming to get revenge on McCool for her slap last Monday, or will she focus on regaining the WWE Women’s Championship?

We’ll see the answer to all these questions and more when Monday Night Raw airs live at 9/8 CT on USA Network

[Avenger]

anybody got a stream for later?

[XL]

There wasn't one with less than 15 mins to go (presuming I haven't messed up the time difference cos of Daylight Saving, which I think I might have), so, I thought I'd do it!

Anyways, I'm gonna need a decent stream for this, anyone lend a hand??

[XL]

anybody got a stream for later?
lol

[ClockShot]

I'll be missing the first hour cause I'll be watching House.

Be around for the 2nd.

[Londoner]

Don't think i'll be watching as i gotta get up early tmrw, so fuck it will just watch the replay on thursday.

[KingofOldSchool]

This thread is useless without a picture.

[Innovator]

Should add the date to the title

[XL]

This thread is useless without a picture.
You were saying?

[XL]

So I was an hour early!

Oh well, should give people plenty of time to hook me up with a decent stream (as it's a virtual lock that the ones I have / know won't work!)

[HTrain90]

God, I was already sick of HHH as a face. Here's to hoping that HHH interrupts Regal's coronation, only to have Regal beat the holy hell out of him and take a shit on his face.

[Azriel]

I have the feeling HHH will come out during Regal's coronation, saying he's the real king. Regal gets mad and demands Triple Haitch to put his newly won title on the line tonight aainst William Regal himself, then during the match, expect either Orton or JBL to interfere

[HTrain90]

Azriel, I think you're spot on.

What's Kennedy gonna do tonight? My vote is for squash Super Crazy.

[addy2hotty]

A balanced HHH/Regal feud makes me moist.

I want Regal to interrupt Haitch's usual catchphrase fest.

[HTrain90]

I can't stand Regal (sorry), but my disdain for face HHH is beyond anything in this world.

So I would mark the hell out for Regal interrupting Haitch.

[KingofOldSchool]

Azriel, I think you're spot on.

What's Kennedy gonna do tonight? My vote is for squash Super Crazy.

Jobbing to Mike Knox.

[Mooияakeя™]

Regal and HHH heel up as an unholy pair of bastards. FTW!

[HTrain90]

You know what's sad? The women's title is booked a hell of a lot better than the IC title.

[KingofOldSchool]

I predict a Jericho/Kennedy feud to start.

[HTrain90]

I predict a Jericho/Kennedy feud to start.

I don't think the 'E is that smart. But I certainly hope you're right.

[KingofOldSchool]

I also predict Triple H talking for 15 minutes with Orton interrupting.

Also we will see THE GLAMAZON vs. Trashley, because people want to see THE GLAMAZON fuck Trashley's shit up.

[Avenger]

Any stream news yet dawgs?

[HTrain90]

I also predict Triple H talking for 15 minutes with Orton interrupting.

Also we will see THE GLAMAZON vs. Trashley, because people want to see THE GLAMAZON fuck Trashley's shit up.

I just wanna see The Glamazon.

[NeanderCarl]

Evening, all.

[Innovator]

KICK TO THE FACE

[HTrain90]

Wait - he kicked out of TWO RKOs?

[KingofOldSchool]

I will leave you...battered...like cake batter!

[addy2hotty]

Evening, all.

How do you rise in the morning Carl?

I'm already dreading getting up at 7.

[HTrain90]

17,000 "rabid" fans? Come on JR!

[Innovator]

20 MINUTE PROMO RETURN!

[addy2hotty]

ugh, Spinner Belt.

[HTrain90]

Damn that belt... I hate it...

And the "Triple H" at the bottom doesn't make it any better,,

[NeanderCarl]

Right, who the fuck got my hopes up about a new belt?

[Innovator]

First Rutherford show I haven't been to in a while, Summerslam left a bad taste in my mouth

[FourFifty]

God damn it! He has the bling belt!

[addy2hotty]

At least he's actually wearing it. I suppose.

[NeanderCarl]

How do you rise in the morning Carl?

I'm already dreading getting up at 7.


I don't usually work until midday, although tomorrow I have to go in at 10am. :eek: Still, I'll get by...

[Innovator]

At least HHH finally can hold his pants up again

[HTrain90]

At least he's actually wearing it. I suppose.

It looks horribly awkward around a waist, I must say. Over the shoulder, it's almost acceptable.

[FourFifty]

PUNK IN THE BANK TONIGHT!!!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!





Nah, that won't happen.

[KingofOldSchool]

He should make the belt go BOOM!

[XL]

God damn it! He has the bling belt!

Also, does anyone have a stream for tonight's show?
:shifty:

[FourFifty]

So when will Trips lose his smile?

[NeanderCarl]

How long until Cripple H has to vacate the belt?

[KingofOldSchool]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[HTrain90]

I miss the Age of Orton already.

[KingofOldSchool]

*cue Orton*

[HTrain90]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Innovator]

Orton forgot his shirt

[addy2hotty]

It's only 'audacity' when the heels do it.

[NeanderCarl]

So when will Trips lose his smile?

If he ever did lose his smile, we'd know where to find it.

Probably hidden under his nose.

[FourFifty]

Hey! Orton's really gay! Nothings gonna change who has cum to him!

[addy2hotty]

Orton - EVEN THE ROOM SERVICE COULDN'T DEFEAT ME

[HTrain90]

THE DREADED REMATCH CLAUSE!

[FourFifty]

Orton vs Triple H at the next PPV= Raw's Filler Main Event

[addy2hotty]

Same old bullshit
Same old bullshit
Same old bullshit

[FourFifty]

THE DREADED SANTA CLAUSE!
Yea, I hated that movie also.

[NeanderCarl]

Hasn't he actually had the belt for about 8 months?? Not like the WWE to downplay achievements, isit?

[HTrain90]

I really can't stand HHH.

[FourFifty]

Same old bullshit
*clap, clap, clap clap clap!*
Same old bullshit
*clap, clap, clap clap clap!*
Same old bullshit
*clap, clap, clap clap clap!*
Addy and I would be the greatest writers for Impact.

[BigDaddyCool]

Cena better not come out and stick his nose in this.

[FourFifty]

How long was Trip's first title reign anyways?

[addy2hotty]

Addy and I would be the greatest writers for Impact.

Joke is, I remember WWF fans chanting that at the height of the Attitude era.

Where are they now?

[Azriel]

I liked my scenario a whole lot better.

[BigDaddyCool]

Sweet.

[HTrain90]

Um, like an hour and a half at No Mercy?

[addy2hotty]

LOL.....QUICK START TRIPS THEME, WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING WRITTEN DOWN AND THE FANS HAVE GONE SILENT!

[KingofOldSchool]

OH NOES, NOT TONIGHT!

[Innovator]

Orton needs to pause during his promo, make them more realistic

[HTrain90]

JR looks like hell.

[NeanderCarl]

They need to add a stip if they're going with this tired feud again for Judgement Day.

We all know Trips ain't dropping it anytime soon, so they might as well go with something a bit fresher but ultimately inconsequential, like Triple H vs JBL, at the next PPV.

[BigDaddyCool]

Woooooooooo, GTA4!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Wow, Cena didn't come out and demand a match

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena will do a run-in setting up a triple threat at Judgment Day...

[FourFifty]

Damn it, my router won't let me get my DS online :(

[addy2hotty]

I want to see the continuation of the John Cena Burial tonight.

[HTrain90]

Can't they just say "Tomorrow night on ECW - Mike Adamle will commentate!"

I'm sure that would = ratings.

[NeanderCarl]

I prefer Cena in the upper midcard, such as when he had that throwaway feud with Sabu the last time he wasn't in the title hunt. I wonder what they're going to do with him, maybe a Kennedy feud?

[KingofOldSchool]

BAM NEELY!

[NeanderCarl]

Lawler's creepy.

[HTrain90]

Whore-fest upcoming.

[KingofOldSchool]

PEANUT BUTTER MICKIE TIME!

[BigDaddyCool]

Why?

[addy2hotty]

No mention of GM Regal confirming the match.

Who confirmed it then? Mike Adamle, the new GM-in-waiting?

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh God, Mickie has to care those 5 again.

[NeanderCarl]

This match was so nice they had to hold it twice, huh?

Of ALL the matches last night, this would be the last rematch I'd want to see, besides Khali vs Show.

[HTrain90]

So who is the hottest of the Divas? This could be a thread of its own, but I figured I'd ask during this match.

[FourFifty]

Woooo! Rematch! :|

[Ruien]

Why is Kelly Kelly trying to be like Velvet Sky?

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope JBL gets a fued started with Cena again just to keep Cena busy.

[BigDaddyCool]

I want Awesome Kong to come out so bad.

[NeanderCarl]

Body on Kelly Kelly, huh?! Shame about the visage.

She's a BOBFOC.

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

Still, you don't stare at the mantelpiece when you're stoking the fireplace. Test is a lucky man.

[sugar butt]

beth phoenix is lookin pretty good tonite, but i don't think green is her color

[BigDaddyCool]

Why do the face women only learn how to do one move?

[Avenger]

http://www.justin.tv/ringo_tv

STREAM

[FourFifty]

Oh Mickie, you're so fine! You're so fine you blow my....... uhhh... I don't think the next word is mind.
Yea, I'm a creep.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mickie should just go through fueds with all the heel bitches and switch the titles with them, that would be nice. The other faces should be fired.

[NeanderCarl]

Filler? FILLER??? I'll fucking fill her.

[FourFifty]

12 people came out, only 4 mattered.

[KingofOldSchool]

Well that was short.

[KingofOldSchool]

12 people came out, only 6 mattered.

[BigDaddyCool]

12 people came out, only 4 mattered.

I count 7, Mickie and all the heels...well 6, layla kinda sucks.

[HTrain90]

Well that was short.

As well it should be. Thanks goodness.

[NeanderCarl]

It was quick. Not painless, but very very quick.

[addy2hotty]

I missed it, what happened?

Obviously the jiggling.

[Avenger]

http://www.justin.tv/ringo_tv

LIVE STREAM

[Azriel]

And the point of that was...?

[FourFifty]

BTW- was HBK hurt last night, or just a work? I had 3 people telling me it was legit, albeit I'm pretty doubtful.

[FourFifty]

I missed it, what happened?

Obviously the jiggling.

Jiggling and The King making dirty jokes.

[Innovator]

JIGGLE WHAT?

JIGGLE WHO?

[HTrain90]

The cow in JBLs music never gets old.

[KingofOldSchool]

John Bitchtits Layfield

[Azriel]

Look, it's Jiggly Tits

[Innovator]

ROBBIE! WHAT THE FUCK

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Robbie!

[HTrain90]

Hey! He made it back from the iMPACT tapings!

[FourFifty]

I'M ROBBIE!

[Azriel]

"I'm Robbie"

[Innovator]

I'm JOBBIE!

[BigDaddyCool]

It is Robbie, and he isn't fired! This is the first time he has been on tv since the live impact!

[Azriel]

"I'm about to get squashed"

[NeanderCarl]

Ah, that's quite nice of WWE, giving Highlander Robbie one last TV appearance in a squash before they send him on his merry way to TNA in about 48 hours.

[KingofOldSchool]

Bitchtits is gonna rape you!

[FourFifty]

My drink and JBL in this match have something in common.
This is gonna be stiff!

[NeanderCarl]

JIGGLE WHAT?

JIGGLE WHO?

Gigolo Jimmy Del Ray.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Rory is pulling a Kendrick

[BigDaddyCool]

Rory too?

[Azriel]

Bitchtits is gonna rape you!

But they're not in the shower

[NeanderCarl]

Oh for fuck's sake... JBL/Cena feud now...

[Innovator]

Uh oh, Cena/JBL match

[HTrain90]

A JBL/Cena feud would be nice.

[KingofOldSchool]

yipee we get a JBL/Cena feud

[NeanderCarl]

Again.

[BigDaddyCool]

Sweet, JBL is starting a feud with Cena.

[NeanderCarl]

So when did The Highlanders turn face again? Or needn't I ask?

[FourFifty]

He'll do what he has to do to get his title back? Since when does taking out Robbie mean a damn thing?

[Azriel]

well, at least they'll stay away from the title

[HTrain90]

I know it won't happen, but I would mark the fuck out if RKO stole the belt back tonight.

[FourFifty]

So when did The Highlanders turn face again? Or needn't I ask?

They've been off tv for more than 2 weeks, we don't remember their epic heel turn.

[NeanderCarl]

If JBL and Cena had produced any noteworthy matches or angles during their 2005 feud, I'd say bring it on, let's see some more... unfortunately, they did the exact opposite.

[NeanderCarl]

They've been off tv for more than 2 weeks, we don't remember their epic heel turn.

Also, didn't they move to ECW too?

It's like the scene in Dallas where it was "all a dream"...

[Avenger]

http://www.justin.tv/ringo_tv

Live Stream

[HTrain90]

These five dollar footlongs piss me off.

For $5 i can get 3 mcchickens and a sweet tea from mcdonalds.

much better deal.

[Innovator]

Jiggletits vs. THE MARINE CHAIN GANG SOLDIER RUFF RUFF

[FourFifty]

Also, didn't they move to ECW too?

It's like the scene in Dallas where it was "all a dream"...

Or Nick Dinsmore's return to OVW.

[Innovator]

.....a pop for Londrick?

[Innovator]

Fallen Redneck Trevorpher Murdoch

[FourFifty]

:lol: Nice plug for the kid's zine.

[DarKCentaur]

Since when did Lance Cade become a 10th rate Flair

[Azriel]

It's Lonndrick and Lanceock

[NeanderCarl]

That Kids magazine looks like a pile of shite.

More filler....

At least WWE seem to have remembered that London and Kendrick are on the roster in recent weeks.

[Innovator]

...did JR just say shake n bake?

[Innovator]

LARIATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[KingofOldSchool]

Wooo London and Kendrick!

[NeanderCarl]

I never would have imagined that Trevor Murdoch was on the juice, but he's lost so much muscle mass in the last year, it's incredible. He's looking very small.

[HTrain90]

So I'm I supposed to care that Cade and Murdoch are having problems?

[KingofOldSchool]

MURDOCH'S GOT A LIVE MIC!

[FourFifty]

WWE should call Londrick by that name. Just have a The King and JR botch it a few times on air and play it off as "Well I can't keep up with how fast they are."

[Innovator]

I never would have imagined that Trevor Murdoch was on the juice, but he's lost so much muscle mass in the last year, it's incredible. He's looking very small.
That or he found a tredmill

[NeanderCarl]

What the fuck...?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL what?

[FourFifty]

What the shit?

[addy2hotty]

They have tag titles?

[HTrain90]

God I wish I was drunk right now. Good lord. This is ridiculous.

[NeanderCarl]

What the... FUCK...?

[Innovator]

um.....

[KingofOldSchool]

Murdoch and Jillian tag team?

[NeanderCarl]

Barmy.

[DarKCentaur]

He's got a good voice.

[addy2hotty]

haha...crowd member - 'you suck!'

[KingofOldSchool]

wow MOST.RANDOM.MOMENT.EVER.

[BigDaddyCool]

Trevor isn't a horrible singer.

[Azriel]

Trevor doing karaoke huh? That was odd.

[NeanderCarl]

Michaels is fine.

I mean his knee. Not his looks.

[HTrain90]

That singing actually was not terrible. I'm impressed.

But what the FUCK was the point of that?

[Avenger]

That was good lol

Murdoch was selling the angle very well.

[FourFifty]

He's got friends in low places?
OH! HE'S GOING TO TEAM WITH THE RETURNING BOOGEN!!!!

[HTrain90]

HBK-Y2J Highlight Reel. Yawn. Can we please try something we haven't done before?

[KingofOldSchool]

Jillian and Trevor should be the WWE's version of Tim McGraw and Faith Hill

[Azriel]

Lance must not be a Garth Brooks fan :lol:

[addy2hotty]

Next week, Murdoch comes out singing 'With My Baby Tonight'.

[BigDaddyCool]

wow MOST.RANDOM.MOMENT.EVER.

I want to rep you but can't

[HTrain90]

Katie Lea is so so so fine.

[KingofOldSchool]

Murdoch should sing Rob Conway's theme next week.

[Innovator]

paul birchall AND KATIE LEA

[FourFifty]

Paul Burchill and Regal might be the best reason to not hate England.

[KingofOldSchool]

Super Crazy gets squashed by Burchill again. lol

[Azriel]

Umm...okkkay.

[BigDaddyCool]

Fuck lillian and her "I can speak spanish" attitude.

[BigDaddyCool]

This match is boring.

[addy2hotty]

Crowd are well into this......

[HTrain90]

Ouch. That moonsault looked painful.

[BigDaddyCool]

Super Lazy

[addy2hotty]

Worst finisher ever.

[Mister Sinister]

I think Paul Burchill needs to come out with a Lancer Chainsaw Machine Gun from Gears of War....before Curb Stomping Someone.

[BigDaddyCool]

Are they making out yet?

[KingofOldSchool]

Super Crazy's going to be wished well here soon.

[Azriel]

Katie Lea's got potential

[HTrain90]

That was a great interview.

[FourFifty]

He just evoked Lashley's promo skills.

[KingofOldSchool]

Tomko's "No" > Orton's "No."

[addy2hotty]

European Room Service - Hi Mr Orton, this is your 7am wake-up call....

Orton - NO

[HTrain90]

Since Kennedy can now no longer squash Super Crazy, what's he going to do?

Are we really going to have 3 squashes in one night?

[Mister Sinister]

Has Umaga came out yet...

There you go...Who squashes who there, between him and Kennedy?

[addy2hotty]

Damn.

[Azriel]

Regal very imposing on the ring

[HTrain90]

Regal totally rules.

"The most powerful entity in the entire WWE."

This man is gold.

[addy2hotty]

'From this day forward, you will service me'.

[HTrain90]

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[addy2hotty]

ITS HARDCORE HOLLY....

Isn't it?

[FourFifty]

.........................KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HTrain90]

Oh man. I marked the fuck out for that one.

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Corndad]

Kennedy....

[HTrain90]

KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

KENNEDY FACE TURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



..........TURN!!!!!!!!!

[HTrain90]

Kennedy as a face? Wait? Really? Is this happening?

[addy2hotty]

Regal is awesome.....utter intensity.

[Innovator]

KENNEDY should become the new WHAT

[FourFifty]

Go on, say it, say it... KENNEDYYY!!!!!!!!

[DarKCentaur]

YES!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Stupid What chants

[HTrain90]

Oh man. This feud could be absolute gold. These guys can really work the mic.

[DarKCentaur]

We've been long overdue for a Kennedy face turn since the last draft.... YES!!

[FourFifty]

Woah, a Kennedy/Regal feud....







I just filled the cup.

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, Regal fucked him up lol

[HTrain90]

That was a stiff freaking punch there, fellas.

[ClockShot]

So.

While in between commercials while watching House, I see:


A women's re-match, Triple H with that fucking belt, but the one thing that sent a shiver down my spine was Murdoch singing "I got friends in low places."

Did I miss anything else?

[Azriel]

I meant Regal looked imopsing on that throne. Regal/Kennedy could be really good

[Splaya]

I cant wait to get that Jeff/Matt DVD

[Avenger]

STONE COLD KENNEDYyyYYY

[DarKCentaur]

So.

While in between commercials while watching House, I see:


A women's re-match, Triple H with that fucking belt, but the one thing that sent a shiver down my spine was Murdoch singing "I got friends in low places."

Did I miss anything else?

Kennedy just turned face.

Face.

[wwe2222]

eh, Kennedy....I really dislike him.

[addy2hotty]

Just watched that back. Looked like a few stiff punches in there.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice to see Kennedy kept his amazing promo skills in-tact.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and I was being sarcastic with that last comment.





Comment.


I went to the Kennedy Promo College.

[wwe2222]

Id hate to see Regal win KOTR only to job to Kennedy of all people

[DarKCentaur]

Oh and I was being sarcastic with that last comment.





Comment.


I went to the Kennedy Promo College.

Lemme guess, you hate Santino too.

[Innovator]

I actually like Kennedy as a face, or at elast a tweener

[Avenger]

You don't like Ken's promos?

[HTrain90]

Santino's theme is amazing.

Someone get me some lyrics.

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

Where's Cryme Tyme?

[FourFifty]

I almost care about CAWdy.

[Splaya]

LOL

I don't like the Soprano's

[DarKCentaur]

LOL SANTINO

[Splaya]

Cawdy must have spent 1000 of his WWEShop cash and gotten that elbow guard

[Avenger]

SANTEENO MAREEEYA

[addy2hotty]

*yawn*

Where's Cryme Tyme?

Hopefully gone again.

[DarKCentaur]

"Fake Italians from Jersey with their fake accents"

This is why he's amazing.

[ClockShot]

Come on, Mo.