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KingofOldSchool
05-01-2008, 10:29 PM
He's got some competition in Scott Steiner.

And I give a 72.4 and 1/4% chance of Steiner kicking Strikers ass. And a 63 and 1/8 of 1/4 minus 23 and 1/3 78% chance of Little Petey Pump flexing his muscles.
Mister Sinister
05-01-2008, 10:56 PM
lol what...

I have no idea what going on.
The Optimist
05-01-2008, 11:03 PM
Scott Steiner cut a hilarious promo explaining the math of his chances of winning the Triple Threat match with Kurt Angle and Somoa Joe. I think he settled with his chances at winning at 142 and 1/3 percent. Then saying "The numbers don't lie,". It was one of the best promos I've ever seen in TNA.
Mister Sinister
05-01-2008, 11:06 PM
I find it funny, the best promos in TNA involve Graphs and Numbers.
The Optimist
05-01-2008, 11:08 PM
A. Why?
B. No graphs were involved.
Mister Sinister
05-01-2008, 11:11 PM
No, but I was saying, the two best TNA promos have been

1. The one Scott Steiner just did.
2. The Kevin Nash interview with Alex Shelley showing off his Graphs of him drawing more then Austin, Rock and Hogan.
Ruien
05-01-2008, 11:14 PM
What about the Tomko and Steiner promo outside?
The Optimist
05-01-2008, 11:16 PM
Ah, I see what you did there.
KingofOldSchool
05-01-2008, 11:34 PM
Chuck Norris only provides ass kickings whereas Scott Steiner dishes out math statistics AND ass kickings!
Indifferent Clox
05-02-2008, 04:29 AM
ok this thread needs vids for real.
DaVe
05-02-2008, 04:30 AM
Yeah, a vid please. I tried searching on YouTube for the last 30mins since I saw this thread and can't find it.
The Mackem
05-02-2008, 05:08 AM
Nash and graphs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fob4r2N-upg
The Mackem
05-02-2008, 05:21 AM
Can't find the Steiner one either :(
Verbose Minch
05-02-2008, 09:14 AM
Chuck Norris only provides ass kickings whereas Scott Steiner dishes out math statistics AND ass kickings!

Chuck Norris joke. Instafail.
BigDaddyCool
05-02-2008, 09:23 AM
If Steiner has a live microphone, you know it is going to be good.
The Optimist
05-02-2008, 09:33 AM
Bidoof. Instafail.
KingofOldSchool
05-02-2008, 10:07 AM
Chuck Norris joke. Instafail.

Shut up jobber.
The Optimist
05-02-2008, 10:43 AM
Really though, Norris jokes are pretty played.
Corporate CockSnogger
05-02-2008, 04:51 PM
Now I know what you're all wondering. Dave, what does this do to the graph?
The Mackem
05-06-2008, 06:12 AM
Any video yet?
DaveBrawl
05-06-2008, 09:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEHA8rKoBrA

Here it is.
Mercury Bullet
05-06-2008, 12:58 PM
Maybe the best promo ever