Ashley is a hooker

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

Thanks to Jay Gunn for the following. ... I'm reading the newest issue of Rolling Stone (with "The Hills" girls on the cover - what has this rag come to?), and there's an article about a high-end escort service in L.A. operated by a woman named "Nici" that setup women like Maxim and FHM models, porn stars, and Playboy Playmates with rich clients who would pay up to $25,000 a night. Of course, she was busted by the FBI, and the Rolling Stone article lists the names of several of Nici's escorts, one of whom is WWE Diva Ashley Massaro. It's an interesting article and worth seeking out.

Mike Johnson had a chance to check out the issue, and Ashley is indeed mentioned, with a photo, as a WWE star and Playboy cover girl who was amongst a number of Los Angeles based women attached to the escort service. We should point out that there was no implication that she ever had sex for money, just that she was among the celebrity-type women the service took a fee for in return for setting up meetings with their clientele.

[#1-norm-fan]

So she was an ESCORT! Guys paid for her company, not to have sex with her! Perfectly legit.

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

Duh?

[KingofOldSchool]

The award for most obvious topic title goes to...

[Xero]

So she was an ESCORT! Guys paid for her company, not to have sex with her! Perfectly legit.

:shifty:

Oral isn't sex. :roll:

[thedamndest]

Move over, Lita.

[Vastardikai]

And somehow... I am not surprised.

In other news, Ashely will take the WWE Women's Title at the next Raw...

[TerranRich]

"To be yourself, is all that you can dooooo..." and a dozen guys for money.

[thedamndest]

To be fair, I would spend the night with a rich dude for $25,000 too.

[RP]

i'd stick my dick into a box of poisoness snakes for $25,000.

[Tommy Gunn]

I'd suck dick for $25,000.

[NeanderCarl]

I'd give her a few quid for a rub.

[NeanderCarl]

Prostitution is good business acumen. Men demand it, women supply it. The only reason it's not legal is because the government can't find a way to justify taxing the fuck out of it. Same with weed. Otherwise both would be readily available with the powers that be taking their mandatory 90% cut.

[Kane Knight]

I'd suck dick for $25,000.

Would you fuck your Mom for it?

[RP]

i'd stick my dick into a box of poisoness snakes for $25,000.

by this i mean, i'd stick my dick in Ashley Massaro

[Xero]

Or maybe she'd stick hers in you.

[Kane Knight]

Prostitution is good business acumen. Men demand it, women supply it. The only reason it's not legal is because the government can't find a way to justify taxing the fuck out of it. Same with weed. Otherwise both would be readily available with the powers that be taking their mandatory 90% cut.

Not if you're talking the US. We can tax anything.

[KYR]

"I did NOT have sexual relations with THAT woman!"

[Xero]

"In fact, we were UP ALL NIGHT!"

[KingofOldSchool]

"Well mainly because of the burning sensation..."

[KingofOldSchool]

The hold music on the phone to the escort service Ashley worked for:

You'd better hold on tight!
$99.56 a night!
No refunds, that's your plight!
You're goin' out with her toniiiight!

[FourFifty]

"Ashley is a hooker, the sky is blue, and the IWC is bitching about wrestling."
All this and more, on the Sean O'Haire show!

[Indifferent Clox]

she claims it isn't true and is currently suing.

[thedamndest]

Ashley isn't going to take these allegations lying down.

*rim shot*

[TerranRich]

Would you fuck your Mom for it?

*raises hand*

I would!

[TerranRich]

So... you'd fuck a man for $25,000, but not your mother for $1,000,000?

That's pretty gay. At least my mother is a woman.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ashley isn't going to take these allegations lying down.

*rim shot*

She's going to ride the allegations for all its worth.

[Kane Knight]

So... you'd fuck a man for $25,000, but not your mother for $1,000,000?

That's pretty gay. At least my mother is a woman.

She is now....

[NeanderCarl]

To be the man....

[Blitz]

Gotta say, I am slightly surprised by this.

[Shadow]

Gotta say, I am slightly surprised by this.

I gotta agree with Blitz.

Wonder how much Stacy went.

[Skippord]

So... you'd fuck a man for $25,000, but not your mother for $1,000,000?

That's pretty gay. At least my mother is a woman.
So would you fuck your dad for 2,000,000

[Tommy Gunn]

This is going to escalate badly with the who would you fuck for how much.

My absolute limit is fucking a crying orphan with no limbs for $63,001. After that, you're just a pervert!

[TerranRich]

So would you fuck your dad for 2,000,000

NO! He's my dad! What are you, insane?

Some people... :roll:

(j/k if you couldn't figure it out)

[Blitz]

So you would, then.

[Kane Knight]

Would you fuck your daughter for a million dollars?

[NeanderCarl]

I'd fuck your daughter for a tenner.

[Fabien Barthez]

Of course I would.

I am Austrian though. :-\

[TerranRich]

I'd fuck Kane Knight for $1,000.

Once he bathes.

[Kane Knight]

Doesn't that fly in the face of your family creed: Keep it in the Family?

[Stickman]

I'd pay a lot of money for sex with her.

[Theo Dious]

According to a news repost on the main page, it may be a DIFFERENT Ashley Massarro.

So? Doesn't mean Ashley isn't still a whore.

[Theo Dious]

Not if you're talking the US. We can tax anything.

The idea that you can't tax hookers is just laughable. They're this far away from taxing your virtual income in World of Warcraft for tit's sake.

[Kane Knight]

The idea that you can't tax hookers is just laughable. They're this far away from taxing your virtual income in World of Warcraft for tit's sake.

And they want to tax the internet, and e-mail.

The reason that we don't want prostitution is that half our politicians are pretending to be holier than thou. Of course, the ones who speak so loudly are usually the ones fucking hookers, men, and children. But still, it's not a financial issue. It's a morality issue.

Drugs are not legal for multiple reasons. First, Tobacco and Beer don't want omre competition. Second, most of the drugs we use now would be illegal if they weren't already institutionalised. IT's just impossible to get rid of the ones that have lobbies and billion dollar industries. We're a nation of prudes and puritans. But if it were legal? We'd tax the fuck out of it. That's why we keep raising the taxes on tobacco. Because we're a nation that loves to take money from the people.

[TerranRich]

Doesn't that fly in the face of your family creed: Keep it in the Family?

You're losing steam, buddy! That's the best you got? Maybe I should add "weak half-assed comebacks" to my list below. Check it out.

[Xero]

yar

[TerranRich]

No! Not the banner! *slaps forehead* :nono:

Yarrrrrr. That did seem like a cheap plug, didn't it?

[Xero]

That was the greatest YARRR in the history of our sport!

[TerranRich]

Joey Styles: OH MY YARRRR!!!!

[Xero]

Mike Adamle: HARDY YARDY!

[Kane Knight]

Losing steam? Rich from the guy whose only comeback is "take a bath! BAWWWWW!"

[Impact!]

Losing steam? Rich from the guy whose only comeback is "take a bath! (Straight Up) BAWWWWWLLLING!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

So... you'd fuck a man for $25,000, but not your mother for $1,000,000?

That's pretty gay. At least my mother is a woman.

You could have pushed the saving face thing, and just said "I'd fuck his mum for $25,000."

[Mr. Nerfect]

This story is obviously bullshit, though. As if Ashley would charge as high as $25,000?

The real victim coming out of all this is Matt Hardy. He thought he finally fucked a girl that wasn't a prostitute.

[Impact!]

The real victim coming out of all this is Matt Hardy. He thought he finally fucked a girl that wasn't a prostitute or Shannon Moore

[RGWhat316]

If this is all one big mistake, I do feel bad for Ashley. There maybe a big mixup, but she can never recover. Her name has already been drug through the mud, and she will be linked to this for a while.

[owenbrown]

So whether or not Ashley may or may not be a hooker, do I still need to be tested for an STD just for reading this thread? :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think people are being far too harsh with the odd "Ashley is a man" jokes that pop up. For a man, she is pretty hot, at least. Give her that much. Whereas, for a woman, Shannon Moore is just a little too staunch for my liking.

[Impact!]

I guess she could be considered hot...Standing next to Chyna

[Impact!]

Oh look black font

[TerranRich]

Losing steam? Rich from the guy whose only comeback is "take a bath! BAWWWWW!"

You know where you get your steam back?

In the shower. Run it for more than 5 seconds this time though.

[Rob]

This story is obviously bullshit, though. As if Ashley would charge as high as $25,000?


Turns out it ain't bullshit and the Ashley Massaro they are looking for is the WWE Ashley Massaro. The confusion only came because he used a gimmick name before.