The shit some people pull...

[Xero]

From the front page:

The promoter of the Prime Time Wrestling wrestling organization, Dave Martin, is upset to say the least after Sid Vicious no-showed his wrestling event in Belleville, MI this past weekend. "I'm so mad right now that I'm shaking", Martin wrote on his MySpace account. He said that Sid called him two days prior saying that he hurt his foot, but would appear at the show anyway. When Martin went to the airport to pick Sid, he discovered that Sid had never even gotten on the plane. Martin said that he called Sid's home, but got no answer. He also added, "I was warned that he had a history of no shows and to beware. I took a chance and got burned.. I lost a lot of money on advertising and plane ticket." Luckily for Martin, the event also featured a slew of wrestlers from TNA in Rhino, Eric Young, Robert Roode, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley and Johnny Devine, who were all able to make the show.

[Vastardikai]

Isn't it Softball Season?

[KYR]

:lol: As soon as I saw the thread title I thought "Hmmm, wonder if this is about Sid?"

[El Fangel]

What really happened.

Sid, looking at this as a possible rise again, in his deteriorating career, slowly walks down the long terminal, coming to the check-in line, he looks forward, and sees a small child, one wearing an Undertaker shirt.

Sid - :'( .... Uh Oh....

Quickly Sid, makes his way to the bathroom, with only 15 mins to spare.

Into the stall he goes, and what happened next is not for the faint of heart, or smell.

Then, to his dismay...

Final Boarding Call for Flights leaving Terminal 22.

Sid - :'(

Sid slowly wipes his ass, opens his suitcase, takes out a new pair of pants, leaves the rest of his stuff, walks outside the airport, and hails a Limo, once inside.


BOOM!

[Indifferent Clox]

:wtf:

[RGWhat316]

LOL, I almost went to this too. Place is about a half hour away from where I live. But since I'm not big on TNA, and this was mostly their stars, I decided not to go.

[dablackguy]

Curious question: If you're a promoter and you wanted someone to appear, why wouldn't you cover your own ass and make up a contract that both parties sign. This way, no shows get the suit for breach of contract.

[D Mac]

FUCK THE TITLE OF THIS FUCKING THREAD MOTHER FUCKER

[jcmoorehead]

Well with Sid you always gotta expect some kind of shit.

[Kane Knight]

When I hear "shit" in a wrestling sense, only two people pop to mind.

[BigDaddyCool]

Well at least Orton doesn't soil his own pants.

[Kane Knight]

This is true. With him, the shit just hits the fan.

[Hanso Amore]

This shit is gonna get ugly

[Vastardikai]

This is true. With him, the shit just hits the bag.

[D Mac]

Well at least Orton doesn't soil his own pants.

Neither did Sid. FUCK FUCK FUCK :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[Xero]

Yeah.

"Ruined" is a more appropriate word.

[Kane Knight]

On the other hand, At least Sid can keep it in his pants.

(There's a joke about Terran keeping it in his daughter here...)

[KYR]

Little known fact #1: Diarrhoea is actually hereditary...it runs in your jeans.

Ugh. Yeah. That was a bad joke.

[FourFifty]

Little known fact #1: Diarrhoea is actually hereditary...it runs in your jeans.

Ugh. Yeah. That was a bad joke.

Thankfully no one RAN with it!!!!

.......*crickets chirping*..........
:'(

[Theo Dious]

Luckily for Martin, the event also featured a slew of wrestlers from TNA in Rhino, Eric Young, Robert Roode, Chris Sabin, Alex Shelley and Johnny Devine, who were all able to make the show. And, let's face it, it's not like a hell of a lot of people were like, "Wow, let's go see Sid! He's great!" So basically Martin is only out the plane ticket and the cost of printing Sid's name on the advertisements, both of which were probably offset by the fact that the ring will not now have to be dry-cleaned.

[Theo Dious]

Because Sid would have shit in it.

[Blitz]

I've worked for these guys in the past, wasn't at this show though. Besides the plane ticket and advertising, Dave also gave Sid a deposit, not sure how much, and he lost that too.

So yeah. Fuck Sid.

[D Mac]

http://themostboringblogintheworld.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/fuck_you_fusking_fuck_l.jpg

[D Mac]

I'm DONE WITH THIS SHIT















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[Destor]

Neither did Sid. FUCK FUCK FUCK :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
You know it's true