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Anybody Thrilla
05-10-2008, 03:06 PM
I miss him.

Use this thread to discuss the awesomeness that is Ken(ny) Dykstra (Doane).

http://hulkster74.h.u.pic.centerblog.net/xnke0dlh.jpg

Let's start with his defining moments....

Remember that one time he beat Ric Flair?

http://www.wrestlingrevealed.com/images/raw-results/061023/dykstra.jpg

That was awesome.

Also, he was the Lebron James of the Spirit Squad.

http://st.blog.cz/w/wwemy.blog.cz/obrazky/5335528.jpg

Captivating stuff there.

Plus, he has sex with this in real life...

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/3852/14918mickiejamesyv7.jpg

And this on television...

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5222/01js9.jpg

...and I guess that about sums up Mr. Dykstra. Personally, I think the kid's a beast. I think the last we saw of him on TV was in that mini-feud with Chuck Palumbo, but since then, he's been MIA. He also had that awesome match with CM Punk on ECW once.

Does anybody know what the deal is with him now? I hope he doesn't get fired.

The One
05-10-2008, 03:09 PM
This has nothing to do with anything, but I think there was a Johnny or a Jimmy, something with a "J" in Spirit Squad, he was my favorite of the group.

Ken never did anything for me.

The Optimist
05-10-2008, 03:10 PM
I marked for Mikey once or twice.

Anybody Thrilla
05-10-2008, 03:14 PM
Johnny Jeter. I believe his finisher was called the Johnny-Go-Round or something. But nevermind that. Where's Kenny?

CSL
05-10-2008, 03:19 PM
Jeter is awesome. I like Kenny too. He is only 22. I'm sure there's plenty of chances for him coming in the future.

The One
05-10-2008, 03:21 PM
All I remember is Johnny use to take the beating in every single match. Like no one else in Spirit Squad took a single bump other than Johnny. And he was damn good at selling.

Kenny wore a bandanna, that's about all I can say about him.

Anybody Thrilla
05-10-2008, 03:30 PM
Remember when Johnny did that Karate Kid parody against DX in the main event of that one pay per view? That was awesome. That was Johnny, right?

Anyway, Kenny really is a solid worker. Did you guys see that match when he took CM Punk to the limit? Totally solid.

NeanderCarl
05-10-2008, 04:11 PM
Oh my God, they killed Kenny('s push)!

The One
05-10-2008, 04:15 PM
Is Kenny a 2nd generation guy?

Anybody Thrilla
05-10-2008, 04:16 PM
I want to give you a sympathy ":lol:" for your efforts, but due to the serious nature of this thread, I shall refrain. Please take your tomfoolery elsewhere.

Anybody Thrilla
05-10-2008, 04:16 PM
Is Kenny a 2nd generation guy?

I don't think so, unless his dad was "Iron" Mike Sharpe or Reno Riggins or somebody.

Shadow
05-10-2008, 05:01 PM
All I remember of the Spirit Squad is that the last two guys named in their intro seemed to be....on some form of drugs.

Mooияakeя™
05-10-2008, 05:12 PM
Was thinking this the other day. I don't "miss him", but I think he has a promising future and really thought they were gonna build him up with the Flair angle, and the weirdness with Nitro (thing round his neck) was ok. He certainly can be slapped into a tag team somewhere to get some TV time and to make RAW actually have more than 3 matches or something.

Attitude era always seemed to care about many diff wrestlers. Nowadays it's like the main titles (excluding EC-dub).

They need to get a bit more attention on the IC div. and TT divs. Kenny is proof there is are some ok wrestlers rather than have stupid fuckin segments or showing "this week's exclusive on WWE.com" etc.

Rammsteinmad
05-10-2008, 05:29 PM
I loved the Spirit Squad. They were amazing and really fun to watch. But individually I find myself caring for none of them.

Shaggy
05-10-2008, 06:32 PM
I dont remember which one of the spirit squad it is....but one of them and Torrie Wilson opened a clothing store down the block from where I work.

I would walk in there but to purchase a tie from that store would cost me my whole paycheck probably.

The Genius
05-10-2008, 06:53 PM
loved kenny too. i remember wwe pushing him and nitro briefly on smackdown as a tag team and dykstra wore a fur scarf too. i havent heard about him doing much lately but the last few appearances he had he was jobbing on the smackdown undercard.

KingofOldSchool
05-10-2008, 06:57 PM
Kenny was injured for a while and has been working dark matches and some house shows to shake off the ring rust. And probably the dreaded "Creative can't find a storyline for you."

NeanderCarl
05-10-2008, 08:33 PM
He looks like Owen Hart.

The Optimist
05-10-2008, 08:39 PM
I don't see the appeal.

D Mac
05-10-2008, 08:41 PM
meh

U-Warrior
05-11-2008, 12:26 AM
He looks like Owen Hart.

Yeah he does.

Indifferent Clox
05-11-2008, 12:33 AM
I want word from WWKD or Dave Youell ( in this case I might take Noid's word for it, although he may say about to win the world title because he's Regal in disguise)... i don't trust that KOOS ever since he threatened my capitalistic venture in the Raw Thread.

addy2hotty
05-11-2008, 02:46 AM
Kenny will be soon wished luck in his future endeavours.

Highly over-rated by the IWC, but he can do a good top rope leg drop thing. Like Brian Lawler could.

Afterlife
05-11-2008, 03:08 PM
Kenny never impressed me. I've always like Jeter.