Official ECW on Sci Fi Thread, 5/13/08 (no spoilers, please)

[Anybody Thrilla]

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After picking up a historic win on ECW’s 100th Episode, Colin Delaney will at long last sign a contract to become the Land of the Extreme’s newest Superstar on the next ECW on SciFi. The persistence and passion has finally paid off for Delaney whose dreams came true after defeating General Manager Armando Estrada. But will the youngster with a small stature, but a big heart, have what it takes to be a success in ECW? How will Delaney match up to his fellow Extreme Superstars? And what will Estrada have in store for Delaney?

ECW Champion Kane joined forces with CM Punk to defeat Chavo Guerrero & Bam Neely in tag team action. Mr. Money in the Bank delivered a devastating G.T.S. to Guerrero for the win as WWE Tag Team Champions The Miz & John Morrison looked on. The Big Red Machine and the Straightedge Superstar are an Extreme force when paired together – how will these two Superstars leave their mark in the Land of the Extreme? And when will Punk cash in his Money in the Bank privileges?

Kofi Kingston remains undefeated in ECW action after defeating Matt Striker on Tuesday as Shelton Benjamin offered guest commentary. But after defeating “Your Teacher," Benjamin stormed into the ring to attack Kingston, leaving him face-down on the mat. Has Kingston finally met his match? Will the “Gold Standard” be able to stop the Jamaican Superstar’s winning streak?

Finally, Mick Foley will also make his return to ECW and Matt Striker’s Classroom next week. What will transpire between the Hardcore Legend and “Your Teacher”? What does the SmackDown color commentator have in store for the Land of the Extreme?

To find out the answers to these questions and more, tune into Tuesday’s ECW on Sci Fi at 10/9 CT. Also, be sure to catch ECW in its entirety every week on WWE.com, available from Wednesday to the following Monday afternoon.

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So tonight we've The Miz v. CM Punk and John Morrison v. Kane. Could be pretty decent. A Colin Delaney contract signing, I'm sure a Kofi Kingston match, and hopefully some freakin' Elijah Burke action, for shit sake. Who's watching tonight?

[McLegend]

I will be watching.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I really, really, really, really hope Kane and Punk don't win the tag titles at Judgment Day.

[Afterlife]

The tiltes are on the line? That seems kinda stupid.

[KingofOldSchool]

I really, really, really, really hope Kane and Punk don't win the tag titles at Judgment Day.

Hey, Punk cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase to get that title shot.

[Anybody Thrilla]

What if Punk cashed in his Money in the Bank for a shot at the tag titles?

[Anybody Thrilla]

:lol:, yes, KoOS always makes ECW fun.

[McLegend]

legend does to.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hey, Punk cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase to get that title shot.

Apparently, Shannon Moore and Jimmy Wang Yang have tons of breifcases between them as well.

[KingofOldSchool]

I think Armando should give Colin, Torrie's last entrance music since she is no longer in the company.

[Innovator]

ECF

[Anybody Thrilla]

legend does to.

Well yeah, but that goes without saying. :cool:

:shifty:

;)

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder what kind of crazy shennanigans Mike Adamle will be up to tonight!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I think Armando should give Colin, Torrie's last entrance music since she is no longer in the company.

Can't even remember what that sounds like. Can you sing it for me real quick?

[KingofOldSchool]

Can't even remember what that sounds like. Can you sing it for me real quick?

Something, something, something, With a girl like that...*dun dun* With a girl like that.

[KingofOldSchool]

Colt Cabana should debut as the Court Jester in the Palace of Wisdom.

[IC Champion]

ECW is still on?

[McLegend]

Well yeah, but that goes without saying. :cool:

:shifty:

;)

:heart:

[KingofOldSchool]

Spoiler:



















Punk jobs again.

[KingofOldSchool]

ECW is still on?

Not for another 13 minutes silly. :roll:

[McLegend]

Adamle has lost his appeal to me since he now fucks up intentionally.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Something, something, something, With a girl like that...*dun dun* With a girl like that.

That would fit Colin's character pretty well.

Randy Orton's old theme is also free, though.

[KingofOldSchool]

That would fit Colin's character pretty well.

Randy Orton's old theme is also free, though.

That would be stupid.

[Innovator]

Punk will job to Miz via a gust of wind

[Afterlife]

Adamle has lost his appeal to me since he now fucks up intentionally.

Please. Nothing changed on his part. It's just that the company was stuck between admitting a mistake in hiring him or keeping a bad decision running.

This is the WWE's "I meant to do that".

[Anybody Thrilla]

That would be stupid.

I'm sorry, that was a very dumb thing for me to say.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk will job to Miz via being blinded by Tazz's shirt

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm sorry, that was a very dumb thing for me to say.

You should be.

[Innovator]

Abel vs. Jim Belushi on ECF TONIGHT

[Anybody Thrilla]

To punish myself, I will be compiling a list of Big Daddy V matches and watching them all week. :(

[Innovator]

no man should go through that

[Anybody Thrilla]

Then I'll just watch whatever crap show is on Sci Fi after ECW. :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

Absmando Estrada

[Innovator]

OH HAVE MERCY

[KingofOldSchool]

lol that was a dubbed in pop if I ever heard one.

[KingofOldSchool]

Whatta contract signing!

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Knoxing time!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yessssssss, Mike Knox has super sweet theme music and a super DUPER sweet beard, so that's something to look forward to. :y:

[Innovator]

Colin vs. Knoxhole

[Afterlife]

That Delany recap from last week was triumphant as fuck. I almost wanted to cry. :)

[Innovator]

CM PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNKER!

[Anybody Thrilla]

All right, The Miz is about to whoop some ass. HOO RAH!

[KingofOldSchool]

Morrison and Kane, Tag team champions!

[Innovator]

The A listers babyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just wish they could be tag champs forever.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The A listers babyyyyyyyyyyyy

I thought they were called The In Crowd.

[IC Champion]

Punk wins.

[Splaya]

Over under on Adamale's errors tonight is 50.

What are you guys taking? The over or the under?

[Innovator]

That DAMNED PUNK CHANT BUTTON

[Innovator]

I thought they were called The In Crowd.
They are

[BigDaddyCool]

OMG, ECW just got BDCA!

[KingofOldSchool]

Miz is only good when Morrison is with him.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, BDC might be at Raw come monday, depends on if my buddy wants to go.

[Mercury Bullet]

Over under on Adamale's errors tonight is 50.

What are you guys taking? The over or the under?

Under.



But a handful of them will be REALLY bad.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dunno, I'm a Mizfit.

[Innovator]

The beating rule?

[Xerzes]

Mike Mizanin to open the show. There's putting your best foot flowered.

[Mercury Bullet]

What the hell is the beating rule?

[Anybody Thrilla]

God, Adamle is just fucking awful. Not even in a funny way, really.

[KingofOldSchool]

Those damn dubbed chants.

[Mercury Bullet]

Apparently it's like a 10-run rule in little league baseball :roll:

[Anybody Thrilla]

The beating rule only exists in knothole pro wrestling.

[Innovator]

have mercy!

[KingofOldSchool]

That spot where Punk just holds onto him in the corner is kind of awkward.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That bridge spot is far too predictable.

[Innovator]

GO TO SREEEEEEEEEEEP.....WHAT THE FUCK

[Anybody Thrilla]

FUCK YES MIKE THE MIZ!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Splaya]

HOLY SHIT

[Anybody Thrilla]

Which pretty much locks the fact that Punk and Kane are winning at Judgment Day. :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Duh, it's the age old "tag team rivals face off in singles where one team gets a victory in each match"

[Innovator]

Mr. MITB jobs to the Miz?







really?

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Morrison beats Kane, the tag reign is DEFINITELY over...so i guess I have to root for Kane in that one.

P.S., DIVA FEVA!

[Splaya]

DIVA FEVA

[KingofOldSchool]

DIVA FEVA!

[Afterlife]

lmao @ "What did you just say?!"

[BigDaddyCool]

So, is Adamle suppose to say crazy retarded stuff?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wait, Kane is the ECW champ, right?

[Mercury Bullet]

The shaman of sexy?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is like the only one of their top babyfaces who actually lose clean.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I have no idea why, but I am LOLing right now at "Jamaican me crazy". God damn it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk is like the only one of their top babyfaces who actually lose clean.

Also the only one who would lose to The Miz.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Punk does everything clean though, that's his lifestyle. :shifty:

[Afterlife]

God, Adamle is just fucking awful. Not even in a funny way, really.

I was just thinking, he's upgraded from Terrible to Just Plain Bad. :|

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Dumb, Dumber, and Cherry.

[Mercury Bullet]

Kelly is hot :drool:

[Anybody Thrilla]

You know, Cherry can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.

[Innovator]

Nattie is very hot

[KingofOldSchool]

What shakes like jelly jelly? KELLY KELLY!

[McLegend]

Get ready for a 5 star match.

[Afterlife]

An analogy comes to me:

Mike "Shakes" Adamle is the chick match of commentary.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Natalya really isn't that hot, actually.

[KingofOldSchool]

Vicky and Nattie are gonna fuck their shit up.

[Afterlife]

Also, Cherry has sizeable knockers.

[Innovator]

HART ATTACK

[Anybody Thrilla]

An analogy comes to me:

Mike "Shakes" Adamle is the chick match of commentary.

Close enough to make you realize what's supposed to be happening, but not good enough to make you want to see it again. :y:

[Mercury Bullet]

Ugh this is painful

[Anybody Thrilla]

Victoria's ass is hot.

[Mercury Bullet]

Also, Cherry has sizeable knockers.

:yes:

:y:

[Mercury Bullet]

Victoria's ass is hot.

:yes:

:y:

[McLegend]

Natalya really isn't that hot, actually.

Better then Cherry though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

The only thing that could save this match is Marcus Cor Von returning and Pouncing the shit out of Cherry.

[Mercury Bullet]

At least there is hotness to make up for this god awful match

[McLegend]

Victoria's ass is hot.

I know you don't care, but she has lost all of her muscle tone.

She is still hot though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

God should be killing a kitten for that finish. :n:

[Afterlife]

So, when do we see the debut of The Cherry Bomb?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what the hell part 2

[Anybody Thrilla]

I know you don't care, but she has lost all of her muscle tone.

She is still hot though.

Well, I haven't lost my boner, SO WHATEVER.

[Mercury Bullet]

Sheldon Benjamin!

[Anybody Thrilla]

So Shelton's gonna pull a horse shoe out of Kofi's ass? Finally, a program Afterlife can get behind. :y:

[Mercury Bullet]

Ooooh Jamaican Me Crazy Kofi!

[McLegend]

You think Shelton still has dreams about beating HHH on Raw?

[KingofOldSchool]

YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA

[Afterlife]

So Shelton's gonna pull a horse shoe out of Kofi's ass? Finally, a program Afterlife can get behind. :y:

Um...Say what? :wtf:

[Innovator]

Shelton should use that line like Jericho does about beating Rock and Austin, IN THE SAME NIGHT

[Anybody Thrilla]

You think Shelton still has dreams about beating HHH on Raw?

And nightmares about his Momma.

[KingofOldSchool]

YOU NOT BBBIIIGG PAWPI

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG IT'S NAILZ!

[Innovator]

Was that English Adamle?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm laughing thinking about Morrison on The Dirt Sheet talking about Shelton's music.

'Actually Miz, ain't no stoppin' me now is a double negative, which means he could easily be stopped.'

[Mercury Bullet]

What was he rambling about there?

"The frenetic ending between actually John Cena?"

[Afterlife]

Something like that.

[JH]

I hope Shelton beats the hell out of Kofi

[Afterlife]

Why is the Judgement Day logo a burning Saturn?

[Mercury Bullet]

I keep trying to hit fast forward thinking I DVR'd this...

[McLegend]

Shelton is winning tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope Knox beats the hell out of Colin.

[Afterlife]

Winning what?

[McLegend]

Winning what?

Isn't he wrestling Kofi Kingston tonight?

[Anybody Thrilla]

So there's still Shelton/Kofi, Colin/Knox, AND Morrison/Kane left? I'll be darned, is ECW two hours now?

[Afterlife]

No.

[KingofOldSchool]

I don't think Shelton and Kofi are wrestling tonight.

[Afterlife]

Knox wipes out Delaney, then Morrison/Kane.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah all two of them are standing...

[Xerzes]

Colin Delaney's outfit clearly has shoulder straps, but I can't remember ever seeing him wear them.

[Mercury Bullet]

That was quick

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL YES!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[Anybody Thrilla]

Mike Knox is growing on me.

[KingofOldSchool]

This is awesome

[Mercury Bullet]

That was quicker

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought Mike Knox was "The Calculating Cuban".

[Splaya]

Estrada could be the next Rock


I'M DEAD SERIOUS

[KingofOldSchool]

YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Afterlife]

First match, and a bloody nose. There's a good omen for ya.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Estrada could be the next Rock


I'M DEAD SERIOUS

I'm thinking not.

[Mercury Bullet]

Yeh I wouldn't go that far

[Mercury Bullet]

He could be the next ECW champion...

But thats not really saying much.

[Afterlife]

Dead wrong, maybe.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Estrada could be the next D'Lo Brown, perhaps. :y:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh crap, they just ran a commercial for a TNA house show in my city. Should I go?

[Afterlife]

You mean fired? Or vaguely black?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Twisted steel? What?

[Mercury Bullet]

Oh crap, they just ran a commercial for a TNA house show in my city. Should I go?

I would go if Tickets were no more than $25

[Anybody Thrilla]

You mean fired? Or vaguely black?

Accidentally break somebody's neck.

[Mercury Bullet]

Twisted steel and sex appeal! The shaman of sexy!

[Anybody Thrilla]

I would go if Tickets were no more than $25

I dunno, that could be 5 Subway footlongs.

[Afterlife]

"Deva Feva", "Reign of Kane"; Badamle likes to rhyme.

[Anybody Thrilla]

A little wrestling insight from Adamle. I think he's at least trying not to suck. Failing at it, but trying.

[Afterlife]

Accidentally break somebody's neck.

That'd work, too.

[Afterlife]

HOly shit -- There's a clown in the front row!

[KingofOldSchool]

Someone has a "Kane is my sons hero" sign.

So his son looks up to people with a plotholed past?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did you just hear The Tazz say D'Lo? Creepy! :eek:

[Anybody Thrilla]

HOly shit -- There's a clown in the front row!

Doink 2K8? I'd mark out.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I wonder if Vickie Guererro is going to follow Regal and Estrada's lead and start competing as a diva.

[Afterlife]

Full clown garb, rainbow hair, red nose-- It popped up outta fuckin' nowhere and applauded for Kane. THis show is so damn strange!

[Afterlife]

I wonder if Vickie Guererro is going to follow Regal and Estrada's lead and start competing as a diva.

Don't be silly -- she's in a wheelchair.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You're in a wheelchair! :foc:

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder if Vickie Guererro is going to follow Regal and Estrada's lead and start competing as a diva.

The Winner and NEW WWE Women's Champion...VICKIE...GGGGGUUUEERRRRERRROOO!

[Afterlife]

You're in a wheelchair! :foc:

Hey, if rollies can't be successful ghostbusters, I don't see them being successful wrestlers.

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle is channeling Uncle Jesse again

[Anybody Thrilla]

Shelton's Momma had a pretty good run in a wheelchair.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Did he say 'shaking off a cake'?

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd like to eat a cake...

[Mercury Bullet]

This is a long match

[Anybody Thrilla]

It was a one-armed man in The Fugitive, not one-legged.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This is a long match

They've been making Morrison look pretty good as of late.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Miz owning Punk AGAIN.

[Mercury Bullet]

Holy crap he won

[KingofOldSchool]

New champs on Sunday

[Anybody Thrilla]

PHUCK....awesome that Morrison won, but that tag title reign is over for sure now.

[Mercury Bullet]

Yeh Punk and Kane are winning the tag titles

[Anybody Thrilla]

ECW champ and Money in the Bank winner getting bitchslapped by the tag champs. Interesting.

[Mercury Bullet]

And then I bet they come up with a really new and crazy idea to have, GET THIS, the tag team champs (Punk & Kane) have a really uneasy alliance with one being the ECW Champ and the other having the MITB!!!!111!!!1!

[Mercury Bullet]

Rofl "Judgement Night" by The Miz at the end there

[Afterlife]

They've been making Morrison look pretty good as of late.

Morrison always looks good. :naughty:

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Punk uses his Money in the Bank on the ECW title, he's a fucking doofus....but he did say that's exactly what he plans on doing already, didn't he?

[Afterlife]

Rofl "Judgement Night" by The Miz at the end there

Sounds a lot cooler though, doesn't it?

[Afterlife]

If Punk uses his Money in the Bank on the ECW title, he's a fucking doofus....but he did say that's exactly what he plans on doing already, didn't he?

I do believe.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He might as well use it on the United States championship if he's gonna do that.

[Afterlife]

Burrrrrrn.

[Indifferent Clox]

Is he gonna use it at ONS?

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Kane wins, we riot. :mad:

[Mercury Bullet]

Is he gonna use it at ONS?

I think you may be on to something with that

[loopydate]

Burrrrrrn.

I know it was a while ago, but that's probably still a pretty touchy subject for Kane.

[Afterlife]

Fair enough.

[Juan]

Wow, Morrison made to look great against Batista AND Kane.