The WWE Logic Game

[Anybody Thrilla]

Here's how it works. Inquire about any WWE related situation past or present (or future, should you feel so inclined) and the following poster will use "WWE logic" to explain it. The same poster can then post an inquiry to be answered by the next poster.

EXAMPLE:

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Q: Why isn't Chris Jericho the WWE champion?

A: He needs more steroids.

....Why was John Cena champ for so long?

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Crappy example, I know, and this may fall flat on its face, but let's give it a whirl anyway! I'll start.

Q: Why does Mark Henry still have a job?

[BigDaddyCool]

Cause they need black guys on the roster.

Do I ask a question?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Q: Why does Mark Henry still have a job?
A: To help target the ever-growing Predator demographic.

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Q: Why is Snitsky being allowed to grow some of his facial hair back?

[Indifferent Clox]

Because he'd sue otherwise for racial discrimination.

[Lock Jaw]

Did you mean facial (hair) discrimination?

[BigDaddyCool]

Snitsky is growing facial hair so he doesn't look like a skinny kane.

Q: Why even employ cruiserwieghts?

[Anybody Thrilla]

So children can have Superstars their height to relate to.

What's up with Mike Adamle?

[Indifferent Clox]

He's so high right now

What the fuck about preplanning angle's don't they understand?

[Anybody Thrilla]

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN <s>THE</s> WORLD WRESTLING <s>FEDERATION</s> ENTERTAINMENT! :shifty:

Why implement a Wellness Policy when all of your biggest stars are clearly steroid abusers?

[James Steele]

Because CM Punk is outpopping everybody and the real star of the show.

When will CM Punk cash in his MONEY IN THE BANK contract?

[LoDownM]

Because CM Punk is outpopping everybody and the real star of the show.

When will CM Punk cash in his MONEY IN THE BANK contract?

Never, he'll lose the MiTB to Jeff Harvey

When will HHH hold both WWE and WHC belts?

[BigDaddyCool]

Never, he'll lose the MiTB to Jeff Harvey

When will HHH hold both WWE and WHC belts?

Month or so.

Why even bring back Rey? He is just going to break in 3 month anyhow.

[Indifferent Clox]

Never, he'll lose the MiTB to Jeff Harvey

When will HHH hold both WWE and WHC belts?


Whenever he wants.

When will ECW return to the old way of being ECW?

[Afterlife]

Month or so.

Why even bring back Rey? He is just going to break in 3 month anyhow.

A. When Mark Henry cripples him for good, they can justify releasing both of them permenantly.

Q. Why does Randy Orton use the phrase "you see" in every other sentence?

[Anybody Thrilla]

To counteract John Cena, whom you can't see.

Will Shelton Benjamin ever get a proper push?

[Fabien Barthez]

To counteract John Cena, whom you can't see.

Will Shelton Benjamin ever get a proper push?

He's in the middle of it.

When is there going to be a fucking Draft?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sorry, Stone Cold only drinks from cans. :shifty:

What were you thinking with Katie Marie?

[Fabien Barthez]

Thinking?

Where on earth did you get that music for Flair's retirement?

[El Fangel]

Dragonforce

Why hasnt Val Venis won a world title?

[taker707]

Because he refuses to take vince and HHH up the a$$

[Fabien Barthez]

:shifty:

[Impact!]

Dragonforce

Why hasnt Val Venis won a world title?
Because the IWC would be happy

Why is Londrick continously jobbed out?

[El Fangel]

Because talent does not equal ratings

why has Kane only ever had one world title run?

[FourFifty]

Because they like to piss off all the fans with Kane mask tattoos, and other people.

Why haven't we seen a story line with Kennedy, a group of midgets, and a murder?

[El Fangel]

Just like his name, he will echo, and come around again.

Why hasnt Jericho saved_us?

[Afterlife]

Just like his name, he will echo, and come around again.

Why hasnt Jericho saved_us?

We don't understand your question.

Why was there a clown in the crowd for SD/ECW this week?

[Hanso Amore]

No, He was Announcing the Show.

Is Buff Really the Stuff? And is it possible to ever get enough?

[Impact!]

No, yes

When HHH says it's time to play the game, does that mean he is playing the game, or is his opponent playing triple H (and if so does that mean that Triple H is literally a game not the game)

[Fabien Barthez]

As long as he gets played with at some point, Hunter doesn't give a fuck.

Any team, any era, in their prime. Which tag team would you use to resurrect the division?

[The MAC]

:nono: :naughty: :shifty:

[Impact!]

Chris Benoit & Eddie Guerrero (Get it...Resurrect)

How can Kenny Dykstra get a good push?

[Fox]

Bring back the rest of the Squad and squash them to Batista and Undertaker

Why hasn't K-Fed been brought back for a follow-up storyline with Cena?

[NoRoolz]

Because his name always gets mentioned alongside Britney Spears. AND THE WWE IS AGAINST DRUGS.

Why have you, just now, started to push William Regal?

[Mister Sinister]

Because he just now got to a point, where his hairstyle warrants a push of some sort

So why doesn't queering make the world go round?

[The Show Off]

Because he just now got to a point, where his hairstyle warrants a push of some sort

So why doesn't queering make the world go round?

We at WWE aren't entirly sure why it doesn't but Billy & Chuck losing the WWF Tag Team Championship clearly shows that it doesn't?

Who won the 2004 Royal Rumble?

[El Fangel]

Voldemort

Who won the Heavyweight title at Wrestlemania 20?

[Mister Sinister]

Triple H doopleanger who forced the original Triple H to tap out

Will the WWE be enforcing a new brawl for all with Topless Divas?

[El Fangel]

Yes, in the first all natural talent match, sadly no one has talent, and no one is natural, so its 10 mins of an empty ring.

Who is going to be the first to job to Aurora?

[Impact!]

Stephanie's Uterus

Who is the next big thing

[El Fangel]

Stephanie's Uterus

Who is the next big thing

Hornswoggle

Will Trips ever get caught violating the wellness policy?

[RVDmark]

Depends if Stephanie ever changes her name to "Wellness Policy".

What will Matt Hardy not do?

[The Show Off]

Depends if Stephanie ever changes her name to "Wellness Policy".

What will Matt Hardy not do?

How could the WWE be bothered to remember a catch phrase that doesn't belong to John Cena or Triple H?

Could the WWE be bothered to remember a catch phrase that doesn't belong to John Cena or Triple H?

[NoRoolz]

Yes, YOUUUUUUUUUU'REEEEE FIRREEEEEDDDD.

Why is the tag division such a shambles these days?

[Fabien Barthez]

Because theres no point wasting time with tage team wrestling, when you can rehash a programme between Orton, Cena and HHH again. Thats what the people want to see.

Who and how can they include another unrelated celebrity, in a way as sucessfully done as Floyd?

[thedamndest]

Trick question, Floyd wasn't successful!

Will the cruiserweight belt ever come back?

[Fox]

Fans don't remember the Cruiserweight Title, that was months ago.

Billy and Chuck was great. Which current tag team should we turn "gay"? Holly and Cody Rhodes seems like a good option?

[FourFifty]

Pfft, tag teams, don't waste your time.

Why can't Hulk Hogan sell?

[Porcupine]

Pfft, tag teams, don't waste your time.

Why can't Hulk Hogan sell?

Because you wouldn't be able to afford it if he did, BROTHER.

How did Mordecai turn into Kevin Thorn?

[Afterlife]

Magic.

Why was the Gooker never a champion?

[El Fangel]

He gobbled up all his chances.

Why was Hassan removed from TV?

[Afterlife]

Undertaker killed him.


AAYALAYYAYAALLALAAAAH?

[El Fangel]

IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!

Adamle?

[Fabien Barthez]

World-class commentator. You ain't going to like his booking though.....

How many more PPV's could we squeeze into a year?

[Afterlife]

World-class commentator. You ain't going to like his booking though.....

How many more PPV's could we squeeze into a year?

Let's just put Raw, SD and ECW on WWE 24/7 and make them pay for everything. That'll teach 'em!

Why is Viscera's soft, floppy chest designed to look like Ouija Board?

[El Fangel]

To find out where his balls are.

Who would win in a fight? Mark Henry or the Predator?

[Afterlife]

The KKK's cheif ufologist.

How long before Kenny's ridiculous nose is broken clean off his face?

[NoRoolz]

Mark Henry. He is the worlds strongest man!

Why isn't the Hardcore title reinstated and used on ECW yet?

[TerranRich]

Hardcore Title? What Hardcore Title? We have no idea what you're referring to...

Why does the writing team have a 20-day no-remember clause except when related to HHH or Vince?

[NoRoolz]

This is not true. Randy Orton is the youngest champion of all time! He won the title at Summerslam 2004. Who he won it from however, we're not so sure.

Did Bret Hart really screw Bret Hart?

[Fabien Barthez]

More fondled, like by an innapropriate uncle.

What's the best gimmick match of all time?

[FourFifty]

Three Stages Of Hell. So awesome that if they do more than one every 49 years the world will explode.

Why Vickie?

[Impact!]

Why not

How many more times will Triple H win the WWE Championship?

[El Fangel]

17, He wants to one up Flair.

Have any of you been certified as mentally retarded.

[Indifferent Clox]

PORCUPINES

Why is cena so amazing?

[El Fangel]

Thats the bottom line, cause Vincent Kennedy McMahon said so.

Why did Bret screw Shawn Micheals?

[FourFifty]

Have any of you been certified as mentally retarded.

Where's Clox when you need him?

[Indifferent Clox]

Thats the bottom line, cause Vincent Kennedy McMahon said so.

Why did Bret screw Shawn Micheals?

Because Fourfifty touches little boys.

Why can't they do amazing things like MVP/ hardy more often?

[FourFifty]

Because Fourfifty touches little boys.

Why can't they do amazing things like MVP/ hardy more often?

Just to piss you off.

Will WWE ever really listen to their die hard fans instead of marketing towards the masses?

[Afterlife]

The who does what, now? You must be wrong about something.

Who will be the next two men to share a one-man title?

[NoRoolz]

We plan on having a joint Triple H/John Cena title run that'll take us into late 2010.

Why was The British Bulldog never WWE champion?

[Indifferent Clox]

Because he was the british bulldog.

I pass my question to anyone.

[Afterlife]

Why is Clox so Indifferent?

[NoRoolz]

idk what

[Indifferent Clox]

oh shit.

Will Triple H, Batista, or Cena Ever fail a drug test and be suspended for it?

[El Fangel]

Not while Cena is supplying the roids.

Name 5 wrestlers from Alberta to hold a WWE World Title



Crossrine

[NoRoolz]

Are you asking us to remember stuff?

Why did you decide to add a third show to the brand split, and also, why is it called 'ECW' as it clearly is nothing like the original?

[El Fangel]

Its all about Vince to shame and put down his rivals.

Will Kane ever be a world champion again?

[NoRoolz]

He is right now!

What are your thoughts on TNA?

[El Fangel]

I dont watch that stuff while I am at work.

Kenzo Suzuki?

[TerranRich]

Hai!

Who Still Remembers?

[El Fangel]

Was it longer then a week ago?

What happened last week?

[Afterlife]

There's no such thing.

Can you smell what the Rock is cookin'?

[El Fangel]

Yes, I can.

Where is the bottom line?

[The Show Off]

At the bottom dumbass.

Why doesn't Jerry Lawler wear his crown anymore?

[El Fangel]

When Hunter says his colors are his, he means the accessories too.

Whats a cruiserweight?

[Indifferent Clox]

KHALI LUNCH!


What the fuck is that shit on Khali's chest?

[Afterlife]

Cancer babies.

When can we start calling him "Dick Head Smith"?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Once Shotgun Saturday Night returns, exclusively at WWE.com!

Are you gonna push Stevie Richards or what?

[El Fangel]

If we can ever find him.

Do you guys rig the online polls?

[FourFifty]

Because we can.

Where's the love for Ludvig Borga?

[El Fangel]

Is his pants.

Chris Benoit

[FourFifty]

At least it's not Cena....

Why Cena?

[Afterlife]

Yo, dog, don't be dissin' Jawn Cena, yo.

Why don't the blactuals talk like that?