Official Raw Thread (5/19/08): I hope Kane forgets what day it is

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love how when Piper went to grab Santino he just stops fighting and is like "don't help him :mad:''

[Corndad]

Lol DAMN

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[The Optimist]

Wow. Ron Simmons comeback. Santino seemed so dismayed that he got Damn'ed.

[Innovator]

4th graders are maturing at a fast rate....i have pictures

[KingofOldSchool]

Are you Hung like a 4th Grader? Hosted by Santino Marella

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol, I think that may be the first time I've marked out for Ron Simmons in a very long time.

HOLY SHIT SANTIGO HAS PICTURES OF 4TH GRADERS

[owenbrown]

:rofl: RANDOM RON SIMMONS DAMN!

[SammyG]

lmfaooooooooo

[DaVe]

Lmao, I love this.

[KingofOldSchool]

Later on Santino will have another cake called "Pedocake"

[KingofOldSchool]

Piper loves to throw cake in people's faces.

First Striker, now Santino

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I still say Santamario has a smaller gut in his Hot Rod shirt than Piper.

[ClockShot]

Whoops. Wrong move there Rowdy.

[Innovator]

Santino is gonna job to Cousin Sal

[SammyG]

ROFL Santino is so good. Sadly, this is all he can be.

[Corndad]

Sal vs Santino?? lol

[Innovator]

Pretty sick having Kennedy walking with the bagpipes playing

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy's got his pink slip face on.

[SammyG]

This has to end in a countout, or something. KENNEDY CAN'T LOSE

[Xerzes]

I think I missed Ron Simmons.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy will be FFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEED!!!!!


























































...FIRED!

[NeanderCarl]

Why was everyone talking about DiBiase?

[Innovator]

Kennedy comes back and gets fired within a month

[DarKCentaur]

No, Kennedy will win, Regal gets fired from GM, and in comes DIBIASE AS GM

[SammyG]

MISSSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEEEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KENNNEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeanderCarl]

It's The Mighty Hercules!!!! Oh wait, it's Regal.

[Corndad]

Why was everyone talking about DiBiase?

He was in a backstage skit with Vince

[Mooияakeя™]

Lillian. She looks uber-fine today. Maybe the hair. I dunno.

[DarKCentaur]

....... KENNEDY

[Innovator]

Regal is laying the punches in there

[sugar butt]

if you say so

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Kennedy will show up on Smackdown and be a heel again

[Innovator]

KENNEDY WITH THE JAMIACAN ME CRAZY KICK

[SammyG]

COME ON KENNEDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BEAUTIFUL KICK COME ON

who the hell is that random fan with the sword and the fucking shield.

[Mooияakeя™]

IT'S LIKE DUCHESS OF QUEENSBURY RULES! I CAN SEE IT!

[Corndad]

I just thought, why doesnt Regal just declare himself the winner?

[ClockShot]

KILL THE LIGHTS!

[Innovator]

POWER OF THE PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

POWER OF THE PUNCH!


YESSSSSSSSSSS!

[SammyG]

Lameeeeeeeeeeeee

[owenbrown]

Regal is awesome! :D

[Xerzes]

Johnny 6 was lame and I could never understand what he said.

[SammyG]

DUCK KENNEDY

OMG MIC CHECK

GET IHM!!!!!!!!!! 1 2 3

[KingofOldSchool]

NOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

MIC CHECK!

[Corndad]

Well SD needs more heels i guess. lol

[Xerzes]

...the hell? Kennedy won? It never even made sense that he was on Raw.

[SammyG]

KENNEDY KENNEDY KENNEDDYYY

GONNA ROCK GONNA ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GONNA GO TOE TO TOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

[Destor]

Dunno about this buisness

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT

[The Optimist]

I could honestly see Regal pulling something epic here and winning even more heat. Fuck if I can explain how right now.

Also, is it allowed for me to say this looks stupid right now? Building up all that fucking heat to have the plug pulled and reset after like three weeks.

[KingofOldSchool]

FUCK

[SammyG]

I like Regal, but fuck, I love Kennedy.

[ClockShot]

Come on, Ted.

Get out here!

[U-Warrior]

Wow, I am furious beyond words right now.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Noooooooooooo! REGAL :'(

[Corndad]

if hes still GM he can just give himself his job back

[DarKCentaur]

HAHA HAPPY MAY 19TH SIGN

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC apologizes on be half of Kansas City.

[owenbrown]

Tell me there isn't a "Happy May 19th" sign in the crowd.

[Innovator]

Fucking KC, you opt for the generic USA chant over the rare NA NA NA NA goodbye chant

[KingofOldSchool]

So was that whole KOTR tourney for nothing?

So basically they jobbed Punk out to a non wrestler.

[NeanderCarl]

There you see The Undertaker's next feud.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

If they don't have something fucking fiercely awesome coming of this I am going to be so far beyond furious it's rediculous. Regal was too awesome of a GM.

[Porcupine]

Hmmm...Might not be as bad as it looks. SD has no viable champ and nonsense in the main event picture...Regal would make a good champ there.

[SammyG]

Tremendous.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why would they fire Regal just as he starts getting rolling? This is dumb. I hate it :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Fucking KC, you opt for the generic USA chant over the rare NA NA NA NA goodbye chant

They cheered Roidtista and Jeff Druggie, what did you expect?

[BigDaddyCool]

Fucking KC, you opt for the generic USA chant over the rare NA NA NA NA goodbye chant

Watch you tongue :mad:

[Innovator]

They cheered Roidtista and Jeff Druggie, what did you expect?
I wish every crowd was like the Garden

[Mooияakeя™]

I'm confused and I feel like Randy Orton's music. Shit.

[Innovator]

Watch you tongue :mad:
I stand by my statement, get your bretheren in order

[owenbrown]

WHY THE FUCK HASN'T TRIPLE H GOTTEN RID OF THAT FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SPINNER BELT?! :mad:

[DarKCentaur]

They won't fire Regal. Vince will fire him from his GM position, but still make him wrestle.

[Corndad]

He really has more room to grow as a heel on SD I think. More opportunity at Main Eventing.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hmmm...Might not be as bad as it looks. SD has no viable champ and nonsense in the main event picture...Regal would make a good champ there.

No, that would be bad as this looks. I refuse to watch Smackdown, even if Regal is champ :mad:

[rob11]

I wish every crowd was like the Garden
Seems mark cities get rewarded :(

[BigDaddyCool]

I wish every crowd was like the Garden

New York is for fags.

[SammyG]

I am in love with Kennedy's new theme now. Never thought it would grow on me.

[KingofOldSchool]

I wish every crowd was like the Garden

Or Chi-Town.

[U-Warrior]

I am now and forevor anti-kennedy.

[ClockShot]

TED................TEDDY!

[Innovator]

TEDDY

[Corndad]

Well who called Teddy Long.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!

[NeanderCarl]

Meh.

[Mooияakeя™]

OH FUCK :(

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I could see Regal coming out and doing something fuckin sweet like "you see... you have yet to get rid of me just yet. Before my matchup with Kennedy, I created and appointed myself to a new position... I am now you director of authority" or whatever....

Actually... scrath that... I just saw Teddy Long. I will be beyond angry if I have to watch that man on Raw.

[SammyG]

Learn how to spell, first, Fignuts, and then insult the greatness of Kennedy.

[DarKCentaur]

I am in love with Kennedy's new theme now. Never thought it would grow on me.

Agreed. As much as I want to hate Airbourne, their songs are damn catchy

[Johnny Vegas]

TEDDY! This RAW has been awesome so far tbh

[Destor]

Looks like we're heading for some SD! vs RAW stuff.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate Teddy Long, and I hate this angle.

[Innovator]

Or Chi-Town.
Chicago is solid also

Two smark cities remaining

[KingofOldSchool]

Great, now I will miss hearing him say "TEH UNDATAKA, PLAYA!"

[SammyG]

Whoa I missed Teddy long. Is he the new GM?

[Corndad]

oh god Ortons music does suck.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Again, I am anti-Kennedy now as well.

[Skippord]

What the fuck gay Orton music

[Innovator]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD

*shit in the bag*

[KingofOldSchool]

Teddy Long is the man. :mad:

[DarKCentaur]

"I hear voices in my head, telling me to shit in bags"

[rob11]

Chicago is solid also

Two smark cities remaining

Forgetting Philly and DC

[ClockShot]

I'm sorry, I can't dig Orton anymore with this shit music.

[sugar butt]

of course orton hears voices in his head...he's from st.louis

[BigDaddyCool]

Kansas City, you cheered on St. Louis instead of booing...I don't think we can be friends anymore.

[DarKCentaur]

I so didn't steal that from you.

[BigDaddyCool]

Raw sucks tonight. Glad I didn't go down to kemper. Plus, I'm the only smark in the either fucking town. :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Whoa I missed Teddy long. Is he the new GM?

Regal tried getting back into his room, only for Teddy Long to walk out from it.

[Innovator]

Forgetting Philly and DC
Philly yes, but DC cheers Batista

[Innovator]

could be refreshing having a face GM on RAW

[SammyG]

I would love to be at this raw. Kennedy wins, and that Santino segment were amazing.

[rob11]

Philly yes, but DC cheers Batista

Does Boston cheer Cena?

[KingofOldSchool]

I would say Toronto but they cheered that piece of shit Hogan.

[Innovator]

Does Boston cheer Cena?
The guys don't

[rob11]

I would say Toronto but they cheered that piece of shit Hogan.
Montreal cheers Hogan too.

[KingofOldSchool]

could be refreshing having a face GM on RAW

They'll probably turn Long heel and make everyone go one on one with TEH UMAAAGGGAA PLAYA!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

KoOS, everywhere pops the shit out of HOgan to start with.

[DarKCentaur]

New York knows what's up... although we DID cheer Cena at the Rumble.

[Corndad]

and they cheer Cena...

[KingofOldSchool]

It's John Curtain Jerker

[Innovator]

God Cena out Hardypopped Hardy, i'm bleeding from the ears

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I still like Cena for some reason so fuck off. :(

I think it's because he's a pretty fuckin chill dude in real life.

[KingofOldSchool]

KoOS, everywhere pops the shit out of HOgan to start with.

:foc:

[Innovator]

New York knows what's up... although we DID cheer Cena at the Rumble.
It was more of a "Holy shit he's back, thats a surprise, awesome"

then it turned into the "god fucking dammit he's gonna win"

[SammyG]

TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Behold the King.... The King Of Kings.

[KingofOldSchool]

God Cena out Hardypopped Hardy, i'm bleeding from the ears

Cena > Hardy

At least Cena isn't a fuck up and actually cares about the business.

[SammyG]

STFU on hating Cena. I like him.

[Innovator]

Why doesn't anyone ever attack HHH during the entrance

[Innovator]

Also, HHH's pop has been lacking lately. It lacked last night also

[JH]

Well who called Teddy Long.

that would be me

[DarKCentaur]

Why doesn't anyone ever attack HHH during the entrance

Because he's invincible.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why doesn't anyone ever attack HHH during the entrance

His entrance leaves everyone in awe.

[Innovator]

JBL vs. John Cena, I Quit Match

Orton vs. HHH, Last Man Standing

[KingofOldSchool]

Also, HHH's pop has been lacking lately. It lacked last night also

So did Cena's.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You know what, if I were Triple H I'd be like "Fuck this, you three are the only ones with something to gain, I'm going to sit my happy world champion ass right on this apron all match. As a matter of fact, I'm going to wear my fucking belt while I watch you three beat the shit out of each other."

[Corndad]

Yea Cena isnt as bad as people say really. Its really the way he was shoved down our throats by WWE. Can't hate him for that.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL vs. John Cena, Fans Quit Match (Fans will determine the winner by walking out in unison)

Orton vs. HHH, Last Fan Watching (match can only end once only one fan is left in the building)

[Innovator]

shoulder block a plenty coming up

[SammyG]

Damn, Orton/JBL win.

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY REMATCHES!

[Innovator]

Cena jobs, the world is out of balance now

[Innovator]

whats next, Punk wins?

[The Optimist]

I thought . . . they already did a Last Man Standing between Trips and Orton.

Or am I thinking Orton and Cena? Or Trips and Cena?

[Corndad]

First Blood...

[DarKCentaur]

A head-punting match?

[The Optimist]

Yeah. Thought so.

[KingofOldSchool]

HHH vs. Orton, Loser gets Orton's theme music

[owenbrown]

Can we change WWE to WWP: World Wrestling Predictability?

[The Optimist]

Can we change WWE to WWP: World Wrestling Predictability?
Take THAT society!

[Mooияakeя™]

lol. JBL looking for someone to tell him when to leave.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Can we change WWE to WWP: World Wrestling Predictability?

WWP: We Got the Entertainment Out!

[Lock Jaw]

What the hell are they thinking cutting down Regal when he was just getting going?

I don't care for watching Smackdown either so I'll be pissed if he goes there, since I won't watch it.

But if that is why they did it, to get him to Smackdown... they didn't need to take all of his heat from him in the process. They should have had him steadily grow more abusing, and then had a draft in which he was drafted to Smackdown and they'd be all like "You aren't so powerful on Smackdown! Nah nah nha!"

[NYDon]

HBK is the BEST.

[311]

lol Everyone's going all mark about Regal.

I'm sure there will be more from him next week.

[NoRoolz]

Shit, forgot to record this last night on Sky Plus. Anyone know where I could watch online?