Official ECW Thread (5/20/08): Spoiler inside

[KingofOldSchool]

CM Punk loses.

[Innovator]

Cena lost last night, so maybe punk will win

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena lost last night, so maybe punk will win

Nah, Kofi will lose to balance out the universe.

[Xero]

BOOP! BOOP!

[Innovator]

I dunno, Punk jobbing = Cena winning, they happen so much nowadays

[Innovator]

Punk, Morrison, Chavo, and Tommy in the ring

Punk is gonna lose

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk's going to cash in his briefcase for a victory.

[Innovator]

Singapore Cane baby

[KingofOldSchool]

Singapore Cane match, booo

[Innovator]

Punk's going to cash in his briefcase for a victory.
in a number one contender's match...for the tag titles

[KingofOldSchool]

Mooreyson?

[Innovator]

Ugh, Adamle

[Innovator]

Thrilla marks out as Miz comes tothe ring

[KingofOldSchool]

in a number one contender's match...for the cruiserweight title

but little does Punk know that the title is no longer active, so he will be wrestling himself.

Somehow he will lose to his shadow.

[Innovator]

Cleveland's finest

[Innovator]

Miz is actually improving a lot

[Mooияakeя™]

lol Adamle already said "The Taz" lol.

U know, this is my first viewing of ECW live! Just realised u can get it free here via TVU.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike The Miz is so cool, his aurora can be felt from outer space.

[CYCLOPTERSAURUS]

Did Adamle call Tazz "The Tazz" again at the start of the show?

[Xerzes]

Boo the continued existence of Mike Mizanin.

[KingofOldSchool]

Whodda thunk that Kane's title reign would last longer than Taker's?

[Innovator]

Miz gonna job to the on button on Kane's push

[Innovator]

Whodda thunk that Kane's title reign would last longer than Taker's?
450?

[Mooияakeя™]

Did Adamle call Tazz "The Tazz" again at the start of the show?

Yup! - Said that two posts above ;)

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I like Miz.

OOOOOOOREEEEEO! OOOOOOREEEEEO!

COOKIE DREAM TEAM!

[Innovator]

When the fuck are they gonna get Punk off on ECW?

[Innovator]

3 dollar bill street?

[Innovator]

flying fat press

[Innovator]

Is Miz turning into Punk, DQ win because someone doesn't break in the corner

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what a cheap finish

[McLegend]

Seriously Kane should retire. He just had a competive match with Miz.

It doesn't get lower then that.

[KingofOldSchool]

When the fuck are they gonna get Punk off on ECW?

When he's being wished well in his future endeavors.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Miz turning into Punk, DQ win because someone doesn't break in the corner

At least someone cared enough about Miz to save him.

[Mooияakeя™]

lolz

[KingofOldSchool]

Seriously Kane should retire. He just had a competive match with Miz.

It doesn't get lower then that.

Having a competitive match with Snitsky.


Oh wait...

[Mooияakeя™]

Hang on, Kane didn't actually use the chair or anything. Morrison was the one who actually interfered!?!!?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

KoOS, knowing WWE's luck lately that will be after Punk is found with 30 grams of cocaine after just winning the title from Triple H and John Cena in the same match and proclaiming it the Streight Edge title.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk's got the momentum of a guy who just got done wrestling a series of matches with Snitsky on Heat.

[Mooияakeя™]

Shit never knew u got Doctor Who over there. Not Americanised either.

[KingofOldSchool]

BOI BOI BOI...but don't get too excitied Coffee

[Mr. Nerfect]

As of May 19th this year (a date which has significance for Kane), the Big Red Machine had held the ECW Championship 50 times as long as he was WWE Champion, apparently.

[Innovator]

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[Mr. Nerfect]

BOI BOI BOI...but don't get too excitied Coffee

Adamle: Are Jamaican me coffee, The Tazz?
Tazz: :|

[KingofOldSchool]

Part Blah?

[Innovator]

JAMACIAN ME CRAZY KoOS

[Mooияakeя™]

lol. Just really realised that there is fuck all extreme about Ecw. Why not just pad the other rosters. Oh fuck it, no point is there. Noone knows ECW exists anyway.

[Innovator]

part twat

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm just waiting for Adamle to call Kane "Kane the Undertaker." :shifty:

Also, Kofi Kingston and Shelton Benjamin should be allowed to wrestle a fairly long match. Kingston is one of the most impressive talents from development recently, allegedly, so let him show it.

I'm not sure if this is true or not, but apparently CM Punk won more singles match than anyone else last year. I think that included John Cena. It seems unlikely to me, but I saw that reported somewhere, and it's something to contrast the current year he is having to.

[Innovator]

Shelton was anticipating the boom boom boom

[KingofOldSchool]

part twat

Kelly Kelly's twat twat

[Innovator]

KOFI JOBS

[KingofOldSchool]

Trouble in paradise, Kofi is no longer undefeated.

Now Snitsky's the only undefeated guy left.

[Innovator]

good match right there

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Solid match.

[Mooияakeя™]

OMG. Oh noes. Da Streek iz ovah.

Kingston is just doing the job now. Punk comes to mind.

[KingofOldSchool]

KOFI JOBS

All we need is Punk to job and all is right within WWE.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Kofi must have major heat in the locker room. NUCLEAR HEAT

[Innovator]

ain't no stopping me

Actually Miz, thats a double negative, which means he can be stopped at any given time

[Innovator]

All we need is Punk to job and all is right within WWE.
If Punk wins tonight, we're officially in bizarro world

[KingofOldSchool]

Kofi must have major heat in the locker room. NUCLEAR HEAT

Him and Leyla were having sex backstage and Trips got jealous because he hasn't been getting any during Steph's pregnancy.

[KingofOldSchool]

U NOT BIIIG PAAAWWWPPIII

[Innovator]

....COLIN HAS MUSIC

OHMYGOD

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That actually makes sense.

[KingofOldSchool]

JOBBER MUSIC FOR JOBBER DELANEY

[KingofOldSchool]

Michelle McCool might have someone who is smaller than her.

[KingofOldSchool]

MEGA HEAT FOR MIKE SCHOOL OF HARD KNOX

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knox is Superman according to Adamle

[Innovator]

K2!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Knox has really let himself go since Kelly dumped him.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol it's Abs Estrada

[KingofOldSchool]

Awww poor Kelly

[McLegend]

If Colin Delany gets with Kelly Kelly as a result of this storyline... I am going to shoot myself.

[KingofOldSchool]

Leyla Milani is the only person left in the Raw Fan Nation

[Innovator]

at least the fan nation is hot then

[McLegend]

Leyla Milani is the only person left in the Raw Fan Nation

I think "Sign guy" is still there.

[Xerzes]

But not interesting.

[McLegend]

Rembember when Leyla kicked Hebner in the balls?

[parkmania]

And to think that Vince didn't like it that Balls Mahoney was storyline "going out" with Kelly Kelly... What're Colin's chances again?

[KingofOldSchool]

Even the most powerful entity couldn't beat a wellness test.

[KingofOldSchool]

I liked how on WWE.com they showed that Regal was "fired" and then right underneath that it said that he was suspended for 60 days. :lol:

[Innovator]

PUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Tommy, the last man who still cares about the initials ECW

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk should be all like "Yeah, screw this match. I'm cashing in the briefcase for a shot at the title."

[KingofOldSchool]

Chavo will probably win at ONS, but Punk is a good possibility as well.

[Innovator]

CW Punk

[Innovator]

I'd go the alternate route...I'd let Tommy win

[KingofOldSchool]

C.W. Punk vs. C.W. Anderson!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd go the alternate route...I'd let Tommy win

The winner gets a shot at the ECW Title, not a chocolate cake.

[KingofOldSchool]

Does Chavo have a limp?

[parkmania]

C.W. Punk vs. C.W. Anderson!

With Guest Referee C.W. McCall

"Gimme a 10-9, good buddy. We got us a convoy."

[Mooияakeя™]

He'll job to that briefcase soon. Let's face it, it's the only thing not to have a shot at him yet.

[KingofOldSchool]

Chavo is pimping, not limping

[Mooияakeя™]

WTF. Is that a "pimp or a limp"?

[Innovator]

Holy fuck a Dreamer chant

[KingofOldSchool]

Holy fuck a Dreamer chant

We're in Bizzaro World.

[McLegend]

Tommy, the last man who still cares about the initials ECW

I bet you Sign guy cares.

[Mooияakeя™]

Uber tag.

[Innovator]

"I've never been in a Cane match actually"

[Innovator]

I bet you Sign guy cares.
Sign guy only cares about Batista's ball sweat on his hat

[KingofOldSchool]

Sign guy only cares about Batista's ball sweat on his hat

Don't forget Cena's cock in his mouth.

[McLegend]

Sign guy only cares about Batista's ball sweat on his hat

ECW is pretty much Batista's ball sweat though.

[Innovator]

dammit, someone hit the Punk chant button again

[Innovator]

ECW is pretty much Batista's ball sweat though.
combined with HHH's snot

[KingofOldSchool]

dammit, someone hit the Punk chant button again

It was that damn Sign Guy.

[KingofOldSchool]

Gettin' Punky with it.

Na na na na na na, na na na na

Gettin' Punky with it

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle loves the S&M

[McLegend]

It was that damn Sign Guy.

Sign guy does everything.

[KingofOldSchool]

Why would Punk tag in Dreamer? He loses more than Punk does.

[Xerzes]

Holy exclamation point? The hell?

[KingofOldSchool]

Why would Punk tag in Dreamer? He loses more than Punk does.

See what I mean?

[KingofOldSchool]

Show wants his title back

[McLegend]

Punk is gettin choke slammed

[McLegend]

Why would you want people to remember you being the ECW champion?

[KingofOldSchool]

Looks like we got our weiner at ONS

[KingofOldSchool]

The only time Show got booed was when he chokeslammed Punk.

[Mooияakeя™]

The big guys piss me the fuck off. They make everyone else look pathetic. Regardless if they are or if they're from the Palace of Wisdom. Like it's believeable Chavo could take him without interference etc. Pfft.

[Mr. Nerfect]

OMG. Oh noes. Da Streek iz ovah.

Kingston is just doing the job now. Punk comes to mind.

Shelton Benjamin is actually someone worth jobbing to, though. This isn't get a fantastic reaction at Survivor Series one night, lose to Hardcore Holly two nights later.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should just do an elimination match at One Night Stand. I don't see how the Singapore Cane stip is going to add anything except be Russo-riffic. I like Big Show, and it seems he will be the logical winner, but I think everyone should gang up on him, and get him out of the match. Dreamer and Punk are faces, so they are out. Chavo Guerrero makes a lot of sense, seeing as he and Kane are still sort of feuding, but I'd give the nudge to Morrison, who gets assist from The Miz.