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Volchok
05-21-2008, 01:06 AM
Cookie Monster?

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I did not know that.

El Fangel
05-21-2008, 01:09 AM
Charles Montgomery.

Afterlife
05-21-2008, 01:17 AM
Cock Massage.

Mr. Nerfect
05-21-2008, 01:35 AM
Cocking Maria.

Mr. Nerfect
05-21-2008, 01:35 AM
(was) Cocking Maria.

Impeccable
05-21-2008, 02:49 AM
I thought it was because he was in a tag team called the Chick Magnets.

Rammsteinmad
05-21-2008, 03:13 AM
Cookie Monster Punk. :y:

Kane Knight
05-21-2008, 07:47 AM
Carry Me.

Londoner
05-21-2008, 08:01 AM
Crazy Motherfucker

I dunno...

Impact!
05-21-2008, 08:52 AM
Cock Mongling (Punk)
Cash Money (Punk)
Caucasian Man (Punk)
Contains Minimal (Punk)

Kane Knight
05-21-2008, 10:16 AM
Crack/Meth

BigDaddyCool
05-21-2008, 10:18 AM
According to Adamle it is CW Punk.

blake639raw
05-21-2008, 10:25 AM
Crystal Meth
Child Molester
Cock Master
Corn Muffin
Chip Munk

Porcupine
05-21-2008, 10:40 AM
Crappy Mascot?

Fox
05-21-2008, 12:11 PM
Coke Mule Punk

Indifferent Clox
05-21-2008, 12:27 PM
It was chick Magnet originally.

He just fucks with people and says different things.

but

Creation Masturbation

Shaggy
05-21-2008, 12:31 PM
This is the second time Ive heard him give a different reason behind C.M.....

First it was Chick Magnet....

Now Cookie Monster....

What next....all the suggestions being made in this thread?

Nowhere Man
05-21-2008, 12:33 PM
Charles Manson (having escaped from jail and undergone extensive plastic surgery)

Mooияakeя™
05-21-2008, 01:12 PM
Completely Misled


Well, didn't MitB mean a push in the old days?

FourFifty
05-21-2008, 01:33 PM
Cocking (shane's) Mom Punk.

addy2hotty
05-21-2008, 03:51 PM
Charlie Mike.

He likes to keep it simple.

KingofOldSchool
05-21-2008, 04:28 PM
Carry Me.

So said Joe to Punk...

Evil Vito
05-21-2008, 06:40 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Coke Man

He wanted a Coca-Cola tattoo but they fucked up and gave him Pepsi.</font> :(

Xero
05-21-2008, 06:45 PM
Caffeine Maniac

Caffeine: The drug for non-druggies!

Kenny
05-21-2008, 08:34 PM
I know the answer...

It's HOT....

It's SPICY....

IT TASTES GREAT...

Colonial Mustapha!

Kane Knight
05-21-2008, 08:56 PM
Caffeine Maniac

Caffeine: The drug for non-druggies!

My only vice is competition...And Caffeine...

Vastardikai
05-21-2008, 11:56 PM
My only vice is competition...And Caffeine...

... and heroin...

Afterlife
05-21-2008, 11:59 PM
Cunt Muscle?

Vastardikai
05-22-2008, 12:04 AM
Coal Miner?

It would explain how dirty he is...

Afterlife
05-22-2008, 12:10 AM
Soap is for addicts.

Kane Knight
05-22-2008, 08:07 AM
... and heroin...

I figured that was understood.

Soap is for addicts.

Soap is a drug. DRUGS ARE BAD!

Heros Welcome
05-22-2008, 02:30 PM
Does it matter what CM stands for? He is just a waste of life and a JOBBER....

Kane Knight
05-22-2008, 04:47 PM
Does it matter what CM stands for? He is just a waste of life and a JOBBER....

Sounds like you need to CRY MOAR, Punk. :D

Heros Welcome
05-22-2008, 05:16 PM
KK your such a jokster

Afterlife
05-22-2008, 11:02 PM
Christmas Miracle!

Vastardikai
05-23-2008, 12:11 AM
Crystal Mountain?

(rep to he who knows where that comes from...)

Mister Sinister
05-23-2008, 12:14 AM
Death?

Nowhere Man
05-23-2008, 01:32 AM
Caramel Marshmallows. Not only will he kick your ass, but he'll do so while being delicious.

FourFifty
05-23-2008, 01:52 AM
I don't know why Punk gets so much shit from the IWC. As far as I care if he could turn heel and have an angle with Jeff Hardy everyone would be all over him. Punk is a good worker, and has the mic skills to light up the crowd if he turned heel.
Hell, you can have Punk vs Matt Hardy if you want. Just have Punk come out and talk about how there's no hope for drug users, and he can't wait until Jeff gets tested again. Matt comes out and talks about how everyone should have a second chance. Well Punk reminds Matt that Jeff HAD his second chance. The rest writes itself.


CM Punk's biggest problem is WWE holding him back from being the persona that he can be, and letting MVP steal the "better than you" bit.

Afterlife
05-23-2008, 01:56 AM
Which is ironic as shit, seeing has how MVP did time for being a drug dealer.

Impact!
05-23-2008, 01:57 AM
Crystal Mountain?

(rep to he who knows where that comes from...)

Mastodon

Lux
05-23-2008, 04:30 AM
I know the answer...

It's HOT....

It's SPICY....

IT TASTES GREAT...

Colonial Mustapha!

People already hate you, to make a reference to TNA just lowers you even more....





cm punk disgusts me and needs to be shot :mad:

RottingFreak
05-23-2008, 09:37 AM
Cunt Man Punk

Kane Knight
05-23-2008, 09:48 AM
I don't know why Punk gets so much shit from the IWC. As far as I care if he could turn heel and have an angle with Jeff Hardy everyone would be all over him. Punk is a good worker, and has the mic skills to light up the crowd if he turned heel.



CM Punk is an IWC darling. Shut up.
If he doesn't have the mic skills to "light up the crowd" as a face, then it's really not the mic skills.
There is no 4.
3 lied.
He's a good worker. Like pretty much everyone else in the business. He's solid, but there are few indie wrestlers who aren't at least solid.

EDIT: Let me just also add the that majority of the "hate" he gets comes from the fact that he is lauded by the IWC as a virtual GOD. A lot of people get down on these guys because they are hyped up as the Rock, Kurt Angle, and Jesus rolled into one, and then they get on our screens and they can't live up to the hype.

Of course, nobody can. Smark praise tends to be so inflated that it's impossible to live up to. That's not Punk or Jericho or Burchill's fault.

Then again, I do hate Punk. He irritates me on many levels. Most of which would be passed off as him being a good heel...Which would be bullshit even if he was a heel, but since he's not....

Mooияakeя™
05-23-2008, 11:42 AM
Chris Masters

*jesus, don't believe he is my 1,000 post. Pfft.

Kane Knight
05-23-2008, 12:09 PM
Of course, I also hate Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, and anyone else I have said something about without outright blowing them.

FourFifty
05-23-2008, 12:41 PM
Of course, I also hate Jericho, Rob Van Dam, Jeff Hardy, Jesus, Babies, Other People, anything that isn't a kitten

Kane Knight
05-23-2008, 02:02 PM
That's a lie!

I also like puppies.

Do you like puppies? We should exchange recipes.

Xero
05-23-2008, 02:06 PM
http://www.recipesource.com/ethnic/asia/filipino/00/rec0001.html

Stewed Dog (wedding style)

Recipe By : Joe Sweeney
Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
Categories : Ethnic Lamb
Philippines

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
3 kg dog meat -- * see note
1 1/2 cups vinegar
60 peppercorns -- crushed
6 tablespoons salt
12 cloves garlic -- crushed
1/2 cup cooking oil
6 cups onion -- sliced
3 cups tomato sauce
10 cups boiling water
6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
6 pieces bay leaf
1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note
1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
used in other recpies)
3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn,
salt and garlic for 2 hours.
4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and
tobasco.
6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

* you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
** smooth liver pate will do as well.


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Suggested Wine: San Miguel Beer
Serving Ideas : Rice, naturally.

NOTES : During my wedding reception, my brother- in-law suggested we add to the
feast by having dog stew. Wanting to be part of the family, and having been
subjected to all sorts of socials tests already, I agreed. The result was...
well.. a lot better than I expected. In fact, it was great!

It was only later I found out that dog should *not* be served at weddings, as
it may make the bride and groom flight like dogs during the honeymoon. But what
the heck. It didn't seem to have that effect... at least not until a few year
later. :-)

For the faint of heart, you can always substitute lamb in place of next door's
rover, but the meat will not be as sweet or as rich in flavor.

Vastardikai
05-23-2008, 03:09 PM
Mastodon

The Mastodon Album was entitled "Blood Mountain." To the best of my knowledge, they didn't do a song called "Crystal Mountain."

Helmsphere was right, with Death.

I also would have taken Necrophagist, who covered the song.