God is real, you die and he's waiting for you at the pearly gates...

[The One]

What wrestler do you think he most closely resembles?

Bonus question; you two plop down on the couch in heaven and watch some rasslin'. Who's god rooting for?

[Xero]

Both answers?

Shawn Michaels.

[The One]

God can't root for himself. That'd be boastful. :shifty:

[Xero]

Can God create a face wrestler which he himself cannot root for?

I suppose the real question here is "did God create John Cena?"...

[Anybody Thrilla]

Pretty sure we all saw God at Backlash 2006 :roll:

Anyway, he looks something like Dan Spivey, and he's a huge Shawn Michaels mark.

[Cartman]

mick foley

his friend al snow

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Honestly, he probably most resembles Kevin Nash in his current state, complete with silverness.

Roots for Shawn Michaels and Chris Jericho, hence why he puts them together in matches</font> :shifty:

[Cartman]

MICK FOLEY YOU IDIOTS!!

he's been through the most horifying matches and lived through them.

[Inadequacy]

Yeah, I could totally go for God looking like Mick Foley, it just seems right to me.

But I think he would root for Colin Delaney, just cause he can do that.

[Lock Jaw]

If God were a heel, he'd be bWo.

[thedamndest]

Would it depend on your religion? Because if you are a Norseman, unfortunately for you He probably looks a bit like the Berserker.

[Mr. Nerfect]

God goes for Kurt Angle, because he is pretty great.

As for who he looks like, I can see Mick Foley. Maybe even Christian Cage, though? I mean, not exactly, probably a bit bigger, more ripped, but a similar style aura around him.

[RVDmark]

Have to agree with Kurt being the one God roots for. How else has he wrestled this long with a broken freakin' neck.

[Xero]

I bet God looks like the Gobbledy Gooker.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I bet God looks like the Gobbledy Gooker.

This time played by Eddie Guerrero. :shifty:

[Skippord]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/4/45/200px-La_Parka.jpg

the correct answer

[Mr. Nerfect]

I just hope God doesn't try to make a big reveal, and fuck it up, -- like The Shockmaster.

[Skippord]

it would be pretty SHOCKING

[O.G Loc]

The only answer is Macho Man Randy Savage

[Indifferent Clox]

Pretty sure it's tanahashi and HBK