The Huckster must have pissed off God

[KingofOldSchool]

TMZ has learned Hulk Hogan was involved in a car accident on the Bayside Bridge in Florida today.

People on the scene tell TMZ Hogan was driving a Mercedes at the time. We're hearing his daughter Brooke was there and that Linda showed up afterwards, looking like she was coming "to the rescue."

Hogan is still on scene.

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/25/hogan-family-involved-in-car-crash/

I hope Hogan has a hole in his skull like that kid got.

[Jura]

If Brooke was in the vehicle she was probably blowing him and caused the accident.

[SammyG]

:( Hope he is ok.

[Kane Knight]

If Brooke was in the vehicle she was probably blowing him and caused the accident.

At least she comes with passenger-side airbags.

[Kane Knight]

But Hogan totally got Godsmacked.

[Savio]

irony

[Theo Dious]

I'm calling it. This is a work. By the end of June Hogan and his wife will be back together, Nick will have found Jesus and the kid he nearly killed will Hulk up right back into health.

Brooke will still be a whore though. Like father like offspring.

[The One]

LMAO! Please, please let it be his fault and the other people involved in the accident are ok so I can say this is one of the best events in human history.

[thedamndest]

God heel turn?

[SammyG]

I know Hogan is a dick and all, I just don't think it's right to wish such an injury to someone guys, come on.

[Bad Company]

He'll be alright

[Kane Knight]

I know Hogan is a dick and all, I just don't think it's right to wish such an injury to someone guys, come on.

Who is wishing injury on him? Aside from ToVo, who's a complete douchebag, but otherwise...

[KingofOldSchool]

Who is wishing injury on him? Aside from ToVo, who's a complete douchebag, but otherwise...

I did, but that was more for the irony of everything.

[Kane Knight]

Wait. Koosh, too, but even then, he's more or less hoping for the irony to come full circle.

[Kane Knight]

And yeah, I don't WISH this sort of thing on Hogan or anyone else, but after he JUST told people that Nick's buddy was injured because he'd pissed off God, I have trouble feeling sorry for the asshat.

[SammyG]

That's understandable.

[Xero]

Hogan: Woah! Now I understand the rush Nick was getting! This is AWE*CRASH*

[KingofOldSchool]

Don't worry, they just did this so they can use this in Brooke's upcoming reality show to gain sympathy for her and the rest of the Bald and the Tanned.

[Kane Knight]

Oh God. If he survives, imagine the comeback he'll get in WWE? And he'll have a legit reason for juicing, brother!

[JH]

I can see it now the News crew interviews Hulk....

Hulk-Well you know something brother I was riding along with my hot daughter Brooke and some dude hit me brother and all I could think about was bodyslamming that dude and if I see him all I can say is watcha gonna do brother when Hulkamania runs wild on you dude

[FourFifty]

Ya know, last week I would have been praying for Hogan.

[Xero]

Hulk wasn't even in the car.

From PWInsider:

In an update on the Hogan family car crash earlier today, the police report for the incident lists Brooke Hogan, not her father Hulk, as the driver. According to the report, a 1997 Toyota lost control while changing lanes, spun into the center lane and struck Hogan's Mercedes. The Mercedes was pushed into the left lane and struck the concrete wall of the lane.

In a correction from earlier reports, neither Hulk nor Linda were with Brooke at the time of the accident. An unnamed female friend was with Brooke as a passenger.

In what some may find to be a hint of irony, The Toyota that struck Brooke was exceeding the speed limit at the time it lost control. Nick Hogan had several speeding violations prior to his August 2007 car wreck that left John Graziano permanently incapacitated. Nick is currently serving an eight month jail sentence.

[TerranRich]

Looks like Warrior finally got his hands on a vehicle Hogan was in. Car instead of a plane, but still. Destrucity at its finest.

[Blitz]

If I were a Hogan, I wouldn't be stepping foot anywhere near a car at this point.

[Shadow]

DAMN IT!

Wrong Hogan God!

[FourFifty]

Ya know, at this point I hope Hogan gets death by horse cock.

[Indifferent Clox]

I know Hogan is a dick and all, I just don't think it's right to wish such an injury to someone guys, come on.
like you don't wish death and injury on me all the time you hypocrite.

[Indifferent Clox]

also who the fuck is the huckster?


http://www.kimrichter.com/Blog/uploaded_images/snakeoil_1-794216.jpg

this guy?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huckster

[Kane Knight]

like you don't wish death and injury on me all the time you hypocrite.

To be fair, I think he's just wishing you'd go away, and doesn't care how you do it.

Though, for 12 hours, he thought he'd driven you to death. Who wouldn't feel awesome about that kind of power?

Well...I mean, getting an emotional cripple to end his life is actually not big, but....

[Theo Dious]

Who is wishing injury on him? Aside from ToVo, who's a complete douchebag, but otherwise...

To be fair, he didn't actually WISH injury on anyone, it was more that he wanted the other people involved to be okay, and he doesn't really care about whether Hogan was injured or not. Okay, so it's only the difference between hoping for it and not caring about it... but I think it's significant.

Hogan could fall into a pirahna tank and be eaten alive and I wouldn't eb too fussed about it.

I wonder if the pihahna would end up absorbing the 'roids in Hogan's body and become like super pirahna?

http://www.leelau.net/chai/images/bolivia/piranha.JPG

They're already practically the same color...

[Savio]

What if Brookes friend was in critical condition....I'd never ride with one of the hogan kids again.