Official Raw Thread (6/2/08): Help KoOS reach 20,000

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/7164788

Preview:The Morning After
June 2, 2008


While the Superstars who participated in One Night Stand last night are licking their wounds from the most Extreme pay-per-view in WWE history, everyone else is eagerly awaiting more details on Mr. McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania. The WWE Chairman has promised to give more details on the giveaway on Monday Night Raw, including how you can win $1 million from Mr. McMahon himself. The Chairman has also scheduled a press conference for Tuesday afternoon, discussing the giveaway.

One person who is already a winner is Triple H, who successfully defended his WWE Championship against Randy Orton, but at great cost to their bodies. With both Superstars severely battered from their Last Man Standing Match, will the Legend Killer even be capable of rising again to compete against The Game?

Also at One Night Stand, John Cena defeated JBL in a First Blood Match, causing the Longhorn Loudmouth to bleed from the mouth after a brutal match. Will the self-made millionaire let his rivalry with Cena fall by the wayside after this defeat? While JBL had a bloody mouth to tend, Shawn Michaels was injured much more seriously, as he was literally unable to walk away from his Stretcher Match with Batista. HBK has been injured before, necessitating extended recovery time spent away from WWE. What, if anything, will we see from The Showstopper on Raw, and how will he react to having his show stopped by The Animal?

Santino Marella has an upcoming match with Jimmy Kimmel Live!’s Cousin Sal on SmackDown. But as explained exclusively on WWE Mobile on AT&T, the Braggadocios Italian Superstar has something special in store for Sal’s training partner, WWE Hall of Famer “Rowdy” Roddy Piper on Raw this week. What could Marella be planning for the living legend?

And in just three short weeks, on a special three-hour Monday Night Raw, the WWE Draft will take place. All Superstars, all Divas, and all announcers from all three brands will be eligible. Where will your favorite Superstars end up, and how will it affect Monday Night Raw?

For the answers to all these questions and the chance to win $1 million from the Chairman as part of Mr. McMahon’s Million Dollar Mania, be sure to tune in to WWE Monday Night Raw at 9/8 CT only on the USA Network.
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So, I'm like 95 posts away from the big 20,000 post mark. Participate and help me reach the MECA-AMAZING SUPER GRANDE MILESTONE (not really, I just needed a selling point for tonight).

[Theo Dious]

I just want some god damn Melina tonght.

[Londoner]

You gonna be spamming this thread tonight then KoOs? Dunno if i'll stay up for this or if i'll just watch the replay on thursday yet.

[KingofOldSchool]

You gonna be spamming this thread tonight then KoOs?

Don't I always?

[PapaGeorgio]

KoOS do you think this will be an entertaining Raw? (just giving you a reason to post)

[Team Sheep]

Oh well no school this week. Might stay up for this. Or just DVR it as always, meh.

[KingofOldSchool]

KoOS do you think this will be an entertaining Raw? (just giving you a reason to post)

*puts on reading glasses and smokes a pipe*

Well young lad, funny you bring this up. It will be very interesting to say the least. With Orton's injury, the Draft Lottery, the Jericho/HBK storyline, Mickie/Cena, and DA MMMOOOONNNNNAAAAAAYYY. A lot of factors are pointing to an UNPREDICTABLE Raw. Entertaining? Maybe. UNPREDICTABLE? To quote Sir Steven Williams, it's not just a yeah...it's an ooohhhh heck yeah.

[PapaGeorgio]

The draft is tonight? Hmm may actually watch then, does it start an hour early?

[KingofOldSchool]

The draft is tonight? Hmm may actually watch then, does it start an hour early?

No, not for another few weeks.

[PapaGeorgio]

Ok, then I don't give a shit. Have a nice raw.

[KingofOldSchool]

You know, looking at the picture...it still amazes me how Umaga the character can just stand there without starting to give everyone around him the Samoan Spike.

[ClockShot]

If Orton shows up, I'll be interested. Really nothing else catches my attention unless writers are gonna start breaking ground to Summerslam.

[ClockShot]

Oh. And don't we get some more details of Vince trying to buy ratings tonight?

[Londoner]

Tbh im thinking this will be a fucking shit raw tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

6. Prizes: ONE (1) GRAND PRIZE: Two-hundred fifty thousand dollars ($250,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check. TWO (2) FIRST PRIZES: Each consisting of two-hundred thousand dollars ($200,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check. ONE (1) SECOND PRIZE: One-hundred twenty five thousand dollars ($125,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check. ONE (1) THIRD PRIZE: Ninety-eight thousand dollars ($98,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check. ONE (1) FOURTH PRIZE: Seventy-five thousand dollars ($75,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check. ONE (1) FIFTH PRIZE: Fifty-one thousand nine hundred ninety-eight dollars ($51,998 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check. ONE (1) SIXTH PRIZE: Two dollars ($2.00 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check. Prizes are non-transferable and no substitution will be made except as provided herein at the Sponsor’s sole discretion. Sponsor reserves the right to substitute the prize for one of equal or greater value if the designated prize should become unavailable for any reason. Winner is responsible for all taxes and fees associated with prize receipt and/or use. Total value of all prizes: $1,000,000 USD. Odds of winning any prize depend on the number of eligible entries received during the Registration Phase up to five (5) minutes prior to the time selected by Sponsor for awarding that particular prize (that prize’s “Prize Pool”). Limit: One (1) Prize per person. The order prizes are actually awarded during the Event Phase shall be determined by Sponsor in its sole discretion (for example, the Sixth Prize may be awarded first, and the Grand Prize awarded fourth).

That $2 is MINE!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

http://wwe.eprize.net/sweeps/images/vince.gif

It's all about the McMahons!

[Londoner]

So he's trying to buy ratings now.

[KingofOldSchool]

So he's trying to buy ratings now.

With the MMMMOOONNNNNN-NNNNNAAAAYYYY

[Azriel]

Evening all.

[ClockShot]

Save_Us.Orton :'(

[NeanderCarl]

Eeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all!

[KingofOldSchool]

Save_Us.Ratings :'(

[ClockShot]

Oh, we're starting the contest already.

Wait, it's just Trips.

[KingofOldSchool]

TIME TO GAME THE PLAY!

[KingofOldSchool]

Ow.

[thedamndest]

The only thing that I care about on this Raw is Ted Dibiase possibly teaming with IRS.

[Innovator]

STOP SHOWING THAT

[ClockShot]

916. You better get crackin' KoOS.

[NeanderCarl]

only recently i was thinking about how Orton has managed to avoid injury for years after being very injury prone in his first year in WWE... then this happened!

[KingofOldSchool]

Tonight-uhh, I am the Game-uhh. And for the next 20 minutes-uhh. I'm gonna be talking-uhhh, and saying absolutely nothing-uhhh!

[KingofOldSchool]

DiBiase Jr. = Priceless

[Corndad]

Evening fellas. Pens up 2-0 on Wings so figured I'd stop in and see whats up with Raw.

[KingofOldSchool]

Age of Orton never exsisted.

Does that mean that Save_Us.222 never exsisted either?

[Innovator]

Show opens with HHH, how unexpected

[Londoner]

oh fuck off cena.

[Corndad]

Cena-HHH *yawn*

[ClockShot]

Like it was that obvious.

[Innovator]

..god dammit

[KingofOldSchool]

BLLLAAAHHH

[Innovator]

JBL will come out next, saying something fat no doubt

[SammyG]

WOOOOOOOO. Love Cena.

[Londoner]

Seriously fuck off.

[thedamndest]

He had better team with IRS, use the Million Dollar theme song, use the Million Dollar Dream as a finish, and have his dad at ringside. I will be happy then, don't care how fat Mike is, the shirt will cover it up.

[KingofOldSchool]

YOUR TIME IS UP, MY TIME IS NOW!

[Skippord]

Who called this one?

everyone

[ClockShot]

Yes. Send Cena to SmackDown!

[Londoner]

Shut up cena you prick.

[Innovator]

Is Cena even saying anything?

[ClockShot]

Nope.

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H vs. Cena is no Superbowl

[SammyG]

FUCK, Hardy.

[Corndad]

Hardy? well thats interesting.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh god.

[Innovator]

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH BURN CENA

Hi Jeff

[Londoner]

Didn't expect that tbh.

[ClockShot]

HA-HA! Hurt your knee.

[thedamndest]

God, nobody cares anymore. Get the Million Dollar Man on.

[Gone Mad]

Evening all, hope tonight is good. Though it might not be, but whatever, let's see how it goes.

[Innovator]

Rocky shout out there

[KingofOldSchool]

It's the druggie and the two Wellness dodgers.

[thedamndest]

NM.

[Innovator]

Druggie vs. Steroidy vs. Quad Teary

[Skippord]

Go get em' Jeff

[KingofOldSchool]

Jeff, it's an A-B conversation so CCCCCC your way out of it!

[Innovator]

It's the druggie and the two Wellness dodgers.
Cena & HHH as a tag team = Diplomatic Immunity

[ClockShot]

I wish Katie Lea was my sister too.

[Londoner]

God i hope Hardy beats cena. lol@hhh

[KingofOldSchool]

Jeff vs. Cena, my god the little kids and the teenage girls are going to die of over stimulation.

[Innovator]

Jeff Hardy vs. John Cena = every female fan having a heart attack

[SammyG]

FUCK YEAH, Dude in a Kobe jersey sitting in the front row.

[Corndad]

The point was that?? LOL

[SammyG]

lol what the fuck?

[NeanderCarl]

that was pretty flat

[Innovator]

Hi Vince, get off my TV

[ClockShot]

OK. Here's the Contest.

W_ _E_D RA_I_G_S_

Fill in the blanks.

[Londoner]

Wow way to kill the opening start to raw

[Londoner]

lol, glad others thought that to.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL FOR IC CHAMPION!

[NeanderCarl]

Reckon DiBiase Jr. is gonna win the tag team titles on his own? And be the first ever solo owner of the Tag Team titles.

[Gone Mad]

WOW.

Drier than a roast beef sandwich, that was.

[Londoner]

IC= Idiotic Cunt?

[Innovator]

so what else will be on RAW, JBL being fat no doubt

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey, Beth won her match last night...she should face Hardy and Cena as well.

[Azriel]

Hope Jeff wins. Just to have something different

[KingofOldSchool]

This night has gotten worse already.

[Londoner]

Gee i wonder who wins this.

[Londoner]

Im liking kennedys face push tbh. Would've been better if regal didn't fuck up.

[ClockShot]

The Capt. vs Kennedy. This might be pretty good.

[KingofOldSchool]

Last week???

[KingofOldSchool]

And here comes the no heat magnet.

[Corndad]

Its always Umaga.

[Londoner]

Whoopy fucking do its whomaga.

[ClockShot]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh great Umaga gets to job again.

[Gone Mad]

Umaga: Raw Jobber to the stars

[NeanderCarl]

I was expecting Snitsky.

Always set your expectations low and you'll be pleasantly surprised more often.

[SammyG]

Oh my... Katie Lea in a match tonight. Boner city.

[Londoner]

When will whomaga ever win a meaningful match?

[Londoner]

Nice samoan drop

[KingofOldSchool]

Lame.

[Londoner]

haha good stuff by birchill

[SammyG]

What the fuck was that move?

[Londoner]

whomaga loses again..but who cares?

[ClockShot]

I turn around for one minute and Umaga is down for a 10 count outside.

How the mighty have REALLY fallen.

[Innovator]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

[ClockShot]

That's got Cryme Tyme written all over it.

[Londoner]

Can see whomaga going to smackdown.

Also, am i really going to be a £1million richer after this show? No, so why should i give a damn about the monnnaaaayyy.

[Londoner]

Whomaga you've got NO CHANCE

NO CHANCE IN HELL

[Londoner]

please bring cryme time out

[ClockShot]

Come on DiBiase family. Get out here and show them how it's done.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL an entrance for the MOOOONNNN-NNNNAAAYYYY

[Rob]

Can see whomaga going to smackdown.


They already admitted Umanga is going to Smackdown.

[Londoner]

Didn't know that.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL illegal immigrants crack

[ClockShot]

Gee. He admitted it.

[SammyG]

I'm signing up on wwe.com right now.

[Innovator]

Vince being honest, he wants people back watching

[KingofOldSchool]

At least McMahon is being honest.

[Rob]

Didn't know that.

Conference call the other week pal.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wrasslin' is as American as Carlos Mencina

[Rob]

Vince has lost his mind.

[Skippord]

What in the hell is Vince talking about?

[Londoner]

At least McMahon is being honest.

lol i guess that makes it ok then. :D

[KingofOldSchool]

AWWWW I was hoping for a "No Homers Club"

[SammyG]

The website is not working...

[Londoner]

So nothing happening this week lol way to shit on them.

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince McMahon finally heard about The Little Rascals

[SammyG]

The website says this

An error occurred while processing your request.
Reference #97.d4a71645.1212456941.c2ab18e

I THINK IT'S JERICHO'S WRONGDOING

[Innovator]

So Melina can touch her feet to the back of her head....

[Londoner]

SAVE US

[SammyG]

lol it is impossible to sign up right now, so much traffic.

[Londoner]

ONLY JERICHO CAN SAVE THIS RAW

[KingofOldSchool]

The website says this

An error occurred while processing your request.
Reference #97.d4a71645.1212456941.c2ab18e

I THINK IT'S JERICHO'S WRONGDOING

I cracked the code...


"I_JOB.Y2J"

[Innovator]

save_us.Jerifreakingcho

[SammyG]

Am i the only loser who is gonna sign up?

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO!

And his bushy haired little friend!

[Azriel]

Well, no rush, we got a week

[Innovator]

DAMMIT

Jobcore and CAWdy

[Innovator]

Am i the only loser who is gonna sign up?
can't win if you don't enter buddy

[Londoner]

tag titles on the line or not?

[ClockShot]

Lito & Tino vs. Bobcore and CAWdy.

Ted Jr. is sure to make an appearance.

[KingofOldSchool]

Prediction: Jimney Kim-L turns on Cousin Sal

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yay for a special time keener

[Londoner]

ahh its piper

[KingofOldSchool]

Time Keener?

[Innovator]

PUT A SHIRT ON PIPER JESUS

[Gone Mad]

Oh no, Piper has seem to have lost his shirt!

[SammyG]

lol A SPECIAL TIME KEENER

[Londoner]

Piper looks different

[NeanderCarl]

Is Piper losing weight?

[SammyG]

Jesus Christ, it is pissing me off, eprize.net/sweeps is reaaaaallllyy not loading.

[Londoner]

shocking

[SammyG]

lol what a terrible ending.

[ClockShot]

Wow. Stunner.

[Rob]

Did he get a hair cut?

[NeanderCarl]

Thought DiBiase was meant to be wrestling?

[Innovator]

Dammit, JBL is gonna win the IC title

[ClockShot]

Mary McCormack can hide me anytime.

[Londoner]

if jbl wins the title tonight im never watching raw again


Ok maybe i wont go to that extreme, but who knows.

[Gone Mad]

Gotta love Santino and his invisible trombone.

Yeah, I see WWE.com eprize being down for awhile, what with a million people trying to use it at once.

[Rob]

like a million people are gonna bother with this shit.

[Kane Knight]

LOL. Cody Rhodes can't speak.

Also, Kennedy/Burchill's about the only thing on Raw I give a fuck about.

[Innovator]

They're still advertising Orton vs. HHH in a dark match main event...someone better get on that

[Kane Knight]

like a million people are gonna bother with this shit.

Five million people tune into Raw each week, a gesture in which they're sure to lose...

[Londoner]

lol@santino 'we are winners'

[KingofOldSchool]

WE ARE WEINERS!

[Rob]

Santino is about to go to the top rope, but decides against it and comes off the second rope because it was too high

awesome

[Rob]

Five million people tune into Raw each week, a gesture in which they're sure to lose...

It's less now.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLY CRAP


Pipi Longstockings going to be there?!?!?!

[SammyG]

Haha, I love Santino.

[Innovator]

Who the fuck gave Holly mic time

[Londoner]

Yeah still champions, when did they last defend the titles?

[KingofOldSchool]

Young Generation stable coming up!

[SammyG]

woooo Weapon X on Raw.

[ClockShot]

TED JR.!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm still calling for Cody being DiBiase's tag partner.

[Londoner]

Y2JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLY CRAP JERICHO IS SHOOTING!

[Londoner]

lmao camera almost cut out

[Innovator]

I like the fade out, then back in there

[Londoner]

and wait, jericho is actually going to defend the title more often? That's against wwe rules..so jbls winning.

[Azriel]

Is Chris being sincere or is he just playing head games?

[Gone Mad]

Cool, Jericho's gonna defend his belt often. Hopefully he actually keeps it tonight.

Now if they had the tag titles defended often, then there'd be no problem. Then again, they need more teams.

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Chris being sincere or is he just playing head games?

Head games, duh.

[Innovator]

I'd love for Jericho to win via SCM

[Londoner]

JBL should be no where near the title.

[Londoner]

5..4..3..2..1..

[Londoner]

Y2JJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL only wants the title because he needs a bra.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Chris Jobbercho.

[Londoner]

If jericho loses this means he's definately off to smackdown.

[Londoner]

John BORING Layfield

[ClockShot]

FUCK! Yankees blew it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle should interfere and nail Jericho in the head with a bottle of MamaJuana.

[NeanderCarl]

Brit fans... is that Chris Jericho defending the Intercontinental title against JBL, or Alex from The Apprentice??

http://www.boltonschool.org/library/pics/SeniorBoys/News%5Cbig_AlexWotherspoon.jpg

[Innovator]

Jiggletits needs some support

[Innovator]

FUCK! Yankees blew it.
Dude it's Farnswoggle, what do you expect

[Londoner]

Don't watch that programme carl so have no idea what ya on about.

[Londoner]

Raw can fuck itsself tonight if jericho loses

[ClockShot]

Dude it's Farnswoggle, what do you expect

Hey, I figured Pettitte would have it locked down. Didn't think Girardi would bring it Farny.

[Innovator]

I think Jiggletits has his own gravitational pull

[Innovator]

Hey, I figured Pettitte would have it locked down. Didn't think Girardi would bring it Farny.
Well now Farnswoggle can't fuck up Joba's start

[KingofOldSchool]

JERICHO WINS VIA COUNTOUT!

[KingofOldSchool]

Or by DQ...

[Londoner]

YEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

[Londoner]

HIT HIM DAMN YOU

[ClockShot]

JUST DO IT!

[Londoner]

WTF WEAK

[Innovator]

HE COST YOU THE FUCKING TITLE

KNOCK HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF

[KingofOldSchool]

What the hell, use the bell!

[Londoner]

OBVIOUS HEEL TURN

[KingofOldSchool]

This reminds me when Kidman was scared to use the Shooting Star Press.

[Indifferent Clox]

give me a dollar clap clap clap clap clap

I would like to purchase clap clap clap clap clap

A refereshing Beverage CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

[Londoner]

hmm ok dont give a fuck about the rest of this raw so night ppl need to get up tmrw anyway

[Indifferent Clox]

Clap

[ClockShot]

Come on, bring out Katie Lea.

[KingofOldSchool]

MMMMOOOOONNNNNN-NNNNAAAAAYYYYY

[KingofOldSchool]

THE GLAMAZON!

THE GLAMAZON WANTS THE MMMMOOOONNNNN-NNNNAAAAYYYYY

[Gone Mad]

Katie Lea :drool:

[KingofOldSchool]

Katie's going to wrestle in that top? Who is she, Lita?

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd somehow mark if Melina and Mickie are teaming up

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S THE M&M!

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S THE DIVA DREAM TEAM

[Innovator]

PEANUT BUTTER MICKIE TIME

[Innovator]

DAMIT Melina, YOU AHVE TO ENGAGE MAVERICK

[KingofOldSchool]

lol is Melina going to turn heel already?

Is she the female Lex Luger?

[ClockShot]

Oh god, Melina gets the psycho gimmick now.

[Innovator]

Wow thats hot

[KingofOldSchool]

CATFIGHT!
CATFIGHT!
CAAAAATFFFFIIIIIIGHT!

[KingofOldSchool]

NICE!

[ClockShot]

What the hell?

Rush job?

[KingofOldSchool]

That was a fun match.

[KingofOldSchool]

The WWE Diva Division: Thank you, TNA, we're actually being booked like a legit division

[Innovator]

good run in by Kennedy

[Gone Mad]

I am so digging Kennedy now. The guy was just going nuts in there.

So far best thing of the night was that match. Yea, a divas match.

[KingofOldSchool]

Rev Theory - The official WWE band

[JH]

MONEY MONEY YEAH YEAH

[KingofOldSchool]

Keep them away from the MMMMOOOONNNNN-NNNNAAAAYYYY

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Lawler got FAILED

[SammyG]

hahahahahahahahahahahah @ them showing the service temporarily unavailable.

[Gone Mad]

Haha, I waiting to see when they mention the down site.

Time for some solo Cade action... I guess.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lance Cade is in the HOOD

[NeanderCarl]

Murdoch's coat is preposterous.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL at Trevor's music

[KingofOldSchool]

Trevor's new theme is the new "With My Baby Tonight"

[Gone Mad]

Man, Christopher Daniels gained some weight...

What?

[KingofOldSchool]

In case you didn't know, Lance Cade is the one with "CADE" on his ass.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol that was a squash

[Innovator]

The closest the Rock is ever going to be to back on RAW