news posts are getting more amusing

[Gerard]

Hulk Hogan should be facing a huge lawsuit from the Graziano family soon, reports the Wrestling Observer Newsletter. Hogan and his lawyers are under the impression that it will be a $50 million lawsuit, which is significantly more than he's worth.

So for all Hogans years at the top, his merchandise sales which were massive, guaranteed money deals with WCW, movie roles..(less said the better) he's worth much less than 50 million.

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

[Destor]

Yeah

[thedamndest]

Are you telling me that No Holds Barred, Suburban Commando, Mr. Nanny, Thunder in Paradise, AND 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain ALL grossed less than $50 million domestic and international?

[Destor]

LOL

[Indifferent Clox]

Are you telling me that No Holds Barred, Suburban Commando, Mr. Nanny, Thunder in Paradise, AND 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain ALL grossed less than $50 million domestic and international?
I thought my mom told me one time

"JOHN MICHAEL I SWEAR I'VE SPENT 50 MILLION DOLLARS ON THESE HULK HOGAN MOVIES!!!"


:(she lied?

[Rob]

So for all Hogans years at the top, his merchandise sales which were massive, guaranteed money deals with WCW, movie roles..(less said the better) he's worth much less than 50 million.

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

How much do you think he spent in that time? I've made probably about £200,000 in the last 4-5 years and if I popped it tomorrow, I'd be leaving just over half of that and that is including property. And that was me saving pennies. Hogan has everything material you could want and then some more you can't imagine.

And with his divorce, he is losing half his wealth anyway.

[Rob]

Who is that broad in the middle of the soldiers?

[Gerard]

Who is that broad in the middle of the soldiers?

Layla El, with straightened hair.

[Xero]

And who's the nigga grabbing her boob?

[Fox]

On a related note:

Hulk Hogan's new "Celebrity Championship Wrestling" TV series, co-produced by Eric Bischoff, is now inviting the general public to attend the first TV tapings starting this week California. The tapings will take place on June 4, 9, 12, 17 and 19. The show is scheduled to air on CMT this summer.

PRESS RELEASE

The new series will feature ten celebrity contestant, male and female, in tag teams, competing against each in weekly eliminations until only one remains. The show tapes in Los Angeles in a small studio and tickets are FREE!

Think about it for a minute. Seriously. How long have you waited to see '80s music sensation Tiffany perform a pile driver on The Real World's Trishelle? Up close. For free. This show is going to make all of your reality television dreams come true in what might be the most entertaining new reality show of the season! You don't even need to be a fan of wrestling to have a great time.

Contestants include Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell), Tiffany, Todd Bridges (Different Strokes), Trishelle (Real World), Butterbean (boxer/ Jackass 2), Nikki Ziering (Playboy), Frank Stallone (musician), Erin Murphy (Tabitha from Bewitched), and two surprise contestants! The contestants will be trained by former pro wrestlers, and the panel of judges will consist of Hulk Hogan, former World Championship Wrestling president Eric Bischoff, and a surprise celebrity guest.

The minimum age to attend is 10. For more information and to print our free tickets, please use the following link. Thanks and we hope to see you at the show!

WEBSITE INVITE

CMT and Hulk Hogan are shaking up the wrestling world!

The new series will feature 10 celebrity contestants, male and female, in tag teams, performing moves like the Pile Driver, the Running Power Slam, Dragon Sleeper and the Triple Power Bomb as they compete against one another in for the CCW title! Two former pro wrestlers will train the contestants, with Hulk, former World Championship Wrestling president Eric Bischoff, and a surprise celebrity guest serving as judges.

Contestants include Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell), Tiffany, Todd Bridges (Different Strokes), Trishelle (Real World), Butterbean (boxer/ Jackass 2), Nikki Ziering (Playboy), Frank Stallone (musician), Erin Murphy (Tabitha from Bewitched), and two surprise contestants!

Don't miss the chance to be a part of the intimate audience in the coolest new show of the season!

This show tapes in a converted warehouse at:
2413 Firestone Blvd.
South Gate, CA., 90280

Free parking is available on the warehouse parking lot.

Hogan is desperate.

[Fox]

If he wasn't such a politicking douche bag, maybe he could have a role as a WWE GM or something. God knows he would do a good job, but I just don't think Vince wants to deal with him anymore.

[Gerard]

And who's the nigga grabbing her boob?

Michael Hayes