Chuck Palumbo

[Afterlife]

Looks like Slash in the hat. And when he takes it off, he looks like a beefy version of "Weird Al" Yankovic. Does this transition have any effect on your opinions of him? Or am I just too tired to be posting anything sensical? Discuss.

[thedamndest]

I was thinking that too, but then I got busy focusing on how undersized Matt Hardy's nipples are. That can't be healthy.

[Afterlife]

Their size, or your focus?

[thedamndest]

His nipple size. I would say my level of concern is healthy.

[Afterlife]

If you say so, queerie. :p

[thedamndest]

He may have nipple cancer. This is very troubling. Besides, everyone knows I like my boys to have they nipples pancake-like.

[Afterlife]

Covered in syrup?

[nailz]

when's palumbo going to get some world championship love?

[thedamndest]

Covered in syrup?

You, sir, have just raised the stakes.

[Afterlife]

I do that. I am, after all, The Future of Greatness.

[The Optimist]

"I like my women like I like my pancakes, doughy and covered in syrup." - David Spade

[thedamndest]

I do that. I am, after all, The Future of Greatness.
You might want to check with Fallen Angel that he isn't going to sue you for gimmick infringement for the short lived stable "The Future" which you could read about in the would be TPWW wiki.

"I like my women like I like my pancakes, doughy and covered in syrup." - David Spade
Was that in a movie or show?

[The Optimist]

It was from that one show that John Ritter was on when he died.

[thedamndest]

Ah.

[The Optimist]

I know, it's a dissappoint answer. I watched that show once for like five minutes and that line happened. Nothing on that show will ever be as cool as that one line.

[Afterlife]

Gimmick infringement my ass. I've been the FoG since 2003.

[The Optimist]

Maybe you should start being The Present Of Greatness.

It's been five years, dude.

[Londoner]

Maybe you should start being The Present Of Greatness.

It's been five years, dude.

Haha, i was thinking that to..

[Afterlife]

No, see, the idea is that I'm so awesome, Greatness has to catch up to me. So, since I'm always better than the best, I'll always be The Future Future Future of Greatness! Greatness! Greatness!

[The Optimist]

Ah. Genius.

[Afterlife]

I know. :)

[thedamndest]

I don't know. We already have one The Genius too...

[Afterlife]

I'm only A genuis. Not THE Genius.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If the WWE bought out TNA for the sole purpose of putting Billy & Chuck back together, I would not complain.

Seriously, though, I hate how the WWE dropped Chuck's feud with Jamie Noble for like no reason at all.

[parkmania]

Where has Jamie By-God Noble been anyway? Are the WWE trying to "help" us forget that he had won over the future Mrs. Layfield Foley?


Off-topic: OK, so what the hell is the coding for strikethru?

[Afterlife]

Noble told McCool that he only wanted to be friends.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Noble told McCool that he only wanted to be friends.

That was such a lame pay-off. The week that Noble told McCool that, he got decimated by Big Show. They really should have had McCool ask Noble if he was alright the next week, and go on about how brave it was that he fought Big Show like that.

Do a whole "women want what they can't have" storyline with McCool chasing Noble this time.

Also, I think strike-through is "< s >" at the start (take away the spaces) and "< /s >" when you are done. <s>Yep, it is.</s>

[Afterlife]

Now, now; If Shannon Moore is any indication, we can't keep a consistant push for cruisers on a show where we keep all the cruisers.

[Porcupine]

Now, now; If Shannon Moore is any indication, we can't keep a consistant push for cruisers on a show where we keep all the cruisers.

Once they crown Smackdown's womens champion (or Divas I believe its gonna be called), they should have cruisers protest that they dont have a title but the girls do! Only one solution they decide...they must enter the division too! So, all the cruisers on Smackdown begin dressing in drag and get female variations of their names. They start attacking Divas and Noble gets his revenge by beating McCool for her Smackdown Women's title!*

*Note, WWE would probably have McCool beat Noble here as well. :o

[Afterlife]

Boys in dresses? What are you, gay?

[Porcupine]

Boys in dresses? What are you, gay?

No, but it would make for a cute storyline imo.

Better than them not being used at all.

[Afterlife]

I dunno. It didn't work out so well fot Vito. :-\