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James Steele
06-17-2008, 11:34 PM
Monday Night RAW on June 11, 2007 in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania: Vince McMahon died in a limo explosion (the same night as a WWE Draft and Vince McMahon Appreciation Night).

This upcoming week:

Monday Night RAW on June 23, 2008 in San Antonio, Texas: The WWE Draft will be held on the same night as Vince McMahon's Million Dollar Mania continues...


I can see them trying the angle over again...

Theo Dious
06-17-2008, 11:37 PM
I can see them pulling something equally ridiculous, not the exact same thing though.

KingofOldSchool
06-18-2008, 12:13 AM
That'd be funny if Vince's stretch hummer explodes and they explain that as the reason to not do the Million dollar thing that night.

James Steele
06-18-2008, 12:15 AM
I wonder how many people will get shitty amounts of money (ie. $2, $6) so they can fill the 3 hours up with more MILLION DOLLAR MANIA segments.

James Steele
06-18-2008, 12:15 AM
I also think Vince will get his money back when he puts the giant electric McMillion Dollar Bill sign on WWEAuction.

KingofOldSchool
06-18-2008, 12:19 AM
I also think Vince will get his money back when he puts the giant electric McMillion Dollar Bill sign on WWEAuction.

Ed McMahon will buy it and send Vince a Publisher's Clearing House check.

Innovator
06-18-2008, 12:20 AM
jumping the shark, can he do it 2 years in a row?!

KingofOldSchool
06-18-2008, 12:21 AM
jumping the shark, can he do it 2 years in a row?!

Psssh Triple H BERRIED the shark years ago.

Innovator
06-18-2008, 12:22 AM
Cena is gonna win

KingofOldSchool
06-18-2008, 12:23 AM
Cena is gonna win







Cena going to dig up the shark just to make it tap to the STFU?

Legend Killer
06-18-2008, 12:44 AM
I wonder how many people will get shitty amounts of money (ie. $2, $6) so they can fill the 3 hours up with more MILLION DOLLAR MANIA segments.

Well more available smaller amounts= More of a chance for me to win some amount of money.

MCEazy
06-18-2008, 01:51 AM
Well more available smaller amounts= More of a chance for me to win some amount of money.

The official ePrize, LLC website has released prize amounts for round three of Million Dollar Mania on next week's edition of Raw. They are as follows:

* One (1) prize, consisting of three-hundred thousand dollars ($300,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of one-hundred twenty-five thousand dollars ($125,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of one-hundred five thousand dollars ($105,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of one-hundred thousand dollars ($100,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of seventy-five thousand dollars ($75,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of seventy thousand dollars ($70,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of thirty-five thousand dollars ($35,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of twenty-five thousand dollars ($25,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of nine thousand nine-hundred ninety-nine dollars ($9,999 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of five thousand dollars ($5,000 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

* One (1) prize consisting of one dollar ($1 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

LOL @ the person getting one dollar :lol:

Kane Knight
06-18-2008, 08:58 AM
I wonder how many people will get shitty amounts of money (ie. $2, $6) so they can fill the 3 hours up with more MILLION DOLLAR MANIA segments.

With the way Vince dials, they could fill it up with 3-4 segments.

Evil Vito
06-18-2008, 11:47 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Although I'd be gutted getting the $1, a $1 check from Vince would make a nice souvenir...and would probably net much more than $1 on eBay.</font> :shifty:

Legend Killer
06-18-2008, 06:43 PM
I would say thank you if I won. Cuz I was on TV and everyone else wasn't... HEHE

Theo Dious
06-18-2008, 07:55 PM
* One (1) prize consisting of one dollar ($1 USD) to be awarded in the form of a check.

LOL @ the person getting one dollar :lol:

Is it illegal to sell a check on eBay? Cause a check from Vince McMahon's personal bank account (hey FourFifty, does it really come like that?) could increase that investment a bit...

addy2hotty
06-18-2008, 07:57 PM
Wouldn't be surprised that in a swerve...either:-

1. Vince wins a large amount himself. 'Oh thats my phone!'...BOOO MAJOR HEEL HEAT.

2. A GM wins and uses it to BUY a wrestler from another brand - leading to countless 'priceless' comments from Dibiase.

Either way, the whole three hours will suck quite badly. We won't be surprised if Cena moves and that would be the only real surprise due to the lack of any actual 'stars' on any of the shows beyond the 'protected' one.

Rob
06-18-2008, 08:00 PM
I'd laugh if Vince croaked. Only thing that could possibly be funnier than this giveaway.

Legend Killer
06-18-2008, 09:54 PM
2. A GM wins and uses it to BUY a wrestler from another brand - leading to countless 'priceless' comments from Dibiase.

LOL, Touche

Mr. Nerfect
06-18-2008, 10:24 PM
"This better be important, dammit! I'm trying to give away $1,000,000 of Americana to WWE fans!"
"Dad, I'm pregnant!"
"I said something important, dammit!
"You're the father."
*Vince pulls his ear ala Ric Flair being revealed as half-owner of the WWE*

Bank on it.

Kane Knight
06-18-2008, 10:25 PM
I'd laugh if Vince croaked. Only thing that could possibly be funnier than this giveaway.

"We're gonna need another Vinnie."

It could be like Lunchtime suicide. Every Raw, Vince could get blown up in a new and ridiculous way that would stick until something horrific happened.

Legend Killer
06-18-2008, 10:28 PM
"We're gonna need another Vinnie."

It could be like Lunchtime suicide. Every Raw, Vince could get blown up in a new and ridiculous way that would stick until something horrific happened.

So would Paul Bearer return to be his Manager?

Mr. Nerfect
06-19-2008, 12:01 AM
One thing I wish they did with the draft, is actually bring up developmental talent that they would call up anyway, as well as maybe returning stars that haven't debuted yet, and assigned them to brands with it.

For example: Nick Nemeth has been working RAW dark matches with his "The Natural" character. It seems logical that the WWE want him on the RAW brand, so why not use the draft to introduce him, and then have an article on WWE.com explaining who he is. D'Lo Brown is apparently coming back, so he can get sorted to SmackDown!. Ron Killings to RAW, etc. It'd add an extra dimension to things.

Xero
06-23-2008, 11:06 PM
ROFL, THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!

:rofl:

Linkbowler
06-23-2008, 11:10 PM
Winner, Winner. Chicken Dinner.

Legend Killer
06-23-2008, 11:16 PM
ROFL, THEY ACTUALLY DID IT!

:rofl:

He's still breathing!!!

Xero
06-23-2008, 11:18 PM
He was never going to die in the limo either, so it's the same concept.

KingofOldSchool
06-23-2008, 11:19 PM
Vince didn't die so theoretically you're wrong.

NeanderCarl
06-23-2008, 11:46 PM
Wow.

NeanderCarl
06-23-2008, 11:47 PM
Methinks somebody in Stamford reads TPWW.

James Steele
06-23-2008, 11:51 PM
Me thinks yall didnt know i live in connecticut. :shifty:

Xero
06-23-2008, 11:53 PM
JamesSteele...

Steel is a type of Metal.

Metal was an old WWF show.

WWF... When they changed their name, they "Got the F Out"...

F... "F" is used in two of John Cena's moves.

JamesSteele is John Cena! :eek:

FourFifty
06-23-2008, 11:57 PM
Three more steps and he would have said Steele was Hitler.

Theo Dious
06-24-2008, 12:55 AM
Vince didn't die so theoretically you're wrong.

Actually...

I can see them pulling something equally ridiculous, not the exact same thing though.

I WAS RIGHT, HEYO!

Theo Dious
06-24-2008, 12:58 AM
Three more steps and he would have said Steele was Hitler.

JamesSteele...

Steel is a type of Metal.

Metal was an old WWF show.

WWF... When they changed their name, they "Got the F Out"...

F... "F" is used in two of John Cena's moves.

John Cena feuded extensively with JBL.

JBL once got in hot water for goosestepping and throwing up the Nazi salute in Germany.

OMG James Steele is Hiter!!! :eek:

Where's my prize, dammit.

Theo Dious
06-24-2008, 12:59 AM
Additionally, I would like to thank those who noticed my precognition before I mentioned it and rewarded me with rep. Much appreciated.

Mercury Bullet
06-24-2008, 01:27 AM
Holy hell I can't believe how close to being right you were with this

MCEazy
06-24-2008, 01:58 AM
lol, this had to be the stupidest shit i've seen tonite, stupid tower didn't come even close to landing on him, good call tho JamesSteele

NoRoolz
06-24-2008, 10:13 AM
Impressive.

Xero
06-24-2008, 10:15 AM
lol, this had to be the stupidest shit i've seen tonite, stupid tower didn't come even close to landing on him, good call tho JamesSteele

I just rewatched it and you can even see how it was rigged to fall with two hinge-type things.

The camera work was atrocious.

At least the limo was believable (you know what I mean) because they actually DID blow up a limo and actually had a really good cut.

Disturbed316
06-24-2008, 10:17 AM
Limo explosion was better though.

I just hope another Benoit incident occurs.

Blue Demon
06-24-2008, 10:17 AM
"We're gonna need another Vinnie."

It could be like Lunchtime suicide. Every Raw, Vince could get blown up in a new and ridiculous way that would stick until something horrific happened.

Wile E. McMahon?

Xero
06-24-2008, 10:19 AM
Oh no...

USA is an NBC Universal network... Maybe they're going to bring in The Incredible Hulk.

"HULK SMASH SET BECAUSE HULK NO WIN MONEY, BROTHER! NOW HULK WANT TITLE SHOT, DUDE!"

Theo Dious
06-24-2008, 01:23 PM
http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg81/darthteedious/hulk.gif

"HULK SMASH SET BECAUSE HULK NO WIN MONEY, BROTHER!
HULK NEED CASH TO PAY LAWSUIT FROM DRUNKEN SON, BROTHER!
NOW HULK WANT TITLE SHOT, DUDE!"

McLegend
06-24-2008, 01:25 PM
I bet Vader did it.

Volare
06-24-2008, 01:28 PM
It wasn't Snitsky's fault!

owenbrown
06-24-2008, 01:39 PM
"We're gonna need another Vinnie."

It could be like Lunchtime suicide. Every Raw, Vince could get blown up in a new and ridiculous way that would stick until something horrific happened.


"OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED VINNIE!"

"YOU BASTARD!... WAIT WAS THAT A GOOD OR BAD THING? :shifty:"

"YOU MAY OR MAY NOT BE A BASTARD!"

Gertner
06-24-2008, 10:43 PM
watch it be Adamle

FourFifty
06-24-2008, 10:52 PM
watch it be Adamle

As a work or shoot?

Gertner
06-24-2008, 10:54 PM
Adamle unhooks the raw set up to hang his coat and forgets to tie properly fasten the rope back.

Theo Dious
06-25-2008, 10:57 AM
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So things start going POP... but nobody goes to Vince's aid until after the thing falls?!

Innovator
06-25-2008, 11:41 AM
Wouldn't you book it off stage once the light dropped?

BigDaddyCool
06-25-2008, 01:51 PM
The limo was way cooler.

James Steele
06-25-2008, 02:22 PM
They should have had the whole fucking set fall down on his as he falls into a safety pit. Imagine the shock if that big ass set just fell down. I know it is impossible to do because of the size of the set and all the fans, but that would be a HOLY SHIT moment to rival all HOLY SHIT moments.