You know what I really fucking hate?

[Theo Dious]

When you put a WWE DVD in the player, and you can't skip the stupid-ass "don't try this at home" clip. God that's so fucking annoying. How the hell many times am I going to have to see Bobcore's gashed-open back before it gets into my fucking nightmares?!?!

[Innovator]

It's 15 seconds of my life at a time I can never get back

[U-Warrior]

I thought you were going to say black people.

[U-Warrior]

I ruptured a disc that fragmented into my spinal column.

Oh and I killed my wife and child. That too.

[FourFifty]

It's 15 seconds of my life at a time I can never get back

Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
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[U-Warrior]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH"
"AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHH"

"You guys okay?"

lol

[MCEazy]

Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
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awesome, fuken crazy vertibreaker, reminds me of my own backyardering days, course we didn't do shit off the roof but none the less.

Shit this one's just as bad:
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[Rollermacka]

Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl: THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN IN YEARS!!!

I have one thing to say though this is Darwinism at work.

[Theo Dious]

I'm not gonna quote both imbeds, it'll start start playing fuck with the page's load time if everyone does it.

Clip 1: God what a couple of dumb fucks. If they can walk today, it's more than they deserve.
Clip 2: What the fuck was he throwing a dropkick for???

[D Mac]

That's why I download shit.

[MCEazy]

Clip 2: What the fuck was he throwing a dropkick for???

it kinda looked like he was goin for a corkscrew of some sort but totally fuked it up.

[Juan]

That's why I download shit.

:y:

[Gerard]

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jesus christ. Close to a broken neck.

[Tazz Dan]

When you put a WWE DVD in the player, and you can't skip the stupid-ass "don't try this at home" clip. God that's so fucking annoying. How the hell many times am I going to have to see Bobcore's gashed-open back before it gets into my fucking nightmares?!?!

I swear I was thinking the exact same thing today. Then my 4 year old daughter who was watching with me says: "But we try that at home daddy". :lol:

[Pardeep 619]

I've skipped the 'Don't try this at home' clip before on my PS2. For the life of me I cannot remember how exactly I did it though...

[Gerard]

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That trampoline vid was actually pretty good, check out the weird chokeslam to back breaker at 58 secs.

[Kane Knight]

If you're actually watching WWE videos often, you deserve it.

[Theo Dious]

That trampoline vid was actually pretty good, check out the weird chokeslam to back breaker at 58 secs.

Those kids are the next Hardys, I'm calling it now.

[Theo Dious]

This has turned into the "This is why they have to show those stupid fucking warnings" thread. And I approve.

[Kane Knight]

I think they shouldn't show those videos. Survival of the fittest.

[Theo Dious]

If they could get the legislation to back up that sentiment I'd be on board with you in a second.

[Xero]

I think they shouldn't show those videos. Survival of the fittest.

Honestly, I think those videos more than anything promote it.

[thedamndest]

Don't try skipping the "don't try this at home" clip at home.

[BigDaddyCool]

That is why I watch old ECW dvds, they say "Try this at home, it is balls awesome."

[Gerard]

Those kids are the next Hardys, I'm calling it now.

Possibly, i mean 4 seconds in you have the perfect Jeff Hardy impersonation. :lol:

[Theo Dious]

Don't try skipping the "don't try this at home" clip at home.

*cue moody music*

*cue dramatic voiceover*

They work hard to produce fifteen second video clips to protect the brainless and imitative.

They spend hours of their time searching for the most poignant and impactful videos of injured wrestlers to illustrate the dangers of being a sports entertainer.

If only they could get video of Christ Benoit-

Anyway...

They work diligently to provide Vince McMahon with a means of avoiding frivilous lawsuits that would otherwise be filed by the irresponsible parents of braindead backyard wrestlers.

What you see as a pointless waste of time is in fact the culmination of their life's work as a menial WWE video editor.

So we ask you, just to give their lives some meaning, please, don't try skipping the "don't try this at home" clips at home.

[Kane Knight]

If they could get the legislation to back up that sentiment I'd be on board with you in a second.

Why would legislation be needed? Has WWE ever been successfully sued because someone was a retard?

Honestly, I think those videos more than anything promote it.

In that case, I'm in favor of them.

[U-Warrior]

I'm with KK.

Weed out the morons from society this way.

[Theo Dious]

Why would legislation be needed? Has WWE ever been successfully sued because someone was a retard?

Nope. Probably thanks to those videos. :shifty:

[Disturbed316]

Dont try it at home then.

[Legend Killer]

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jesus christ. Close to a broken neck.

Was this one of Brock Lesnar's Old School Backyard Wrestling Videos?

[Stickman]

Hey Inno, don't treat this as a joke. That's 15 seconds every time. Not a one time shot.

But I accept it, because if it wasn't for that 15 seconds every time, people would sue over their own lack of brain cells due to shit like this.
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They completely oversold that.

[Legend Killer]

You know if they wanted people not to try it at home, then they should have something like the TRUTH Commercials or even that commercial from HAROLD AND KUMAR w/ the kid blowing his head off after getting high. I'm sure that would work.