Official Raw is Draft Thread (6-23-08): Place your bets!

[Innovator]

AHAHHAHA COLE BURNED LAWLER

high school yearbook

[Anybody Thrilla]

Victoria's ass is absolutely delicious.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mick Foley to RAW, I'm calling it.

I would love to see Foley be Commissioner again

[RawRocks]

watchy it be.. Smackdown's Number #1 announcer .. FUNAKI

[KingofOldSchool]

When's the last time Maria's interviewed someone?

[KingofOldSchool]

watchy it be.. Smackdown's Number #1 announcer .. FUNAKI

Or Lena Yada

[NeanderCarl]

I could be playing with my penis...

Like you're not.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Actually, seeing as the WWE likes making splashes, Jim Ross being drafted to SmackDown! would be the absolute biggest they could do. Mick Foley is too new at his job to get thrown in front of a live crowd, anyway.

Also, The BFFs need to win this match to look like credible threats for SmackDown!'s new Diva Division.

[Zeeboe]

I hope you get cancer for the following reasons.

1- I haven't gotten the cash yet.
2- Even after I get the cash it's not like I'm set for life, so shut up.
3- I've been saying that for years, fucking YEARS! If you don't like it, then don't watch it. If you watch it, don't bitch about it like it's bigger than anything else.
4- Who in the god damn hell says you've earned anything?

I hope you get shot in the kneecap and gut, then get your eyes taken out of your sockets, followed up with being buried alive for the following reasons.

1 - SO FUCKING WHAT? You'll get it, and a starving child somewhere won't.
2 - Who gives a shit? You'll be better off then others, and if you had brians, you'd figure out how to set yourself up for life.
3- It's a free country.
4- I do, and my word is the only thing that matters.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm gonna guess Lillian Garcia to Smackdown.

[owenbrown]

RAW/ECW coming to Evansville, Indiana again. Guessing another house show.

[ClockShot]

Ref throw up the X?

[Corndad]

Does that mean no one wins? lol

[Zeeboe]

Like you're not.

No, I'm not. That's the problem. :(

[owenbrown]

lol a Double DQ.

[Corndad]

JIM ROSS TO SMACKDOWN???

[SammyG]

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT, JR TO SMACKDOWN?!

[RP]

Ross to Smackdown

[#BROKEN Hasney]

double DQ... both sides get a pick

[NeanderCarl]

He's SO pissed!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Forgot about backstage guys. Josh Mathews to SmackDown!? Todd Grisham to Smackers? Maria is a move I did call for SmackDown!, but is she still considered an announcer over a Diva?

Also, one to keep in mind, is Lilian Garcia, with Justin Roberts getting supplemented over.

[RawRocks]

WTF!

[KingofOldSchool]

BAH GAWD JR IS LAYING THE SMACKDOWN

[FourFifty]

NO! JIM ROSS ON SMACKDOWN!?!?!? FUCKING HELL!!!!!

[Linkbowler]

SMACKDOWN STUNNER

[Zeeboe]

JR to Smackdown?....................:(....He's been on Raw forever.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

BAH GAWD BBQ SAUCE ON SD

[Mr. Nerfect]

Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler on RAW?

[Innovator]

COLE ON RAW??!?!?! FUCK

[owenbrown]

Cole and JR switched?





*POST 3000 BTW* :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hahahahaha, what the hell is going on right now?

[Corndad]

Cole to RAW. Wow. Thats crazy.

[ClockShot]

Bye JR.


Hello, Cole?

[RawRocks]

MOTHERFUCKER!
PLEASE WWE.. DONT DO THIS

[McLegend]

Here is the phase out.

[RP]

Who's all been drafted? I just started watching


I like this switch. I like Cole going to Raw.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The man girls don't talk to goes to Raw. MITCHELL COLE.

[Corndad]

Well cant say this Draft isn't gonna change stuff up.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HOLY SHIT! Cole is getting promoted to the A show.

lol, he'll get drafted back, watch what i tell you.

[NeanderCarl]

I'm not impressed. But it may work out better in the long run.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow the one time Raw gets screwed in the draft and it's one of the commentators

[JH]

in the words of Ron Simmons
DAMN
i dont like the announcer switch and clearly JR and Cole did'nt either

[Mr. Nerfect]

JR is going to hate this, but it's fresh and interesting. And come on, he and Lawler suck together these days, anyway. Working with Mick Foley would be very cool stuff. Also, JR needs the taped environment to edit him over.

The WWE might also be trying to make him quit.

[Zeeboe]

Michael Cole?????? I'm done wih Raw...hell, I was done with wrestling...but I still watched Raw.....no, no....I am a Lawler mark from way back...I'll still watch Raw...sometimes...rarely....I just hope they don't put Lawler on ECW...course, Lawler's anti-ECW gimmick ruled....and he might go back to the Lawler from the 90's...that'd be cool.

[RP]

I like Michael Cole.. stfu

[Innovator]

I agree with legend, they're gonna start the phase out now

Fuckers.

[FourFifty]

1 - SO FUCKING WHAT? You'll get it, and a starving child somewhere won't.


But you're watching to win some cash... hmmm... ya know, there's a story that comes to mind... Something about a pot and a kettle... The pot called the kettle something... I can't quite put my finger on what it was.

[NeanderCarl]

That was quite the public humiliation for JR... once again!

Demoted on live TV.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cole on Raw :love:

Bet the supplement changes up the announce teams some more</font>

[6to1]

well lets see the screw ups jr does on smackdown without king to cover up for him makes me want to watch smackdown

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Still getting over this. They actually promoted Cole before Ross just retired. I can't believe JR isn't my voice of monday night now :(

[Zeeboe]

in the words of Ron Simmons
DAMN
i dont like the announcer switch and clearly JR and Cole did'nt either

Don't be a mark. Thry probably knew about this months in advanced.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, Michael Cole is not as bad as everyone says he is. He's quite competent when he's with a good partner. Wait, Jerry Lawler is on RAW...shit.

No way is JR better than Cole at this stage of his career. It's time to bow out, JR. Man, this draft is shaking things up.

[RP]

Michael Cole is gunna do a great job and JR and Mic should be entertaining.

[KingofOldSchool]

Melina's injury is kayfabed, at least I hope so

[Zeeboe]

But you're watching to win some cash... hmmm... ya know, there's a story that comes to mind... Something about a pot and a kettle... The pot called the kettle something... I can't quite put my finger on what it was.

When I win the money, you can call me whatever you want...but until then, I'm a working-class, blue-collar, junior college drop-out...but not for long....he'll call me this time....

[darkpower]

Personally I would've expected a Cole/Adamle switch, but I didn't expect that.

Nice job for Cole to get promoted. He deserves it after all the shit HE gets. Wonder what the WWE is planning with this, though...for all we know, it could be changed in the supplement thing after.

[Corndad]

Please let Khali Dial and talk.

[ClockShot]

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaVe]

Damn. JR didn't appear impressed.

[KingofOldSchool]

KHALI DIALS A PHONE = RATINGS

[RP]

Khali is gunna call someone and be like BRIAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Soooo, was the Melina injury legit? I swear I saw an X thrown up.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rumours are suggesting that JBL may be re-retiring. I would love to see Jerry Lawler quit in a rage, and JBL rejoin Cole on commentary. The best brand split commentary duo right there. Jerry Lawler might be added to SmackDown! to work with JR, anyway. Then Mick Foley can be the new RAW General Manager.

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[NeanderCarl]

I get the feeling JR only does the job for the prestige of being WWE's number one announcer, and to work with his friend The King.

I actually get the feeling this is the final nail in the coffin.

[owenbrown]

KHALI WITH A MIC?! :wtf:

[KingofOldSchool]

KHALI SPEAK ENGLISH!

[Corndad]

Wrong NUMBER!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

You have to be fucking kidding me.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[FourFifty]

:ROFL: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOLOLOLOL

[Innovator]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[HeartBreakMan2k]

HOLY SHIT!!! YOu fucking DUMB MOTHER FUCKING CUT. WRONG NUMBER?!?!

[Zeeboe]

FUCK...........................oh, LMAO......holy shit...I HOPE that was FUCKING RIGGED

[NeanderCarl]

Yes, Khali is Indian. He doesn't know how to work a phone and has never seen one before.

:roll:

[SammyG]

WRONG NUMBER

[FourFifty]

OH MY CHRIST!!!!!! THAT WAS FUCKING GREAT!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

AHAHAHAHAAH

[owenbrown]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WRONG NUMBER!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Wrong number....

Khali: SGHDHGCKCHKJCHKJDG JSDGHJKD JDHJKDHD CHJKDHJKDHJKL

LOL

[JH]

wrong number LMAO!!!!!!!!

[McLegend]

So anyone else see when they were carrying out Melina and did they see some guy was holding Melina's tits?

I want that job.

[Corndad]

HAHAHA The hell is goin on!

[Innovator]

AHAHHA YOU PUT VINCE ON HOLD

[FourFifty]

This is too much.

[KingofOldSchool]

LMAO

[SammyG]

Why call that piece of shit back?!

[Innovator]

EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Best phone segment yet.

[RP]

lol Khali

[Innovator]

EDGE EDGE EDGE EDGE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE

[Corndad]

Oh for god sake. that was the funniest shit ever.


Woah. they are having this now?

[RP]

this is a mess.

[owenbrown]

Vince is picking the real bright ones tonight huh? :roll:

[Zeeboe]

FUCK ME!!!!!!!!! :(:mad: WHAT IS WITH THESE DUMB-ASSES, man...shit...

And why are all the winners from up east like NY and NY....what the hell man...I AIN'T GOT ALL NIGHT VINCE! Just give me my cut. :rant::mad::foc:

I better win that half million...OR I'LL BE MAD! :mad: But jacking my jack might make me happy. :naughty:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Edge was the coolest guest ref ever.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's jobbing time for Edge

[RP]

Can we go ahead and have Batista interfere so we can get this over with

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Nah, there will be interference and Edge will win.

Possibly from HHH

[owenbrown]

I think 450 has been the smartest of all the winners thus far.

BTW I didn't realize i past 3,000 posts. :o

[Cooler Tom Schuler]

FUCK ME!!!!!!!!! :(:mad: WHAT IS WITH THESE DUMB-ASSES, man...shit...

And why are all the winners from up east like NY and NY....what the hell man...I AIN'T GOT ALL NIGHT VINCE! Just give me my cut. :rant::mad::foc:

I better win that half million...OR I'LL BE MAD! :mad: But jacking my jack might make me happy. :naughty:

Go die please.

kthxbye

[Anybody Thrilla]

I thought this was the main event. Is this an Iron Man match?

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge should wrestle Danny Davis to see who the greatest heel ref

[RawRocks]

damn still another hour and change to go .. its gonna feel weird with Cole as lead Raw announcer

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The Battle Royal will be the main event.

[FourFifty]

And why are all the winners from up east like NY and NY....what the hell man...I AIN'T GOT ALL NIGHT VINCE! Just give me my cut. :rant::mad::foc:


Twentynine Palms, CA.

[Innovator]

LETS GO EDGE

[SammyG]

I always wondered. When they go to commercial like that, as Edge's theme is playing, and then they come back from commercial with his theme still playing, what goes on in the arena during the commercial?

[Zeeboe]

Go die please.

kthxbye

NO. :mad:

[KingofOldSchool]

Edge: GOD DAMMIT WHY DO I HAVE TO JOB TO HIM AGAIN?!?!?!

[SammyG]

In case you forgot, or fell off, I'm still hot, knock ya shell off

[KingofOldSchool]

Chuck Norris can see you, John Cena.

[Innovator]

The BOO YEAH effect is ON

[ClockShot]

Wow. Cena got some hangtime there.

[owenbrown]

Saw a sign that said "CHUCK NORRIS CAN SEE JOHN CENA" The question is does he WANT to?! And hopefully he would roundhouse kick Cena into oblivion.


Wait, Cena would no-sell the roundhouse kick. nevermind. :shifty:

[Zeeboe]

Twentynine Palms, CA.

:rant: I know that bitch! I'm talking about TONIGHT ya dumb fuck! :mad: :foc:


....By the way, that Rick Roll was awesome! :lol: SHALINGA!!!!

[Innovator]

I missed those Cena Sucks chants

[RP]

KoOs do you have Summerslam tickets yet and are you taking a fat chick?

[NeanderCarl]

Yabbadoo.

Cena should do a Fred Flintstone gimmick.

Loincloth and bare feet. That'll get him over.

[Xerzes]

I always wondered. When they go to commercial like that, as Edge's theme is playing, and then they come back from commercial with his theme still playing, what goes on in the arena during the commercial?

The people in the ring continue to strut around, pose, crouch in wait for their opponent, stretch, et cetera.

[ClockShot]

Hogan fan in the front row got some guts tonight.

[Evil Vito]

I always wondered. When they go to commercial like that, as Edge's theme is playing, and then they come back from commercial with his theme still playing, what goes on in the arena during the commercial?

<font color=goldenrod>They turn the theme off and show an ad for an upcoming event or merchandise before turning the theme back on midway.</font>

[NeanderCarl]

Is JR just gonna bitch about being drafted all night? And was Foley about to say he wished he got traded to Raw?

[KingofOldSchool]

KoOs do you have Summerslam tickets yet and are you taking a fat chick?

No and why would I take a fat chick, I'm not BDC.

[Xerzes]

"Cena <3s the unicorns"? The hell?

[FourFifty]

Calling a few things right now.

Battle Royal- Three way tie, each brand gets a draft.
Edge gets drafted off of SmackDown, Vickie does a massive trade to get Edge back.

[RP]

I dunno, but Edge is fat. His gut is sticking out. Someone should tell him to tone up. He's a fricking champion ffs.

[Innovator]

SPEAR

[Innovator]

GOD DAMMIT

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET TO THE ROPES!

[Mr. Nerfect]

You know what would be a pretty big move: The Battle Royal is won by a SmackDown! wrestler (I'm thinking...Batista?) and SmackDown! gets two draft picks. They get John Cena and Triple H. That way, the WWE Championship is almost certainly SmackDown!'s now. Triple H retains the belt at Night of Champions, and CM Punk then cashes in and wins it back for RAW.

[Innovator]

If the WHC jobs to Cena, Inno riots

[RP]

seriously.. why is Edge out of shape? He's got a serious guy working right now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

You know what would be a pretty big move: The Battle Royal is won by a SmackDown! wrestler (I'm thinking...Batista?) and SmackDown! gets two draft picks. They get John Cena and Triple H. That way, the WWE Championship is almost certainly SmackDown!'s now. Triple H retains the belt at Night of Champions, and CM Punk then cashes in and wins it back for RAW.

Are you high, son?

[Innovator]

Walk out, thats my boy

[KingofOldSchool]

BOO

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Edge to Raw

[ClockShot]

Bullshit ending.

[RP]

rofl another DQ

This is horrible

[Xerzes]

Lame

[NeanderCarl]

Raw gets another draft... maybe they'll get JR back and it was all a big rib.

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista gets drafted to Raw

[Innovator]

Bats is going to RAW

[ClockShot]

NO WHAMMIES!

[NeanderCarl]

Raw gets... Batista.

[Innovator]

YUP

[Corndad]

Wow Bats to Raw.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Or not.

[owenbrown]

Damn should have seen Batista to Raw coming a mile away.

[RP]

LOL the look on Batistas face

[Anybody Thrilla]

Every pick has been pretty big thus far.

[ClockShot]

Dancing Dave is here again.

[KingofOldSchool]

Randy Orton and Batista form a new Evolution

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Batista to Raw. Another predictale, but good, move.

[Innovator]

Vince: OK Dave you'll put you back on RAW, now can you stop with the boo-boo face?

[SammyG]

That was kind of expected, with Bats in the ring and all.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Any word on who Chris Jericho is going to defend the IC Title against at Night of Champions?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk is going to be wrestling on ECW every week once ECW starts taping before Raw.

Since there will be no room for him on Raw.

[SammyG]

lol @ Batista mocking Ede laughing "HA......HA.......HA"

[McLegend]

Cena is getting drafted.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, this move adds drama to the World Heavyweight Title match at Night of Champions, which was needed. Will Batista win and take the belt to RAW? If John Cena goes to SmackDown!, like some have suggested, the same thing is mirrored with the WWE Championship.

[NeanderCarl]

Fair play to WWE, it's all been big name players so far in this draft, even the announcers.

I'm guessing Cena to SmackDown, but that Cena v Batista feud is thus far untapped. Maybe deliberately.

[FourFifty]

Randy Orton and Batista form a new Evolution

I dig it. I've always liked Dancin' Dave as a heel.

[RP]

Cena to Smackdown

[SammyG]

Time for Vince to call me or somethin'.

[RP]

Vicki Guerrero looks horrible. I feel like her neck is gunna drip out of my TV and onto my floor.

[Mr. Nerfect]

So RAW's main event scene is looking like: Triple H, John Cena, Shawn Michaels, Batista, Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, JBL, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Lance Cade and William Regal when he returns. Too many faces, if you ask me. Drop a face, and you've got a 5 vs. 5 balance. John Cena getting drafted to SmackDown! is making more and more sense.

[Innovator]

MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammyG]

One, two, you hear the clock tickin'?

[Corndad]

Worst Actress ever.

[owenbrown]

MVP :D

[ClockShot]

MVP to ECW?

[Anybody Thrilla]

MVP v. Kane again?

[Innovator]

TOMMY IS BACK ON RAW! TO JOB!

[KingofOldSchool]

Smackdown gets the next pick

[Anybody Thrilla]

No way Dreamer wins this?

[RP]

LOL Who's that albino thats coming to the ring with Dreamer?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Melina is going to SmackDown!, by the way. Who gave her the injury? One of The BFFs? Melina is a hot female talent right now with the face turn, and SmackDown! needs one of them. Plus she appeals to the Spanish speaking audience.

It might be part of the supplementary thing, but I've got a good feeling it will happen.

[FourFifty]

My inner ECW fan says "TOMMY DREAMER :D" but my inner WWE fan says "Tommy Dreamer :|"

[owenbrown]

:rofl: Foley taking cheap shots at Adamle.

[NeanderCarl]

MVP to ECW?

Yeah, like ECW's getting another look in.

[KingofOldSchool]

So RAW's main event scene is looking like: Triple H, John Cena, Shawn Michaels, Batista, Rey Mysterio, CM Punk, JBL, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, Lance Cade and William Regal when he returns. Too many faces, if you ask me. Drop a face, and you've got a 5 vs. 5 balance. John Cena getting drafted to SmackDown! is making more and more sense.

Pretty sure Hunter or Batista will turn heel within the next 6 months.

[Mr. Nerfect]

MVP wins, and SmackDown! gets John Cena, who starts a feud with MVP soon afterwards, as MVP feels threatened by a guy who is also making "John Cena money."

[#BROKEN Hasney]

:rofl: Foley taking cheap shots at Adamle.

It's his biggest challenge in his wrestling career.

[RP]

buh bye MVP have fun in ECW

[Innovator]

I'd be funny if SD got Delaney after being raped in the draft

[Corndad]

LOL this announcing is outstanding.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Pretty sure Hunter or Batista will turn heel within the next 6 months.

That would be a logical development, but the WWE are fairly bland these days. I could see them keeping both babyfaces for the hell of it.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Who's that albino thats coming to the ring with Dreamer?

A stray dog that got lost along the way. Dreamer took it in because he's fat and wants to beef him up so he can eat him.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol I love Taz. Btw guys, there is a fuckin match going on.

[RP]

Colin Delany? WTF

Just call him 123 kid and get it over with.

[ClockShot]

Wow. Figured Delaney would have had a hand in that.

[Mr. Nerfect]

SmackDown! getting Chavo Guerrero would not surprise me, but it may underwhelm the fans. If Chavo is drafted, he can make sure the US Title stays on SmackDown! by winning it at Night of Champions.

[owenbrown]

BIG MONEY!

[NeanderCarl]

Righty ho then.

SmackDown gets... Umaga.

[Innovator]

UMANGA

[NeanderCarl]

Samoan Bulldog :lol:

[FourFifty]

Bulldog :rofl:

[ClockShot]

Umaga to Smackdown.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

[RP]

Samoan Bulldog

[KingofOldSchool]

UMANGA

[RawRocks]

Samoan Bulldog :lol:

[Corndad]

Umaga. figured he was movin just wasnt sure to which one Smackdown or ECW.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Umanga would have been a better shot for ECW ;-\

[#BROKEN Hasney]

THE SAMOAN BULLDOG, UMANGA, TO SMACKDOWN

[FourFifty]

So SmackDown just got "Basic Heel #164".

[Mr. Nerfect]

Did Delaney cost MVP the match? LOL. If I were MVP, I'd have thrown it and cut a promo saying I hope I was drafted. That fits with his current "re-negotiating of the contract" thing, doesn't it?

[Xerzes]

For the best.

[owenbrown]

Colin Delaney is gonna get killed.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL!

[RawRocks]

Ewmanga is better suited for ECW

[RP]

LOL WHO THE FUCK IS THIS COLIN DELANY QUEER OMG. Is this guy seriously on my TV right now in a ring?

[KingofOldSchool]

At least Umanga and Jeff Harvey can continue their never ending feud.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I see. Umaga should have been on ECW. Umaga seems like a good candidate to win the US Title back for SmackDown! in like tomorrow week.

[FourFifty]

WWE hasn't seen someone spin like that since Booker T left WWE.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Umaga vs. Vladimir Kozlov could actually be a pretty bad-ass feud. I can't believe I just said that.

[owenbrown]

LOL WHO THE FUCK IS THIS COLIN DELANY QUEER OMG. Is this guy seriously on my TV right now in a ring?

He looked seriously dead just now.

[RP]

i hope he's dead.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, now that he is on SmackDown!, Umaga seems like the best option to win the Battle Royal tonight. Or The Great Khali, as much as I hate to say it.

[FourFifty]

SHINEDOWN FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeanderCarl]

The WWE Draft AKA "the night WWE's next video game becomes badly dated before it's ever even released".

[RP]

ROFL Why are WWE doing this. Why not just merge. Why send your crap to one brand and your goods to another?

[Corndad]

Ecw will have 3 people by the end of this.

[KingofOldSchool]

JOHN BITCHTITS LAYFIELD

Time for Raw to get another pick

[NeanderCarl]

As if JBL would job to anyone from ECW.

[RP]

I cant get over Colin Delany

[FourFifty]

The WWE Draft AKA "the night WWE's next video game becomes badly dated before it's ever even released".
:D

[FourFifty]

KOFI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NeanderCarl]

Koko B. Kingston!

C'mon Koko.

[RawRocks]

who is the hell is this goof ball

[RP]

LOL Who's this nigger?

[Fox]

sup all

kofi gonna JOBBBBBB to JBL

[KingofOldSchool]

Poor Coffee Kingston

[Innovator]

JIGGLETITS vs. JAMACIAN ME CRAZY

[FourFifty]

He needs to to the job and then get drafted to SmackDown, because I watch SmackDown more often that I watch ECW.

[RP]

is that K-Kwick?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who are the top faces on SmackDown!? Jeff Hardy and Finlay are the only two that come to mind with Matt Hardy, Batista and Rey Mysterio gone. If The Undertaker returns to SmackDown!, then he can be added to that list. But yeah, SmackDown! needs one of RAW's top faces.

[Innovator]

KOFI! don't look into the fat, it's mesmerizing

[Xerzes]

The never-ending battle between JBL and non-whites.

[Corndad]

Has Kofi lost yet?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

ECW better win the battle royal, because Kofi isn't gonna beat JBL

[KingofOldSchool]

Kofi loses and ends up getting drafted Raw, thus further raping ECW.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kofi Kingston could actually win this. The WWE like him.

[Innovator]

BOOP BOOP

[KingofOldSchool]

Who are the top faces on SmackDown!? Jeff Hardy and Finlay are the only two that come to mind with Matt Hardy, Batista and Rey Mysterio gone. If The Undertaker returns to SmackDown!, then he can be added to that list. But yeah, SmackDown! needs one of RAW's top faces.

They need to make room for John Cena.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That may have been the sickest rebound I've ever seen.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Or Shelton Benjamin costs Kofi the match, and gets drafted to RAW. "He's movin' on up!"