ECW Thread (6/24/08): Raped worse than a stripper at a Duke lacrosse after party

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah.

[Innovator]

ECW...home of Matt and ......Matt?

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOM! goes the stage

[Innovator]

This just in

VINCE CANT FEEL HIS LEGS

[KingofOldSchool]

ECW...home of Matt and ......Matt?

And Coffee & Knox

[Innovator]

PAUL WHAT HAPPENED

[KingofOldSchool]

HOLLA HOLLA

[The Optimist]

And The Gold Standard

[Innovator]

lets welcome ECW's additions....MATT HARDY

[KingofOldSchool]

That moron sign guy is in the front row.

[SammyG]

HE OF COURSE, THE BROTHER OF JEFF HARDY

............

[Innovator]

Tazz got screwed last night

[Innovator]

CM PUNK

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, CM PUNK!?!?!?

[SammyG]

What, why is Punk here.

[Innovator]

PUNK PUNK PUNK PUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[Innovator]

Abs Morrison

[KingofOldSchool]

MIZORRISON!

[Innovator]

5 bucks Miz comes out next

[Innovator]

YES! I WIN 5 BUCKS!

[The Optimist]

Matt & CM Punk vs. Mizzorisson
Hot stuff baby this evenin.

[KingofOldSchool]

Houston doesn't care about the Money in the Bank.

[Innovator]

Punk in the ring on RAW with a live mic...can't wait for it







oh wait Punk doesn't get mic time

[Innovator]

combo bulldogs with high five = awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

That's not CM Punk, that's his evil twin GM Punk.

General Motors Punk

[Innovator]

Wouldn't Punk's evil twin have no facial hair or tats?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk in the ring on RAW with a live mic...can't wait for it







oh wait Punk doesn't get mic time

Punk had more mic time at the WM 25 press conference today than he has the two years his been on TV.

[Innovator]

5 minutes?

[KingofOldSchool]

Wouldn't Punk's evil twin have no facial hair or tats?

No, but he takes baths.

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, I just realized that the guy that won $500K last night is from my town

[KingofOldSchool]

5 minutes?

No, 4.25

[Innovator]

I'm sad no one said they were from Badstreet USA

[Innovator]

in the contest

[DarKCentaur]

$16 winner! Dustin from The Deepest Darkest Corner of his Mind

[Innovator]

....what the fuck did Adamle just say?

[Innovator]

:lol: great hot tag

[KingofOldSchool]

....what the fuck did Adamle just say?

...HAVE MERCY!

[Innovator]

i wonder if i could hit 18k tonight

[Innovator]

something about morrison's clothes and duds and blowing minds

[Innovator]

TWIST OF FATNO.....

[SammyG]

Hornswoggle...?

[Innovator]

UNOS DOS ADIOS!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk should nail Matt with the briefcase and cash in his contract against him.

[Innovator]

Kofi vs. Shelton

IN EXTREEEEEEEEEEEME RULES

[Innovator]

they remembered it was ECW

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE KINGSTON'S GETTIN EXTREMELY CRAZY!

[Innovator]

JAMAICAN SENSATION

[Innovator]

you no big papppi

[KingofOldSchool]

U NOT BBBIIIIGGG PAAAAWWWPIII

[RP]

Colin Delany vs Tanning Bed - ExReMe RuLeS

[KingofOldSchool]

When niggers collide...NEXT!

[Innovator]

Really, does Kofi need pyro at this stage?

[KingofOldSchool]

JAMAICAN ME A LATTE

[Innovator]

black on black crime, EXTREME

[KingofOldSchool]

Really, does Kofi need pyro at this stage?

But he's JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

[KingofOldSchool]

MAKE THE NIGGER BLEED

[Innovator]

extreme rules, TRASH CAN TIME

[KingofOldSchool]

SUPPLEMENTAL DRAFT TOMORROW AT NOON!

[parkmania]

Well, for those just following the thread, they just showed on screen that there WILL be an announcement about a supplemental draft at noon tomorrow on wwe.com.

I guess the writers finally all agreed to do one.


EDIT: Damn, I type slow.

[Innovator]

COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

[Innovator]

...people just follow the thread?

[KingofOldSchool]

Coffee Kingston should do promotional work for Starbucks

[Innovator]

JAMAICAN ME DIZZY SHELTON

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOO KOFI

[Innovator]

i liked that rana into the trashcan counter

[KingofOldSchool]

OW HAVE MERCY JAMAICAN ME CRAZY

[Innovator]

Adamle, a retarded version of Dude Love

[RP]

Kofi Kingston is my favorite wrestler in the WWE right now

[KingofOldSchool]

WILL KANE'S PAIN, BE HENRY'S GAIN?

Oh Adamle you and you're crazy rhymes.

[Innovator]

I thought Colin Delaney was

[Innovator]

Adamle doesn't work on being a better announcer....just how to rhyme

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle, a retarded version of Dude Love

OW HAVE PITY!

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle doesn't work on being a better announcer....just how to rhyme

Adamle: Hey Tazz, gimme a beat.

Tazz: No.

[Innovator]

Queso Dip Crunchwrap...I'm on it

[Gertner]

wow, adamle is worse than usual tonight

[Innovator]

Two nights in a row for Adamle, killing him

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S CHANGED FOR GOOOOOD






...well untill next year

[Gertner]

Adamle :" Kofi vs Shelton in an Extreme Rules match. Taz, do you suppose they call it an extreme rules match because we're in Extreme Chamionship Wrestling?"

Tazz:" They really couldn't have traded you for Cole couldn't they?"

[Innovator]

I really hope Batista doesn't take the title to RAW

[KingofOldSchool]

I want to see Kane and Natalya have a laugh off

[Gertner]

I think Adamle has a book of puns

[Gertner]

The Big Bad Machine!

[Innovator]

with the Million Dollar Man

[SammyG]

Hahaha, that Kane laugh was amazing.

[Innovator]

I gotta get that Rock DVD

[Innovator]

Fuck, here comes Knox

[Innovator]

I'm liking his homeless gimmick though

[Innovator]

LETS GO EVAN BOURNE BABY

[KingofOldSchool]

Another week, more hair migrated from his scalp to his beard.

[Innovator]

I was watching an ROH street fight, Sydal came dressed in a button down, scarf, and jeans

[Gertner]

Knox is awesome

[Innovator]

Generic Hoss #140

[Gertner]

Tazz:" I'm starting to catch your disease by the way" to Adamle lol

[Innovator]

There goes Bourne

[Gertner]

KNOX BABY!

[KingofOldSchool]

KNOXOUT

[KingofOldSchool]

Wooly Willy gets the win

[Innovator]

FAT ALBERT COMING TO THE RING

[Innovator]

oh wait thats Mizark

[Gertner]

Knox is great. That was a nice set-up to his finisher.

He kinda reminds me off A-Train- not over in the U.S.A but would be mad over in Japan. He has excellent skills for a big man. You dont see many big men who can actually sell a hurracanrana like that.

[KingofOldSchool]

FAT ALBERT COMING TO THE RING

HEY HEY HEY RRROOOOCCKK. I don't know what ya'll are cookin, smells like shit, but I think I'll eat some anyway...HEH HEH HEH!

[KingofOldSchool]

Adamle: I am short.

Tazz: I'm not.

[KingofOldSchool]

"Hornswoggle explodes"

Would that be considered child porn?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mark Henry vs. Big Show at the Bash for the ECW Title

[RGWhat316]

Damn, Bourne had to job to Knox? I thought he would get a few more wins before his first loss.

[parkmania]

I finally figured out who Mike Knox reminds me of:



http://assets.espn.go.com/i/nfl/profiles/players/65x90/4288.jpghttp://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/29278/5923088


Former Steelers, now New York Jets guard Alan Faneca. I saw an interview with him after this past season, and he (Faneca) was rocking the scruffy beard, just like Knox.