View Full Version : You book it game
The MAC
06-28-2008, 08:21 PM
simple. Someone states an angle then you book how it would go down,write the promo if you want.To get you started: Shawn michaels comes out of the closet
Suicidal Icon
06-28-2008, 09:02 PM
Reveals The MAC as gay lover.
Angle done.
FourFifty
06-28-2008, 10:46 PM
Angle done.
Going to assume you meant Kurt....
Does the job to Jeff Jarrett in 2.7 at LockDown in an Iron Guy Cage Of Doom match.
Hulk Hogan does his next "last match"... AND JOBS!!!!
To Brutus Beefcake and the buyrate is an all time low
Heidenreich returns as Michael Cole's gay lover...
Mister Sinister
06-29-2008, 02:12 AM
Who was paid by JBL to come back.
Brian Kendrick decides to play a gimmick of being Samuel L Jackson.
Heyman
06-29-2008, 02:44 AM
Who was paid by JBL to come back.
Brian Kendrick decides to play a gimmick of being Samuel L Jackson.
Brian Kendrick, as Samuel L. Jackson, then demands that Jim Ross give a double blow job to Great Khali and Big Show. JR "obliges" and then later on behind closed doors, gets the Smackdown laid on him in some hardcore 3 way tag team action.
Mr. Nerfect
06-29-2008, 06:06 AM
Seeing as Heyman didn't specify a new angle, I'll re-do Brian "Samuel L. Jackson" Kendrick:
After getting hit with a steel chair on SmackDown!, Kendrick returns the next week quoting passages from the Bible, and generally acting like some of Samuel L. Jackson's better known characters. Eventually, the WWE pays for Leonardo DiCaprio to come in to the WWE, and Kendrick gets hit with a steel chair, and the last thing he sees before he goes down, is Leo sitting in the first row, and the next week we get Leonardo Spanky making his WWE debut...
How CM Punk cashes in his Money in the Bank title shot.
Volare
06-29-2008, 06:42 AM
CM Punk fails horribly when he challenges Triple H. When the bell rings, Trips gets himself counted out laughs all the way to the back as CM is left in the ring looking like an idiot.
How Carlito wins the WHC.
Hanso Amore
06-29-2008, 07:28 AM
Carlito defeats Triple H to take the WWE Championship at Wrestlemania....While playing Smackdown VS Raw 2009. He then turns off the game, and does a job to a new guy from FCW.
Sean Ohaire is revealed to have dropped the scaffold on Mr. Macmahon...
mrslackalack
06-29-2008, 08:46 AM
He will get hyped as a possible main eventer then job back to back weeks to Paul Burchill and Lance Cade and be released 2 months later.
Val Venis wins a match by pinfall on RAW.
Mr. Nerfect
06-29-2008, 08:54 AM
Let me field this one:
Val hits The Money Shot on Charlie Haas, after confronting Haas for stealing his gimmick.
Next assignment: Nick Dinsmore returns to the WWE.
as the new and improved Gobbledy Gooker but the egg does'nt hatch right at Survivor Series and Nick get's released again
Undertaker returns as Mean Mark Callous....
Mr. Nerfect
06-29-2008, 09:21 AM
"Mean Mark" shows up on SmackDown!, and Vickie Guerrero tries to prove it is The Undertaker. She looks up The Undertaker's real name in the WWE's records, and she is stuck when it says that he is Mark Callaway, and this is Mark Callous. Edge shits himself as Mean Mark comes after the World Heavyweight Championship.
Vince McMahon, upset about his crippling injury decides to kill off the monster he created (WWE) with a lethal dose of poiiiiiison...what is this poison, and don't say a Khali/Mark Henry title push. Too easy.
Evil Vito
06-29-2008, 11:35 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Vince puts deadly food poisoning in the WWE catering, killing off several jobbers in a series of increasingly tasteless segments...it makes for a crafty way of releasing some of the dead weight.
How ECW eventually merges with Raw in storyline.</font>
The MAC
06-29-2008, 01:10 PM
Paul heyman shows up on raw and says he was the one who hurt Vince. He announces an invasion. The IWC orgasms instantly.
How bischoff buys smackdown and turns it into wcw
Vastardikai
06-29-2008, 04:12 PM
... In related news, Eric Bischoff was fired from his job as janitor of James Brown Arena after playing with the Marquis at a WWE Smackdown House show.
Michael Hayes brings back the Freebirds.
which are now Hayes,Mike Rotunda & John Laurenitis and surprisingly they dont get over at all.......
Flair makes a new Horsemen group
Vastardikai
06-29-2008, 04:52 PM
Which includes Flair, Lance Cade, Kofi Kingston, and a hot dog vendor. They get squashed in a match against Triple H. Only the hot dog vendor gets any offense in.
Randy Orton's electromagnetic healing machine gimmick...
FourFifty
06-29-2008, 05:06 PM
Fails when he (a) fails another drug test (b) poops in someone's bag (c) gets more over than HHH and HAS to be stopped.
FourFifty
06-29-2008, 05:07 PM
CM Punk turns heel and fueds with Jeff HArdy
Hanso Amore
06-29-2008, 05:45 PM
When Jeff gets out of Rehab an reveals Punk is on drugs! HOLY TWIST OF FATE!
Kane makes See No Evil 2...
Hanso Amore
06-29-2008, 05:45 PM
When Jeff gets out of Rehab an reveals Punk is on drugs! HOLY TWIST OF FATE!
Kane makes See No Evil 2...
which is actually a comedy about a blind cop and Vince tries to play off the movie by bringing back Robocop and when that backfires Vince is shot in the chest on live tv and presumed dead once again....
Vince returns as....
Hanso Amore
06-29-2008, 06:10 PM
Robo Cop, HE KILLED HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!
His first order of business.....
FourFifty
06-29-2008, 06:22 PM
Punt Hornswoggle into the crowd.
TNA tires a little harder with their booking.
Volare
06-29-2008, 06:31 PM
And puts Awesome Kong over Samoa Joe for the TNA Heavyweight Title.....but in the end it still fails!
Trevor Murdoc goes for the WHC.
Hanso Amore
06-29-2008, 06:39 PM
And Jeff Jarrett returns to win a Chess Match, where each side is comprtised of an authority figure, and 10 wrestlers of his choosing. Each guy is assigned one move he can do, and that is it. The two authority figures then have a chess match, with the last team with a standing king wins. Every TNA fan ever blows their brains out.
The WWE works a talent exchange with Japan...
The MAC
06-29-2008, 06:51 PM
they send funaki and jimmy wang over and get a bowl of rice in return.When HHH discovers Stephanie having phone sex with the Macho Man.
nailz
06-29-2008, 08:38 PM
he calls up chyna and lets her fuck him in the ass again.
CM Punk turns heel and sells his money in the bank title shot to
Ted DiBiase. DiBiase says that while he'd like the world title run his dad never got, he thinks that the belt is the biggest disgrace ever. He burns the contract and reinstates the Million Dollar Belt.
WWE hires New Jack to feud with...
Michael Hayes......which ends with New Jack going back to jail for justifiable homicide
David Arquette signs with the WWE...
Vastardikai
06-29-2008, 10:55 PM
to replace Todd Grisham as backstage interviewer. Oddly enough, his first interview with Carlito leads to a match... and a win.
Ultimate Warrior's WWE Return.
Volare
06-30-2008, 02:24 AM
Warrior comes out to mass pyro and fan fare...till he trips running down the ramp to the ring, injuring himself and prevents the match against Hornswoggle from happening.
Ted Dibiase gets a WWE/WHC/ECW title shot (pick one I don't care)
The MAC
06-30-2008, 03:45 AM
wins ecw title and nobody gave a fuck. Vince introduces the "suck my cock club"
Hanso Amore
06-30-2008, 07:28 AM
And Jerry Brisco says he has been a member for over 20 years.
The WWE finally makes a Macho Man DVD...
Hanso Amore
06-30-2008, 07:30 AM
And Jerry Brisco says he has been a member for over 20 years.
The WWE finally makes a Macho Man DVD...
FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:02 AM
And Triple H pulls a Benoit after he sees the easter eggs that someone in production left in by mistake.
WWE invades TNA.
And ECW gains more jobbers.
Kurt Angle goes crazy and....
FourFifty
06-30-2008, 09:06 AM
No one notices since it's TNA.
The Great Kahli comes out with a sex tape.
The MAC
06-30-2008, 09:45 AM
its a three way with linda and the iron sheik. NEXT ANGLE: scott hall gets a talk show segment on RAW.
Volare
06-30-2008, 10:02 AM
He starts to call out Stone Cold Steve Austin...not realizing he's done with the buisness (for now..cause who knows) and passes out in the ring from relapsing.
Mickie James and Melina caught in the back dyking out.
Hanso Amore
06-30-2008, 10:21 AM
And I dream that they both have cocks.
HBK finally acknowledges he is balding...
and has a early mid life crisis,shaves his head and starts screaming who's next every time he wins a match
Tito Santana wins the WWE title...
Evil Vito
06-30-2008, 12:05 PM
<font color=goldenrod>And then wins the tag belts with Rick Martel (who won the IC Title). Old school Power Trip!
WWE decides to bring back WCW's World War 3 60-Man 3-ring battle royal</font>
which Hornswoggle wins and goes on to SummerSlam to defeat Triple H for the WWE Title
Big Vito & Perry Saturn return as a team wearing dresses...
Anybody Thrilla
06-30-2008, 12:21 PM
....for Divas! Another Diva Search is instituted, this time with three thousand of the sexiest women on television vying for one of 60 coveted spots where the winners each receive 4 million dollars, three year contracts, and a place in history in the first ever World Bikini Lingerie Pillow Contest Cage Royal.
***
The full time return of The Rock.
Anybody Thrilla
06-30-2008, 12:21 PM
Whoops
The MAC
06-30-2008, 06:22 PM
he turns heel by insisting we call him dwayne.We call him asshole.NEW ANGLE :Iron sheik ends up in Nick Hogans cell.
Nick comes out walking like Shiek does
Teddy Long get's fed up with "The Man" turns heel and starts calling people whitey....
Hanso Amore
07-01-2008, 06:37 AM
Then John Cena shows up, and tells him he is more of a Nigger than he is....Michael hayes is fired.
CM Punk actually gets mic time on Raw...
The MAC
07-01-2008, 08:45 AM
by the time he says C..M.. Cena has already won the title from him.Vince Russo challenges Vince to a street fight
Evil Vito
07-02-2008, 09:34 AM
<font color=goldenrod>But its a SWERVE and he's really only wrestling himself. He becomes the next Al Snow.
Funaki gets a World Title run</font>
Impact!
07-02-2008, 09:49 AM
Though this is after he is fired from the WWE and hired by TNA, and given a masked gimmick as Fuu - Nakio Japans answer to Rey Mysterio.
Mr. Kennedt and Edge finally get a blow off fued
nailz
07-04-2008, 06:55 PM
lita gives kennedy mono and edge gets the victory
triple h pulls a benoit.......
Y2Ant
07-04-2008, 09:30 PM
...yet every main eventer is made to job to his corpse. Except Cena, who overcomes these odds.
Steve Blackman comes back as a main eventer.
nailz
07-05-2008, 11:29 AM
at the flea market wrestling show down the road and still cant draw
droz is able to walk again and makes his return......
Triple Naitch
07-06-2008, 11:12 AM
Until he gets suspended repeatedly for violating the Wellness Policy after being caught sucking fetuses ala Christopher Reeve style on South Park.
Elijah Burke's first storyline with his new Count Chocula gimmick.
The MAC
07-06-2008, 11:33 AM
ends in yet another scandal when other wrestlers complain that he is using a porno version of his gimmick in the showers.
Katey Vick shows up on raw
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