Random Hilarious Stuff from Wrestling

[13]

lol....When Jericho showed up for a first blood match in 18 layers of clothing and a hockey mask.

When Evil Doink gave Kamala a present to get him counted out. Which then we found out....had nothing in it.

When Tank Abbot joined 3-count


.....Got more?

[John la Rock]

when Ultimo Dragon slipped on the entrance way at Wrestlemania XX :lol:

[The Show Off]

When Brock Lesner got rejected by every single National Football Leauge team.... oh wait that didn't happen...







...yet

[Watson]

When Fred Ottman debuted as The Shockmaster and completely embarrassed himself by falling thru the entrance and losing his mask. :rofl:

[KayfabeMan]

When Sid Vicious shit himself.... :shifty:

[Watson]

When Sid Vicious shit himself.... :shifty:


Ewww, I heard about that. When was that and what show was it on?

[Rock Bottom]

DDP jobbing to The Undertaker's wife.

[Rock Bottom]

Kurt Angle's "interview" with The Rock before their title match, where Angle took a bunch of clips of Rocky and conveniently placed them to answer his questions. (As seen on the Daily Show)

[Corkscrewed]

Rock making fun of all five of his HIAC opponents.

[Funky Fly]

DDP jobbing to The Undertaker's wife.
That wasn't funny, that was a sad day for wrestling. :'(

[Tornado]

Kurt Angle's "interview" with The Rock before their title match, where Angle took a bunch of clips of Rocky and conveniently placed them to answer his questions. (As seen on the Daily Show)
<font color=33ffff>I got sent that over MSN recently and it is hands down the funniest wrestling interview I have ever seen. Kurt Angle's acting in that was legendary.</font>

[Loose Cannon]

When it was Owen vs Farooq and Bret was at the annoucers table. The ref had his back turned and Bret says to Mcmahon, "Hold on a sec McMahon I've got to tie my shoe" and then he nails Farooq with the title belt and Owen pins him.

[SuperSlim]

The angle thing wins overall

[Mikey]

The Rock-Hurricane segments

Golddust giving Chrisitan ass cream for Christmas. Christian saying it wasnt his but walks away with it anyway

I probably post more later when I can think of them

[Dazz]

Kurt Angle's "interview" with The Rock before their title match, where Angle took a bunch of clips of Rocky and conveniently placed them to answer his questions. (As seen on the Daily Show)
:lol: Thats the only wrestling clip I have on my PC, it's fu</>cking genius.

[The Dub]

La Parka's dance.

[loopydate]

Any time Bobby Heenan or Joel Gertner opened their mouths.

[Excellance of Execution]

Anyone have a link or know where to find the Angle-Rock promo?

[Loose Cannon]

Remember when Evil Doink popped the little kids baloon with his cigar. HAHA

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sid: It's all about the septics, err...skeptics. Ugh, let me start again.

Jr: Sorry pal this is live.

Sid: Oh, sorry. *cuts really short promo*


Gene: Gentleman as you know, the Ultimate Warrior...

*WWF logo falls down from the set in the background*

Gene: F</>UCK IT!</font>

[The Dub]

When Rock called Hurricane and Rosey Hamburglar and Grimace.

[Seabass]

Anytime a midget is involved.

[Big Fat Mike]

Anytime SeaBass is mentioned.

[The Forgotten One]

When Ric Flair said "I don't think so mother****er" to the Rock.

[Anavrin]

When Kevin Nash had unmasked mysterio, and he died his hair silver. He was power bombing him onto the limo and said "Who do you think you are Sysqo (Spelling, ya know the thong guy).

WHOS BETTER THAN KANYON??!!!

Mean Gene getting in on at Wrestlemania XX

[Volchok]

Anytime The Rock cuts a promo... Jericho trashing Stephanie( hope he does it to Trish ) imagin... Christian and Trash Stratus... i dunno.. rambling again thats all..

[Hired Hitman]

I remember "When Jericho showed up for a first blood match in 18 layers of clothing and a hockey mask."

that was very funny :cool:

[The Mackem]

Man I want that Kurt Angle thing :(

[Loose Cannon]

<font color=goldenrod>Sid: It's all about the septics, err...skeptics. Ugh, let me start again.

Jr: Sorry pal this is live.

Sid: Oh, sorry. *cuts really short promo*


Gene: Gentleman as you know, the Ultimate Warrior...

*WWF logo falls down from the set in the background*

Gene: F</>UCK IT!</font>

LOL, when was that Sid thing?

[The Forgotten One]

When Dean Malenko was the man of a thousand holds and Chris Jericho was the man of a 1001 holds.

The time he was reading the list of holds was so funny.

[loopydate]

When Dean Malenko was the man of a thousand holds and Chris Jericho was the man of a 1001 holds.

The time he was reading the list of holds was so funny.

That was brilliant.

Although, I thought Jericho called himself the "Man of 1,004 Holds." It seemed like he had 1004 on his tights in Revenge.

[Swordkata]

You old schooler might remember this one..
Roddy Piper was commentating with Vince, and it was the debut of "Saba Simba"(Tony Atlas went back to his voodoo roots)..
Vince-"Here we have the newest superstar from Africa..Saba Simba"
Piper-"Saba Simba?? Thats Tony Atlas from New York"
Vince-(Whispering) "Roddy, you're not suppose to say anything about that"
Piper-"Oopps"

[The Forgotten One]

That was brilliant.

Although, I thought Jericho called himself the "Man of 1,004 Holds." It seemed like he had 1004 on his tights in Revenge.

You're probaly right. I don't remember much of it.

[The Mackem]

I downloaded a few Goldust/Booker T things during the night.

Goldust as the crocodile hunter in the nWo locker room :cool:

Also I downloaded a clip where Christian's doing a live skit and he gets told to do it again

[Corkscrewed]

How come I don't remember the Angle one? Was it on RAW?

And LMAO at Bret Hart "tying his shoe."

[Wondermouse]

In WCW, Konnan would always yell "Orale!" to start an in-ring talk. One time, Kevin Nash came out and yelled "Oil of Olay!"

[Mikey]

NWO as 4 Horseman
DX As NOD
DX as Cooperation

[Watson]

In WCW, Konnan would always yell "Orale!" to start an in-ring talk. One time, Kevin Nash came out and yelled "Oil of Olay!"

Ummm, I thought Konnan said "Odelay"....

[The Mackem]

Goldust and Booker T in the Scorpion King :cool:

[Loose Cannon]

I downloaded a few Goldust/Booker T things during the night.

Goldust as the crocodile hunter in the nWo locker room :cool:

Also I downloaded a clip where Christian's doing a live skit and he gets told to do it again

LOL, when did the Christian thing happen? Is it on Kaaza

[Loose Cannon]

How come I don't remember the Angle one? Was it on RAW?

And LMAO at Bret Hart "tying his shoe."

No, Heat, right before the PPV.

[The Mackem]

LOL, when did the Christian thing happen? Is it on Kaaza

It's a really short clip, he say "hi" to a few ladies and then you hera a "One more time" and he turns around and walks back to his original position.

If you've got hotmail add my address

[Wondermouse]

Ummm, I thought Konnan said "Odelay"....

Why would he yell the name of a Beck album?

"Odelay" is not a Spanish word. "Orale" is Spanish for "Let's go!"

[Penner]

you can get it off kazaa i believe (the kurt angle interview)

[Watson]

Why would he yell the name of a Beck album?

"Odelay" is not a Spanish word. "Orale" is Spanish for "Let's go!"


Oh ok, I get you. I guess it's that Spanish tongue-roll thing that makes it sound like "odalay".

[13]

When Lawler had a "Kiss My Foot" match against Bret Hart and King soaked his foot in crap for 3 days before the match.

MOM melting the Undertaker's urn to make a fat gangster necklace.

Macho Man botching the flying elbow drop and accidentally punching himself in the face when he landed.

When that fan interfered in Geurrerro's ladder match and Eddie was about to punk him out.

Doink, Dink, and Wink vs Jeff Jarrett in a handicap match

Tennessee Lee


I've got plenty more....

[parkmania]

Piper staying a week in Alcatraz before coming back to fight Hogan.

The 4 on 4 match between Doink and Lawler with all their midgets.

HHH's "Bi" comment.

[DodgeBall]

hmmmmm.. how about

Kevin Nash vs Hulk Hogan ? that was some funny shit when Hogan touch Nash with his finger, Nash fall and pins him.

or anything with SCREAMING NORMAN SMILEY... Hockey outfit, and can't forget that time Muda punch his throat

[faust34]

hmmmmm.. how about

Kevin Nash vs Hulk Hogan ? that was some funny shit when Hogan touch Nash with his finger, Nash fall and pins him.



The shocking part is that the wrestling fed that spent weeks promting that match went out of business later on. I dunno about you guys, but I blame the internet for it. :rofl:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

lol Norman Smiley in general was a character.

Generally anything Jericho did in his heel run in WCW was priceless, especially Ralphus as well as finding all the loopholes.

[Vastardikai]

Warning: This isn't verbatum, it's on the ECW Path of Destruction DVD, under Special Features, and Promos...

Stevie Richards: If Stevie Richards, the King of Swing, should lose Ultimate Jeapordy '95 in the steel cage, I'll have a match with the Public Enemy, the Pitbulls, and Tommy Dreamer in the cage all alone. Now let me tell you something, Rocco Rock, Johnny Grunge, Pitbull 1 AND 2, and especially YOU, Tommy Dreamer. If you think I'm scared...

*he pauses, a look of abject horror comes to his face*

You're right! God, I don't wanna go in the Steel Cage, I don't wanna lose!...

*He then continues on while going to the ground in the fetal position.*

[tucsonspeed6]

Gilberg coming out for the Royal Rumble only to have his boot light on fire.

[Ferocious]

Can't remember which PPV It was but It was during a fued between Jericho and Kane, Jericho went for a lionsault and kane shuffled across the ring on his back so that Jericho reached him PMFSL

[Ferocious]

Oh and E&C posing for the benefit of people that have access to flash photography

[tucsonspeed6]

Oh and E&C posing for the benefit of people that have access to flash photography

The 5 second pose! I miss it so much.

[Tornado]

I seem to remember a WcW PPV match involving Jericho where he was spoofing Goldbergs entrance, and he couldn't find the ring. I believe he ended up outside.

[Ferocious]

LMFAO I wish I'd seen that

[The Mackem]

LOL

I got that Kurt Angle interview :cool:

[Ferocious]

LMFAO Just remembered the 12 days of Christmas promo Rock cut on Test a couple of years back that was pure genius

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Rock faking out Mick Foley for a high five then making it look like he was gonna slap him. LOL

[faust34]

I seem to remember a WcW PPV match involving Jericho where he was spoofing Goldbergs entrance, and he couldn't find the ring. I believe he ended up outside.

I believe that was the first time we saw ralphus and another guy, who was wearing a plain white shirt with jerichoholic security ninja written on it. :lol: . That was one of the funniest gags Jericho pulled during his classic heel run in WCW.

[Swordkata]

Pipers pit with Morton Downey JR..

I went to a 30 man battle royal at the Boston Garden(before the fleet ctr), and Piper came down wearig a hockey mask and wielding a chain saw..5 wrestler jumped over the top, eliminating themselves..

The Monday night Prime time Show with Gorilla and Heenen always had some laughs..

[DaveWadding]

MOM melting the Undertaker's urn to make a fat gangster necklace.




That was Kama...which was Charles Wright post-Papa Shango, pre-Godfather, I believe his gimmick at that time was "The Supreme Fighting Machine" or summat.

[Volchok]

Vince's huge announcement that there was going to be a match between Goldberg and Brock Lesnar because on Smackdown, Lesnar was on his knees begging for a match at Wrestlemania with Goldberg. But, Mr. McMahon said that he had that major announcement to make on Monday before Brock begged for the match on Thursday that same week. How did Mr. McMahon know that Brock was gonna beg for the match?

[Vastardikai]

A couple other ones that came to mind:

A Flair for the Old (Brian Pillman, dressed as Ric Flair, interviewing Steve Austin)

Stevie Richards, the Blue Meanie, Super Nova, and someone else dressed up as Kiss. Sandman then started Caning them in between singing "I'm...gonna kick your ass all night, And party everyday!"

Speaking of Stevie and Company. There was a part where the bWo was in NYC for Christmas. A Santa Claus pulled down his beard and started chanting "bWo." He then got thanked with a Stevie Kick.

Stevie: That was for not giving me that Train Set when I was Six!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I remember E&C were doing commentary on a match, they went

"Pardon us, we have to do what they call a 'run in'" or something of the like. Just funny to hear.

[Hired Hitman]

I seem to remember a WcW PPV match involving Jericho where he was spoofing Goldbergs entrance, and he couldn't find the ring. I believe he ended up outside.
:lol:

has anyone got a clip of that? I'd Greatly appreciate it.

[Hired Hitman]

I remember E&C were doing commentary on a match, they went

"Pardon us, we have to do what they call a 'run in'" or something of the like. Just funny to hear.
Yeah, that was good, simple but to the point.

[Seabass]

I remember E&C were doing commentary on a match, they went

"Pardon us, we have to do what they call a 'run in'" or something of the like. Just funny to hear.

ECRI!

Edge& Christian run in

[13]

That was Kama...which was Charles Wright post-Papa Shango, pre-Godfather, I believe his gimmick at that time was "The Supreme Fighting Machine" or summat.

No, It was Mabel. I have it on a video of mine with Undertaker vs Mabel in a Casket match. Mabel used it to hit UT with but then UT tombstoned him and won. Then UT attacked his manager with the chain. Cool sequence of events....

[KillerWolf]

when Jericho called Kevin Nash "Nash-hole".

[KillerWolf]

Kurt Angle in San Antonio, Texas in calling out the Rock, says "youre nothing but a cry baby whiner, Rock....just like everyone else in this state. Yeah, here in San Antonio its 'remember the Alamo' but forget about a few other things.........like literacy, holding down a job, oral hygiene.............

classic

[KillerWolf]

Kurt Angle: "Undertaker, if that is your real name!"

[KillerWolf]

Lord of Darkness Undertaker calls Big Show over to the announcers table :
"Show, Do you wanna be a killer? Do you want the knowledge? - SMACK!!! - Then act like it!

- upon Big Show winning the match Lawler states, "I think it was that slap from the Undertaker that did it".

[Anybody Thrilla]

No, It was Mabel.

No. Kama melted down the Undertaker's urn for jewelry during that whole dumbass feud with The Million Dollar Team (or whatever DiBease's stable was called) and the Undertaker. It was DEFINITELY Kama.

[CBright7831]

:y:

[Boondock Saint]

:y:


:lol: Good times. They were gold together.

[KillerWolf]

:y:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Ferocious]

I was just watching back a tape of WMXX today only to notice that during his celebration austin was hit in the face with a can of beer throw to him on the ramp side of the ring lmfso

[Volchok]

No, It was Mabel. I have it on a video of mine with Undertaker vs Mabel in a Casket match. Mabel used it to hit UT with but then UT tombstoned him and won. Then UT attacked his manager with the chain. Cool sequence of events....

Dude it was most deff. Kama... i have that PPV on tape... it was UT Vs. Kama...

[Mr. Marcus]

After the nWo laid a beating on Rey Jr. in the parking lot Kevin Nash looked at the nWo members and said:

“Everybody to my trailer for pot pies and Mountain Dew”

[13]

Dude it was most deff. Kama... i have that PPV on tape... it was UT Vs. Kama...

Damnit, then my tape makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. It has UT vs King Mabel in a Casket match and Mabel uses the damn thing against him...

[Hired Hitman]

how about when Jericho took a piss in Regal's Tea cup :D ... Regal :$

[The Forgotten One]

how about when Jericho took a piss in Regal's Tea cup :D ... Regal :$
:lol: Thats classic.

And when Regal pissed on Big Show's pants. :rofl:

[The Mackem]

:lol: Thats classic.

And when Regal pissed on Big Show's pants. :rofl:

LMFAO

I remember that :lol:

wasn't Regal "looking" at Big Show or something?

[Hired Hitman]

:lol: Thats classic.

And when Regal pissed on Big Show's pants. :rofl:
and it was green :lol:

[Spoon Bender]

I was just watching back a tape of WMXX today only to notice that during his celebration austin was hit in the face with a can of beer throw to him on the ramp side of the ring lmfso

Lol! He got back on his quad and left so damn quick after that happened!

A few that spring to mind,

Rock (to Booker T): "Let me get this straight. You're the WCW champion sucker?"

Ken Shamrock: "Slap me dammit" (while standing right by the mic)

HHH getting caught blading by the camera then looking straight at it with an 'oh shit' look on his face.

Eddie's scared face (especially at WMXX)

Stiener falling off the apron and Test trying to sell it as a chop-block.

Edge: "Now you see, what Christian and I are about to do is known in wrestling circles as a 'run in'. I'm going to go distract the refferee, while Christain basically goes in and costs Jeff Hardy the match."

Joel Gerthner vs Cypher (Joey Styles: "IT'S THE UGANDAN STUDD-MUFFIN!!!)

[Hired Hitman]

"HHH getting caught blading by the camera then looking straight at it with an 'oh shit' look on his face."

do you remember which match that was? ... :-\

[Gertner]

Now that I look back Nash was a funny dude. Rememeber his imatation of Vince McMahon!

[Gertner]

Rico yelling" Come on Jeff God Damn it" for Jeff to knock Rico off balence during a 6 man tables match.

[Boondock Saint]

Rico yelling" Come on Jeff God Damn it" for Jeff to knock Rico off balence during a 6 man tables match.


Hahaha. I remember watching that...Survivor Series 02 I think?

[Wondermouse]

Now that I look back Nash was a funny dude. Rememeber his imatation of Vince McMahon!

Nash is hilarious. It's when they try to make him serious that he sucks.